II.--NEW STYLE.

_By Philip Keppermann._

At twenty-two and a-half minutes past eleven last night a man stood looking

wistfully over a sea of faces looming whitely through a thin blue haze of

tobacco smoke. At his feet lay stretched the limp body of his antagonist.

The disappearance of one eye; under a large red swelling, combined with a

patulous and rubescent nose, detracted to some extent from the dignity of

his appearance. An ugly patch of crimson over his left ribs held the

attention fantastically, morbidly. It was blood, human blood, his own

blood. The thought fascinated me....

Somewhere a voice was counting slowly, steadily,

unhesitatingly--_one_--_two_--_three_.... The voice had in it the

inexorable quality of Fate; it brought tears to the eyes like the wail of

the Chorus in some Greek drama.

I looked at the man by my side. His regard was fixed intently on the

prostrate figure in the ring. His fingers played uneasily with his

watch-chain. He wore evening dress, and I noticed that his tie was a little

crooked.

Away outside we caught the distant hoot of a motorcar. A dog barked. Then a

woman in the audience sneezed; it seemed unwarrantable, impertinent, almost

a desecration....

The voice that was counting ceased. The limp figure did not move. The one

wistful eye of the victor closed for a moment in relief. There was a sudden

incursion of hurrying figures into the ring....

The great fight was over. Nobby Keeks had beaten Bill Cockles.

_By Theresa Chingles._

I was one of forty-four women who witnessed the great battle last night.

There were, it was said, over three thousand men.

On my left sat a young girl in a rose-pink evening dress, with a

dove-colour opera cloak covering her bare shoulders. Her eyes followed

intently the struggling figures on the stage, and I observed that she wore

an engagement ring with three diamonds.

A few seats away, surrounded by a swarm of men in evening dress, sat a

grey-haired woman, watching the fight with interest through a gold-rimmed

lorgnette. Her eyes twinkled as heavy blows were delivered, and when one of

the men began to bleed copiously from the nose, she uttered an exclamation

of delight. She wore black.

So far as I could observe, no woman present showed any sign of repulsion.

It seemed to me significant of the times. I whispered to my neighbour, "_O

tempora! O mores!_" but she replied coldly, "Not at all!" I checked my

impulse to add "_Autres temps, autres moeurs!_"

Of the actual fight I am not competent to speak. I was most interested in

the referee, whose strong mobile face reminded me occasionally of Lord

BYRON, at other times of Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL.

_By the Rev. Robert Shackleberry._

I had never seen a boxing contest before I was invited by the enterprising

editor of _The Daily Gong_ to witness the encounter last night between

"Nobby" Keeks and William Cockles.

I found an excellent seat reserved for me. It was nearing midnight when the

two men mounted the platform. Cockles came first, wearing a scarlet

dressing-gown with yellow collar and cuffs. He seemed to me a bluff,

hearty, good-tempered-looking man, though perhaps unduly prominent in the

lower jaw. Keeks, who followed, wore a bright green dressing-gown with a

pink sash, and shook hands with six or seven members of the audience. He

was taller and heavier than his opponent, and his features, to my mind,

more intelligent but less amiable.

There was a long delay, during which I was given to understand that the

men's hands were being bandaged for some reason. At length the swarm of

seconds and advisers disappeared to the sound of a gong, and the combatants

stood up and advanced upon one another. I was embarrassed to observe that

they were nearly nude, but my embarrassment did not seem to be shared by

any of the ladies present, so perhaps I have no right to complain.

The actual boxing did not last nearly so long as the preliminaries. This

was perhaps just as well, since Keeks, afterwards announced the victor,

unfortunately sustained considerable damage to his right eye and was also

losing blood from his nose--nasty injuries which, in my opinion, should

have led to the competition being stopped while he received medical

attention. No doubt the injuries were undesigned.

Cockles soon afterwards fell down, and refused to rise while some

individual slowly counted ten. This, I was told, indicated that he was

desirous of withdrawing from the contest before his antagonist sustained

any further damage. In my judgment this generosity merited the award of

victory; but no doubt the authorities know their business.

I was glad to have an opportunity of gaining a new experience, but on the

whole I must say I prefer a quiet rubber of whist.

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