I could have hugged both of them, but I kept an iron hand on myself.

"You nice absurd creatures," I said, "do be reasonable. To begin with,

passing the doctor is an absolute necessity. That shuts you out. But

even if you got through how do you think you would be helping your

country? All the men would be falling in love with you; and that's bad

enough as it is after working hours; it would be the ruin of discipline.

And you could not bear the fatigue. No, go back and learn to be nurses

and let your lovely hair grow again."

They were very obstinate and very unwilling to entertain the thought of

drudgery such as nursing after all their dreams of excitement; but at

last they came to reason, and I sent for a cab and packed them off in it

(I simply could not bear the idea of other people seeing them in that

masquerade), and told them that the sooner they changed the better.

After they had gone the Sergeant came in about something.

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