CHAPTER XI. TOM THUMB IN LONDON.

AN ARISTOCRATIC VISITOR--CALLING AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND

HOB-NOBBING WITH ROYALTY--GETTING A PUFF IN THE "COURT CIRCULAR"

--THE IRON DUKE--A GREAT SOCIAL AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS.

The first public appearance of Tom Thumb in London occurred soon

after the arrival of the party there, at the Princess's Theatre.

A short engagement only had been made, but it was exceedingly

successful. The spectators were delighted, the manager overjoyed,

and Barnum himself pleased beyond measure. This brief engagement

answered his purpose, in arousing public interest and curiosity.

That was all the shrewd showman wanted for the present.

Accordingly, when the manager of the theatre urged a renewal of

the engagement, at a much higher price, Barnum positively

declined it. He had secured the desired advertising; now he would

exhibit on his own account and in his own way.

He therefore took a splendid mansion in Grafton Street, Bond

Street, in the fashionable and aristocratic West End of London.

Lord Talbot had lived in it, and Lord Brougham lived close by. It

was an audacious stroke for the Yankee showman to invade this

select and exclusive region, but it was successful. In response

to his invitations members of the nobility came eagerly flocking

to the house to see the wonderful child. Barnum showed himself as

exclusive as any of them, for he gave orders to his servants that

no callers were to be received who did not present cards of

invitation. This procedure he afterward explained, was entirely

proper. He had not yet announced himself as a public showman. He

was simply an American citizen visiting London, and it was

incumbent upon him to maintain the dignity of his position! His

servants, of course, exercised proper tact, and no offense was

given, although many of the nobility and gentry, who drove to his

door in carriages adorned with crests and coats of arms, were

thus turned away.

Among the early callers was the Hon. Edward Everett, the American

minister to England. He was much pleased with Mr. Barnum and his

tiny ward, and had them dine with him the next day. He also

promised that they should, if possible, be received by the Queen

at Buckingham Palace.

A few evenings afterward the Baroness Rothschild sent her

carriage for them. They were received by a half a dozen servants,

and were ushered up a broad flight of marble stairs to the

drawing-room, where they met the Baroness and a party of twenty

or more ladies and gentlemen. In this sumptuous mansion of the

richest banker in the world, they spent about two hours, and when

they took their leave a well-filled purse was quietly slipped

into Mr. Barnum's hand. The golden shower had begun to fall.

Mr. Barnum now thought the time ripe for beginning his public

exhibitions. He engaged Egyptian Hall, Piccadilly, and announced

that Tom Thumb was to be seen there. The rush of visitors was

tremendous. The aristocracy of London thronged the hall night

after night, and a phenomenal success was assured. Barnum did not

look beyond such work. True, Everett had spoken of an audience

with the Queen, but Barnum had no idea that it would ever be

granted. One day, however, he met Mr. Murray, Master of the

Queen's Household, at Everett's at breakfast, and that gentleman

asked him what were his plans for the future. Barnum replied that

he expected presently to go to the Continent, but he would most

gladly stay in London if he could get the favor of an audience

with Her Majesty.

Mr. Murray kindly offered his good offices in the case, and the

next day one of the Life Guards, a tall, noble-looking fellow,

bedecked as became his station, brought a note, conveying the

Queen's invitation to General Tom Thumb and his guardian Mr.

Barnum, to appear at Buckingham Palace on an evening specified.

Special instructions were the same day orally given by Mr.

Murray, by Her Majesty's command, to suffer the General to appear

before her, as he would appear anywhere else, without any

training in the use of the titles of royalty, as the Queen

desired to see him act naturally and without restraint.

Determined to make the most of the occasion, Mr. Barnum put a

placard on the door of the Egyptian Hall: "Closed this evening,

General Tom Thumb being at Buckingham Palace by command of Her

Majesty."

When they arrived at the palace, a Lord-in-Waiting met them, and

began "coaching" them on points of court etiquette. Mr. Barnum,

especially, was told that he must in no event speak directly to

Her Majesty, but through the medium of the aforesaid Lord. He

must also keep his face constantly turned toward the Queen, and

so, in retiring from the royal presence, must walk backward.

Having thus been instructed in the ways of royalty, Mr. Barnum

and the diminutive General were led to the presence of the Queen.

They passed through a long corridor to a broad flight of marble

steps, which led to the picture gallery, and there the Queen and

Prince Albert, the Duchess of Kent, the Duke of Wellington, and

others were awaiting their arrival. They were standing at the

further end of the room when the doors were thrown open, and the

General walked in, looking like a wax doll gifted with the power

of locomotion. Surprise and pleasure were depicted on the

countenances of the royal circle at beholding this remarkable

specimen of humanity so much smaller than they had evidently

expected to find him.

The General advanced with a firm step, and, as he came within

hailing distance, made a very graceful bow, and exclaimed, "Good

evening, ladies and gentlemen."

A burst of laughter followed this salutation. The Queen then took

him by the hand, led him about the gallery, and asked him many

questions, the answers to which kept the party in an

uninterrupted strain of merriment. The General familiarly

informed the Queen that her picture gallery was "first-rate," and

told her he should like to see the Prince of Wales. The Queen

replied that the Prince had retired to rest, but that he should

see him on some future occasion. The General then gave his songs,

dances, and imitations, and after a conversation with Prince

Albert, and all present, which continued for more than an hour,

they were permitted to depart.

But before this Mr. Barnum had broken the instructions in

etiquette which had been so carefully impressed upon him by the

Lord-in-Waiting. When the Queen began asking him questions, he

answered her, as she addressed him, through the lordly medium, as

he had been told. That was inconvenient and irksome, however, and

presently Barnum addressed his reply directly to her. The

Lord-in-Waiting was horror-struck, but the Queen did not appear

to be displeased, for she instantly followed her guest's example,

and spoke thereafter directly to him. In a few minutes Her

Majesty and the Yankee showman were talking together with the

greatest ease and freedom.

"I felt," said Mr. Barnum afterward, "entirely at ease in her

presence, and could not avoid contrasting her sensible and

amiable manners with the stiffness and formality of upstart

gentility at home or abroad.

"The Queen was modestly attired in plain black, and wore no

ornaments. Indeed, surrounded as she was by ladies arrayed in the

highest style of magnificence, their dresses sparkling with

diamonds, she was the last person whom a stranger would have

pointed out in that circle as the Queen of England.

"The Lord-in-Waiting was perhaps mollified toward me when he saw

me following his illustrious example in retiring from the royal

presence. He was accustomed to the process, and therefore was

able to keep somewhat ahead (or rather aback) of me, but even _I_

stepped rather fast for the other member of the retiring party.

We had a considerable distance to travel in that long gallery

before reaching the door, and whenever the General found he was

losing ground, he turned around and ran a few steps, then resumed

his position of backing out, then turned around and ran, and so

continued to alternate his methods of getting to the door, until

the gallery fairly rang with the merriment of the royal

spectators. It was really one of the richest scenes I ever saw;

running, under the circumstances, was an offense sufficiently

heinous to excite the indignation of the Queen's favorite poodle

dog, and he vented his displeasure by barking so sharply as to

startle the General from his propriety. He, however, recovered

immediately, and with his little cane, commenced an attack on the

poodle, and a funny fight ensued, which renewed and increased the

merriment of the royal party.

"This was near the door of exit. We had scarcely passed into the

ante-room, when one of the Queen's attendants came to us with the

expressed hope of her Majesty that the General had sustained no

damage, to which the Lord-in-Waiting playfully added, that in

case of injury to so renowned a personage, he should fear a

declaration of war by the United States!"

The visitors were then escorted about the Palace, and treated to

refreshments. Before leaving Mr. Barnum bethought him of the

"Court Circular," in which the doings of the Royal Family were

chronicled to the world. Would his reception by the Queen be

mentioned in it? Certainly. Well, then, would it not be possible

to secure something more than mere mention; some words of special

commendation; a "free advertisement" in fact? He would try it! So

he inquired where he could find the gentleman who prepared the

circular, and was informed that that functionary was in the

Palace at that very moment.

"He was sent for," related Mr. Barnum, "by my solicitation, and

promptly acceded to my request for such a notice as would attract

attention. He even generously desired me to give him an outline

of what I sought, and I was pleased to see afterward, that he had

inserted my notice verbatim.

"This notice of my visit to the Queen wonderfully increased the

attraction of 'Gen. Tom Thumb,' and compelled me to obtain a more

commodious hall for my exhibition. I accordingly moved to a

larger room in the same building."

On their second visit to the Queen, they were received in what is

called the Yellow Drawing Room, a magnificent apartment. It is on

the north side of the gallery, and is entered from that

apartment. It was hung with drapery of rich yellow satin damask,

the couches, sofas, and chairs being covered with the same

material. The vases, urns, and ornaments were all of the most

exquisite workmanship. The room was panelled in gold, and the

heavy cornices beautifully carved and gilt. The tables, pianos,

etc., were mounted with gold, inlaid with pearl of various hues,

and of the most elegant designs.

They were ushered into this gorgeous drawing-room before the

Queen and royal circle had left the dining-room, and, as they

approached, the General bowed respectfully, and remarked to Her

Majesty, "that he had seen her before," adding, "I think this is

a prettier room than the picture gallery; that chandelier is very

fine."

The Queen smilingly took him by the hand, and said she hoped he

was very well.

"Yes, ma'am," he replied, "I am first-rate."

"General," continued the Queen, "this is the Prince of Wales."

"How are you, Prince?" said the General, shaking him by the hand,

and then standing beside the Prince, he remarked, "the prince is

taller than I am, but I feel as big as anybody," upon which he

strutted up and down the room as proud as a peacock, amid shouts

of laughter from all present.

The Queen then introduced the Princess Royal, and the General

immediately led her to his elegant little sofa, which he took

with him, and with much politeness sat down beside her. Then,

rising from his seat, he went through his various performances,

and the Queen handed him an elegant and costly souvenir, which

had been expressly made for him by her order, for which, he told

her, "he was very much obliged, and would keep it as long as he

lived." The Queen of the Belgians (daughter of Louis Philippe)

was present on this occasion. She asked the General where he was

going when he left London.

"To Paris," he replied.

"Whom do you expect to see there?" she continued.

Of course all expected he would answer, "the King of the French,"

but the little fellow replied.

"Monsieur Guillaudeu."

The two queens looked inquiringly, and when Mr. Barnum informed

them that M. Guillaudeu was his French naturalist, they laughed

most heartily.

On their third visit to Buckingham Palace, Leopold, King of the

Belgians, was also present. He was highly pleased, and asked a

multitude of questions. Queen Victoria desired the General to

sing a song, and asked him what song he preferred to sing.

"Yankee Doodle," was the prompt reply.

This answer was as unexpected to Mr. Barnum as it was to the

royal party. When the merriment it occasioned had somewhat

subsided, the Queen good-humoredly remarked, "that is a very

pretty song, General, sing it, if you please." The General

complied, and soon afterward retired.

The Queen sent to Barnum a handsome fee for each of his visits,

but that was only a small part of the benefits which his

acquaintance with her brought to him. Such was the force of Court

example that it was now deemed unfashionable, almost disloyal,

not to have seen Tom Thumb. Carriages of the nobility, fifty or

sixty at a time, were to be seen at Barnum's door in Piccadilly.

Egyptian Hall was crowded at every exhibition, and the net

profits there were on the average more than $500 per day from

March 20th to July 20th. Portraits of the tiny General were for

sale everywhere, and were eagerly purchased by thousands. Musical

compositions were dedicated to him, and songs were sung in his

honor. Week after week he was the subject of Punch's wittiest

cartoons; and of course all this was just so much free

advertising. Besides his three public performances per day, the

little General attended three or four private parties per week,

for which they were paid eight to ten guineas each. Frequently he

would visit two parties in the same evening, and the demand in

that line was much greater than the supply. The Queen Dowager

Adelaide requested the General's attendance at Marlborough House

one afternoon. He went in his court dress, consisting of a richly

embroidered brown silk-velvet coat and short breeches, white

satin vest with fancy colored embroidery, white silk stockings

and pumps, wig, bagwig, cocked hat, and dress sword.

"Why, General," said the Queen Dowager, "I think you look very

smart to-day."

"I guess I do," said the General, complacently.

A large party of the nobility were present. The old Duke of

Cambridge offered the little General a pinch of snuff, which he

declined. The General sang his songs, performed his dances, and

cracked his jokes, to the great amusement and delight of the

distinguished circle of visitors.

"Dear little General," said the kind-hearted Queen, taking him

upon her lap, "I see you have no watch. Will you permit me to

present you with a watch and chain?"

"I would like them very much," replied the General, his eyes

glistening with joy as he spoke.

"I will have them made expressly for you," responded the Queen

Dowager; and at the same moment she called a friend and desired

him to see that the proper order was executed. A few weeks

thereafter they were called again to Marlborough House. A number

of the children of the nobility were present, as well as some of

their parents. After passing a few compliments with the General,

Queen Adelaide presented him with a beautiful little gold watch,

placing the chain around his neck with her own hands.

This watch, also, served the purpose of an advertisement, and a

good one, too. It was not only duly heralded, but was placed upon

a pedestal in the hall of exhibition, together with the presents

from Queen Victoria, and covered with a glass vase. These

presents, to which were soon added an elegant gold snuff-box

mounted with turquois, presented by his grace the Duke of

Devonshire, and many other costly gifts of the nobility and

gentry, added to the attraction of the exhibition.

The Duke of Wellington called frequently to see the little

General at his public levees. The first time he called, the

General was personating Napoleon Bonaparte, marching up and down

the platform, and apparently taking snuff in deep meditation. He

was dressed in the well-known uniform of the Emperor. Barnum

introduced him to the "Iron Duke," who inquired the subject of

his meditations. "I was thinking of the loss of the battle of

Waterloo," was the little General's immediate reply. This display

of wit was chronicled throughout the country, and was of itself

worth thousands of pounds to the exhibition.

General Tom Thumb had visited the King of Saxony and also Ibrahim

Pacha, who was then in London. At the different parties he

attended, he met, in the course of the season, nearly all of the

nobility. Scarcely a nobleman in England failed to see General

Tom Thumb at his own house, at the house of a friend, or at the

public levees at Egyptian Hall. The General was a decided pet

with some of the first personages in the land, among whom were

Sir Robert and Lady Peel, the Duke and Duchess of Buckingham,

Duke of Bedford, Duke of Devonshire, Count d'Orsay, Lady

Blessington, Daniel O'Connell, Lord Adolphus Fitzclarence, Lord

Chesterfield, and many other persons of distinction They had the

free entree to all the theatres, public gardens, and places of

entertainment, and frequently met the principal artists, editors,

poets, and authors of the country. Albert Smith wrote a play for

the General, entitled "Hop o' my Thumb," which was presented with

great success at the Lyceum Theatre, London, and in several of

the provincial theatres.

Thus the London visit and the tour of England were successful

beyond all anticipation, and it was with an overflowing purse

that Barnum set out with his charge for the French capital.

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