A large touring automobile containing a man and his wife in a narrow road
met a hay wagon fully loaded. The woman declared that the farmer must back
out, but her husband contended that she was unreasonable.
"But you can't back the automobile so far," she said, "and I don't intend
to move for anybody. He should have seen us."
The husband pointed out that this was impossible, owing to an abrupt turn
in the road.
"I don't care," she insisted, "I won't move if we have to stay here all
night!"
The man in the automobile was starting to argue the matter when the
farmer, who had been sitting quietly on the hay, interrupted.
"Never mind, sir," he exclaimed, "I'll try to back out. I've got one just
like her at home!"--_Philadelphia Ledger._