CHAPTER XXVI. IDLENESS WITHOUT REST.

ANNOYING PERSECUTIONS OF CREDITORS--SUMMER ON LONG ISLAND--THE

BLACK WHALE PAYS THE BOARD BILL--THE WHEELER & WILSON COMPANY

REMOVE TO EAST BRIDGEPORT--SETTING SAIL FOR ENGLAND.

In the summer of 1855 Barnum had sold the American Museum to

Messrs. John Greenwood, Jr., and Henry D. Butler. They paid

nearly twice as much for the collection as it had originally

cost, giving notes for nearly the entire amount, securing the

notes by a chattel mortgage, and hiring the premises from Mrs.

Barnum, who owned the Museum property lease, and on which, by

agreement of the lessees, she realized something like $19,000 a

year. The chattel mortgage was, of course, turned over to the New

York assignees with the other property.

Barnum's widespread reputation for shrewdness was, in his present

difficulties, destined to be the cause of considerable annoyance

to him. Certain outside creditors who had bought clock notes at a

tremendous discount, believing that Barnum's means were still

ample, made up their minds that they must be paid at once without

waiting for the sale of the property by assignees.

They, therefore, took what is known as "supplementary

proceedings," by which is meant an examination before a judge,

compelling the debtor to disclose, under oath, everything in

regard to his property, his present means of living, and so on.

"Putting Barnum through a course of sprouts," as they expressed

it, came to be a very frequent occurrence. One creditor after

another hauled him up, and the attorneys would ask the same

questions which had already been answered a dozen times.

This persistent and unnecessary annoyance created a great deal of

sympathy for the man, the papers took his part, and even the

judges before whom he appeared, personally sided with him,

although they were obliged to administer the law. After a while,

the judges ruled that he need not answer any questions propounded

by an attorney, if he had already answered the same question in

any previous examination.

In fact, one of the judges lost all patience on one occasion, and

said sharply to the examining attorney:

"This, sir, has become simply a case of persecution. Mr. Barnum

has many times answered every question that can properly be put

to him, to elicit the desired information; and I think it is time

to stop these examinations. I advise him not to answer one

interrogatory which he has replied to under any previous

inquiries.

One consequential little lawyer commenced his examination in

behalf of a note-shaver, who held a thousand dollar note which he

had bought for seven hundred. After the oath had been

administered, he arranged his pen, ink, and paper, and in a loud

tone of voice asked:

"What is your name, sir?"

The answer was given, and the next question delivered in a

louder, more peremptory tone was:

"What is your business?"

"Attending bar," answered Barnum.

"Attending bar!" exclaimed the lawyer; "attending bar! Why, I

thought you were a teetotaler."

"So I am," declared the witness.

"And yet, sir, you have the audacity to assert that you peddle

rum all day, and drink none yourself?"

"That is not a relevant question," said Barnum.

"I will appeal to his Honor the Judge if you don't answer it

instantly," said the lawyer, gleefully.

"Very well; I do attend bar, and yet never drink intoxicating

liquors."

"Where do you attend bar, and for whom?" pursued the lawyer.

"I attend the bar of this court nearly every day, for the benefit

of two-penny lawyers and their greedy clients," replied the

disgusted Barnum.

On another occasion a young lawyer who had been pushing his

inquiries to a great length, said in a half-laughing tone of

apology:

"You see, Mr. Barnum, I am searching after the small thing; I am

willing to take even the crumbs that fall from the rich man's

table."

"Which are you, then, Lazarus or one of the dogs?" asked Barnum,

wearily.

"I guess a blood-hound would not smell out much on this trial,"

returned the lawyer, good-naturedly, adding that he had no more

questions to ask.

On account of Mrs. Barnum's continued ill-health, the family

spent the summer in a farm-house at Westhampton, Long Island. The

farm lay close to the ocean, and the place was very cool and

delightful. The respite from active life, and the annoyance

attendant to his financial troubles was of the greatest benefit

to Mr. Barnum, who spent the time shooting, fishing, and driving.

One morning they discovered that the waves had thrown up on the

beach a young black whale, nearly twelve feet long. The animal

was dead, but still hard and fresh, and Barnum bought it for a

few dollars from the man who claimed it by right of discovery. He

sent it at once to the Museum, where it was exhibited in a huge

refrigerator for a few days, where crowds came to see it. The

managers very properly gave Barnum a share of the profits, which

amounted to a sum sufficient to pay the board-bill of the family

for the entire season.

"Well," said the amazed landlord, when he heard of it, "you do

beat all for luck. Here you come and board for four months with

your family, and when the time is nearly up and you're getting

ready to leave, out rolls a big black whale on our beach, a thing

never heard of before in this vicinity, and you take that whale

and pay your board-bill with it!"

Shortly after his return to New York an unforeseen event occurred

which Barnum realized was likely to extricate him from his

difficulties.

The new city which had led him into ruin now promised to be his

redemption.

The now gigantic Wheeler & Wilson Sewing-Machine Company was then

doing a comparatively small yet rapidly growing business at

Watertown, Connecticut. The Terroy & Barnum clock factory was

standing idle, almost worthless, in East Bridgeport, and Wheeler

& Wilson saw in the empty building, the situation, the ease of

communication with New York, and other advantages, precisely what

they wanted, provided they could procure the premises at a rate

which would compensate them for the expense and trouble of

removing their establishment from Watertown. The clock factory

was sold for a trifle and the wheeler & Wilson Company moved into

it and speedily enlarged it.

This important occurrence gave Barnum great hope for the

increased value of the land belonging to his estate. And moreover

Mr. Wheeler offered him a loan of $5,000 without security, which

sum Barnum accepted, and devoted it, together with Mrs. Barnum's

money, to purchasing the East Bridgeport property at the

assignees' sale and also taking up such clock notes as could be

purchased at a reasonable percentage. Though this new plan did

eventually result in putting more money in his pocket than the

Jerome complication had taken out, yet the process was a slow

one. But Barnum concluded to let it work itself out, and

meanwhile, with the idea of doing something to help out the

accumulation and even saving something to add to the amount, he

made up his mind to go to Europe again.

He set sail in 1857, taking with him Tom Thumb and little

Cordelia Howard, who had attained celebrity for her artistic

rendering of juvenile characters,

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