JOHN WILLIAMS,

Aged forty-four, admitted about four years since. This is another

Welchman. He was found guilty of murder, by killing a young woman with

a mattoc. But this shocking act was considered to be the result of

insanity, and he was sent to this hospital.

This Cambro-Briton stands very high in the list of his own admirers;

and brags much of his ancient and illustrious descent from the

Ap-Shenkins, Ap-Morgans, Ap-Maddocs, Ap-Jones’s, Ap-Gwillins, and all

the other Aps up to the first trunk, the aboriginal tree of Welch

genealogy. He speaks very bad English: a sort of piebald mixture, half

Welch and half Lancashire. But this he will not believe, and insists

that he speaks as well as any man in London; to prove which, his tongue

is everlastingly on the move, with due rapidity, and the true Shiboleth

of Glamorganshire. He is, however, generally quiet and harmless; and,

with his flat face, high cheek-bones, and dingy complexion, bears a

strong resemblance to a North-American Squaux.

His high blood, however, does not raise his notions above the humble

avocations of commerce; for he is the principal tobacco-merchant here,

and drives a brisk traffic in that article amongst his fellow-patients.

Although the sale of tobacco is discountenanced and forbidden by

the Board, yet, even with the utmost vigilance, it cannot be wholly

prevented, for there are constantly so many schemes on foot, so much

artifice used, and so many plans and contrivances in operation to

obtain it, as to baffle all exertions to put a stop to the trade.

There can be no question that the forbidding this article is founded

upon the best intentions; but there are many of the patients here

who, from habits of ten, twenty, thirty, and even forty years’ use of

tobacco, in some shape or other, have contracted such an insuperable

attachment to it, that they would much rather go without dinners than

their beloved quid. Others prefer snuff, and those patients who have

been long used to it are always discontented, fretful, and peevish, if

debarred this comfort, either through the want of money to purchase,

or the neglect of their friends to supply them with it. There seems to

exist in the use of tobacco, as well as in madness, a pleasure which

none but the infatuated know: and, trifling as the privation of those

little enjoyments seems, it revives in the memory of the patients a

sense of former grievances, gives them an idea that they are quite

forsaken, renders them irritable, and has sometimes very injurious

effects.

A trifling neglect will sometimes prey upon the weak sensibilities

even of convalescents; and when this original distraction is rapidly

subsiding, the privation of these little enjoyments will obviously

renew it; when perhaps a timely recourse to the tobacco or snuff-box

would divert the mind, and obviate such reflexions all together.

But it is not in the minds of the insane only that these habits take

root, and become secondary wants of nature. All habits, long indulged,

become inveterate, and are extremely difficult effectually to conquer,

even in the best-bred classes of life, as all must have felt: and such

particularly is the fascination of that nauseous and narcotic herb,

tobacco, on persons in the constant habit of using it in any given

form, that they become uneasy and fretful in the want of it. This is a

fact more intimately known to every observant person conversant in the

military and naval service, and who must have frequently seen that both

soldiers and seamen, on the hardest service, would sell the shirts from

their backs, or, what they value much more, their allowances of grog

or wine, to obtain a little tobacco or snuff, whichever their habits

led them to prefer. If such be the influence of those habits on men

in robust health and of sane mind, what must be the case with those

wretched maniacs, who have nothing to occupy or amuse them; and with

whom a quid of tobacco, a pinch of snuff, or the smoaking of a pipe

will do more to tranquilize and assuage irritation, than twenty-four

hours of the most judicious reasoning or soothing advice?

Hence it is that the Virginian commissary, John Ap-Williams, is a much

more favourite resident in this lunatic republic, than would be an

imperial ambassador without this favourite commodity.

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