"Xlptl!" I called. "Hey, Xl--"
He came in. He went over to his wife. She sighed, looking disappointed.
"You're going back now?" I asked Xlptl as he paid me.
"Yes. And I have a souvenir."
I went outside. In the hall were two valises and something else.
Xlptl had the right idea. He'd be able to keep his wife happy at home
henceforth.
The something else was a set of barbells.