OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

There is no better form of book, providing always the print be clear and

distinct, than the volume which is adapted practically in price and size

to the pocket. One man's pocket is more capacious than another's, as one

man's purse is longer than another's, and the latter can purchase a

volume more expensively got up than the small, useful, charming

travelling companions that _Mr. Punch_ has at this moment actually in

view while others are in his mind's eye, Horatio. _The Handy-Volume

Shakspeare_ (BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO.), which in every way is the model of

a pocket-volume, the model _par excellence_, is a member of a family all

in one case, a perfect Christmas present. But if one volume is lost, the

set is spoilt, and the missing book cannot, in the ordinary course of

bookselling nature, be replaced. Consequently only a very careful and

methodical person can venture upon travelling about with one of these

volumes as his pocket-companion. A little Shakespeare is a dangerous

thing. And this is why the small books belonging to _Cassell's National

Library,_ price threepence apiece, ought to find favour in the eyes of

those who can read in a cab, in a coach, in a train, or even walking. As

to a man running and reading the thing's almost impossible, and whoever

saw a man on horseback reading a book, except in an old print of _Doctor

Syntax_? As the snail carries his shell about with him, so every

Englishman can carry his own _Cassell_, and get rid of it too--which is

more than the snail can--and can lose it--and can replace it for the

small sum of threepence, or if secondhand (for being in limp covers they

soon become "secondhand" in appearance) for considerably less. With a

volume from this library carried always in the tail-pocket of his

coat--the very place to carry a short tale--no one need ever be idle,

and every spare moment, as long as he is wearing the coat, can be well

occupied. These bits of books are our modern _Curiosities of

Literature_.

[Illustration: Handy Vols.]

Nor must we forget the DICKENS series of Messrs. ROUTLEDGE, who have

just brought out a dainty little edition of the _Cricket on the Hearth_.

This is a lasting work got up in a lasting manner. And so whether the

tale be long, or short, pointed or not, every man for a small sum, in

some instances a very small sum, can be his own talebearer: only the

tale isn't his, it is somebody else's, but his by purchase.

Among the handiest of handy books must be included the Pocket Diaries

for 1888, numbered, respectively, one, two, three,--of which No. 3 is

"A1,"--brought out by JOHN WALKER & CO. of Farringdon House, and

admirably adapted to all walkers, who can now bring them out for

themselves every day in the new year. One novelty there is in WALKER &

CO.'S division of pages, and this is that two are set apart for

"Addresses"--not political ones, of course--and two others for

"Visits"--(such an idea could only have struck a Walker who wanted an

object for his walk)--these being subdivided into columns headed

"_Name_," "_Reception Day_," "_Visit Received_," "_Visit Returned_,"

which in itself is quite a little manual, or _Walker's Dictionary_, of

politeness. To "Cash" is devoted a great deal too much space; but, of

course, if there is sufficient cash to fill it, so much the better. If

we might suggest a "rider" to WALKER, it would be that, as many persons,

who pay nothing else, are often most assiduous in "paying their

addresses" and in "paying visits," an equal space might be given to

business as represented by "Cash," and to pleasure as represented by the

two other items. The pencil is a triumph of ingenuity, and the binding

of No. 3 proves the truth of the old adage, that there is nothing like

leather, specially when the leather is Russian.

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HUMILITY.--The _Pall Mall Gazette_, in its account of the consecration

of Truro Cathedral, stated how--

"The Archbishop of CANTERBURY and the Bishop of TRURO received

the Prince of WALES at the Phillpotts porch, and conducted His

Royal Highness to a footstool placed for him in the choir. Every

available inch of space was crowded."

Poor Royal Highness! only a "footstool" to sit upon. He was His Royal

Lowness on this occasion. If, however, for "footstool" we read

"faldstool," His Royal Highness's apparently uncomfortable position

becomes intelligible.

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