CHAPTER I.

IN THE LAND OF THE LION AND SUN.

The Minerva Library.

1. DARWIN’S JOURNAL IN THE “BEAGLE.”

2. THE INGOLDSBY LEGENDS.

3. BORROW’S BIBLE IN SPAIN.

4. EMERSON’S PROSE WORKS.

5. GALTON’S TROPICAL SOUTH AFRICA.

6. MANZONI’S THE BETROTHED LOVERS.

7. GOETHE’S FAUST (Complete). Bayard Taylor.

8. WALLACE’S TRAVELS ON THE AMAZON.

9. DEAN STANLEY’S LIFE OF DR. ARNOLD.

10. POE’S TALES.

11. COMEDIES BY MOLIÈRE.

12. FORSTER’S LIFE OF GOLDSMITH.

13. LANE’S MODERN EGYPTIANS.

14. TORRENS’ LIFE OF MELBOURNE.

15. THACKERAY’S VANITY FAIR.

16. BARTH’S TRAVELS IN AFRICA.

17. VICTOR HUGO: SELECT POEMS, &c.

18. DARWIN’S CORAL REEFS, &c.

19. LOCKHART’S LIFE OF ROBERT BURNS.

20. BARTH’S TRAVELS IN AFRICA (II.)

21. LYRA ELEGANTIARUM. Locker-Lampson.

22. CARLYLE’S SARTOR RESARTUS, &c.

23. LIFE AND LETTERS OF FRANKLIN.

24. BECKFORD’S VATHEK, AND TRAVELS.

25. MACAULAY’S HISTORICAL AND LITERARY ESSAYS.

26. YONGE’S LIFE OF WELLINGTON.

27. CARLYLE’S FRENCH REVOLUTION.

28. WILLS’ LAND OF THE LION AND SUN.

London: WARD, LOCK & CO.

[Illustration: SOLOMON IN ALL HIS GLORY.

(_From a Native Drawing._)]

IN THE

LAND OF THE LION AND SUN,

OR

MODERN PERSIA.

_BEING EXPERIENCES OF LIFE IN PERSIA FROM

1866 TO 1881._

ILLUSTRATED BY FULL-PAGE PLATES FROM PHOTOGRAPHS AND FROM

NATIVE DRAWINGS.

BY

C. J. WILLS, M.D.,

LATE ONE OF THE MEDICAL OFFICERS OF HER MAJESTY’S TELEGRAPH

DEPARTMENT IN PERSIA.

[Illustration: THE ARMS OF PERSIA (_from the Teheran Gazette_).]

_NEW EDITION._

WARD, LOCK AND Co.,

LONDON, NEW YORK, AND MELBOURNE,

1891.

_The right of translation is reserved._

EDITORIAL NOTE.

The author of the _Land of the Lion and Sun_ may claim an exceptional

degree of credit for his book on one of the most interesting countries

in the world; for he derived his knowledge not merely from a journey

through the country, but from a sufficiently prolonged residence to make

him thoroughly at home with the people, and to understand their inner

life. The _Times_, on its first appearance in 1883, characterized it

as probably the most amusing book of travel that had been published in

recent years. The author’s profession gave him access to the personality

of the people to a marked extent, giving origin to many of the amusing

anecdotes referred to. The verdict of the _Times_ was endorsed by very

many journals. _Nature_ described the anecdotes as “distinguished by

three cardinal virtues: they are characteristic, they are well told, and

they are infinitely varied.”

Since his return to England, Dr. Wills has become well known as a

novelist and writer of short stories, which he has contributed to most

of the leading magazines and society journals. His novels, some of which

have been written in collaboration with Mr. F. C. Philips, have been

widely read and highly appreciated.

The illustrations, on separate plates, appear here for the first

time. They are reproduced from native drawings, and from Dr. Wills’s

photographs and drawings.

G. T. B.

TO

MAJOR-GENERAL SIR F. J. GOLDSMID,

C.B., K.C.S.I.,

FORMERLY DIRECTOR IN CHIEF OF THE INDO-EUROPEAN

GOVERNMENT TELEGRAPH DEPARTMENT,

SPECIAL COMMISSIONER FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF THE

PERSIAN FRONTIER,

This Book is Dedicated,

WITH AFFECTIONATE ESTEEM, IN GRATITUDE FOR MANY

KINDNESSES,

BY HIS MOST OBEDIENT SERVANT,

THE AUTHOR.

PREFACE.

My reason for calling my book ‘The Land of the Lion and Sun’ is that the

Lion and Sun are the national emblems of Persia, while the second title

alone, ‘Modern Persia,’ would have suggested an exhaustive and elaborate

array of matter which is beyond the scope of this work.

In a personal narrative, it is necessary to use a good many I’s; and to

avoid being obscure, I fear I have been at times over minute, but I have

preferred this to the risk of giving a false impression.

I have striven to describe life in Persia as I saw it, not exaggerating

or softening anything, but speaking of Persia as it is. The whole

narrative may be considered as a record of life in an out-of-the-way

corner of the world; and the reader being left to make his own

reflections, is not troubled with mine.

Usually no names are given, save of those of the dead, or public men.

The important subject of our fast-dying commerce with Persia, and the

means of really opening the country, I have relegated to an Appendix.[1]

As to the spelling and transliteration of Persian words used, it is

not classical, it does not pretend to be; but it will convey to the

_ordinary_ reader the _local_ pronunciation of the colloquial; and the

reader not knowing anything of Oriental languages is troubled very seldom

with accents and (apparently) unpronounceable words. Thus Mūnshi is spelt

Moonshee, as that gives the exact sound: _ū_ is often used to avoid the

barbarous appearance of _oo_. Of course there is no C in Persian; still

as, from habit, we write Calcutta and not Kalkutta, so some words, like

Cah, that use has rendered common, are inserted under C and K. I think

that all that is required is, that the ordinary English reader shall

pronounce the words not too incorrectly; and it is only when a work is

philological that accuracy in transliteration is of any real importance.

With this end in view, I have tried so to spell Persian words that _by

following ordinary rules_, the general reader may not be very wide of

the mark. To avoid continual explanation I have added a Glossary, with a

_correct_ transliteration. I have to gratefully acknowledge the valuable

help of Mr. Guy le Strange in correcting this Glossary, and kindly

favouring me with the transliteration according to the system adopted by

Johnson, in several cases in which that author has not noted words, &c.

ORIENTAL CLUB, _Hanover Square._

CONTENTS.

PAGE

CHAPTER I.

I GO TO PERSIA.

Wanted a doctor—The Director-in-chief—Doubt and distrust—Simple

advice—Am referred to ‘Hadji Baba’—My kit—Saddle for riding

post—Vienna—Rustchuk—Quarantine—Galatz—Kustendji—Constantinople—Turkish

ladies—Stamboul—I have my hair cut—“Karagews”—Turkish

coffee—A philo-Turk—Shooting party—The theatres—The

Opera—Armenian theatre—Gambling house—A Bashi-bazouk—We

leave, _viâ_ the Black Sea—The Russian captain—Unarmed

vessels—White Crimean wine—Foreign wines in Russia—Deck

passengers—Sinope—Batoum—Poti—The post-house—Difficulty in

getting food—Travelling _en tröika_—Kutais—A tarantass—Apply

for horses—An itching palm—We start—Tiflis—Lecoq’s

beer—A happy reprieve—The joys of travel—Chief of the

Telegraph in Tiflis—Uniforms—Persian Consulate—Coffee and

pipes—Smoking, an art—Effects on the tyro—Tea—The Consul—His

age—Dyeing the hair—The Opera, varied costumes at—The

Tiflis ballet—Leave Tiflis—Erivan—The Pass—We lighten our

load—Hotel—Washing—Nakchewan—Julfa, the frontier of Persia 1

CHAPTER II.

POST JOURNEY TO THE CAPITAL.

Preparations for the start—Costume—Chaff bed—First fall—Extra

luggage—The whip—Stages and their length—Appearance of

the country, and climate—First stage—Turk guides—Welcome

rest—Weighing firewood—Meana bug—Turcomanchai—Distances—New

friends—Palace of Kerrij 20

CHAPTER III.

TEHERAN.

Teheran—The Director’s house—Persian visits—Etiquette—Pipes,

details of—Tumbakū—Ceremony—Anecdote—The voice of the

sluggard—Persian medicine explained—My prospects as a

medico—Zoological Gardens 28

CHAPTER IV.

TEHERAN.

The Gulhaek Road—Visit to a virtuoso—His story—Persian

New Year—Persian ladies—Titles—The harem—Its

inhabitants—A eunuch—Lovely visions—The Dervish—The great

festival—Miscellaneous uniform—At the Court of Persia—The

Shah—The ceremony—Baksheesh—Rejoicings 36

CHAPTER V.

HAMADAN.

Start for Hamadan—Bedding—Luggage makes the man—Stages—Meet

Pierson—Istikhbals—Badraghah—Pierson’s house—Hamadan

wine—Mode of storing it—My horses—Abu Saif Mirza—His

stratagem—Disinterested services—Persian logic—Pierson’s

horse’s death—Horses put through their paces—I buy Salts and

Senna—The prince’s opinion—Money table—Edict 54

CHAPTER VI.

HAMADAN.

Morning rides—Engage servants—Dispensary—A bear-garden—Odd

complaints—My servants get rich—Modakel—The distinction

between picking and stealing—Servants—Their pay—Vails—Hakim

Bashi—Delleh—Quinine—Discipline—I commence the cornet—The

result of rivalry—Syud Houssein—Armenians—Cavalry officer—Claim

to sanctity of the Armenians—Their position in the country—Jews 64

CHAPTER VII.

HAMADAN.

Tomb of Esther and Mordecai—Spurious

coins—Treasure-finding—Interest—A gunge—Oppression—A cautious

finder—Yari Khan—We become treasure-seekers—We find—Our

cook—Toffee—Pole-buying—Modakel—I am nearly caught—A mad

dog—Rioters punished—Murder of the innocents 75

CHAPTER VIII.

HAMADAN.

Antelope—Hunting and hawking—Shooting from the

saddle—Thief-catching—The prince offers his services

as head-servant—Our hunting party—The prince takes the

honours—Kabobs—A provincial grandee—His stud—Quail-shooting—A

relative of the king—Persian dinner—Musicians and

singers—Parlour magic—The anderūn—Cucumber-jam—Persian

home-life—Grateful Armenians—Lizards—Talking

lark—Pigeon-flying—Fantails—Pigeons’ ornaments—Immorality of

pigeon-flying—Card-playing—Chess—Games—Wrestling—Pehliwans—Gymnastics

84

CHAPTER IX.

KERMANSHAH.

Leave for Kermanshah, marching—Detail of

arrangements—Horse-feeding—Peculiar way of bedding

horses—Barley—Grape-feeding—On grass—Nawalla—Colt, anecdote

of—Horses, various breeds of—Turkomans—Karabagh—Ispahan

cobs—Gulf Arabs—Arabs—Rise in price of horses—Road

cooking—Kangawar temple—Double snipe—Tents—Kara-Su

River—Susmanis—Sana—Besitūn—Sir H. Rawlinson—Agha

Hassan—Istikhbal—Kermanshah—As we turn in another turns

out—Armenians—Their reason for apostatising—Presents of

sweetmeats 100

CHAPTER X.

KERMANSHAH.

Kermanshah—Imād-u-dowlet—We visit him—Signs of his wealth—Man

nailed to a post—Injuring the wire—Serrum-u-dowlet—Visits—We

dine with the son of the Governor—His decorations

and nightingales—Dancing girls—Various dances—The

belly dance—Heavy dinner—Turf—_Wild_ geese—The

swamp—A ducking through obstinacy—Imādieh—Wealth of

the Imād-u-dowlet—The Shah loots him—Squeezing—Rock

sculptures—Astrologers—Astrolabes—Fortune-telling—Rammals—Detection

of thieves—Honesty of servants—Thefts through pique—My lost

pipe-head—Tragedy of two women 112

CHAPTER XI.

I GO TO ISPAHAN.

Deficiency of furniture—Novel screws—Pseudo-masonry—Fate

of the Imād-u-dowlet’s son—House-building—Kerind—New

horse—Mule-buying—Start for Ispahan—Kanaats—Curious

accident—Fish in kanaats—Loss of a

dog—Pigeons—Pigeon-towers—Alarm of robbers—Put up in a

mosque—Armenian village—Armenian villagers—Travellers’

law—Tax-man at Dehbeed—Ispahan—The bridge—Julfa 123

CHAPTER XII.

JULFA.

Illness and death of horse—Groom takes

sanctuary—Sharpness of Armenians—Julfa

houses—Kūrsis—Priests—Arachnoort—Monastery—Nunnery—Call

to prayer—Girls’ school—Ancient language of the

Scriptures—Ignorance of priests—Liquor traffic—Sunday

market—Loafers—Turkeys—Church Missionary school—Armenian

schools 136

CHAPTER XIII.

ISPAHAN.

Prince’s physician—Visit the Prince-Governor—Justice—The

bastinado—Its effects—The doctor’s difficulties—Carpets—Aniline

dyes—How to choose—Varieties—Nammad—Felt coats—Bad

water—Baabis—A tragedy—The prince’s view 145

CHAPTER XIV.

JULFA AND ISPAHAN.

Julfa cathedral—The campanile—The monk—Gez—Kishmish

wine—The bishop—The church—Its decorations—The day of

judgment—The cemetery—Establishment of the Armenian captives

in Julfa—Lost arts—Armenian artificers—Graves—Story of

Rodolphe—Coffee-house—Tombstone bridges—Nunnery—Schools—Medical

missionary—Church Missionary establishment—The Lazarist Fathers 157

CHAPTER XV.

ISPAHAN AND ITS ENVIRONS.

Tame gazelle—Croquet-lawn under difficulties—Wild

asparagus—First-fruits—Common fruits—Mode of preparing

dried fruits—Ordinary vegetables of Persia—Wild

rhubarb—Potatoes a comparative novelty—Ispahan quinces: their

fragrance—Bamiah—Grapes, Numerous varieties of—At times used as

horse-feed—Grape-sugar—Pickles—Fruits an ordinary food—Curdled

milk—Mode of obtaining cream—Buttermilk—Economy of the

middle or trading classes—Tale of the phantom cheese—Common

flowers—Painting the lily—_Lilium candidum_—Wild flowers—The

crops—Poppies—Collecting opium—Manuring—Barley—Wheat—Minor

crops—Mode of extracting grain—Cut straw: its uses—Irrigation 167

CHAPTER XVI.

ISPAHAN AND ITS ENVIRONS.

Pig-sticking expedition—Ducks not tame, but wild—Ruined

mosque with tile inscription—Ancient watch-towers—The

hunting-ground—Beaters—We sight the pig—Our first victims—The

bold Gholam—Our success—Pig’s flesh—A present of pork—How

Persians can be managed—Opium—Adulteration—Collection

and preparation—Packing—Manœuvres of the native

maker—Opium-eating—Moderate use by aged Persians—My dispensary

over the prison—I shift my quarters—Practice in the bazaar—An

ungrateful baker—Sealing in lieu of signing—Seals—Wisdom of a

village judge 176

CHAPTER XVII.

ISPAHAN.

Cost of living—Servants—Our expenses—Price of

provisions—Bargains—Crying off—Trade credits—Merchants—Civil

suits—Bribery—Shopkeepers—Handicrafts—Damascening—Shoemakers—Other

trades—Bankers—An Ispahani’s estimate of the honesty of his

fellow-townsmen 186

CHAPTER XVIII.

ISPAHAN.

Daily round—The river—Calico-rinsers—Worn-out mules and

horses—Mode of treating the printed calico—Imitations

of marks on T-cloths—Rise of the waters of the

Zend-a-Rūd—Pul-i-Kojū—Char Bagh—Plane-trees—The college—Silver

doors—Tiled halls and mosque—Pulpit—Boorio—Hassir—Sleepers

in the mosque—Cells of the students—Ispahan

priests—Telegraph-office—Tanks—Causeways—Gate

of royal garden—Governor’s garden—Courtiers and

hangers-on—Prisoners—Priests—The Imām-i-Juma—My

dispensary—Ruined bazaar—A day in the town—Bazaar

breakfasts—Calico-printing—Painters—The

maker of antiquities—Jade teapot—Visit to

the Baabis—Hakim-bashi—Horse-market—The

“Dar”—Executions—Ordinary—Blowing from guns—A girl trampled

to death—Dying twice—Blowing from a mortar—Wholesale walling

up alive—A narrow escape from, and horrible miscarriage in

carrying it out—Burning alive—Crucifixions—Severity: its

results 193

CHAPTER XIX.

MY JOURNEY HOME AND MARCH TO SHIRAZ.

Julfa quarters—Buy a freehold house—I ornament, and make

it comfortable—Become ill—Apply for sick leave—Start

marching—Telegram—Begin to post—Reach Teheran—Obtain

leave—Difficulty at Kasvin—Punishment of the

postmaster—Catch and pass the courier—Horses knock up—Wild

beasts—Light a fire—Grateful rest—Arrive at Resht—Swamp

to Peri-Bazaar—Boat—Steamer—Moscow—Opera—Ballet—Arrive

in England—Start again for Persia—Journey _viâ_

Constantinople—Trebizonde—Courier—Snow—Swollen eyes—Detail

of journey from Erzeroum to Teheran—The races—Ispahan—Leave

for Shiraz—Persian companions—Road-beetles—Mole

crickets—Lizards—Animals and birds—The road to Shiraz—Ussher’s

description—Meana bug legend again 206

CHAPTER XX.

SHIRAZ.

Entry into Shiraz—Gaiety of Shirazis of both sexes—Public

promenade—Different from the rest of Persians—Shiraz wine—Early

lamb—Weights: their variety—Steelyards—Local custom of

weighing—Wetting grass—Game—Wild animals—Buildings—Ornamental

brickwork—Orange-trees—Fruits in bazaar—Type of ancient

Persian—Ladies’ dress—Fondness for music—Picnics—Warmth of

climate—Diseases—The traveller Stanley—His magazine rifle

and my landlord’s chimney—Cholera—Great mortality—We march

out and camp—Mysterious occurrence—Life in a garden—The

“Shitoor-gooloo”—Bear and dog fight—The bear is killed 218

CHAPTER XXI.

SHIRAZ WINE-MAKING.

Buy grapes for wine-making—Difficulty in getting them to the

house—Wine-jars—Their preparation—Grapes rescued and brought

in—Treading the grapes—Fermentation—Plunger-sticks—Varieties

of Shiraz wine and their production—Stirring the

liquor—Clearing the wine—My share, and its cost—Improvement

by bottling—Wasps—Carboys—Covering them—Native manner

of packing—Difficulties at custom-house—The Governor’s

photographic apparatus—Too many for me—A lūti-pūti 229

CHAPTER XXII.

SHIRAZ AND FUSSA.

Cheapness of ice—Variety of ices—Their size—Mode of procuring

ice—Water of Shiraz: its impurity—Camel-fight—Mode of

obtaining the combatants—Mode of securing camels—Visit to

Fussa—Mean-looking nag—His powers—See the patient—State

of the sick-room—Dinner sent away—A second one arrives—A

would-be room-fellow—I provide him with a bedroom—Progress

of the case—Fertility of Fussa—Salt lake—End of the

patient—Boat-building—Dog-cart—Want of roads—Tarantulas—Suicide

of scorpions—Varieties—Experiment—Stings of scorpions—The

Nishan 240

CHAPTER XXIII.

SHIRAZ—THE FAMINE.

Approach of famine—Closing of shops—Rise in mule-hire—Laying in

of stores—Seizures of grain—Sale of goods by poor—Immigrations

of villagers to the towns—Desertions of children—Increase

of crime—Arrival of money from England—Orphanage—Labour

question—Kūmishah—Village ruffian—His punishment—Prince’s

accident—The kalāat—Mode of bringing it—Invitation to the

ceremony—Procession—Gala dress of the prince—The arrival of

the firman—Assemblage of grandees—The kalāat—The Kawam’s

kalāat—Return to town—Sacrifice of an ox 251

CHAPTER XXIV.

I FALL INTO THE HANDS OF BRIGANDS.

A call to a patient—Start on post-horses—No horses—I carry

a lantern—The Bakhtiaris—Fall among thieves—They strip

me—And march me off—Mode of disguise of thieves—Attacked

by footmen—Division of spoils—Fate of a priest—Valuing my

kit—Ignorance of my captors—A welcome sight—My escape—I get

a horse—Reach Yezdikhast—Old women get thorns out of my

feet—Want of hospitality of head-man of Yezdikhast—Arrive at

Kūmishah—Kindness of a postmaster—More robbers—Avoid them—Am

repaid for my lost kit—Fate of my robbers 259

CHAPTER XXV.

SHIRAZ.

The Muschir—His policy and wealth—His struggle with the

king’s uncle—He is bastinadoed—His banishment to Kerbela—The

Kawam—Mirza Naim—Siege of Zinjan—Cruelties to Mirza Naim—Reply

to an author’s statement—Cashmere shawls—Anecdote—Garden

of Dilgoosha—Warm spring—“Sau-Sau-Rac”—The Well of

Death—Execution—Wife-killing—Tomb of Rich—Tomb of Hafiz—Tomb of

Saadi—A moral tale—Omens—Incident at tomb of Hafiz 270

CHAPTER XXVI.

SHIRAZ—PERSIAN CUSTOMS.

The Tazzia—Persian pulpit—Prince’s flirtations—Month of

mourning—Details of performance—Breast-beaters—Hymn in

honour of the king—The performers—Processions—Detail

of the tragedy—Interludes—Rosehkhaneh—The Ramazan—The

fast—Hospitalities—Zalābi—Religious affectation—Reading

poetry—A paraphrase—A quotation—Books and their

covers—Calamdans—Writing a letter—Sealing—Specimen of an

ordinary letter—Apparent piety—The evil eye—Talismans—I procure

one 279

CHAPTER XXVII.

SHIRAZ.

Bagh-i-Takht—Jews’ burial-ground—Christians’ cemetery—Its

desecration—Sergeant Collins’s murder—Capture and

execution of the robbers—How it was brought home to

them—Memorial to Collins—Health of the staff—Persians as

servants—Persian cuisine—Kabobs, varieties of—English

dinners—Confectionery—Fruits—Vegetables—Pickles,

etc.—Cook-shops—Trotters—Mode of selling meat—Game—Eggs—Wild

vegetables—Potatoes—Disinclination to use new seeds, and

its cause—Narcissus—General use of flower decoration—Tame

birds—Wild birds—White ants—Damaging the line—Hamilton poles 292

CHAPTER XXVIII.

BEASTS, BIRDS, FRUITS, AND FLOWERS.

Tamed pigs—“Marjahn”—Mongoose—Persian cats—Their

value—Van cats—A fierce cat—How to obtain a Persian

cat—Grey-hounds—Toolahs—Watch-dogs—Monkeys—Tame

lions—Tame and cage birds—Superstition concerning

house-snakes—I kill a clockwinder—Wild ass—Fighting

rams—Tame partridges—Gardening—Ordinary

flowers—The broom-plant—Vine-culture—Quinces and

pomegranates—Orchards—Garden parties 302

CHAPTER XXIX.

PERSIAN CHARACTER, COSTUMES, AND MANNERS.

Character of the

Persians—Exaggeration—Mercifulness—Anecdote—Costumes of

men—Hair—Beards—Arms—Costumes of women—Jewellery—Glass

bangles—Nose-rings—Painting of the face—Tattooing—Hair—Out-door

costume—Dress of children—Their manners—Strange custom—Love of

mothers—The uncle—Cousins—Slaves—Servants—Slavery 314

CHAPTER XXX.

TRAVELLING—ART WORK—FOODS.

Travelling—Difficulties of posting—Saddles and bits—Cruel

joke—Old stories—Pastimes—Enamels—Persian pictures—Curio

buyer—Carvings—Metal-work—Calligraphy—Kahtam—Incised

work on iron—Embroideries—Silver-work—Washing of

linen—Ironing—Needlework—The bath—Washing the hair with

clay—Bread and baking—Unleavened bread—Other kinds—Travellers’

food—Inordinate appetites—Food of the poor 328

CHAPTER XXXI.

EDUCATION—LEAVE, AND RETURN VIÂ INDIA.

Education—Schools—Punishments—Love of poetry—Colleges—Education

of women—Religion—March to Bushire—Extremes of

cold and heat—Good luck—Go home to England—Leave

_viâ_ India—The “Boys”—Lisbon—Algiers—Port Said and

Suez—Jeddah—Donkeys—Coral reef—Sea-slugs—Aden—Madagascar

oranges—“Grimes”—Kurrachee—Drives—Visit to the alligators at

Muggerpir—Disgusting scene—A legatee—Black-wood furniture—A

lost bargain—Persian Gulf—Bushire—Leave for Shiraz 337

CHAPTER XXXII.

FROM THE PERSIAN GULF TO ISPAHAN.

Our start for Shiraz—Camp out—Borasjūn—Spring at

Dalliké—Kotuls—Kazerūn—Buy a horse—A tough climb—Place

of Collins’s murder—Arrive in Shiraz—Hire a house—Settle

down—Breaking horses—Night marching—Difficulties

of start—Mūrghab—Find our muleteer and

loads—Abadeh—Yezdikhast—Kūmishah—Mayar—Marg—Arrive in Julfa 347

CHAPTER XXXIII.

JULFA.

Hire a house—Coolness of streets—Idleness of men—Industry

of women—Stone mortars—Arrack—Hire a vineyard—A wily

Armenian—Treasure-trove—The “Shaking Minarets”—A

hereditary functionary—A permanent miracle—Its probable

explanation—Vaccination—Julfa priests—Arrack as an

anæsthetic—Road-making—Crops of firewood—Fire temple—Huge

trees—The racecourse—Disappearance of ancient brick

buildings—Donkeys—Healthiness of Julfa—Zil-es-Sultan—His

armoury—Prospects of the succession to the

throne—Bull-terriers—Mastiffs—Politeness and rudeness of the

prince 359

CHAPTER XXXIV.

JOURNEY TO AND FROM TEHERAN.

Proceed to Teheran—Takhtrowan—Duties—Gulhaek—Lawn-tennis—Guebre

gardener—A good road—The Shah—Custom of the Kūrūk—M.

Gersteiger—Cossack regiments—Austrian officers—New

coinage—Count Monteforte—New police—Boulevard des

Ambassadeurs—English Embassy—Tile gates—Summer

palaces—Bazaars—Russian goods—Demarvend—Drive to

Ispahan—Difficulties of the journey—Accidents—Danger of

sunstroke—Turkeys—Keeping peacocks—Armenian tribute of

poultry—Burmese and Japanese embassies—Entertainment and

fireworks—Cruel treatment of Jews—Oil paintings—Bahram and his

queen—Practice makes perfect—Pharaoh and the Red Sea—Pharaoh

and the magicians 368

CHAPTER XXXV.

WE RETURN VIÂ THE CASPIAN.

New Year’s presents—Shiraz custom—Our cook’s weaknesses—He

takes the pledge—And becomes an opium-eater—Decide to go

home—Dispose of kit—Start for Europe—Our own arrangements—Diary

of our journey home—Arrival 379

APPENDIX A.

Table of Post Stages and Ordinary Marches from Bushire, Persian

Gulf, to Teheran 410

APPENDIX B.

Duration of our Journey from Ispahan to London 412

APPENDIX C.

Travelling in Persia 413

APPENDIX D.

RUSSIAN GOODS VERSUS ENGLISH.

The Karūn River route—The best means of reaching the Commercial

Centres of Persia—Opinions of Experts—Wishes of Merchants 417

GLOSSARY OF PERSIAN WORDS 420

INDEX 429

LIST OF FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS.

SOLOMON IN ALL HIS GLORY _Frontispiece._

PERSIAN BAND _To face page_ 91

FEMALE DANCERS AND EQUILIBRIST ” 114

THE TOMBS OF THE KINGS (NAKSH-I-RŪSTAM) ” 119

ARMENIAN WOMEN ” 132

THE BASTINADO ” 147

THREE SHOPS IN BAZAAR ” 189

THE PUL-I-KOJŪ ” 195

TENT LIFE—WANDERING TRIBES ” 262

A ROSEH-KHANA, OR PRAYER-MEETING ” 283

LION AND LUHLIS ” 307

MIDDLE-CLASS PERSIANS—PERSIAN BOY ” 317

OUTDOOR DRESS OF PERSIAN WOMEN ” 325

DR. WILLS’S HOUSE IN JULFA ” 360

A CHUPPER-KHANA, OR POST-HOUSE ” 386

IN THE LAND OF THE LION AND SUN.

CHAPTER I.

I GO TO PERSIA.

Wanted, a doctor—The Director-in-chief—Doubt

and distrust—Simple advice—Am referred

to ‘Hadji Baba’—My kit—Saddle for riding

post—Vienna—Rustchuk—Quarantine—Galatz—Kustendji—Constantinople—Turkish

ladies—Stamboul—I have my hair cut—“Karagews”—Turkish

coffee—A philo-Turk—Shooting party—The theatres—The

Opera—Armenian theatre—Gambling-house—A Bashi-bazouk—We

leave, _viâ_ the Black Sea—The Russian captain—Unarmed

vessels—White Crimean wine—Foreign wines in Russia—Deck

passengers—Sinope—Batoum—Poti—The post-house—Difficulty in

getting food—Travelling _en tröika_—Kutais—A tarantass—Apply

for horses—An itching palm—We start—Tiflis—Lecoq’s

beer—A happy reprieve—The joys of travel—Chief of the

Telegraph in Tiflis—Uniforms—Persian Consulate—Coffee and

pipes—Smoking an art—Effects on the tyro—Tea—The Consul—His

age—Dyeing the hair—The Opera, varied costumes at—The

Tiflis ballet—Leave Tiflis—Erivan—The Pass—We lighten our

load—Hotel—Washing—Nakchewan—Julfa, the frontier of Persia.

I think that there is no more painful position than that of the young

medical man. I had “passed,” and had got my qualifications. An assistant

I did not wish to be, and I therefore consulted the advertisement columns

of the _Lancet_, and was prepared to go anywhere, if I might see the

world, and have what Americans call a good time.

At my first attempt I came on an advertisement of three appointments,

under the Indian Government, in Persia; the address was the Adelphi.

Off I started for the Adelphi, which I had always looked on as a

neighbourhood full of mystery, and whose inhabitants were to be

mistrusted. _Timeo Danaos._

A first-floor—this looked well. I knocked, was told to enter. Two

gentlemen, kneeling on the floor, looked at me in a disturbed manner.

The whole room is strewn with sheets of written foolscap, and it appears

that I have arrived inopportunely, as official documents are being

sorted. I am asked to take a seat, having stated to the elder of the two

that I am come to see the director on business.

Now I couldn’t at that time fancy a director who _knelt_—in fact, my only

idea of one was the typical director of the novel, a stout, bechained

man—and my astonishment was great at being quietly informed by one of the

gentlemen that he was Colonel G⸺, and should be glad to hear anything I

had to communicate. I stated my wish to obtain such an appointment as was

advertised; the duties, pay, &c., were pointed out, and I came to the

conclusion that it would suit me as a “pastime” till the happy day when I

should have a brass plate of my own. But if my ideas of a director were

lofty, my ideas of a colonel were loftier; and I said to myself, one who

combines these two functions, and can be polite to a humble doctor—must

be an impostor.

I was asked for my credentials. I gave them, and was told to call in the

morning, but distrust had taken hold of me; I got an ‘Army List,’ and,

not finding my chief-that-was-to-be’s name in it, I, forgetting that we

had then an Indian as well as an English army, came to the conclusion

that he _must_ be an impostor, and that I should be asked for a deposit

in the morning, which was, I believed, the general way of obtaining money

from the unwary.

With, I fear, a certain amount of truculent defiance, I presented myself

at the appointed hour, and was told that my references were satisfactory,

that a contract would be drawn up that I should have to sign, and that I

should be ready to start in a fortnight; but, rather to my astonishment,

no mention was made of a deposit. “I think there is nothing more,” said

Colonel G⸺.

This, I concluded, indicated the termination of the interview; and, after

considerable humming and hawing, I came to the point, and blurted out

that, after searching the ‘Army List,’ I couldn’t find any Colonel G⸺,

and that no one had ever heard of the Telegraph Department in Persia.

Instead of being annoyed, the Colonel merely asked if I knew any one at

the War Office. As it happened I did. “Well, go to him, and he will tell

you all about it.”

Off I went to the War Office, found my friend, and, to his horror, told

him that I wanted to know if the Persian Telegraph Department existed or

not, and if the director was or was not a myth. He easily satisfied me,

and I felt that I had been stupidly suspicious.

I then announced to my friends and relatives my probably immediate

departure for Persia. Strange to say, they declined to see it in any

other light than a peculiarly elaborate and stupid joke. Instead of

congratulations, I was treated as an unamiable and tiring lunatic, and

from none of my friends was I able to get any information as to Persia.

One man had a son in _Baghdad_! but it was no good his writing him, as it

took six months to get an answer.

After a day or two I again presented myself at the office, and I had the

country described to me, and various recommendations as to outfit given

me, and I also was introduced to Major C⸺, the assistant-director. His

advice was delightfully simple. “You’ll be able to wear out all your old

clothes; don’t buy any new ones; have a ‘Dayrell’ bridle; get nothing but

flannel shirts.” Colonel G⸺ certainly took great trouble to explain to me

all about the country, and, taking me out to lunch with him, bought me

Morier’s ‘Hadji Baba,’ saying, “When you read this you will know more of

Persia and the Persians than you will if you had lived there with your

eyes open for twenty years.” This is going a long way; it is seventeen

years since I went to Persia, and I read ‘Hadji Baba’ now, and still

learn something new from it. As Persia was in Morier’s time so it is now;

and, though one sees plenty of decay, there is very little change.

Two other candidates came forward, to whom I was deputed to explain

matters. They accepted the conditions, and, the deeds being prepared, we

all three went to the India Office and signed a contract for three years.

On going to the Adelphi I was told that a sum of one hundred pounds had

been handed to each of my two colleagues to take them to Persia. But

I was glad to seize the opportunity kindly given me by Colonel G⸺ of

travelling with him, and he told me to meet him in Vienna on a certain

day.

I had now no time to lose, and proceeded to buy my kit; what that kit was

it is as well the reader should know.

I got enough ordinary clothing for three years, such as we use in

England for morning or country wear, also two pairs of riding-boots;

these fitted me, and were consequently useless, for I soon found that

in riding long distances boots much too big are the thing, as then the

foot is neither cold in winter or crippled in summer; a knife, fork, and

spoon, to shut up; a revolver; a small bradawl, with the point buried in

a cork, for boring holes in straps; a military saddle (hussar officer’s),

with wallet-holsters and a high cantle (this cantle keeps one’s rugs off

one’s back when riding post, which is the only way of quick travelling

in the country); a double-barrelled fowling-piece (nearly useless). My

kit was packed in a couple of bullock-trunks, and my saddle sewn up in my

rugs, which were thick and good. I also had a blanket-lined waterproof

sheet.

I gave myself a week in Paris previous to my nominal start, and thence I

proceeded to Vienna, to be ready to leave with Colonel G⸺ as soon as he

arrived there.

I went to the “Golden Lamb,” a very comfortable hotel which the Colonel

had chosen, and beguiled my time pleasantly enough in going nightly to

the theatre to hear Offenbach’s operas done in German. I saw ‘Bluebeard,’

‘La Belle Hélène,’ &c. I was a fortnight in Vienna, and I began to pick

up a smattering, for, of course, the German learnt at school is useless;

_my_ Offenbach system I found more effectual than the usual one of “the

gardener’s wife has brought the hat of the merchant’s little boy,” &c.

A week after the Colonel’s arrival our stay in Vienna ended. We left for

Basiatch (by rail twenty-seven hours); slept there, and started early in

the morning for Rustchuk by steamer. There we found that passengers from

up the river were in quarantine; and the letters were taken with a pair

of tongs, with immense precautions, for fumigation; we were advised not

to land, as we should certainly have to go to the lazaretto; and we were

told that if we quietly went on to Galatz, and said nothing, we could

return _the next day_ as from a healthy port.

We were lucky in taking the advice, as a passenger did venture on to the

lighter, and was, willy-nilly, marched off to what we learnt afterwards

was a six weeks’ quarantine.

We went on to Galatz, which we reached the next day.

Galatz is like a rural Wapping, but muddier. We went to bed, to find

ourselves under weigh in the morning. We soon got to Tchernavoda, which

seemed a mere village. There we landed, and thence, by a very slow train

indeed, to Kustendji. At this place we heard the ravages of the cholera

had been very great. We slept there that night, and started at noon next

day for Constantinople by steamer.

It blew hard, and we were very glad indeed to find ourselves in the

Bosphorus. There the scenery became splendid; no description of mine

can do justice to the castles and palaces hanging on the water’s edge;

the crowded picturesque villages that were reflected in the clear blue

water; the shoals of porpoises that accompanied the ship at full speed,

ploughing the water with a loud noise, and then, in their course,

leaping, still continuing the race, from the water; and then entering

it again amid a shower of spray. This wonderful scene continued for

eighteen miles. At 5 P.M. we anchored in the Golden Horn. The scene was

indescribable; all I had ever seen or read of paled before it. We were

too late to land, as one cannot do so after sunset.

Next morning we went ashore in a caique, rowed by very picturesque

boatmen in white kilts, passed the Custom House, and went straight

to Misseri’s, preceded by our baggage, borne by three porters. These

“hammals” bear gigantic burdens, and as in most Eastern towns there are

no carriage-roads, they are of great use, and generally form a distinct

corporation.

At Misseri’s the Colonel was well known, having stayed there several

times before. In Constantinople, happily for me, instead of going on at

once, my chief was delayed by orders from home for nearly two months; and

I was enabled to see a good deal of the town.

Great was my delight to watch the Turkish ladies, their muslin yashmaks

lending a fictitious delicacy to their complexions, going about in

handsome carriages. Innumerable were the mysterious stories I heard

after _table d’hôte_ of these veiled beauties. Many a time have I gone

on long expeditions into Stamboul with Mr. Ayrton, a brother of “Board

of Works Ayrton,” who, with a thorough knowledge of Turkey and the Turk,

took me under his wing in his daily pilgrimages to the most unsavoury

but interesting nooks of the Mahommedan portion of the city. We went to

coffee-houses, and listened to story-tellers; we dined on savoury kabobs;

and, alas! I well remember my philo-Turk friend persuaded me to have

my hair cut by a Turkish barber. It was only too well done; when the

satisfied shaver handed me the glass I was as a sheep before the shearer,

dumb, but with horror; my head was _pink_, so closely was it cropped, and

my only consolation was the remark of my introducer to oriental life,

that “in the East they generally did things thoroughly.”

I saw too the Turkish Punch (“Karagews”), a most immoral puppet; and the

mildest and most favourable description of him was that “his manners

were none, his customs disgusting,” but then my mentor said he was “very

oriental”—perhaps the terms mean much the same thing.

As the coffee seemed particularly delicious in the native cafés, I, after

some trouble, ascertained the real receipt for coffee _à la Turca_ (not

_à la Turque_), as they call it. Here it is; for each tiny cup (about a

small wineglassful), a teaspoonful of coffee fresh roasted, and ground at

once while hot to a fine powder in a brass hand-mill, or at times pounded

in a mortar, is thrown into a small and heated saucepan; add the required

quantity of boiling water. Place on the embers; when it threatens to

boil over, remove; replace, and remove a second and a third time; serve.

All the dregs go to the bottom. No sugar or milk used—NEVER clean the

saucepan!

At these cafés long chibouques with yellow clay heads are smoked, the

heads being rested on a brass tray. A ball of live charcoal is placed on

the long-cut Samsoon tobacco (or if the customer be liberal, Macedonian),

the stem is jasmine or cherry wood, and the grander the pipe the longer

the stem; rich customers bring their own mouth-pieces, which have a long

inner conical tube that fits any stem. These mouth-pieces are of amber,

and are frequently ornamented with a hoop of brilliants. The pieces of

amber are two in number, and if of large size and of good colour cost

two pounds, upwards to even five-and-twenty: the ordinary fashion is to

separate these two pieces by a thin circle of lapis-lazuli or other stone.

The narghilé is also much used. It will be fully described as the

“kalian” further on. In it is smoked the tumbaku of Persia. A few pence

is charged for the whole entertainment of coffee, smoke, shelter, and

music, such as it is, generally a guitar or flute-player, who is glad

to play to order for a cup of coffee. The customers sit on little low

stools like the French church chairs without their backs. In some of the

grander cafés divans, and even chairs, are provided.

Mr. Ayrton had spent many years in Egypt. He wore a coat made by a

Turkish tailor, a shawl waistcoat and a fez, and with his cropped grey

hairs (it was _his_ barber who operated on me) and his big chibouque

with the amber mouth-piece (he had a large collection of them) with the

ring of diamonds, he looked a thorough Turk, and I fancy posed and was

treated as such. I remember myself thinking that the get-up was assumed

for the purpose of getting a deeper insight into Turkish life. From what

I know now, I merely suppose that, from his wearing the fez, he was, or

had been, in Turkish employ; all government servants in Turkey have to

wear it. Dr. Millengen, in whose arms Byron died, and who was an old

government employé (physician to three Sultans), wore it; so did his son,

who was in the Turkish Government Telegraph; and another son of his, I

afterwards met in the Turkish Quarantine Service at Teheran, told me he

wore it always while in Turkey.

I was introduced to a M. la Fontaine, a most enthusiastic sportsman, and

his many nephews, and by him I was given a day’s cock-shooting, and there

was plenty of it. As for me, I was an utter muff and cockney, or rather

town-reared; but had I not a new pin-fire breechloader, and was it not

my first day’s real shooting? And as I really did shoot two brace, I

returned a delighted but tired youth. That night will be ever memorable.

I ate my first _pillaw_, with fowls boiled to rags in it, and followed by

curds with thick cream on the top called “yaourt.” How we all ate!

We had come from Pera, crossing in a steamer, and had to ride some

twenty miles on rough little ponies to the sleeping place, and—horror of

horrors!—_on Turkish saddles_. Now to the timid rider a Turkish saddle is

at first a delight, for to leave it without great effort is impossible,

and there is a pommel which is so high that it appears the height of

folly not to cling to it; but when one’s knees are in one’s mouth, when

one’s saddle is hard as iron and cuts like a knife, when one has new and

heavy shooting-boots on, and one’s unmentionables have a tendency to

ruck, besides having the glory of carrying a forty-guinea gun slung (oh,

demon cockney gun-maker!) by a sling that slips along the barrel, and was

highly recommended, with the addition of one hundred loaded cartridges

distributed over the many pockets of a very new shooting-coat, in the

sun, with a fur cap on—is it to be wondered at that the sufferings of

the tortured Indian at the stake were child’s-play to what I endured

without a groan, and repeating constantly assurances of my delight and

enjoyment?—and remember, reader, we went at a brisk canter all the time.

How glad I was to lie down! How grieved I was, at 4.30 A.M. the next day,

to be called, and, after a hurried wash, to start in the half dawn in my

tight and heavy boots! But the firing began; I forgot the tightness of my

boots, the stiffness of my back. Do you remember how stiff you felt after

your _first riding lesson_, my friend? and you hadn’t one hundred loaded

cartridges about you, and an intermittent garotte with your knees in your

mouth; and I thanked Heaven I need not sit down, for weighty reasons.

Of course I fired wildly; of course I missed continually, but it was my

first day, and I never enjoyed anything so much in my life. I hobbled

bravely on till there was no more daylight, but I did feel thoroughly

done on getting in, and I did not enjoy my ride back the next day.

I used to try and learn Persian in my idle hours, and I soon mastered

the printed character and could read fluently, but without the slightest

idea of meaning. Kind Colonel G⸺ gave me many a lesson, but I fear that

loafing in Stamboul by day and going to the French or Italian theatre in

the evening had greater attractions.

I was always passionately fond of the stage, and, as we were always going

_in a day or two_, I used, on the principle that I might never be able to

go to the play again, to go every evening.

Of course there was only a third-rate French company, but how very

good they were! The term “stick,” so justly applied to many of our

actors, could not be attached to any player in the little band. All were

good, and all were good all round, and though the leading man might be

everything in the drama, yet he didn’t object to play the lover in the

little vaudeville, and played it well. An Englishman, in the event of

anything so dreadful happening to him, would soon let his audience see

that he was only doing it under protest.

At the Opera the prima donna was ridiculously fat, and to a man unmusical

this somewhat destroys the illusion—but then the _fauteuils d’orchestre_

only cost ten francs. I also went to an Armenian theatre, but it had the

national characteristics, squalor and misery, and I did not repeat the

visit. I failed even to see an Armenian piece (if such a thing exists),

but sat out a fearful edition of ‘The Chiffonier of Paris;’ and I was

told that all the pieces played in Constantinople (Pera) in Armenian were

mere translations.

Even the delights of gaming were permitted in Pera. A few doors from

Messeri’s was the Café “Flam,” as it was affectionately called by the

Pera youth. “Café Flamand” was, I fancy, its real title. Here were played

“pharaon” and roulette. I was recommended the former game, for economical

reasons—it took _longer_ to lose a napoleon. Nobody seemed to win at

either game, but pharaon certainly “took longer.” I was not tempted to

make frequent visits, as I had played for some small sums at Baden-Baden

a year or two before. There one was at least cheated fairly; here the

robbery was open.

A few days after the New Year the Colonel told me that we should really

leave for Persia by the very first opportunity. I bid farewell to all

the kind friends I had made, had my photo taken in breeches, boots,

and revolver at Abdullah’s—a weakness every Englishman who reaches

Constantinople is guilty of. It does not do to be too oriental. At

Abdullah’s I purchased a fearful-looking type, marked a Bashi-bazouk, and

found it out afterwards to be the portrait of a man whose acquaintance

I made in Persia, the Dutch Consul in Bushire; but he made a very good

type, being a big man; and he literally bristled with weapons, and seemed

capable of any atrocities.

One fine afternoon, on January 5th, 1867, we were rowed on board the

Russian steamer _Oleg_. We had an English-speaking captain, who was

genial and communicative. My chief was confined to his cabin; and as

there was nothing to read and nothing to do, I saw a good deal of

the Russian. He told me that all the commanders of their mail-boats

were naval officers, and that all the mail-boats could be turned into

war-steamers at a few hours’ notice, merely requiring the guns to be put

into them: “so that, as you English don’t let us have war-vessels on the

Black Sea, we run a superior class of mail-boat” (built, however, on the

Clyde). And a very superior boat she was.

I was told by the captain to avoid the high-priced wines, and stick to

white Crimean. This was a particularly delicious light wine, like a good

Sauterne; and I find, from after experience of Russian railway buffets,

which far exceed anything of the sort we have in grandeur, that, as a

rule, the liquor is simply fair red and white country wine, the only

difference being in price and label.

In some of these labels the Muscovite imagination fairly runs riot. You

see “Château d’Yquem,” “Schloss Johannisberg,” &c., but nobody ever seems

to drink them, and they are mere table ornaments. The rich drink nothing

but champagne of known and expensive brands, and bottled stout; while the

middle classes stick to “piver” (Russian beer) and vodki.

Tea, in tumblers, was continually being served, with a big slice of lemon

in it. The deck passengers, among whom were many rough Circassians, all

armed to the teeth, cuddled down into the nooks of the cargo, and managed

to keep themselves warm as best they could. They too always were drinking

tea, but they adopted a plan to economise sugar that I have noticed

constantly among the Russian poor: a bit of sugar is placed in the cheek,

and then the tea is swallowed in gulps; the poor fellows thus keeping up

a sort of delusion that they are swallowing sweet and hot tea, though the

mouth only, and not the tea, is really sweetened. There was none of the

exclusiveness of the Englishman. _A_ made tea, and regaled _B_, _C_, and

_D_; then _B_ treated the rest, and so on; when not asleep, eating, or

tea-drinking, the deck people were card-playing and smoking. The short

pipe was a good deal used, and passed from hand to hand, while the trader

class smoked the cigarette. All the men, and most of the women, wore a

sort of rough butcher-boot; and, from the state of the roads at Poti, any

other foot clothing for pedestrians would have been impossible.

We lay to off Sinope on the 7th (here the Russians, our little captain

took care to remind me, destroyed the Turkish fleet), but could not land

passengers, a gale blowing. We changed steamers at Batoum on the 10th.

The scenery at Batoum is very fine; the sea, without a wave, of a deep

blue; well-wooded hills and the Elburz range of the Caucasus covered with

snows forming the horizon. So warm was it here that we lay on the beach

throwing stones into the tranquil sea.

At last we arrived at Poti, being the fifth day from Constantinople. We

were put on a lighter with our baggage, and taken direct to the Custom

House; thence we got on a little steamer that was to take us up the Riom

river, and of this we had some twelve hours, the great part of the time

being occupied in getting aground, and getting off again.

From Poti to Merand we went in a telega, _en tröika_, some sixty versts,

over what was rather a track than a road, in thirteen hours.

A telega, or road-waggon, is easily described as an oblong box on

wheels, and of the _severest_ simplicity. The box is about five feet by

three feet six inches at the top, and five feet by three feet at the

bottom, with a plank in the front for the driver. There are no attempts

at springs; strength and lightness are all that is aimed at; these are

attained—also the maximum of discomfort. To this machine are harnessed

three horses: one trots in the shafts with a yoke four feet high, the

other two, in traces at either side, gallop. The harness is rope, the

driver often drunk.

Travelling thus is monotonous, and after a time very painful. To the

Russian officer, with his big pillow, little or no luggage, and plenty of

hay, a tröika is comparatively comfortable, for he can lie stretched out,

and be tolerably free from bruises, but, doing as we did, we suffered

grinding torments. One telega was full of our luggage, and in the other

we sat on a portmanteau of the Colonel’s; at each jolt we were obliged

to clutch the edge of the machine to prevent knocking one against the

other, and there was no support of any kind. To people accustomed to ride

on springs our sufferings would only be apparent if they had once tried

what it was to travel in this way for many hours over the roughest roads,

_day and night and at full speed_, and without springs of any kind. When

our hands got painfully bruised we changed sides, and bruised the other

ones, for we were forced to hold on. When we were lucky enough to get a

broadish telega we got some hay, and sat on it, thus resting our knees.

On our way we only saw one woman and, say, a hundred men. The country

seemed to me very thinly populated after teeming England. On our arrival

at the post-house at Merand we were shown a room with two plank bedsteads

and a fireplace. I little thought that in Persia the post-houses hadn’t

even the plank bedsteads.

Neither of us could speak one word of the language; we tried French,

German, Italian, Turkish, Persian—all of no avail—and we had no food. At

last we obtained fire and a samovar, or Russian tea urn; the first by

pantomime, the second by looking fierce and repeating the word.

We pointed to our mouths, heads were shaken (perhaps they thought we

wanted a dentist); at last I had a happy thought, and, by drawing a hen

and egg, and hopping about the room clucking, the postmaster’s wife at

last produced the required eggs; they then brought bread and sausage, the

latter much decomposed.

Colonel G⸺ was taken ill in the night, and I feared we could not proceed.

But by 8 A.M. (of the 12th) we were again on the road, and did the

thirty-four versts on a good military road by noon. The 12th is with

Russians New Year’s Day, and we found the town of Kutais for the most

part drunk and letting off its firearms.

Here our landlord informed us that there was an opportunity to buy a

tarantass, which we could dispose of when we reached the Persian frontier

or at Tiflis.

I was greatly delighted when the Colonel decided on purchasing this very

primitive carriage. Fancy an old-fashioned open carriage to hold two,

with cushions stuffed in prehistoric ages with hay, a tarpaulin apron, a

huge hood provided with a leather curtain which, when dropped, plunged

the traveller into black darkness, but kept the wind and rain out; a

gigantic box and boot, the whole slung on a perch from four posts by

thick straps, and having very small fore and very large hind wheels, a

plumb-line dropped from the top of the latter being quite a foot beyond

the bottom. But it kept us warm and dry, would hold all the luggage, and

would in theory enable us to travel with three horses instead of six. We

found out afterwards that we had to take five, when we were lucky enough

to get them.

I fancy the whole machine cost one hundred and fifty roubles, or, at the

then exchange, fifteen pounds. Then came a wheelwright, and he took some

seven hours at the wheels. At length, about five, all was pronounced

ready, and we sent our “padoroschna,” or permit to take post-horses, to

the postmaster for horses. Reply: “None just at present; would send them

over as soon as they came in.” To lose no time, we carefully filled the

boot with our luggage, and my bullock-trunks were firmly roped on behind.

We took tea preparatory to our start, and laid in provisions of bread,

beer, &c., with a couple of fowls; for we were told we should find

nothing but black bread and hot water on the road. Still no horses.

We went to the post-house, where we found nine beasts, but were told that

these were all reserved for special service. The Colonel then smelt a

rat; but what were we to do? the postmaster (a major) was dining out, and

no one knew where he was.

The waiter told us at length that what was wanted was a bribe; but

then we could hardly believe him, for had we not conversed with the

postmaster—a uniformed and decorated individual, who spoke French and

smoked cigarettes with an air?

However, there was nothing else for it; the postmaster was, much against

the grain, asked to breakfast; a fifteen-rouble note was put under his

plate, and an hour afterwards horses were actually being put to.

In we got, having a portmanteau, a hat-box, a cocked-hat case, a

sword-case, umbrellas, rugs, pillows (these last a very needful thing

in Russia; travellers even by rail carry them, and they are almost a

necessity) in the carriage with us; the apron was buttoned down, the

curtain triced up, and, with a wrench and a creak, off we went at a hard

gallop. It is not a comfortable mode of travelling, far less a luxurious

one; but one does get over the ground; one is dry; and certainly, as

compared with the telega, one’s sufferings are less intense.

We occasionally left the tarantass to take tea at a post-house, where,

ever for lack of fresh horses, we had to feed and rest our old ones. Our

Kutais informant was right; nothing to be got but the samovar (or Russian

urn) full of boiling water; no furniture, save two wooden bedsteads, with

a slanting board at the head; the tariff for horses, and the “icon” (or

religious picture) in the corner. Still, there was freedom from noise and

movement, which was a great thing. The horses seemed to be fed on nothing

in particular; they were turned out in the mud to graze, and were given

branches of trees, which they gnawed as a _bonne bouche_, but I saw no

grain given; but these horses went, and they _were_ lashed and howled

at; in fact, the driving seemed very hard work indeed. We travel day and

night, and never halt but to change horses. After seventy-two hours, we

at length reached Tiflis.

I didn’t see much of the road; in most places it was mud, and in many it

seemed dangerous. Often our tarantass was repaired with nails and ropes,

but we arrived unbroken at the Hôtel du Kaukase of M. Arsène Barberon.

This man kept a really comfortable house, and as it was suggested to us

that this was the last civilised place, we were only too glad to make the

most of it. We were given sheets to our beds as a favour and as a luxury;

and we got a good dinner, with some “Lecoq” English stout, very good and

strong. One never hears the name in England, and whether really English

or not I don’t know, but it is very _double_, and much esteemed by the

Russians.

Our bedrooms unfortunately abutted on the billiard-room; and as the

Russian officers, by whom the hotel was frequented, seemed to be very

loth to stop play, it was difficult to sleep till, about 4 A.M., even

these festive gentlemen retired.

When I came down, I found that the Colonel, an old traveller, had

preceded me, and was engaged upon a pile of official letters and

telegrams.

“I shall be unfortunately detained here some days.”

I was overcome by a deep sense of gratitude that words cannot express;

for I really was so tired and bruised that I felt as if I had been

pummelled all over; in fact, that I should have been glad to be taken to

pieces and put away for a time.

Now this perhaps will be looked on as affectation, but it is not so; as

one gets used to the various modes of travelling, one ceases to have any

grievance, and to feel fatigue, looking on the whole matter as in the

day’s work; but the _first time_, it’s all very well, but we none of us

like it in our hearts. Of course we called it glorious, and so it was, in

the sense that it was a change.

But who would care to travel from, say, London to York in an

old-fashioned bathing-machine, with a companion of greater age and social

position than your own, pride preventing one’s grumbling, and going at a

hard gallop over the worst of roads, and a good deal of loose and angular

luggage with you, day and night?

My chief next day was waited on by a young man of prepossessing

appearance, in a stylish uniform, the embroidered shoulder-straps of

which were decorated by lightning-flashes. I was somewhat surprised to

hear that this was a signalling-clerk of the Russian department.

In Russia every officer, however small, has his uniform, which is cheap,

and stylish wear. I, being very young, perhaps felt a little jealous; but

the Colonel assured me that, as uniform was always typical, mine would

probably have silver leeches running up the red stripe of my trousers,

and a gilt mustard-plaister in miniature on the collar. This contented

me, and reconciled me to my position as “a plain-clothes officer.”

The chief of the telegraph, too, called, and we called on him; many

cigarettes were smoked, and much very hot tea in tumblers drunk.

We went also to see the Persian consul, who was very civil, and

apparently a very intelligent man; he gave us coffee in the Persian

manner. Small silver filagree cup-holders, the size of egg-cups, were

handed round on a tray; and placed in each was a smaller vessel of china,

holding about a liqueur-glassful of strong sweet black coffee, flavoured

with cloves. It was not bad.

When the cups were emptied two servants advanced, one bearing the tray,

the other taking with both hands the empty coffee-cups and holders, and

placing them upon the tray.

Then came the water-pipe or kalian; three of these were brought in. My

first inhalation provided me with a mouthful of peculiarly filthy-tasting

water (I learnt afterwards that the water from the kalian is commonly

used in Persia as an emetic); having, with some difficulty, got rid of

this, I commenced to smoke, and to do as I had seen our host do, eject

huge clouds from my nostrils. But I perceived that the other kalians were

gone; I asked the Colonel if there were any etiquette as to sending the

pipe away. He said—

“Oh, no; our host is an old friend. Smoke as long as it gives you

pleasure.”

The consul asked me how I liked the Persian pipe. I eagerly replied that

I had never smoked anything so mild and so delicious.

He was delighted, but seemed surprised at my calling it mild. The old

gentleman spoke French, and said, “Du tout—_très_-fort.”

And so I found it, for I began to feel giddy. It appears that the tobacco

used was particularly choice and strong, and that, as a rule, of such

tobacco only a few whiffs are ever taken. I could smoke no more, and

collapsed, for the next five minutes having the awful sensations of the

youth who smokes his first “real foreigner.” But this feeling passed away

as quickly as it came, and I was soon myself. Another pipe was brought,

and then tea, _à la Russe_, with lemon.

Tea _à la Persane_ consists of a very small cup, holding some two ounces;

in this lump-sugar is placed, in big lumps, and if much honour is wished

to be shown to the guest, when the cup is full the sugar should project

from the centre of the liquid in an _island_!

The tea used is generally scented Pekoe among the rich, and made very

weak. It is also always washed before it is allowed to draw. Persians do

not like strong tea.

In after years, in Persia, I was somewhat intrigued to make out why my

sweeper objected to sweep his carpets with tea-leaves, and it was only

on pressure that I extracted the fact that “the servants always dried my

strong black tea-leaves and sold them _as tea_ in the bazaar.”

After some chat in Persian, which Colonel G⸺ spoke in a masterly manner,

the Colonel asked for “the pipe of departure,” which, it appears, is

the best way of going, as it is considered polite to ask permission to

depart, and not to get up and go.

Our host was a largely-built, well-set-up man, dressed in a pair of

uniform trousers, stockings (he had removed his shoes on entering the

room), and a thick black frock-coat, such as the Turks wear, lined with

fur; he did not show any linen. His hair and beard were jetty black, as

was his heavy moustache. He wore a black Astrachan hat, which he did not

remove, and a sword. He insisted on coming to the door with us, and shook

hands in the most cordial manner.

As we were on the road home the Colonel asked me if I could give a guess

as to our friend’s age. I said, confidently, “From forty to forty-five.”

“He is probably eighty—certainly over seventy. The black hair which

you see is the result of dye. The whole of the upper classes, and all

townsmen, military or government employés, dye their hair; it is done

usually once or twice a week, and the substances used are, first henna,

then indigo. They are allowed to remain on many hours; the result is the

fine black dye you see. The villagers, as a rule, use only the henna,

which gives a deep purply-black to black hair, and a bright red to white.”

I was also told that when in deep mourning a Persian ceases to dye at all

(and, alas! at first he also ceases to wash); the result is comical in

the extreme, for one sees men with beards of some foot or more in length

half red or rusty black, and the rest quite white. When ill, too, he does

not dye.

Afterwards I could always by this means make a pretty shrewd guess, even

before asking the question, as to how long a patient had been on the

sick-list, by the length of the undyed part of his beard.

The next evening we went to the opera, and saw ‘Don Giovanni’; the acting

and singing was fairly good, but the auditorium, though it was not by any

means a gala night, was brilliant in the extreme. Circassian officers, in

their long coats of white, pale blue, black, &c., their breasts covered

with the ornamental little silver boxes of niello-work that contain,

or are supposed to contain, the charges for their picturesque weapons;

their long straight swords, silver or silver-gilt; and the belts, that

would delight South Kensington people, covered with bosses of this same

niello-work; their boots, reaching in some cases to the knee, fitting

like gloves at the foot, and so wrinkly down the shin as to certainly

drive a West End coachman mad with jealousy. Then the hats—cylinders of

shaggy sheepskins—white, gray, black, surmounted by a bit of inner cap

of blue, red, scarlet, or white, elaborately embroidered in gold. And

good-looking men, too; no little fellows—_all_ big strapping men, who

looked as if they could ride and fight, as well as come to the Tiflis

Opera. Nearly all were decorated; some had many medals and orders. This

decoration is overdone in the Russian Army.

With the ladies I was disappointed—the Georgians and Immeritians were

in the large majority. They were heavy-jowled females, who seemed to

wear a profusion of rich clothes; they had a sort of crown of velvet and

gold lace, over which hung down at the back an embroidered kerchief and

hideous jewelry. They never smiled—still the brilliant officers hung over

their chairs; and perhaps they may have been very charming. They all had

big eyes and a quantity of coarse hair. One or two blonde Russian ladies

were present, and they were much dressed.

The little theatre was peculiarly decorated in a semi-oriental style, and

the _coup d’œil_ was really very striking. The portion of the opera which

seemed to give the greatest satisfaction was the introduced ballet, which

I understand was composed of Tiflis girls; they did not dance well, but

were remarkably handsome, and much applauded. This theatre has been since

burnt down, and a larger one erected.

As Colonel G⸺ was compelled to remain here eight days I was able to go

again to the Opera, and I saw ‘Masaniello’ very fairly done.

I went all over the town looking out for a souvenir, but there was

nothing but silver work, which was dear, and beyond my means at that time.

We had here our first taste of the celebrated Kakheiti wine. There are

two sorts, white and red—the latter is the best; it is a strong, coarse,

rough wine, and has a very leathery taste. As it is kept in skins, and

not casks, this is not to be wondered at. It contains a great deal of

tannin, and our landlord told me if kept in casks it turned black,

probably from this excess of tannin (or perhaps bad casks). It costs at

the hotel a rouble a bottle.

One thing that strikes one in Russia is the peculiarly good bread. I have

now been in Russia five times, and I never have tasted anywhere bread so

white or so delicious. Often have I made a breakfast of it, and sent my

cutlet untasted away.

We laid in a good supply; and, with some Kakheiti wine, some stout, cold

fowls, and tea, we left Tiflis, knowing we should get nothing till we got

to Tabriz. The tarantass had been thoroughly overhauled; and, in a heavy

drizzle, off we went, well provisioned by Arsène Barberon.

After four days’ severe travelling we reached Erivan. Snow had fallen

heavily, and rendered some of the defiles of the Caucasus almost

impassable, in particular one called Delijan, at the head of Lake

Jeukjar. There we were obliged to have seven horses to the tarantass

to pull and some men to push, in which we assisted. We had a precipice

going sheer down on one side and snow twelve feet deep on the other. Our

difficulties were increased by meeting three hundred camels laden with

huge unpressed bags of Erivan (or Persian?) cotton, in a place where

there was hardly room to pass, and it was impossible for either party to

turn back. Our Cossacks, however—we had two of these gentry—by whipping

the drivers, made _them_ go on the outer or dangerous side, while _we_

remained stationary until the camels had passed; then, amid much shouting

and swearing, we did the Pass.

At four stages from Tiflis we had our luggage put on camels to be

brought on to Erivan, and went on ourselves in the tarantass, with

never less than five horses. The most slashing races take place on the

road, as he who succeeds in presenting his padoroschna (or permit to

take post-horses) first, takes as many horses as he needs; and if the

roads are bad often takes all, as he wishes to be well ahead of rival

travellers.

In Erivan we are in _savage_ Russia—the people are the ugliest and

dirtiest we have yet come across. At the so-called hotel they gave us

two wooden bunks _with_ mattresses—a great luxury after the post-houses

_without_. Our servant, a ferocious Persian lent us by the consul at

Tiflis, named Mahommed Ali, having ordered water for washing, the waiter,

if the greasy ruffian could be dignified with that title, asked if it

would not do in the morning.

On being sworn at in Turkish and Russian by Mahommed Ali, and afterwards

beaten in the passage, water in one brass jug and one basin was brought,

and the Russian stood by to pour it over our hands—this is the cleanly

mode of performing one’s ablutions here. The fellow then brought a dirty

towel, on which Mahommed Ali again remonstrated with him in the passage

in a forcible manner; in this sort of thing Mahommed Ali is very useful.

On leaving Erivan, which was covered with snow, we reached in a day and

night Nakchewan; round this place I saw cotton bushes—of course they were

bare. Here we rested a night.

Going on next morning, we came to Julfa, the frontier village of a few

hovels. Crossing the river Araxes, a shallow stream, we put up in the

windowless telegraph office. As we saw nothing but snow since we left

Tiflis, there has been little to describe in the way of scenery; as may

be fancied, the cold was intense. We are now in Persia.

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