CHAPTER XXXI.

EDUCATION. LEAVE, AND RETURN VIÂ INDIA.

Education—Schools—Punishments—Love of poetry—Colleges—Education

of women—Religion—March to Bushire—Extremes of

cold and heat—Good luck—Go home to England—Leave

_viâ_ India—The “Boys”—Lisbon—Algiers—Port Said and

Suez—Jeddah—Donkeys—Coral reef—Sea-slugs—Aden—Madagascar

oranges—“Grimes”—Kurrachee—Drives—Visit to the alligators at

Muggerpir—Disgusting scene—A legatee—Black-wood furniture—A

lost bargain—Persian Gulf—Bushire—Leave for Shiraz.

As to education in Persia, reading, writing, and the rudiments of

arithmetic are general among the merchant and bazaar class; and each

small village has its school, which is generally held in the mosque. The

usual sum paid for instruction to the “moallim,” or schoolmaster, is

from sixpence to a shilling a month. The letters are taught, and then

the reading in Arabic of the Koran. Of course the boys do not understand

what they read, and as they all read at once in chorus, the noise is

deafening. The discipline is severe, and a boy who is idle, _or whose

parents are backward with the monthly stipend_, has a rough time of it.

The bastinado on a miniature scale is always ready in the corner, and

a rope and pulley is kept, in which a troublesome boy’s hand and foot

may be placed, that he may be hoisted on high, a terror to evil-doers.

This, however, is not a painful punishment; it is a sort of substitute

for the standing on the form as practised with us. No attempt is made to

teach anything more than the three R’s; particular attention is devoted

to calligraphy, for a good writer is sure of his living, if merely as a

clerk.

Those who aspire higher, to the post of mirza or secretary, generally

obtain a knowledge of phrase, trope, and compliment from the writings of

the poets; and the intricacies of detail on these matters are endless—in

fact, they are a science.

The tales of “Saadi,” and a smattering of Arabic, form the climax of what

is learnt at school.

At many village schools a few only of the boys learn to write, all to

read. This power of reading they soon lose, but a villager has little

occasion for it, and the repeating from memory of a few prayers, and

passages from the Koran, with some verses of poetry, is generally all

that remains to the villager of his education.

The quoting of poetry in Persia is universal; it is in every man’s mouth

from highest to lowest, and is introduced into the most unpoetical

conversations. The servants would often pass their evenings listening to

the declamation of the poet Firdūsi as intoned by my cook; and certain

hackneyed quotations are ever on the lips of even the most ignorant.

A few boys, after leaving school, proceed to college (“medresseh”). These

are intended for the priesthood, the law, or medicine.

There seem to be no regular courses.

The student studies Arabic sedulously, and reads a good deal in a

desultory sort of way, much time being devoted to poetry and commentaries

on the Koran, while he fills up the rest of his time in literally

“sitting at the feet of the local Gamaliels,” regularly presenting

himself at the receptions of the heads of law and religion; he is seen

at their “medjlisses,” or assemblies; ever ready with a quotation, or

a smooth affirmative, or a sigh of astonishment at the erudition of

his patron; the student swells the throng of his numerous hangers-on,

accompanying him on visits, and to the mosques; ever ready to write a

letter, run with a message, give an order to a servant; in fact, to do

everything that is not exactly menial.

After a few years of assiduously imitating the great man, the young

priest or lawyer is, perhaps, sent to a small village, where he may

become pedagogue and parson, or he elects to follow the fortunes of some

grandee, as secretary on no wages, with possible opportunities of modakel

(peculation).

Or, if a doctor’s son or relative, he compounds his drugs for a year, and

then is a full-blown hakim, or physician, and, setting up in some distant

town, on the principle that “no man is a prophet in his own country,” he

may earn a very comfortable living.

In Teheran there is a college where the rudiments of a liberal education

are taught by English and French professors on an ambitious scale. From

this college are recruited the courtiers, diplomats, and Government

employés of the Shah, also the principal officers of the army.

The daughters of the rich and learned are the only women who are at all

educated; some of them are good readers and reciters of poetry, and can

even write verse themselves; but most of the educated women can merely

write a letter and read the Koran, or an ordinary Persian story-book,

the former _without comprehension_, it being in Arabic. A great deal of

their time is given to poetry, and they are all of a very sentimental

turn. About one woman to fifty educated men are found, the policy of

Mahommedanism being “not to open the eyes of a woman too wide.”

Among the educated classes many are infidels, others pure theists, while

communism _as a religion_ is followed by the numerous secret sectaries of

the “Baab;” among whose tenets is undoubtedly, though the Baabis deny the

fact, that of community of wives and property.

The great portion, however, of the merchants, traders, and villagers are

_really_ Mahommedans, a practical and work-a-day religion, when stripped

of mummery and bigotry. The Persian is not prone to fanaticism, though

he is easily excited to it, and dangerous when in a state of religious

fervour. They are very particular as to prayers and forms, as fasting,

etc., and many carry them out at great personal inconvenience.

Among the higher servants—military and courtier class—however, irreligion

is rife. These say no prayers, keep no fasts, have no belief, and

are utterly dead to everything but what they believe to be their own

interests. Many openly boast their disbelief in anything, _and this is

done with impunity_.

In the year 1874 I had occasion to march down to Bushire. The journey was

without incident, but shows the extraordinary variety of the climate. We

went down on our own horses in five days.

The first night we lay covered with all our rugs in a small room, four

of us, with a huge fire, and it was impossible to sleep for the intense

cold. The next day we rode through heavy snow, having to blunder through

drifts on foot up to our waists, dragging our horses, and glad to drink

raw curaçoa to keep any warmth in us when freezing on our horses, where

we _were_ able to ride. The fourth night we slept in the open air at

Dalliké, under some palms, with next to no covering; and as I was the

only one of the party who had taken the precaution to keep my head

wrapped up in a handkerchief, and my gloves and a pair of socks on, so I

was the only one who was not terribly bitten on face, feet, and hands by

mosquitoes. That day and the next we suffered from the heat.

The only memorable event in Bushire, which we left after a week’s stay,

was the good fortune of one of the cable employés. He had bought a ticket

in the big Indian Derby sweepstakes for nine rupees, the original price

being ten. It was sold to him rather against his will, the seller being a

married man, and feeling it wrong to gamble. The ticket won five thousand

pounds, which was duly paid to the lucky buyer. What must have been the

feelings of the other man? Mr. S⸺ (the purchaser), however, salved them

by generously giving him five hundred rupees.

Being now entitled to two years’ leave I made up my mind to return home,

and posted up to Teheran and Resht; thence by Russian steamer over the

Caspian.

On the Caspian I met the Rev. R. B⸺, of the Church Missionary Society,

who had been stationed at the Armenian village of Julfa, near Ispahan. He

was returning with his wife, after a stay in Persia of some years. This

companionship made a tedious journey more agreeable. We had fine weather

on the Caspian, and reached Zaritzin without incident.

When passing through Russia a French lady, Madame O⸺, authoress of

‘Impressions of Life in Russia,’ came into our train. She was accompanied

by a crowd of friends, who had provided her with supplies of food and

drink, fruits and sweetmeats, on a most extensive scale.

These she most kindly insisted on our partaking of. She proved an amusing

companion, but differed on religious matters with the clergyman, who at

length expressed himself as shocked with her very liberal opinions. The

lady then ceased to argue, and asked for a cigarette. My friend gave her

one, but it was of Teheran manufacture, and not at all to her taste.

“_Tiens_,” she said, handing a silver case to him, filled with _Russian

Laferme cigarettes_, “my opinions are like your cigarettes, execrable,

but _my_ cigarettes are undeniable;” _and they were_.

I took my two years’ leave, married, and made up my mind, very

reluctantly, not to return to Persia; but the English climate did not

agree with me, and at length my wife and I determined to go out, and, at

all events, see if it were preferable to England or no.

I fancy it was rather against my own previous ideas, as we were shown

a letter of mine by a married French friend, who had, when personally

unknown to me, written to ask what was the needful outfit for Persia. I

had replied, so many shirts, boots, etc., such saddlery, and, above all,

NO WIFE.

After five years’ experience we both think my advice to my friend was

correct.

In September 1876 we got on board the British India Steamship Company’s

ship _Arcot_. Our friends and relatives went with us as far as Gravesend,

and we went through all the usual weepings and farewells. My wife was

very ill till in the Bay of Biscay; I insisted then on her coming on

deck, and after that, though she couldn’t stand the saloon, which was

stuffy, for the first week, she enjoyed the voyage, which, as she had

never left Europe before, had all the charm of novelty.

We were lucky in our ship, and lucky in our captain, and we had only one

fellow-passenger, a youth of nineteen; save a Portuguese doctor, who got

in at Lisbon, and out at Aden, whence he was bound to Mozambique. There

was an enormous staff of Portuguese (half-caste) waiters, and, with so

few passengers, of course we received great, almost oppressive, attention

from them.

The captain had a small dog, of the curly variety called “Tiger,” and

one “boy” looked after him, and another after our little black-and-tan

terrier, “Pip.”

Of this arrangement I was unaware till one day I asked a “boy”—they were

much alike—if he had seen the dog about. “Don’t know, sah; I Tiger’s boy,

sah; I go ask Pip’s boy, sah.”

There being so few passengers we got a state-room for four to ourselves,

which opened into a bathroom. This was specially convenient, and the bath

of hot and cold water very refreshing in the hot places we had to pass on

our long seven weeks’ voyage.

At Lisbon we stayed two days. The entrance to the mooring-place was

very fine, and the site of the old town—that destroyed by earthquake—was

pointed out to us. The wine trade seemed to absorb the principal

energies of the inhabitants, who were a bustling lot, and the reverse of

prepossessing. As it rained the whole time we were there, we saw nothing

of the place. We got a box of Bucellas, containing two dozen, for two

pounds, for use on our march up country, and found it a clear light wine,

but not strong enough for the ordinary English palate. It did not seem to

be sophisticated.

Algiers, the next port we reached, was a delightful break in the voyage.

We went ashore, saw the lions, and here my wife had her first glimpse

of Oriental life. The Arabs in their white burnooses, looking in the

gloaming like so many freshly-risen Lazaruses, the negroes, veiled women,

camels, etc., all astonished and delighted her. We went for several long

drives (in the sun and dust); we sat under the palms of the “Place,” in

the dust, and heard the band; lunched at a café in the dust; bought many

lovely photographs, and were very sorry to continue our voyage. We here

got fresh sardines; very far superior to tinned ones we thought them.

Of Port Said and Suez there is little to be said. A kind of _café

chantant_, with roulette on disadvantageous terms, seemed to wake into

extreme liveliness on the arrival of the P. and O. boat at the more

cheerful of these two towns, I really forget which; and syrens, of an

elderly Teutonic type, sang and played on various instruments; while a

roaring temporary trade was done in beer and syphons. The canal is too

well known to need description.

At Jeddah we had two days. The first one was diversified by an invitation

to the house of the consul, whose nephew was acting, and in the afternoon

we went for a _gallop_ on donkeys in the desert—_such_ donkeys, nearly

fourteen hands high, pure white; groomed within an inch of their lives,

full of spirit, and worth forty pounds apiece. I forget if these animals

were Bahrein donkeys, or, in fact, where they did come from, but they

were the equal of any hack I ever rode—soft-mouthed, spirited, of free

action. They kept up with our host’s horse with ease, and our ride in the

desert was certainly an enjoyable one.

The next day the captain was good enough to give us a day on a coral

reef. We went by boat to the reef, and saw Nature’s superb aquarium,

where _all_ the vegetation and fishes were in good condition—_such_

zoophytes, _such_ seaweeds, and _such_ gorgeous fish, sponges of all

sorts and sizes, and coral of all sorts of shapes and colours; lovely,

indeed, as seen through the clear water.

The boat was run aground on the reef, and the men got us many specimens,

which we carefully treasured in a foot-bath for twenty-four hours, but

the great heat killed them all then. Huge sea-slugs were very numerous;

they are eaten by the Chinese, and are dried and sold in large quantities.

We did not call at Hodeida, the port of Mocha.

At Aden we lay three days, and of course went to see the tanks; very

wonderful, but so often described that it would be presumption to attempt

it. We were presented by Captain Hansard, of the B.I.SS. Co., with a

large basket of the biggest and sweetest oranges we had ever tasted;

they were from Madagascar. Only those who have been in the Red Sea can

appreciate the delights of such a present at its full value.

Captain Hansard’s vessel, the steamer for Zanzibar, was moored alongside

ours while cargo was trans-shipped, and there was quite a congregation

of British India steamers. Captain Hansard brought on board for our

amusement his pet, a rare species of lemur; this _being_—he was more

human than a monkey—constantly accompanied the captain over his ship;

he was a dullish white, save the body and arms, which were covered by a

bright brown-coloured fur, giving the animal the appearance of having

on a sort of “cardigan;” the bright yellow eyes, and noiseless, rapidly

graceful movements were strange; the term lemur being a very appropriate

one, for the animal was very ghost-like.

Quite different in habits from the common gray lemur, “Grimes,” for so

Captain Hansard named him, was a most gentle and affectionate animal,

clinging to his master like a baby, and quite like a child in his

affection.

But “Grimes’s” temper was uncertain; he got loose and would have severely

bitten a youth who teased him had he not been with difficulty secured,

and this he never would have been had not Captain Hansard just then

luckily come aboard; to his master’s whistle he came at once. More agile

than a monkey, the creature, when pursued, flew over the rigging and

awnings, taking long bounds without apparent effort, like an exaggerated

Spring-heeled-Jack; and coming down to the ground noiselessly, as if

devoid of weight. “Grimes” was altogether a notable animal; his master

was much attached to him. We were presented with a monkey by another of

the captains; he was amusing, as all monkeys are, but his light paled

before the superior attractions of “Grimes.”

Leaving Aden, we ran straight for Kurrachee, which we reached after

nearly five weeks from London. We knew no one in the place, and we should

have been glad to have seen a little of India by taking a tour by rail,

but Captain Burke assured us that he might be ordered off at any moment

by telegram; and as we did not feel disposed to chance being separated

from our kit, we had to forego it.

Each day we went ashore after tiffin, and were driven about in a landau

and pair; it was much too hot to walk.

Since we reached Jeddah we had been sleeping on the skylight platform;

this was each night fenced in by tent walls, but here the damp drove us

below. On this skylight, too (a big awning covered the whole deck), we

lunched and dined.

One day we diversified our drive by an excursion to Muggerpir; it is some

twenty miles off, most of the way on a good road, but a terribly dusty

one; we had to take four horses, and as soon as we arrived, were glad to

take refuge in the travellers’ bungalow and lie down to escape the heat.

After lunch (tiffin I may say, as we were in India) we went to see the

muggers (alligators).

Behind a low mud wall was a muddy pool having some twenty snouts exposed:

apparently lifeless, they looked like bits of driftwood; under a tree lay

a big alligator quite motionless. On the guardian being interviewed, he

suggested our regaling the muggers with a kid, and one was brought by a

villager, paid for, and killed. The priest in charge now advanced close

to the pool, the eyes of the owners of the snouts opened, but the heads

hardly moved; we saw several other smaller reptiles among the bushes. The

man now called to them, a few wagged their heads slightly, but otherwise

did not notice him; then he brought the kid, and all now were instantly

alive; those who had been hidden in the bushes slid into the muddy water

hole, and all began to swim vigorously, while the big gentleman under the

tree actually opened his eyes; but _he_ did not stir. The body of the kid

was tossed in, and was instantly torn in pieces and struggled for; in

two minutes it had disappeared; it was a horrible sight. In another five

minutes the pool was still, the motionless heads lay sweltering in the

sun, and all was as quiet as death.

The guardian now advanced to the big alligator, and informed us that

he was a legatee, and regularly fed under the terms of a will, and so

independent of the votive kids. The brute allowed the man to open his

jaws, and gave no signs of life, save that when called his eyes opened.

He was a fine animal, but the rest of the muggers were what Americans

would call “right mean little cusses.” We satisfied the priest and

returned to Kurrachee, having seen its one sight.

One other thing, the oysters at Kurrachee are not bad, particularly when

you know you won’t get any for five years to come.

We were much struck with the beauty and cheapness of the _black_-wood

furniture here. This beautiful carved furniture is now, so they told

us, out of fashion in India, and may be had for a song; the worst of it

is, it is brittle and bulky. We went to one of the dealers and bought

a hundred pounds’ worth, and for this sum our Persian home would have

been sumptuously furnished; we made a contract with the seller, _in

writing_, to pay him ten per cent. extra for the whole to be delivered

free on board, in cases not weighing over three hundred pounds each, and

not measuring more than four by three feet; if otherwise as to size and

weight, the bargain to be off. The afternoon before the _Arcot_ left, we,

on our return from our drive, found the dealer on board, and he smilingly

informed us that the furniture was all _in the hold_; he then presented

his bill. I smelt a rat, as I had told him _I must see_ the cases and

weigh them before shipment. Luckily I did not trust the fellow, for some

of the cases weighed eight hundred pounds, and of course could not have

gone up country in Persia. I refused to take delivery, and was threatened

with the law. But it appears that the dealer, on showing his contract

to a solicitor, was told he had no case, and reluctantly removed his

packages. I was sorry the man lost by the affair, but packages of huge

size and weight were useless for mule carriage. So we lost our black-wood

furniture.

We had ten days of the coast of Belūchistan and the Persian Gulf,

stopping at Linga, Bunder Abbas, etc., though we did not go ashore,

having no desire for some hours’ pull, _in the sun_, in an open native

boat on a very rough sea.

At length Bushire was reached, and after a seven weeks’ voyage from the

time we left London, we landed in Persia; and were hospitably entertained

at the Residency, where Colonel Prideaux, one of the whilom captives of

King Theodore, was Acting Political Resident in the Persian Gulf; Colonel

Ross being at home on leave.

I was anxious to draw pay again, which I could only do on reaching my

station, Shiraz; and to escape the rains: so I engaged a muleteer, and

finding two of my old servants and a boy in Bushire, we started with

thirty mules, ourselves riding muleteers’ ponies.

Our stay in Bushire lasted only four days, and at some personal

discomfort we started, hoping to avoid the rains which were due in a

fortnight.

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