THE CONVERTED STATISTICIAN.

A sudden jolt as we thundered over some points caused me to shoot a

piece of bread-and-butter on to the floor. I stooped to pick it up.

"Stop a moment, please!" cried my companion. He jumped to his feet and

examined it. "Ah," said he, "buttered side downward!"

"It's always the same," I said, as I jerked the thing viciously out of

the window. "It's _always_ buttered side downward."

"No, there you fall into a common error," protested the other. "You may

take it that fifty-seven per cent. fall buttered side upward, and only

forty-three per cent. buttered side downward."

"H'm," I said dubiously.

"You must pardon me for my officiousness," he went on, "especially as I

have now no reason to be interested in such things. But habits are

strong."

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