Frank Leidgen, who lives northeast of town, came in one day this week in
search of green eye-glasses for his cattle. Of course our men who deal in
glasses were forced to give it up as a hard proposition. When asked why he
wanted his cattle to wear them, Leidgen replied:
"When in the pasture the green glasses will make the grass look green and
the cattle will think it is spring and the pasture green."
It is true that it had not rained in this part of Oklahoma for some time,
and the grass is very dry. We have patents on everything we can think of
but patent eye-glasses for cows.
Can't some one accommodate the gentleman?--_Frederick (Oklahoma) Free
Press._