CHAPTER III.

Although I had, for the most part, so very stout an appetite that my

bowl stood always first for the refilling, I had no desire for my food

that day, but idly sat and stirred, and the burden of my thoughts wore

deeply inward with the dwelling of my mind on this view and on that of

it. But, on a sudden, what a turmoil, what a rising of maids, what a

jumping on chairs, what a drawing up of gowns, and what a scurrying!

For, out of a corner, comes the great brown rat, gliding sedately,

and never so much as asking by your leave or with your leave. Then

mother's old tom-cat, _Trouncer_, slowly rising, stretches his limbs,

and bares his claws, making ready for what is to come, but not,

me-thinks, with much alacrity for the conflict, for rats have teeth,

as _Trouncer_ knows--ay, and can use them to much purpose. Therefore

_Trouncer_, making belief to be brave, as is the custom both of

cats and of others that walk on two legs, and have thumbs to their

fore-paws, gathers himself to the spring, but springs not. Then comes

GIRT JAN's terrier, _Rouser_, at last--where hath the terrier been

tarrying? Terriers should not tarry--and, with scant ceremony, leaps

upon _Trouncer_. Cuff, cuff, go the claws. _Trouncer_ swears roundly.

Nay, _Trouncer_, 'tis a coward's part to fly beneath the chair.

To him, good _Rouser_, to him, my man. But _Rouser_ hath forgot

the claw-bearer, though his bleeding nose for many a day shall

remember. _Rouser_ hath the rat in view. Round the parlour they go,

helter-skelter, _Rouser_ on the tracks of the life-desiring rat, while

the maids upon the chairs show ankles, in proof of terror, until, lo!

he hath him pinned fast, never more to stir, or clean his whiskers in

rat-land.

And then all come down, and JAN boasts loudly how he all but trod him

flat, ay, and could have done so had rat not fled in terror of his

boot; and _Trouncer_ returns, smugly purring, and mother rates the

blushing maids.

And I to the fields, having work to do, but liking not the doing.

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