CHAPTER XXXVII. BURNING OF THE AMERICAN MUSEUM.

HOW BARNUM RECEIVED THE TIDINGS--HUMOROUS DESCRIPTION OF THE

FIRE--A PUBLIC CALAMITY--GREELEY'S ADVICE--INTENTION TO

RE-ESTABLISH THE MUSEUM--SPEECH AT EMPLOYEES' BENEFIT.

On the 13th day of July, 1865, when Barnum was speaking in the

Legislature at Hartford, against the railroad schemes, a telegram

was handed him from his son-in-law and assistant manager in New

York, S. H. Hurd, saying that the American Museum was in flames

and its total destruction certain.

Barnum glanced at the dispatch, folded and laid it in his desk,

and went calmly on with his speech. At the conclusion of his

remarks, the bill which he was advocating was voted upon and

carried, and the House adjourned.

Not until then did Barnum hand the telegram to his friend,

William G. Coe, of Winsted, who immediately communicated the

intelligence to several members.

Warm sympathizers at once crowded around him, and one of his

strongest opponents pushing forward, seized his hand, and said:

"Mr. Barnum, I am truly sorry to hear of your great misfortune."

"Sorry," replied Barnum; "why, my dear sir, I shall not have time

to be sorry in a week! It will take me at least that length of

time before I can get over laughing at having whipped you all so

nicely on that bill."

But he did find time to be sorry when, next day, he went to New

York and saw nothing of what had been the American Museum but a

smouldering mass of debris.

Here was destroyed, in a few hours, the result of many years'

toil in accumulating from every part of the world myriads of

curious productions of nature and art--a collection which a half

a million of dollars and a quarter of a century could not

restore.

In addition to these, there were many Revolutionary relics and

other articles of historical interest that could never be

duplicated. Not a thousand dollars worth of property was saved;

the loss was irreparable, and the insurance was only forty

thousand dollars.

The fire probably originated in the engine-room, where steam was

constantly kept up to pump fresh air into the waters of the

aquaria and to propel the immense fans for cooling the atmosphere

of the rooms.

All the New York newspapers made a great "sensation" of the fire,

and the full particulars were copied in journals throughout the

country. A facetious reporter; Mr. Nathan D. Urner, of the

Tribune, wrote the following amusing account, which appeared in

that journal, July 14, 1865, and was very generally quoted from

and copied by provincial papers, many of whose readers accepted

every line of the glowing narrative as "gospel truth":

"Soon after the breaking out of the conflagration, a number of

strange and terrible howls and moans proceeding from the large

apartment in the third floor of the Museum, corner of Ann street

and Broadway, startled the throngs who had collected in front of

the burning building, and who were at first under the impression

that the sounds must proceed from human beings unable to effect

their escape. Their anxiety was somewhat relieved on this score,

but their consternation was by no means decreased upon learning

that the room in question was the principal chamber of the

menagerie connected with the Museum, and that there was imminent

danger of the release of the animals there confined, by the

action of the flames. Our reporter fortunately occupied a room on

the north corner of Ann street and Broadway, the windows of which

looked immediately into this apartment; and no sooner was he

apprised of the fire than he repaired there, confident of finding

items in abundance. Luckily the windows of the Museum were

unclosed, and he had a perfect view of almost the entire interior

of the apartment. The following is his statement of what

followed, in his own language.

"Protecting myself from the intense heat as well as I could by

taking the mattress from the bed and erecting it as a bulwark

before the window, with only enough space reserved on the top so

as to look out, I anxiously observed the animals in the opposite

room. Immediately opposite the window through which I gazed was a

large cage containing a lion and lioness. To the right hand was

the three-storied cage, containing monkeys at the top, two

kangaroos in the second story, and a happy family of cats, rats,

adders, rabbits, etc., in the lower apartment. To the left of the

lions' cage was the tank containing the two vast alligators, and

still further to the left, partially hidden from my sight, was

the grand tank containing the great white whale, which has

created such a furore in our sightseeing midst for the past few

weeks. Upon the floor were caged the boa-constrictor, anacondas

and rattlesnakes, whose heads would now and then rise menacingly

through the top of the cage. In the extreme right was the cage,

entirely shut from my view at first, containing the Bengal tiger

and the Polar bear, whose terrific growls could be distinctly

heard from behind the partition. With a simultaneous bound the

lion and his mate sprang against the bars, which gave way and

came down with a great crash, releasing the beasts, which for a

moment, apparently amazed at their sudden liberty, stood in the

middle of the floor lashing their sides with their tails and

roaring dolefully.

"Almost at the same moment the upper part of the three-storied

cage, consumed by the flames, fell forward, letting the rods drop

to the floor, and many other animals were set free. Just at this

time the door fell through and the flames and smoke rolled in

like a whirlwind from the Hadean river Cocytus. A horrible scene

in the right-hand corner of the room, a yell of indescribable

agony, and a crashing, grating sound, indicated that the tiger

and Polar bear were stirred up to the highest pitch of

excitement. Then there came a great crash, as of the giving way

of the bars of their cage. The flames and smoke momentarily

rolled back, and for a few seconds the interior of the room was

visible in the lurid light of the flames, which revealed the

tiger and the lion, locked together in close combat.

"The monkeys were perched around the windows, shivering with

dread, and afraid to jump out. The snakes were writhing about,

crippled and blistered by the heat, darting out their forked

tongues, and expressing their rage and fear in the most sibilant

of hisses. The 'Happy Family' were experiencing an amount of

beatitude which was evidently too cordial for philosophical

enjoyment. A long tongue of flame had crept under the cage,

completely singing every hair from the cat's body. The felicitous

adder was slowly burning in two and busily engaged in

impregnating his organic system with his own venom. The joyful

rat had lost his tail by a falling bar of iron; and the beatific

rabbit, perforated by a red-hot nail, looked as if nothing would

be more grateful than a cool corner in some Esquimaux farm-yard.

The members of the delectated convocation were all huddled

together in the bottom of their cage, which suddenly gave way,

precipitating them out of view in the depths below, which by this

time were also blazing like the fabled Tophet.

"At this moment the flames rolled again into the room, and then

again retired. The whale and alligators were by this time

suffering dreadful torments. The water in which they swam was

literally boiling. The alligators dashed fiercely about,

endeavoring to escape, and opening and shutting their great jaws

in ferocious torture; but the poor whale, almost boiled, with

great ulcers bursting from his blubbery sides, could only feebly

swim about, though blowing excessively, and every now and then

sending up great fountains of spray. At length, crack went the

glass sides of the great cases, and whale and alligators rolled

out on the floor with the rushing and steaming water. The whale

died easily, having been pretty well used up before. A few great

gasps and a convulsive flap or two of his mighty flukes were his

expiring spasm. One of the alligators was killed almost

immediately by falling across a great fragment of shattered

glass, which cut open his stomach and let out the greater part of

his entrails to the light of day. The remaining alligator became

involved in a controversy with an anaconda, and joined the melee

in the centre of the flaming apartment.

"A number of birds which were caged in the upper part of the

building were set free by some charitably inclined person at the

first alarm of fire, and at intervals they flew out. There were

many valuable tropical birds, parrots, cockatoos, mockingbirds,

humming-birds, etc., as well as some vultures and eagles, and one

condor. Great excitement existed among the swaying crowds in the

streets below as they took wing. There were confined in the same

room a few serpents, which also obtained their liberty; and soon

after the rising and devouring flames began to enwrap the entire

building, a splendid and emblematic sight was presented to the

wondering and upgazing throngs. Bursting through the central

casement, with flap of wings and lashing coils, appeared an eagle

and a serpent wreathed in fight. For a moment they hung poised in

mid-air, presenting a novel and terrible conflict. It was the

earth and air (or their respective representatives) at war for

mastery; the base and the lofty, the groveller and the soarer,

were engaged in deadly battle. At length the flat head of the

serpent sank; his writhing, sinuous form grew still; and wafted

upward by the cheers of the gazing multitude, the eagle, with a

scream of triumph, and bearing his prey in his iron talons,

soared towards the sun. Several monkeys escaped from the burning

building to the neighboring roofs and streets; and considerable

excitement was caused by the attempts to secure them. One of the

most amusing incidents in this respect, was in connection with

Mr. James Gordon Bennett. The veteran editor of the Herald was

sitting in his private office, with his back to the open window,

calmly discussing with a friend the chances that the Herald

establishment would escape the conflagration, which at that time

was threateningly advancing up Ann street towards Nassau street.

In the course of his conversation, Mr. Bennett observed:

'Although I have usually had good luck in cases of fire, they say

that the devil is ever at one's shoulder, and'--here an

exclamation from his friend interrupted him, and turning quickly

he was considerably taken aback at seeing the devil himself, or

something like him, at his very shoulder as he spoke. Recovering

his equanimity, with the ease and suavity which is usual with him

in all company, Mr. Bennett was about to address the intruder,

when he perceived that what he had taken for the gentleman in

black was nothing more than a frightened orang-outang. The poor

creature, but recently released from captivity, and doubtless

thinking that he might fill some vacancy in the editorial corps

of the paper in question, had descended by the water-pipe and

instinctively taken refuge in the inner sanctum of the

establishment. Although the editor--perhaps from the fact that he

saw nothing peculiarly strange in the visitation--soon regained

his composure, it was far otherwise with his friend, who

immediately gave the alarm. Mr. Hudson rushed in and boldly

attacked the monkey, grasping him by the throat. The book-editor

next came in, obtaining a clutch upon the brute by the ears; the

musical critic followed and seized the tail with both hands, and

a number of reporters, armed with inkstands and sharpened

pencils, came next, followed by a dozen policemen with brandished

clubs; at the same time, the engineer in the basement received

the preconcerted signal and got ready his hose, wherewith to pour

boiling hot water upon the heads of, those in the streets, in

case it should prove a regular systematized attack by gorillas,

Brazil apes, and chimpanzees. Opposed to this formidable

combination the rash intruder fared badly, and was soon in

durance vile. Numerous other incidents of a similar kind

occurred; but some of the most amusing were in connection with

the wax figures.

"Upon the same impulse which prompts men in time of fire to fling

valuable looking-glasses out of three-story windows, and at the

same time tenderly to lower down feather beds--soon after the

Museum took fire, a number of sturdy firemen rushed into the

building to carry out the wax figures. There were thousands of

valuable articles which might have been saved if there had been

less of solicitude displayed for the miserable effigies which are

usually exhibited under the appellation of 'wax figures.' As it

was, a dozen firemen rushed into the apartment where the figures

were kept, amid a multitude of crawling snakes, chattering

monkeys and escaped paroquets. The 'Dying Brigand' was

unceremoniously throttled and dragged towards the door; liberties

were taken with the tearful 'Senorita' who has so long knelt and

so constantly wagged her doll's head at his side; the mules of

the other bandits were upset, and they themselves roughly seized.

The full-length statue of P. T. Barnum fell down of its own

accord, as if disgusted with the whole affair. A red-shined

fireman seized with either hand Franklin Pierce and James

Buchanan by their coat-collars, tucked the Prince Imperial of

France under one arm and the Veiled Murderess under the other,

and coolly departed for the street. Two ragged boys quarreled

over the Tom Thumb, but at length settled the controversy by one

of them taking the head, the other satisfying himself with the

legs below the knees. They evidently had Tom under their thumbs,

and intended to keep him down. While the curiosity-seeking

policeman was garroting Benjamin Franklin, with the idea of

abducting him, a small monkey, flung from the windowsill by the

strong hand of an impatient fireman, made a straight dive,

hitting Poor Richard just below the waistcoat, and passing

through his stomach, as fairly as the Harlequin in the 'Green

Monster' pantomime ever pierced the picture with the slit in it,

which always hangs so conveniently low and near. Patrick Henry

had his teeth knocked out by a flying missile, and in carrying

Daniel Lambert down stairs, he was found to be so large that they

had to break off his head in order to get him through the door.

At length the heat became intense, the 'figgers' began to

perspire freely, and the swiftly approaching flames compelled all

hands to desist from any further attempt at rescue. Throwing a

parting glance behind as we passed down the stairs, we saw the

remaining dignitaries in a strange plight. Some one had stuck a

cigar in General Washington's mouth, and thus, with his chapeau

crushed down over his eyes and his head leaning upon the ample

lap of Moll Pitcher, the Father of his Country led the van of as

sorry a band of patriots as not often comes within one's

experience to see. General Marion was playing a dummy game of

poker with General Lafayette; Governor Morris was having a set-to

with Nathan Lane, and James Madison was executing a Dutch polka

with Madam Roland on one arm and Luicretia Borgia on the other.

The next moment the advancing flames compelled us to retire.

"We believe that all the living curiosities were saved; but the

giant girl, Anna Swan, was only rescued with the utmost

difficulty. There was not a door through which her bulky frame

could obtain a passage. It was likewise feared that the stairs

would break down, even if she should reach them. Her best friend,

the living skeleton, stood by her as long as he dared, but then

deserted her, while, as the heat grew in intensity, the

perspiration rolled from her face in little brooks and rivulets,

which pattered musically upon the floor. At length, as a last

resort, the employees of the place procured a lofty derrick which

fortunately happened to be standing near, and erected it

alongside of the Museum. A portion of the wall was then broken

off on each side of the window, the strong tackle was got in

readiness, the tall woman was made fast to one end and swung over

the heads of the people in the street, with eighteen men grasping

the other extremity of the line, and lowered down from the third

story, amid enthusiastic applause. A carriage of extraordinary

capacity was in readiness, and, entering this, the young lady was

driven away to a hotel.

"When the surviving serpents, that were released by the partial

burning of the box in which they were contained, crept along on

the floor to the balcony of the Museum and dropped on the

sidewalk, the crowd, seized with St. Patrick's aversion to the

reptiles, fled with such precipitate haste that they knocked each

other down and trampled on one another in the most reckless and

damaging manner.

"Hats were lost, coats torn, boots burst and pantaloons dropped

with magnificent miscellaneousness, and dozens of those who rose

from the miry streets into which they had been thrown looked like

the disembodied spirits of a mud bank. The snakes crawled on the

sidewalk and into Broadway, where some of them died from injuries

received, and others were dispatched by the excited populace.

Several of the serpents of the copper-head species escaped the

fury of the tumultuous masses, and, true to their instincts,

sought shelter in the World and News offices. A large black bear

escaped from the burning Museum into Ann street, and then made

his way into Nassau, and down that thoroughfare into Wall, where

his appearance caused a sensation. Some superstitious persons

believed him the spirit of a departed Ursa Major, and others of

his fraternity welcomed the animal as a favorable omen. The bear

walked quietly along to the Custom House, ascended the steps of

the building, and became bewildered, as many a biped bear has

done before him. He seemed to lose his sense of vision, and, no

doubt, endeavoring to operate for a fall, walked over the side of

the steps and broke his neck. He succeeded in his object, but it

cost him dearly. The appearance of Bruin in the street sensibly

affected the stock market, and shares fell rapidly; but when he

lost his life in the careless manner we have described, shares

advanced again, and the Bulls triumphed once more.

"Broadway and its crossings have not witnessed a denser throng

for months than assembled at the fire yesterday. Barnum's was

always popular, but it never drew so vast a crowd before. There

must have been forty thousand people on Broadway, between Maiden

Lane and Chambers street, and a great portion stayed there until

dusk. So great was the concourse of people that it was with

difficulty pedestrians or vehicles could pass.

"After the fire several high-art epicures, groping among the

ruins, found choice morsels of boiled whale, roasted kangaroo and

fricasseed crocodile, which, it is said, they relished; though

the many would have failed to appreciate such rare edibles.

Probably the recherche epicures will declare the only true way to

prepare those meats is to cook them in a Museum wrapped in

flames, in the same manner that the Chinese, according to Charles

Lamb, first discovered roast pig in a burning house, and ever

afterward set a house on fire with a pig inside, when they wanted

that particular food."

All the New York journals, and many more in other cities,

editorially expressed their sympathy with the misfortune, and

their sense of the loss the community had sustained in the

destruction of the American Museum. The following editorial is

from the New York Tribune of July 14, 1865:

"The destruction of no building in this city could have caused so

much excitement and so much regret as that of Barnum's Museum.

The collection of curiosities was very large, and though many of

them may not have had much intrinsic or memorial value, a

considerable portion was certainly of great worth for any Museum.

But aside from this, pleasant memories clustered about the place,

which for so many years has been the chief resort for amusement

to the common people who cannot often afford to treat themselves

to a night at the more expensive theatres, while to the children

of the city, Barnum's has been a fountain of delight, ever

offering new attractions as captivating and as implicitly

believed in as the Arabian Nights Entertainments: Theatre,

Menagerie and Museum, it amused, instructed, and astonished. If

its thousands and tens of thousands of annual visitors were

bewildered sometimes with a Wooly Horse, a What is It? or a

Mermaid, they found repose and certainty in a Giraffe, a Whale or

a Rhinoceros. If wax effigies of pirates and murderers made them

shudder lest those dreadful figures should start out of their

glass cases and repeat their horrid deeds, they were reassured by

the presence of the mildest and most amiable of giants, and the

fattest of mortal women, whose dead weight alone could crush all

the wax figures into their original cakes. It was a source of

unfailing interest to all country visitors, and New York to many

of them was only the place that held Barnum's Museum. It was the

first thing--often the only thing--they visited when they came

among us, and nothing that could have been contrived, out of our

present resources, could have offered so many attractions, unless

some more ingenious showman had undertaken to add to Barnum's

collection of waxen criminals by putting in a cage the live

Boards of the Common Council. We mourn its loss, but not as

without consolation. Barnum's Museum is gone, but Barnum himself,

happily, did not share the fate of his rattlesnakes and his, at

least, most "un-Happy Family." There are fishes in the seas and

beasts in the forest; birds still fly in the air, and strange

creatures still roam in the deserts; giants and pigmies still

wander up and down the earth; the oldest man, the fattest woman,

and the smallest baby are still living, and Barnum will find

them.

"Or even if none of these things or creatures existed, we could

trust to Barnum to make them out of hand. The Museum, then, is

only a temporary loss, and much as we sympathize with the

proprietor, the public may trust to his well-known ability and

energy to soon renew a place of amusement which was a source of

so much innocent pleasure, and had in it so many elements of

solid excellence."

As already stated, Mr. Barnum's insurance was but forty thousand

dollars while the loss was fully four hundred thousand, and as

his premium was five per cent., he had already paid the insurance

companies more than they returned to him.

His first impulse, on reckoning up his losses, was to retire from

active life and all business occupations, beyond what his real

estate interests in Bridgeport and New York would compel. He went

to his old friend, Horace Greeley, and asked for advice on the

subject.

"Accept this fire as a notice to quit, and go a-fishing," said

Mr. Greeley.

"What?" exclaimed Barnum.

"Yes, go a-fishing," replied Greeley. "Why, I have been wanting

to go for thirty years, and have never yet found time to do so."

And but for two considerations Barnum might have taken this

advice. One hundred and fifty employees were thrown out of work

at a season when it would have been difficult to get anything

else to do. That was the most important consideration. Then, too,

Barnum felt that a large city like New York needed a good Museum,

and that his experience of a quarter of a century in that

direction afforded the greatest facilities for founding another

establishment of the kind. So he took a few days for reflection.

The Museum employees were tendered a benefit at the Academy of

Music, at which most of the dramatic artists in the city gave

their services. At the conclusion Barnum was called for, and made

a brilliant speech, in which he announced that he had decided to

establish another Museum, and that, in order to give present

occupation to his employees, he had engaged the Winter Garden

Theatre for a few weeks, his new establishment promising to be

ready by fall.

The New York Sun commented on the speech as follows:

"One of the happiest impromptu oratorical efforts that we have

heard for some time was that made by Barnum at the benefit

performance given for his employees on Friday afternoon. If a

stranger wanted to satisfy himself how the great showman had

managed so to monopolize the ear and eye of the public during his

long career, he could not have had a better opportunity of doing

so than by listening to this address. Every word, though

delivered with apparent carelessness, struck a key-note in the

hearts of his listeners. Simple, forcible and touching, it showed

how thoroughly this extraordinary man comprehends the character

of his countrymen, and how easily he can play upon their

feelings.

"Those who look upon Barnum as a mere charlatan, have really no

knowledge of him. It would be easy to demonstrate that the

qualities that have placed him in his present position of

notoriety and affluence would, in another pursuit, have raised

him to far greater eminence. In his breadth of views, his

profound knowledge of mankind, his courage under reverses, his

indomitable perseverance, his ready eloquence and his admirable

business tact, we recognize the elements that are conducive to

success in most other pursuits. More than almost any other living

man, Barnum may be said to be a representative type of the

American mind."

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