CHAPTER CVIII.

PERCY LODGE. THAXTED GRANGE. RAPIN THE JESUIT AND SIR THOMAS BROWNE.

It seems that you take pleasure in these walks Sir.

_Cleanthes_. Contemplative content I do, my Lord.

They bring into my mind oft meditations

So sweetly precious, that in the parting

I find a shower of grace upon my cheeks,

They take their leave so feelingly.

MASSINGER.

The difference was very great between Thaxted Grange and Percy Lodge,

though somewhat less than that between Northumberland House and the

Tobacconists at No. 113 Bishopsgate Street. Yet if a landscape painter

who could have embodied the spirit of the scene had painted both, the

Grange might have made the more attractive picture, though much had

been done to embellish the Lodge by consulting picturesque effect,

while the Allisons had aimed at little beyond comfort and convenience

in their humble precincts.

From a thatched seat in the grounds of the Lodge, open on three sides

and constructed like a shepherd's hut, there was a direct view of

Windsor Castle, seen under the boughs of some old oaks and beeches.

Sweet Williams, narcissuses, rose-campions, and such other flowers as

the hares would not eat, had been sown in borders round the foot of

every tree. There was a hermitage, absurdly so called, in the wood,

with a thatched covering, and sides of straw; and there was a rosary,

which though appropriately named, might sound as oddly to the ears of

a Roman Catholic. A porter's lodge had been built at the entrance; and

after the Duke's death the long drawing room had been converted into a

chapel, in Gothic taste, with three painted windows, which, having

been bespoken for Northumberland House, but not suiting the intended

alterations in that mansion, were put up here. The Duchess and her

servant had worked cross-stitch chairs for this chapel in fine

crimson, the pattern was a Gothic mosaic, and they were in Gothic

frames.

_Se o mundo nos nao anda a' vontade

Naō he pera estranhar, pois he hum sonho

Que nunca con ninguem tratou verdade.

Se quando se nos mostra mais risonho,

Mais brande, mais amigo, o desprezemos,

He graō virtude, e á sua conta o ponho.

Mais se, (o que he mais certo) o desprezamos

Depois que nos engeita e nos despreza,

Que premio, ou que louvor disso esperamos?_[1]

All here however was as it should be: Percy Lodge was the becoming

retreat of a lady of high rank, who having in the natural course of

time and things outlived all inclination for the pomps and vanities of

the world, and all necessity for conforming to them, remembered what

was still due to her station; and doing nothing to be seen of men, had

retired thither to pass the remainder of her days in privacy and

religious peace.

[Footnote 1: DIOGO BERNARDES.]

All too was as it should be at Thaxted Grange. Picturesque was a term

which had never been heard there; and taste was as little thought of

as pretended to; but the right old English word comfort, in its good

old English meaning, was nowhere more thoroughly understood. Nor

anywhere could more evident indications of it be seen both within and

without.

A tradesman retiring from business in these days with a fortune

equivalent to what Mr. Allison had made, would begin his improvements

upon such a house as the Grange by pulling it down. Mr. Allison

contented himself with thoroughly repairing it. He had no dislike to

low rooms, and casement windows. The whole furniture of his house cost

less than would now be expended by a person of equal circumstances in

fitting up a drawing-room. Every thing was for use, and nothing for

display, unless it were two fowling pieces, which were kept in good

order over the fire place in the best kitchen, and never used but when

a kite threatened the poultry, or an owl was observed to frequent the

dove-cote in preference to the barn.

But out of doors as much regard was shown to beauty as to utility.

Miss Allison and Betsey claimed the little garden in front of the

house for themselves. It was in so neglected a state when they took

possession, that between children and poultry and stray pigs, not a

garden flower was left there to grow wild: and the gravel walk from

the gate to the porch was overgrown with weeds and grass, except a

path in the middle which had been kept bare by use. On each side of

the gate were three yew trees, at equal distances. In the old days of

the Grange they had been squared in three lessening stages, the

uppermost tapering pyramidally to a point. While the house had been

shorn of its honours, the yews remained unshorn; but when it was once

more occupied by a wealthy habitant, and a new gate had been set up

and the pillars and their stone-balls cleaned from moss and lichen and

short ferns, the unfortunate evergreens were again reduced to the

formal shape in which Mr. Allison and his sister remembered them in

their childhood. This was with them a matter of feeling, which is a

better thing than taste. And indeed the yews must either have been

trimmed, or cut down, because they intercepted sunshine from the

garden and the prospect from the upper windows. The garden would have

been better without them, for they were bad neighbours; but they

belonged to old times, and it would have seemed a sort of sacrilege to

destroy them.

Flower-beds used, like beds in the kitchen garden, to be raised a

little above the path, with nothing to divide them from it, till about

the beginning of the seventeenth century the fashion of bordering them

was introduced either by the Italians or the French. Daisies,

periwinkles, feverfew, hyssop, lavender, rosemary, rue, sage,

wormwood, camomile, thyme and box, were used for this purpose: a

German horticulturist observes that hyssop was preferred as the most

convenient; box however gradually obtained the preference. The Jesuit

Rapin claims for the French the merit of bringing this plant into use,

and embellishes his account of it by one of those school-boy fictions

which passed for poetry in his days, and may still pass for it in his

country. He describes a feast of the rural gods:

_Adfuit et Cybele, Phrygias celebrata per urbes;

Ipsaque cum reliquis Flora invitata deabus

Venit, inornatis, ut erat neglecta, capillis;

Sive fuit fastus, seu fors fiducia formæ.

Non illi pubes ridendi prompta pepercit,

Neglectam risere. Deam Berecynthia mater

Semotam à turba, casum miserata puellæ,

Exornat, certâque comam sub lege reponit,

Et viridi imprimis buxo (nam buxifer omnis

Undique campus erat) velavit tempora nymphæ.

Reddidit is speciem cultus, cœpitque videri

Formosa, et meruit: novus hinc decor additus ori._

_Ex illo, ut Floram decuit cultura, per artem

Floribus ille decor posthac quæsitus, et hortis:

Quem tamen Ausonii cultores, quemque Pelasgi

Nescivere, suos nullâ qui lege per hortos

Plantabant flores, nec eos componere norant

Areolis, tonsâque vias describere buxo.

Culta super reliquas Francis topiaria gentes,

Ingenium seu mite soli cœlique benigni

Temperies tantam per sese adjuverit artem;

Sive illam egregiæ solers industria gentis

Extuderit, seris seu venerit usus ab annis._

The fashion which this buxom Flora introduced had at one time the

effect of banishing flowers from what should have been the flower

garden: the ground was set with box in their stead disposed in

patterns more or less formal, some intricate as a labyrinth and not a

little resembling those of Turkey carpets, where mahometan laws

interdict the likeness of any living thing, and the taste of Turkish

weavers excludes any combination of graceful forms. One sense at least

was gratified when fragrant herbs were used in these “rare figures of

composures,” or knots as they were called, hyssop being mixed in them

with thyme, as aiders the one to the other, the one being dry, the

other moist. Box had the disadvantage of a disagreeable odour; but it

was greener in winter and more compact in all seasons. To lay out

these knots and tread them required the skill of a master-gardener:

much labour was thus expended without producing any beauty. The walks

between them were sometimes of different colours, some would be of

lighter or darker gravel, red or yellow sand; and when such materials

were at hand, pulverised coal and pulverised shells.

Such a garden Mr. Cradock saw at Bordeaux no longer ago than the year

1785; it belonged to Monsieur Rabi, a very rich Jew merchant, and was

surrounded by a bank of earth, on which there stood about two hundred

blue and white flower-pots; the garden itself was a scroll work cut

very narrow, and the interstices filled with sand of different colours

to imitate embroidery; it required repairing after every shower, and

if the wind rose the eyes were sure to suffer. Yet the French admired

this and exclaimed, _superbe! magnifique!_

Neither Miss Allison nor her niece, would have taken any pleasure in

gardens of this kind, which had nothing of a garden but the name. They

both delighted in flowers; the aunt because flowers to her were

“redolent of youth,” and never failed to awaken tender recollections;

Betsey for an opposite reason; having been born and bred in London, a

nosegay there had seemed always to bring her a foretaste of those

enjoyments for which she was looking forward with eager hope. They had

stocked their front garden therefore with the gayest and the sweetest

flowers that were cultivated in those days; larkspurs both of the

giant and dwarf species, and of all colours; sweet-williams of the

richest hues; monks-hood for its stately growth; Betsey called it the

dumbledore's delight, and was not aware that the plant in whose

helmet- rather than cowl-shaped flowers that busy and best-natured of

all insects appears to revel more than in any other, is the deadly

aconite of which she read in poetry: the white lily, and the

fleur-de-lis; peonies, which are still the glory of the English

garden; stocks and gilly flowers which make the air sweet as the gales

of Arabia; wall-flowers, which for a while are little less fragrant,

and not less beautiful; pinks and carnations added their spicy odours;

roses red and white peeped at the lower casements, and the jessamine

climbed to those of the chambers above. You must nurse your own

flowers if you would have them flourish, unless you happen to have a

gardener who is as fond of them as yourself. Eve was not busier with

her's in Paradise, her “pleasant task injoined,” than Betsey Allison

and her aunt, from the time that early spring invited them to their

cheerful employment, till late and monitory autumn closed it for the

year.

“Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these;” and

Solomon in all his wisdom never taught more wholesome lessons than

these silent monitors convey to a thoughtful mind and an

“understanding heart.” “There are two books,” says Sir Thomas Browne,

“from whence I collect my divinity; besides that written one of God,

another of his servant Nature, that universal and public manuscript

that lies expansed unto the eyes of all. Those that never saw him in

the one, have discovered him in the other. This was the scripture and

theology of the heathens: the natural motion of the sun made them more

admire him than its supernatural station did the children of Israel;

the ordinary effects of nature wrought more admiration in them, than

in the other all his miracles. Surely the heathens knew better how to

join and read these mystical letters, than we Christians who cast a

more careless eye on these common hieroglyphics, and disdain to suck

divinity from the flowers of nature.”

INTERCHAPTER XIV.

CONCERNING INTERCHAPTERS.

If we present a mingle-mangle, our fault is to be excused, because the

whole world is become a hodge-podge.

LYLY.

It occurs to me that some of my readers may perhaps desire to be

informed in what consists the difference between a Chapter and an

Inter Chapter; for that there is a difference no considerate person

would be disposed to deny, though he may not be able to discover it.

Gentle readers,—readers after my own heart, you for whom this _opus_

was designed long before it was an _opus_, when as Dryden has said

concerning one of his own plays, “it was only a confused mass of

thoughts, tumbling over one another in the dark; when the fancy was

yet in its first work, moving the sleeping images of things towards

the light, there to be distinguished, and then either chosen or

rejected by the judgement,”—good-natured readers, you who are willing

to be pleased, and whom therefore it is worth pleasing,—for your

sakes,

And for because you shall not think that I

Do use the same without a reason why,[1]

I will explain the distinction.

[Footnote 1: ROBERT GREEN.]

It is not like the difference between a Baptist and an Anabaptist,

which Sir John Danvers said, is much the same as that between a

Whiskey and a Tim-Whiskey, that is to say no difference at all. Nor is

it like that between Dryads and Hamadryads, which Benserade once

explained to the satisfaction of a learned lady by saying _qu'il avait

autant de difference qu'entre les Evêques et les Archevêques_. Nor is

it like the distinction taken by him who divided bread into white

bread, brown bread, and French rolls.

A panegyrical poet said of the aforesaid Benserade that he possessed

three talents which posterity would hardly be persuaded to believe;

_De plaisanter les Grands il ne fit point scrupule,

Sans qu'ils le prissent de travers;

Il fut vieux et galant sans être ridicule,

Et s'enrichit à composer des vers._

He used to say, that he was descended and derived his name from the

Abencerrages. Upon a similar presumption of etymological genealogy it

has been said that Aulus Gellius was the progenitor of all the Gells.

An Englishman may doubt this, a Welshman would disbelieve, and a Jew

might despise it. So might a Mahommedan, because it is a special

prerogative of his prophet to be perfectly acquainted with his whole

pedigree; the Mussulmen hold that no other human being ever possessed

the same knowledge, and that after the resurrection, when all other

pedigrees will be utterly destroyed, this alone will be preserved in

the archives of Eternity.

Leaving however Sir William Gell to genealogize, if he pleases, as

elaborately as he has topographized, and to maintain the authenticity

and dignity of his Roman descent against all who may impugn it,

whether Turk, Jew, or Christian, I proceed with my promised

explanation.

The Hebrews call chapters and sections and other essential or

convenient divisions, the bones of a book. The Latins called them

_nodi_, knots or links; and every philologist knows that articles,

whether grammatical, conventional, or of faith, are so denominated as

being the joints of language, covenants and creeds.

Now reader, the chapters of this book are the bones wherewith its body

is compacted; the knots or links whereby its thread or chain of

thoughts is connected; the articulations, without which it would be

stiff, lame and disjointed. Every chapter has a natural dependence

upon that which precedes, and in like manner a relation to that which

follows it. Each grows out of the other. They follow in direct

genealogy; and each could no more have been produced without relation

to its predecessor, than Isaac could have begotten Jacob unless

Abraham had begotten Isaac.

Sometimes indeed it must of necessity happen that a new chapter opens

with a new part of the subject, but this is because we are arrived at

that part in the natural prosecution of our argument. The disruption

causes no discontinuance; it is, (to pursue the former illustration,)

as when the direct line in a family is run out, and the succession is

continued by a collateral branch; or as in the mineral world, in which

one formation begins where another breaks off.

In my chapters, however, where there is no such natural division of

the subject matter, I have ever observed that “one most necessary

piece of mastership, which is ever performed by those of good skill in

music, when they end a suit of lessons in any one key, and do intend

presently to begin another in a differing key.” Upon which piece of

mastership, the worthy old “Remembrancer of the best practical music,

both divine and civil, that has ever been known to have been in the

world,” thus instructs his readers.

“They do not abruptly and suddenly begin such new lessons, without

some neat and handsome interluding-voluntary-like playing; which may

by degrees (as it were) steal into that new and intended key.

“Now that you may be able to do it handsomely, and without blemish, or

incompleteness, (for you must know it is a piece of quaintness so to

do), you must take notice, that always, when you have made an end of

playing upon any one key, (if discourse or some other occasion do not

cause a cessation of play for some pretty time, so as the remembrance

of that former key may, in a manner, be forgotten), it will be very

needful that some care be taken that you leave that key handsomely,

and come into that other you intend next to play upon without

impertinency.

“For such impertinencies will seem to be very like such a thing as

this, which I shall name—to wit—

“That when two or more persons have been soberly and very intently

discoursing upon some particular solid matter, musing and very

ponderously considering thereof; all on the sudden, some one of them

shall abruptly (without any pause) begin to talk of a thing quite of

another nature, nothing relating to the aforesaid business.

“Now those by-standers (who have judgement), will presently apprehend

that although his matter might be good, yet his manner and his wit

might have been better approved of in staying some certain convenient

time, in which he might have found out some pretty interluding

discourse, and have taken a handsome occasion to have brought in his

new matter.

“Just so is it in music, and more particularly in this

last-recited-matter; as to chop different things of different natures,

and of different keys, one upon the neck of another, impertinently.

“For I would have it taken notice of, that music is (at least) as a

language, if it will not be allowed a perfect one; because it is not

so well understood as it might be.—

“Having thus far prepared you with an apprehension of the needfulness

of the thing, I will now show you how it is to be done without

abruption and absurdness.

“First, (as abovesaid) it may be that discourse may take off the

remembrance of the last key in which you played, or some occasion of a

leaving off for some pretty time, by a string breaking or the like; or

if not, then (as commonly it happens) there may be a need of examining

the tuning of your lute, for the strings will alter a little in the

playing of one lesson, although they have been well stretched. But if

lately put on, or have been slacked down by any mischance of pegs

slipping, then they will need mending, most certainly.

“I say some such occasion may sometimes give you an opportunity of

coming handsomely to your new intended key: but if none of these shall

happen, then you ought, in a judicious and masterly way, to work from

your last key which you played upon, in some voluntary way till you

have brought your matter so to pass that your auditors may be

captivated with a new attention; yet so insinuatingly, that they may

have lost the remembrance of the foregoing key they know not how; nor

are they at all concerned for the loss of it, but rather taken with a

new content and delight at your so cunning and complete artifice.”

With strict propriety then may it be said of these my chapters as

Wordsworth has said of certain sonnets during his tour in Scotland and

on the English border, that they

Have moved in order, to each other bound

By a continuous and acknowledged tie

Tho' unapparent, like those shapes distinct

That yet survive ensculptured on the walls

Of Palace, or of Temple, 'mid the wreck

Of famed Persepolis; each following each,

As might beseem a stately embassy

In set array; these bearing in their hands

Ensign of civil power, weapon of war,

Or gift to be presented at the Throne

Of the Great King; and others as they go

In priestly vest, with holy offerings charged,

Or leading victims dressed for sacrifice.

For an ordinary book then the ordinary division into chapters might

very well have sufficed. But this is an extraordinary book. Hath not

the Quarterly Review—that Review which among all Reviews is properly

accounted _facile Princeps_,—hath not that great critical authority

referred to it _κατ᾽ εξοχην_ as “the extraordinary book called the

Doctor?” Yes reader;

All things within it

Are so digested, fitted and composed

As it shows Wit had married Order.[2]

And as the exceptions in grammar prove the rule, so the occasional

interruptions of order here are proofs of that order, and in reality

belong to it.

[Footnote 2: B. JONSON.]

Lord Bacon (then Sir Francis) said in a letter to the Bishop of Ely

upon sending him his writing intitled _Cogitata et Visa_, “I am forced

to respect as well my times, as the matter. For with me it is thus,

and I think with all men in my case; if I bind myself to an argument

it loadeth my mind; but if I rid my mind of the present cogitation it

is rather a recreation. This hath put me into these miscellanies,

which I purpose to suppress if God give me leave to write a just and

perfect volume of philosophy.”

That I am full of cogitations like Lord Bacon the judicious reader

must ere this time have perceived; though he may perhaps think me not

more worthy on that score to be associated with Bacon, than beans or

cabbage or eggs at best. Like him however in this respect I am,

however unlike in others; and it is for the reader's recreation as

well as mine, and for our mutual benefit, that my mind should be

delivered of some of its cogitations as soon as they are ripe for

birth.

I know not whence thought comes; who indeed can tell? But this we

know, that like the wind it cometh as it listeth. Happily there is no

cause for me to say with Sir Philip Sydney,

If I could think how these my thoughts to leave;

Or thinking still, my thoughts might have good end;

If rebel Sense would Reason's law receive,

Or Reason foiled would not in vain contend;

Then might I think what thoughts were best to think,

Then might I wisely swim, or gladly sink.

Nor with Des-Portes,

_O pensers trop pensez, que rebellez mon ame!

O debile raison! O lacqs! O traits!_

thanks to that kind Providence which has hitherto enabled me through

good and evil fortune to maintain an even and well-regulated mind.

Neither need I say with the pleasant authors of the “Rejected

Addresses” in their harmless imitation of a most pernicious author,

Thinking is but an idle waste of thought,

And nought is every thing and every thing is nought.

I have never worked in an intellectual treadmill, which as it had

nothing to act on was grinding the wind.

“He that thinks _ill_,” says Dean Young, (the poet's father,)

“_prevents_ the Tempter, and does the Devil's business for him; he

that thinks _nothing, tempts_ the Tempter, and offers him possession

of an empty room; but he that thinks _religiously, defeats_ the

Tempter, and is proof and secure against all his assaults.” I know not

whether there be any later example where the word _prevent_ is used as

in the Collect in its Latin sense.

It is a man's own fault if he excogitate vain thoughts, and still more

if he enunciate and embody them; but it is not always in his power to

prevent their influx. Even the preventative which George Tubervile

recommends in his monitory rhymes, is not infallible;

Eschew the idle life!

Flee, flee from doing nought!

For never was there idle brain

But bred an idle thought.

Into the busiest brain they will sometimes intrude; and the brain that

is over-busy breeds them. But the thoughts which are not of our own

growth or purchase, and which we receive not from books, society, or

visible objects, but from some undiscovered influence, are of all

kinds.

Who has a breast so pure,

But some uncleanly apprehensions

Keep leets and law days, and in session sit

With meditations lawful?[3]

I dare not affirm that some are suggestions of the enemy; neither dare

I deny it: from all such _tela ignea_ and _tela venenata_, whatever be

their origin, or whencesoever they come, God preserve us! But there

are holy inspirations, which philosophy may teach us to expect, and

faith to pray for.

[Footnote 3: OTHELLO.]

My present business is not with these, but it is with those

conceptions which float into the solitary mind, and which if they are

unrecorded pass away, like a dream or a rainbow, or the glories of an

evening sky. Some of them are no better than motes in the sunbeams, as

light, as fleeting, and to all apprehension as worthless. Others may

be called seminal thoughts, which if they light not upon a thorny, or

stoney, or arid field of intellect, germinate, and bring forth

flowers, and peradventure fruit. Now it is in the Interchapters that

part of this floating capital is vested; part of these waifs and

strays impounded; part of this treasure-trove lodged; part of these

chance thoughts and fancies preserved: part I say, because

_J'ay mille autres pensers, et mille et mille et mille,

Qui font qu'incessamment mon esprit se distile._[4]

[Footnote 4: DES-PORTES.]

“There are three things,” says a Welsh triad, “that ought to be

considered before some things should be spoken; the manner, the place,

and the time.” Touching the manner, I see none whereby they could more

conveniently or agreeably be conveyed; and for the place and time

these must be allowed to be at my own discretion.

And howsoever, be it well or ill

What I have done, it is mine own; I may

Do whatsoever therewithal I will.[5]

(Be it remarked in passing that these lines bear a much greater

resemblance to Italian poetry than any of those English sonnets which

have been called Petrarcal.) One place being (generally speaking) as

suitable as another, it has not been necessary for me to deliberate,

_Desta antigua preñez de pensamientos

Qual el primero hare, qual el segundo._[6]

I have interspersed them where I thought fit, and given them the

appellation which they bear, to denote that they are no more a

necessary and essential part of this _opus_, than the voluntary is of

the church service.

_Εισὶν δὲ περι του;

Περὶ Αθηνων, περι Πύλου,

Περι σοῦ, περι ἐμοῦ, περὶ απαντων πραγματων._[7]

[Footnote 5: DANIEL.]

[Footnote 6: BALBUENA.]

[Footnote 7: ARISTOPHANES.]

A Chapter is, as has been explained, both procreated and procreative:

an Interchapter is like the hebdomad, which profound philosophers have

pronounced to be not only _παρθένος_, but _αμητωρ_, a motherless as

well as a virgin number.

Here too the exception illustrates the rule. There are at the

commencement of the third volume four Interchapters in succession, and

relating to each other, the first gignitive but not generated; the

second and third both generated and gignitive, the fourth generated

but not gignitive. They stand to each other in the relation of Adam,

Seth, Enoch, Kenan. These are the exceptions. The other chapters are

all Melchizedekites.

The gentle Reader will be satisfied with this explanation; the curious

will be pleased with it. To the captious one I say in the words of

John Bunyan, “Friend, howsoever thou camest by this book, I will

assure thee thou wert least in my thoughts when I writ it. I tell

thee, I intended the book as little for thee as the goldsmith intended

his jewels and rings for the snout of a sow!”

If any be not pleased, let them please themselves with their own

displeasure. _Je n'ay pas enterpris de contenter tout le monde: mesme

Jupiter n'aggree à tous._[8]

[Footnote 8: BOUCHET.]

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