ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

_Tuesday, May 2nd._--The House of Commons was unusually well attended

this afternoon. Members filled the benches and overflowed into the

galleries, and many Peers looked down upon the scene, among them Lord

GRENFELL, formerly Commander-in-Chief in Ireland, and Lord MACDONNELL,

once Under-Secretary to the Lord-Lieutenant. All were curious to learn

what the PRIME MINISTER would have to say about the painful events of

the past week. Would he announce that the Government, conscious of

failure, had decided to resign _en bloc_? Or would it be merely pruned

and strengthened by the lopping of a few of the obviously weaker

branches?

Nothing of the sort. Mr. ASQUITH made the barest allusion to the

surrender of Kut--an incident which was "not one of serious military

significance." As for the insurrection in Dublin, there would be a

debate upon it as soon as the Government had completed its enquiries.

The main purpose of his speech was to announce that the Government had

decided to introduce a Bill for general compulsion, and to get rid of

the piece-meal treatment of recruiting to which the House had objected.

Members were, I think, hardly prepared for the vigour with which the

PRIME MINISTER turned upon his critics, reminding them that just the

same denunciation of "vacillating statesmen" was current in the days of

PITT. No doubt there had been blunders both in policy and strategy, but

nevertheless the contribution of this Kingdom and this Empire to the

common cause was growing steadily, and the military situation of the

Allies was never so good as it was to-day. If the Government no longer

had the confidence of the people, he thundered out, "let the House say

so."

While the immediate answer to this challenge was a volley of cheers,

most of the speakers in the subsequent debate disguised their confidence

in the Government so successfully that it almost appeared to be

non-existent. From Sir EDWARD CARSON, who acidly remarked that it was

unnecessary for him to praise the Government, as "they always do that

for themselves," down to Sir JOHN SIMON, who declared that compulsion

was being introduced from considerations of political expediency rather

than military necessity, no one seemed to be convinced that the

Government even now quite knew its own mind.

The House of Lords, after listening to a moving tribute to the memory of

Lord ST. ALDWYN from his old colleague, Lord LANSDOWNE, settled down to

a debate on the new Order in Council prohibiting references to Cabinet

secrets. It met with equal condemnation from Lord PARMOOR as a

constitutional lawyer and from Lord BURNHAM as a practical journalist.

The Ministers who "blabbed" were the real criminals. Lord BURNHAM

recommended to them the example of the gentleman in the French

Revolution, who always wore a gag in order to retain his self-control.

Lord BUCKMASTER, that "most susceptible Chancellor," made a very

ingenuous defence of his colleagues. They were the unconscious victims

of adroit interviewers, who obtained information from them by a process

of extraction so painless that they did not know the value of what they

were giving away.

It is time that these innocents were protected against themselves. A gag

must in future be issued to every Minister with his Windsor uniform. The

discarded G.R. armlets of the V.T.C. might very well serve the purpose.

_Wednesday, May 3rd_.--When, some nine years ago, Mr. AUGUSTINE BIRRELL

was appointed Chief Secretary to the Lord-Lieutenant a friend who had

some knowledge of Irish affairs wrote to him: "I do not know whether to

congratulate you or condole with you, but I think it is the latter."

It was an easy guess, but its confirmation took an unusually long time.

Indeed, at one moment it looked as if Mr. BIRRELL would escape the

almost invariable fate of Irish Secretaries, and leave Dublin with his

political reputation enhanced. When he had placed the National

University Act on the Statute-book, thus solving a problem that had

baffled his predecessors since the Union, he might have sung his _Nunc

Dimittis_ in a halo.

Perhaps he was not sufficiently ambitious to demand release; perhaps

none of his colleagues was anxious to take his job; perhaps the

Nationalist leader insisted on keeping him in the silken fetters of

office as a hostage for Home Rule. Anyhow, the opportunity was missed;

and thenceforward Nemesis dogged his track.

Two years ago it seemed that Ulster would be his stumbling-block. The

War saved him from that, but only to bring him down through more

sinister instruments. In his pathetic apology this afternoon he

confessed that he had failed to estimate accurately the strength of the

Sinn Fein movement. He might have been wrong in not suppressing it

before, but his omission to do so was due to a consuming desire to keep

Ireland's front united in face of the common foe.

This frank admission of error would in any case have disarmed hostile

criticism; but its effect was strengthened by the unseemly interjections

with which Mr. GINNELL accompanied it. If the Member for Westmeath is a

sample of the sort of persons with whom the CHIEF SECRETARY had to deal,

no wonder that he failed to understand the lengths to which they would

go.

Mr. REDMOND, obviously disgusted by the pranks of his nominal supporter,

chivalrously shouldered part of the blame that Mr. BIRRELL had taken

upon himself; and even Sir EDWARD CARSON, though a life-long and bitter

opponent of his policy, was ready to admit that he had been

well-intentioned and had done his best.

Later on, when the PRIME MINISTER had introduced the new Military

Service Bill, establishing compulsion for all men married or single,

Colonel CRAIG made a vain appeal to Mr. REDMOND to get the measure

extended to Ireland. Nothing would do more to show the world that the

recent rebellion was only the work of an insignificant section of the

Irish people.

[Illustration: HIS MASTER'S VOICE.

(With acknowledgments to the well-known poster.)

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