"As everything is illusory, we had better make our illusions as
pleasant as possible. 'That,' he said, 'has been my
view.'"--_Times._
"As everything was necessarily illusory, we had better make our
illusions as pleasant as possible. (Laughter.) That had never
been his view. (Applause.)"--_Westminster Gazette._
Which of these reports is right must remain a matter of philosophic
doubt unless Mr. BALFOUR can clear it up.
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"At once, respectable Youth, for small milk round; a good
milker; dive in."--_Advt. in "Liverpool Echo."_
What is the good of a Pure Milk Bill if this sort of thing goes on?