CHAPTER III.

MR. PERCIVAL LEIGH AND LEECH.

In the death of Mr. Percival Leigh, which took place a short time ago,

the last member of the original staff of _Punch_ passed away. Mr. Leigh

never married, and died at a very advanced age. I frequently met him in

society, where his refined and gentle manners, and his quaintly humorous

conversation, were what might have been anticipated from the author of

"Pips his Diary," the "Comic Grammars," and other contributions to the

paper to which he was so long and so faithfully attached. From the days

of their fellow-studentship at St. Bartholomew's (with a short

interval), to the time of Leech's death, a firm friendship existed

between these two distinguished men.

Much alike in their sense of humour, they also resembled each other in

numberless amiable qualities of heart and mind. Leigh's pen was as free

from personality, and as conspicuous for the gentleness with which it

dealt with folly, as Leech's pencil. In early and late days, when Leech

was in trouble, Leigh's was the hand--amongst others--ever ready to

help; and to those who can read between the lines in the paper which Mr.

Leigh has contributed to this book, there will be little difficulty in

discovering the "friend" who found purchasers for work that the producer

was barred (in a double sense) from selling for himself.

I see little or no reason for weakening my assertion that Leech arrived

at his supreme eminence without any art education; for the slight

mechanical knowledge of the art of drawing upon wood which he acquired

from Mr. Orrin Smith, a wood-engraver, is no more worthy the name of

art-teaching, than the few lessons in etching given to Leech by George

Cruikshank can be called art-education. Following the example of Sir

John Millais, Mr. Percival Leigh (to whom, it will be remembered,

Millais recommended my predecessor, Mr. Evans, to apply) furnished the

following remarks for this memoir.

Said Mr. Leigh: "Orrin Smith has been dead many years. How long Leech

was with him I cannot say precisely. Perhaps a twelvemonth or

thereabouts. Smith was a sociable and rather a clever man, but according

to Leech, occasionally so economical that he would now and then try to

get a little gratuitous work out of him. On one occasion Smith asked him

to introduce a few figures, so as to put a touch of action into a

drawing on wood, meant to illustrate a serious little book, the work of

a clergyman. The scene represented was a quiet churchyard. Leech

improved it with a group of little boys larking and boxing.

"Of course these embellishments, on discovery, were objected to as

painfully incongruous, and had to be cancelled. I forget whether or no

they had been actually engraven before they were taken out."

Thus far Mr. Leigh. I think I can interpret the incongruity. I fancy I

can hear Leech say, after previous unrequited sketches, "Oh, hang it!

this is too bad. Well, here goes; he shall have a few figures, and I

hope he'll like 'em."

Mr. Leigh continues: "The post-office envelope was one of Leech's

successes; so were the 'Comic Histories' of England and Rome, and the

'Comic Blackstone'; but his growth in popularity was gradual. He had

previously illustrated 'Jack Brag' for Bentley, and subsequently various

articles for _Bentley's Miscellany_, particularly the 'Ingoldsby

Legends,' as well as other ephemeral works of the same publisher;

amongst them the 'Comic Latin' and 'English' Grammars, and the 'Children

of the Mobility,' a travesty of the 'Children of the Nobility,' long

since out of print. He also furnished coloured illustrations to the

'Fiddle-Faddle Fashion-book,' a whimsical satire on the fopperies and

literary absurdities of the period, also out of print."

I venture again to interrupt the current of Mr. Leigh's narrative with a

word or two on the "Fiddle-Faddle" book. A copy of it, date 1840, has

been lent to me. The literary portion, consisting mainly of a thrilling

story of brigand life, the blood-curdling tenor of which may be imagined

from the title, "Grabalotti the Bandit; or, The Emerald Monster of the

Deep Dell," is the work of Mr. Leigh. The story opens thus:

"Italia! oh, Italia! blooming birthplace of beauty! land of lazzaroni

and loveliness! clime of complines and cruelty, of susceptibility and

sacrilege, of roses and revenge! thy bright, blue, boundless skies

serene I love; thy verdant vales, volcanoes, vines, and virgins! Thy

virgins? ay, thy bright-eyed, dark-haired virgins. I love them--how I

love them, though mine, alas! they ne'er can be! And there was one who,

in earlier, happier hours, before these locks were--no matter. Let me

proceed with the calmness becoming a narrator with my tale."

And he proceeds "with a vengeance" to let us know that the spokesman of

the above is an artist who had "halted in a deep ravine in the Abruzzi

(where, on each side, the cliffs frowned like fiends upon the quailing

traveller) to transfer to my portable sketch-book a slight souvenir of

the celestial scene. Absorbed in my enthralling occupation, I heeded not

the approach of a visitant; it was therefore with surprise, not

unmingled with alarm, that I was aroused by a tap upon the shoulders,

accompanied by the following sarcastic greeting:

"'Is thy maternal parent, young man, aware of thine absence from home?'

"'Quite so,' I replied, in a tremulous tone, anxiously glancing round to

behold the speaker.

"My acquaintance with literature--to say nothing of my constant

attendance at the opera--at once convinced me that I was in the hands of

a brigand."

Had there been "any possible doubt whatever," it would have been

instantly dispelled; for after "smiling in demoniacal derision," the

disturber of the sketcher said, "deliberately and tranquilly, as he

levelled a pistol at my head:

"'Thy wealth or thy existence!'

"My sole remaining ducat was offered in vain. At the shrill sound of his

whistle the crags bristled with bandits, and fifty carbines were pointed

at my person. Blue with boiling agony, I made as a last resource the

Masonic sign. It succeeded. At another signal every carbine was lowered,

and breathless expectation brooded over the heart of its bearer."

The bandits, however, were not so easily satisfied; for "a murmur of

impatience, mingled with discontent, arose, like the billows of emotion,

amongst the troop, and some twenty weapons again kissed with their

stocks as many manly shoulders.

"'Back, slaves, for your lives!' shouted the infuriated Grabalotti,

throwing himself in front of me. 'One moment more, and, by the

blood-stained power of the thundering Avalanche, the foremost of you

dies!'

"Cowering in cream-like humility, each individual reversed his

implement of death--all but one. A ball from the pistol of Grabalotti

instantly crashed through his brain. For a moment he writhed in sable

pangs; then all was over, and darkness mantled over his impetuosity for

ever. Then, turning towards me, the brigand chief gave me a civil

invitation to spend the day with him, which, under existing

circumstances, I thought it best to accept. On our way I took the

opportunity thus furnished me to survey my lawless companion. He was at

least six feet and a half, independent of the coverings of his feet, in

height; his air was stern and commanding; raven ringlets clustered down

to his shoulders. Premature intensity glowed in his volcanic eyes; his

nose was Roman, and he wore mustachios. The lines in the lower part of

his face were indicative of death-fraught concentration; and the teeth,

frequently disclosed by his smile of pervading bitterness, were

remarkably white. The gloom of his conical hat was mocked by gay

ribands. He wore a jacket of green velvet (an expensive article),

lustrously gemmed with gold buttons; and those portions of his dress for

which our language has no proper appellation were richly meandered with

superior lace. His legs were variously swathed in the manner so

characteristic of his profession. The carbine that slept in a snowy belt

at his back; the pistols bickering in his girdle; and the stiletto

reposing, like candid innocence, in its silver sheath, with its ivory

handle protruding from his sash, were all of the most ornamental and

valuable description."

This extraordinary robber and the artist arrive at "the dwelling of the

bandit, which was eligibly situate among the most romantic scenery."

Signor Grabalotti conducted his visitor to a "table groaning with fruit,

and supporting six sacramental chalices filled with the richest wine."

The brigand has made a great haul of prisoners, whose friends have not

shown the alacrity in rescuing them required by their captor, who, by

way of entertaining his guest, orders them all, to the amount of a

dozen, into his presence, and, arranging them in a row "along a trench

in the background," with the assistance of twelve of his men, has them

all shot.

"Almost ere the smoke had cleared away, the earth was shovelled over the

bodies.

"'And now,' said the chief, 'for a dance in honour of our guest.'

"Four-and-twenty brisk young bandits, clad in jackets, green array, were

instantly joined by as many maidens, each wearing the square _coiffure_,

short dress, and _petite_ apron, and otherwise fully attired in the

costume of the country. Each robber provided himself with a partner, and

a festive dance was performed with great spirit to a popular air.

"Their gaiety was at its height, when suddenly the sound of a distant

bell stole with milky gentleness on the ear. In an instant all present

fell on their knees, and, with their arms devoutly crossed upon their

breasts, raised, in heavenly unison, their hymn of votive praise to the

Virgin."

Here endeth the first chapter of the "Emerald Monster of the Deep Dell."

As "a satire on the literary absurdities of the day," to quote its

author, this capital fooling could not be surpassed; indeed, to those

who remember, as the present writer can distinctly, the effusions in

prose and verse--or, as Jerrold called it, "prose and worse"--that more

or less filled the pages of the Keepsakes, the Books of Gems and Beauty

of a long bygone time, the "Monster of the Deep Dell" is scarcely a

caricature.

But I have not yet done with him. The second chapter is devoted to an

account in Grabalotti language of the early life and loves of the

interesting bandit:

"Rino Grabalotti is my name," he says. "Italy is my nation; the Deep

Dell is my dwelling-place, and--but no! never shall monkish cant pollute

the lips to baleful imprecation attuned for ever. Let the blue and

hideous glare of the lightning, and the ghastly gleam of the hag-ridden

meteor, illumine the deeds of my doing. Growl, ye thunders! Roar, ye

tempests! Yell, ye fiends, and howl in hideous harmony a prelude to my

tale!"

He then proceeds to inform the artist (who, with an eye for copy,

ventures to hint "that an outline of his history would be interesting")

that he was the son of a priest, and born in Naples; and naturally much

annoyed by the scandalous irregularity of his birth, he devotes his life

to robbing and murdering as many of his fellow-creatures as good fortune

places in his hands in the practice of his profession.

But I anticipate. Grabalotti declines to say much about his infancy; he

seems to have been pretty often reminded of the scandal of his birth,

and as often he registered a vow that, sooner or later, he would close

for ever the mouths of the slanderers.

"It was in my sixteenth summer," he continues, "that I really began to

live. Though in years a boy, I was in all else a man. Passion hurtled in

my darkening eye, and plunged my heart in lava. I loved; what Italian at

my age does not? Yes; I--the ruthless, the scathed, the smouldering, the

sanguinary, the Emerald Monster of the Deep Dell--I, even I, gasped with

tortuous anguish in the maddening transports of Cupid."

Giulia is the name of the fair creature who has caused the eruption of

this volcanic passion; and on what the bandit-lover calls "an evening of

rosy gladness," he seeks his fair enslaver's window, guitar in hand. But

the voice, "which was the best at a barcarole of any in Naples," had

raised a very few love notes, when a rough voice exclaims:

"'What dost thou here, spurious offspring of sacrilege?' accompanying

the inquiry by an equally rough salutation from behind (oh,

madness!)--'begone!'

"Confusion simmered in my brain. Frenzied, I turned; one stroke of my

stiletto, and my wounded honour was salved--with gore. It was that of

Giulia's father!"

This sudden death of the author of her being offended Giulia, and she

solemnly renounced young Grabalotti for ever. This intimation, conveyed

in a mixture of "indignation mingled with scorn," had an extraordinary

effect. Says the lover:

"Twisting in bitterness awhile I lingered, then rushed distracted from

the spot, and fled hissing with desperation to the mountains."

The beauties of the Deep Dell produced no soothing effect on the

desperate bitterness that twisted the soul of Grabalotti; he issued from

the Dell to "soak and steep his heart in blood."

"The dewy wail of infancy, the piercing zest of female innocence, and

the tremulous pleading of piping feebleness, all mocked at the radiance

of the crimson steel, have poured their bootless incense o'er my

breast.... Ha, ha! The nun, her dove-like innocence devastated, has

broiled like a chestnut amid the ashes of her convent," etc.

More "copy" in the style of the above is imparted to the artist. But an

interruption takes place. A brigand enters, and so irritates the monster

by the abruptness of his appearance that, had not the pistol with which

his impatient master received him missed fire, his brains would have

been scattered to the winds of heaven.

"'Ha! dost thou dare to break in upon my mood?' roared Grabalotti.

"'Come to tell you,' said the robber (speaking in the greatest possible

haste), 'that the nun who escaped the sacking of the convent has been

taken.'

"'Do as you list with her, and chop her head off! Stay, I would fain see

it when it is done; and here, take this purse for the risk thou hast

encountered.'"

Yet another interruption--this time in the person of a brigand spy

disguised as a peasant. The chief anticipates startling and perhaps

unpleasant news, and saying: "'Excuse me, signor, for a few moments,' he

retires with his emissary."

Grabalotti was absent some little time, during which the artist "added

another sketch to his small collection," when the monster returned, and

informed his guest "in a lively tone" that they were about to have "some

fun."

"'Of what description?' inquired the artist.

"'In an hour's time we shall be attacked by the military,'" to whom he

promises a warm reception; and in the event of the robbers being

overpowered by numbers, "a train communicates with the magazine below."

"Here the head of the unfortunate nun made its appearance on a silver

dish. Its loveliness, even in death, was intensely overpowering. With a

grin of fiendish malice, Grabalotti seized it by the hair, but no sooner

did the features meet his eye, than he relinquished his hold and fell,

senseless, backwards, faintly gasping, like a dying echo, ''Tis she!

'Tis Giulia!!'"

Unless the artist guest was possessed of courage uncommon among our

fraternity, he could not have contemplated being blown into the air with

the robbers, or being shot by the soldiers, with equanimity; and he must

have been much relieved in any case by Grabalotti, who, when "the

violence of frantic ferocity" had given way to "the calm profundity of

despair," muttered in a low and suppressed tone: "Nay, thou shalt live

to tell the world my story!" and to enable his guest to do this

eventually, "in a tone of sweetest melancholy" he said:

"Stranger, hence! thy further stay is perilous. Yon by-path will conduct

thee to the valleys."

Rising from "the valleys" was a crag, to the summit of which half an

hour's walk would take the artist, and from thence he was assured that

"if he turned his gaze backwards he should see something worth seeing."

The narrator tells us that he reached the crag in twenty-nine minutes

exactly.

"For one minute I gazed in the direction of the Brigands' Haunt, from

which, precisely at the expiration of that time, a vivid flash of flame,

shooting into the air, accompanied by a dense column of smoke, and

followed by a terrific explosion, proclaimed too plainly the last

achievement of the Emerald Monster of the Deep Dell."

Mr. Percival Leigh contributes a second story to the "Fiddle-Faddle

Fashion-book," in which the novel of fashionable life, not uncommon

fifty years ago, is satirized under the title of "Belleville: a Tale of

Fashionable Life," not less happily than the sanguinary and terribly

romantic writers are treated in the burlesque of Grabalotti. The "Clara

Matilda poets" of the Keepsake time are also amusingly parodied in some

short poems, which, with comic advertisements, occasionally very

humorous, fill up the literary portion of the "Fiddle-Faddle

Fashion-book."

This book is not the only one in which Leech's powers have been

enlisted--I was nearly saying prostituted--in publications devoted to

eccentricities in dress and the caprices of fashion. In illustrations by

him of the tale of fashionable life, or of Grabalotti, the genius of

that great artist would have had full play; but as the draughtsman of

fashion-plates it was, in my opinion, degraded. In vindication of my

judgment I present my readers with two plates from the "Fiddle-Faddle"

book, in which Leech portrays--no doubt under direction--caprices of

fashion which could only have existed in his own imagination, and

produced with a feeling of caricature that is so conspicuous by its

absence in his usual work.

I now return to the paper which Mr. Leigh wrote with a view to this

memoir.

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That Leigh and Leech first met as students at St. Bartholomew's

Hospital, I have noted elsewhere; and the details of his apprenticeship

to the eccentric surgeon, which Mr. Leigh heard from Leech himself, I

have also given, with the exception of one incident of which I was

ignorant.

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"In his dispensary," says Mr. Leigh, "the doctor had one drawer amongst

his boxes, in which there were pills of gentle efficacy, intended to be

served out (they were made, I believe, of bread and soap) to the

generality of his customers. This receptacle bore the label of 'Pil.

Hum.,'--abbreviation of humbug--or, as their concoctor used to call

them, 'Humbugeraneous Pills.' The Dr. Cockle to whom, Mr. Leigh says,

Leech went after he left Mr. Whittle, was the son of the inventor of

Cockle's Pills.

"No sooner had he become of age," continues Mr. Leigh, "than he was

induced, in order to meet difficulties for which he was not responsible,

to accept an accommodation bill, which the drawer of, when it fell due,

failed to supply the means of meeting. Leech was consequently arrested

for debt at the suit of this discounter, and lodged in a sponging-house

kept by a sheriff's officer, a Jew, by name (I think) of Levi, in Newman

Street. There he remained about a fortnight, supporting himself in the

meanwhile by drawing cartoons and caricatures. He lithographed them on

stone for Spooner, in the Strand, at a guinea each, a _friend_ having

negotiated their sale.

"At last, an advance of money on a projected publication sufficient to

discharge the debt having been obtained, he was liberated. But not long

after, a second scrape--a repetition of the first--cost him another

temporary sojourn with another Jew in another sponging-house in Cursitor

Street. This detention, however, lasted but a few days. _From that

period to the close of his life_ he remained subject to repeated demands

for pecuniary assistance under continued pressure, which, as at the

outset, he could not withstand. The deficits he had to defray were

always heavy; the last of them, as I understand, a thousand pounds. It

cost him very hard work to make it good. Excess of generosity was his

greatest failing."

I have no means of knowing, nor do I desire to know, who the borrowers

were to whom Percival Leigh alludes; but his revelations make the fact

of Leech having died a comparatively poor man comprehensible enough. If

ever man was killed by overwork, Leech was that man, and this must be a

painful reflection for those whose incessant demands upon him made it

only possible for him to meet them by the incessant exertions which

destroyed him.

Mr. Leigh's paper concludes with the anecdote that follows:

"Leech and Albert Smith worked together very harmoniously as illustrator

and writer in several books--'Ledbury,' 'Brinvilliers,' and many

others--and one day when they were leaving Smith's house together, a

street-boy stepped up to them, and scoffing at the inscription on

Smith's large brass door-plate, cried:

"'Oh yes! Mr. Albert Smith, M.R.C.S., Surgeon-Dentist.'

"'Good boy!' said Leech, putting a penny into the boy's hand; 'now go

and insult somebody else.'"

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