JOHN BOYETT,

Aged thirty-four, admitted 9th of August 1821. This man appeared to

have been originally an ignorant, self-conceited, ambitious country

fellow, full of low cunning; which was sufficiently apparent, even

through the veil of his derangement. The leading traits of his

malady were, a notion that he was to inherit an immense fortune,

and an inveterate itch for reform. He imagined that he was sent to

this institution expressly for the purpose of correcting abuses, and

establishing a new system of management; and, under the influence of

this whim, he became quite busy and inquisitive, found fault with every

thing, complained of every body, and declaimed in his way against every

department. The physicians, the stewards, the keepers, the cook, and

the very gardener were, according to him, all doing wrong, and were

the persons he particularly came to look after. He was very busy in

communicating his purposes amongst such as he met in the gallery and

airing ground; and as he could not write eligibly himself, he employed

an old patient, named Moore, as his secretary. All transactions that

struck his notice were immediately noted down by his dictation, with

his own comments upon them. One of the first results he expected from

his vigilance and activity was, that he should be appointed keeper in

chief. He applied to the physician for the purpose, and assured his

companions that he was immediately to have the charge of a gallery, as

the present keeper there was found unfit. He had an excellent knack at

making mischief, exciting discontent, and promoting quarrels amongst

his simple associates, by telling tales of one to the other, eliciting

resentments, and then reporting what he heard to the others: and thus

he set them together by the ears, proving himself more of a knave than

a simpleton. He was greatly disappointed in finding he was about to

be discharged without the promotion he so confidently expected; and

he wrote a letter to his aunt, stating that as he intended to begin

business for himself, as soon as he should get out, he wanted some part

of the great fortune, which he imagined he was to possess some time

or other, to begin the world with, as he was quite tired of being a

labourer, and knew more of his business than any other man.

The following copy of one of his letters, indited with a piece of burnt

stick on whited-brown paper, will afford a specimen of his epistolary

style.

“DEAR HAUNT:

“Hi hop u wil excus this lettar, has hi ham gon to bee disscharg,

hand wil cum to se u wen hi av mone in my poket--wen I wil av

plessure, i wis u too sen mee for ponds to by a jakhass hand cart to

sel grens too the hopitil, has hi ham promised: hi will pa u bak wen

hi can.

“hi ham,

“loving hant,

“ure lovin

“frend,

“JOHN BOYETT.”

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