MOTHER GOOSE'S LAST TROLLEY RIDE

[Illustration:

ON A RUNAWAY CAR: "HERE, YOU, CONDUCTOR. I WANT A TRANSFER AND I WANT

IT NOW!"]

[Illustration:

MOTHER GOOSE: "LUCKY FOR YOU I FELL IN THE WATER. I'LL NEVER TRUST

MYSELF ON LAND AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE."]