CHAPTER VIII

COWAY STAKES—WALTON-ON-THAMES—THE RIVER AND THE WATER

COMPANIES—SUNBURY—TEDDINGTON—TWICKENHAM.

There are some very pleasant places on this Middlesex side of the river:

Shepperton Green and Lower Halliford notable among them; Lower Halliford

fringing the river bank most picturesquely and rustically. Between this

and Walton is the place known as “Cowey, or Coway, Stakes,” traditionally

the spot where Julius Cæsar in 54 B.C. crossed the Thames, in his second

invasion of Britain. Cæsar himself, in his _Commentaries_, writing, as

was his manner, in the first person, says: “Cæsar being aware of their

plans, led his army to the Thames, to the boundary of the Catuvellauni.

The river was passable on foot only at one place, and that with

difficulty. When he arrived there he observed a large force of the enemy

drawn up on the opposite bank. The bank also was defended with sharpened

stakes fixed outwards, and similar stakes were placed under water and

concealed by the river. Having learnt these particulars from the captives

and deserters, Cæsar sent forward the cavalry, and immediately ordered

the legions to follow. But the soldiers went at such a pace and in such a

rush, though only their heads were above water, that the enemy could not

withstand the charge of the legions and cavalry, and they left the bank

and took to flight.”

Many of these ancient stakes have been found, during the centuries that

have passed—the last of them about 1838—and they have been for many years

the theme of long antiquarian discussions. Formed of young oak trees, “as

large as a man’s thigh,” each about six feet in length, and shod with

iron, their long existence under water had made them almost as hard as

that iron, and as black as ebony.

It was Camden, writing early in the seventeenth century, who first

identified Coway Stakes as the scene of Cæsar’s crossing, for Bede,

writing in the eighth century and describing the stakes in the river,

mentions no place. They were said by Bede to be shod with lead and to

be “fixed immovably in the bed of the river.” Camden was quite certain

that here he had found the famous passage by Cæsar’s legionaries, and

expressed himself positively: “It is impossible I should be mistaken in

the place.”

[Illustration: SHEPPERTON.]

But later investigators are found to be more than a little inclined to

dispute Camden’s conclusions; and it is certain that whatever may now be

the possibilities of fording the Thames hereabouts, between Walton and

Halliford or Shepperton, and however deep the river may now be elsewhere,

this could not, as Camden supposes, have been the only possible ford. In

Cæsar’s time—it is a truism, of course, to say it—there were no locks or

weirs, and the Thames, instead of being what it is now, really to a great

degree canalised, flowed in a broader, shallower flood along most of

its course, spreading out here and there into wide-stretching marshes,

through which, however difficult the crossing, the actual depth of water

would tend to be small. But in any case, arguments for or against Coway

Stakes must needs be urged with diffidence, for the windings of the

Thames must necessarily have changed much in two thousand years.

There are not now any of the stakes remaining here, but the disposition

of them in the bed of the river has been fully put upon record. They

were situated where the stream makes a very pronounced bend to the

south, a quarter of a mile above Walton Bridge, and were placed in a

diagonal position across it, not lining the banks, as might have been

expected. But whether this disposition of them was original, or due to

one of the many changes of direction the river has undergone, it would

be impossible to say. It seems certain that in the level lands between

Chertsey, Weybridge, and Walton the present course of the Thames is not

identical with that anciently traced, and that the river has cut out for

itself between Shepperton and Walton a way considerably to the north.

There still exists a lake, very long and very narrow, in the grounds

of Oatlands Park, between Weybridge and Walton, which is reputed to be

a part of the olden course of the Thames. It has been pointed out, as

a proof of these changes, that there are in this neighbourhood several

instances of detached portions of parishes, situated, contrary from

expectation, on opposite sides of the river. Thus Chertsey and Walton,

both in Surrey, own respectively fourteen and eight acres in Middlesex.

Laleham, in Middlesex, possesses twenty-two acres in Surrey, and

Shepperton twenty-one acres. Eighteen of these more particularly concern

this discussion, since they are part of the ancient grazing-ground of

Coway Sale. The name “Coway” has been assumed by some, having reference

to the ford, or supposed ford, at Coway Stakes, to be a corruption of

“causeway,” while others find in it, according to the spelling they

adopt, Cowey = Cow Island, or Coway = Cow Way. The supporters of the

last-named form are those who refuse to recognise this place as the true

site of Cæsar’s crossing. They point out—ignoring the diagonal course of

a ford at this point, heading down river, instead of straight across—that

the placing of the stakes more resembled the remains of an ancient weir

or wooden bridge than the defences described by Cæsar, and say, further,

that their being shod with lead or iron is a proof that they formed

part of some deliberately constructed work and not a hastily thrown up

defence. The position of the stakes, four feet apart and in a double

row, with a passage of nine feet between, has given rise to an ingenious

speculation that they formed an aid to fording the river, both for

passengers and cattle, instead of being designed as an obstruction. This,

then, according to that view, was the Cow Way, principally devoted to

the convenience of the cattle belonging to Shepperton, to go and return

between that place and the detached grazing-grounds of Coway Sale on the

Surrey side of the river.

[Illustration: GRAVE OF THOMAS LOVE PEACOCK’S DAUGHTER, SHEPPERTON.]

But that there has been fighting hereabouts is evident enough in the

name of a portion of the grounds of Shepperton Manor House, known from

time immemorial as “War Close.” At the time when Coway Stakes were driven

into the bed of the river, to form a safe passage for the cows, or in

the futile hope of withstanding the advance of the masterful Romans,

the river must have spread like some broad lagoon over the surrounding

meadows, and would have been much more shallow than now. Walton Bridge,

in its great length, much of it devoted to crossing those low-lying

meadows, gives point to this contention.

[Illustration: BRADSHAW’S HOUSE, WALTON-ON-THAMES.]

The village of Walton-on-Thames is at the end of its tether as a

village, and the only interesting things in it are its church, and what

is known as the “Old Manor House.” Dark yews form a fine setting to

the old church, whose tower of flint and rubble, with repairs effected

in brick, survives untouched by the restorer of recent years. The

interior, although greatly suburbanised, discloses some as yet unspoiled

Transitional-Norman portions. Here, in the stonework near the pulpit, is

cut the famous non-committal verse ascribed to Queen Elizabeth, on the

sacramental bread-and-wine:

Christ was the worde and spake it;

He took the bread and brake it;

And what the Worde doth make it,

That I believe and take it.

Here is preserved a scold’s, or gossip’s, bridle, otherwise “the branks,”

an old English instrument of punishment and repression for a scolding or

gossiping woman. On it is, or was, the inscription,

Chester presents Walton with a bridle

To curb women’s tongues that talk too idle.

The instrument is now so rusted that it is difficult, if not impossible,

to trace the words. The date of it, and who this Chester was, are

not known; but legend has long told that he was a gentleman who lost

a valuable estate in the neighbourhood through the malevolence and

irresponsibility of a lying woman.

The bridle, originally of bright steel, was made to pass over the head,

and round it, and is provided with a flat piece of metal, two inches in

length and one in breadth, for insertion in the mouth, the effect being

to press the tongue down and to prevent speech. It is duly provided with

hinges and a padlock.

For many years it hung by a chain in the vestry, and thus became injured

and rusted; but in 1884 it was enclosed in an oaken, glass-fronted

cabinet; so its further preservation is assured.

[Illustration: BRASS TO JOHN SELWYN.]

On a board suspended against the chancel wall are four small brasses of

the Selwyn family, showing John Selwyn and his wife Susan, and their

eleven children. He was keeper of the royal park of Oatlands, and died in

1587. On one of them, Selwyn himself, is represented mounted on a stag

and in the act of plunging a hunting-knife through the animal’s neck.

This traditionally represents an actual occurrence. It seems that when

Queen Elizabeth was once hunting at Oatlands, a stag stood at bay and

made as if to attack her; whereupon Selwyn jumped from his horse on to

the stag’s back, and killed it in the manner shown.

Several elaborate monuments are to be seen here, including that of

Richard Boyle, Viscount Shannon, who died in 1740. The life-size statues

of himself and his wife are by Roubiliac.

The “Old Manor House” has of late years been rescued from its former

condition of slum tenements. It stands off some bylanes, where there

is a good deal of poor cottage property, and was long subdivided into

small dwellings. A long, low building of timber, lath, and plaster, it

dates back to the time of Henry the Eighth, and was then probably the

residence of the keeper, or ranger, of Oatlands Park; and perhaps the

residence one time of that John Selwyn of whose notable deed mention has

just been made. In after-years it was associated with Ashley Park, and

in Cromwell’s time was occupied by Bradshaw, President of the Council,

and one of the signatories of Charles the First’s death-warrant. If one

were to credit the old rustic legends and tales of wonder, this would be

a historic spot indeed; for the old Surrey peasantry firmly believed that

Bradshaw not only lived here, and was a party to the King’s execution,

but that he executed him with his own hands, on the premises, and buried

him under the flooring. English history, it will be perceived, written

from the rustic point of view, should be entertaining.

[Illustration: WALTON-ON-THAMES CHURCH.]

[Illustration: HALLIFORD.]

[Illustration: WATERSPLASH NEAR HALLIFORD.]

Leaving Walton behind, the Thames Valley is seen to have become the

prey of those many water companies which some few years since were all

merged into the Metropolitan Water Board. Between them and the spread of

London, the once beautiful scenery of the reaches of the Thames has in

long stretches been completely spoiled. Not sheer necessity, only bestial

stupidity, has caused this truly lamentable condition of affairs. With

the immense modern growth of the metropolis, it is specially desirable

that the beauty of the river at its gates should have been jealously

safeguarded, but it has been given over to those true spoilers, the

waterworks engineer and the speculative builder; and the interesting

and beautiful old-world villages and forgotten corners that survive do

but increase the regret felt for those others that have been wantonly

extinguished. The Surrey side of the river between Walton and Molesey has

been made monotonously formal with the embankments of great reservoirs;

and it is only when Molesey Lock is reached that their depressing

society is shaken off. On the Middlesex-side, that part of Sunbury

where the bizarre semi-Byzantine modern church of the place stands is

the only unspoiled spot until Hampton Court comes in sight, and between

the two we have perhaps the very worst exhibition of those outrages of

which the water companies have been guilty. There, on either side of

the road, a long, unlovely line of engine-houses and pumping-stations

stretches; but hideous though it may be from the road, it is worse when

seen from the river. There is always an entirely gratuitous ugliness

in a water company’s engine-houses, and these examples are not by any

means exceptions; being built in a kind of yellow-white brick, with a

long series of chimneys and water-towers that have already been proved

insufficiently tall and have each in consequence been lengthened with

what look like exaggerated twin stove-pipes. It is a distressing and

unlovely paradox that the buildings and precincts of waterworks are

invariably dry and husky, gritty and coaly places, and these bring no

variation to that rule. The roads are blackened with coal-dust, the

chimneys belch black smoke, and the poor little strips of grounds that

run beside the river, with lawns, and some few anæmic trees, seem parched

up. The Thames Ditton and Surbiton front of the river is in the same

manner defiled with engine-houses and intakes, with coal-wharves and

filter-beds, and with nearly half a mile of ugly retaining-wall. The

especial pity of all these things is that they were not at all necessary

where they are. They would have been just as efficient if placed in some

position out of sight, away from the river bank, and could so have been

placed, with a small expenditure for additional piping, instead of being

the eyesore they are.

[Illustration: SUNBURY.]

The village of Thames Ditton still keeps its rustic church, with curious

old font, and the Swan by the waterside stands very much as it did

when Theodore Hook wrote enthusiastic verses about it; but Surbiton,

and Kingston, Hampton Court, Teddington, and Twickenham—what shall we

make of these, now that electric tramways have girded them about with

steel? Only by the actual riverside is Nature left very much to herself,

and there, where the water roars over the weir of Teddington, you do

find the river unspoiled. But it is only necessary to walk a few steps

back from the river, into Teddington village that was, and is, alas! no

longer—for a sadness to take possession of you. There you see not only

a surburbanised village, but even perceive the original suburbanisation

(an ugly word for an ugly process) of about 1870 to be now down upon its

luck, in the spectacle of the villas of that date offered numerously to

be let, with few takers. What is the reason of this? you ask. Electric

tramways. They are the reason. Also, if you do but explore farther

inland, you shall find more reasons, in the discovery that Teddington

is now quite a busy town, and therefore offers no longer that charm of

comparative seclusion it possessed when those villas of the seventies

were built.

But there are yet other reasons, chief among them the very bulky and

imposing one of the modern parish church of St. Alban, which rises

like some great braggart bully, and utterly dwarfs the poor old parish

church opposite, now degraded to the condition of a mortuary chapel,

or the like, and doubtless to be demolished so soon as ever public

opinion is found to be in an indifferent mood. It is not a beautiful old

church, being indeed an Early Georgian affair of red brick, but it is

representative of a period, and, with the Peg Woffington almshouses near

by, is all that remains of old Teddington.

The neighbourhood of the great new church, built handsomely in stone,

in a Frenchified variant of that First Pointed style we are accustomed

to name “Early English,” is sufficient to frighten away any would-be

resident, for it is as large as many a cathedral, and will be larger yet,

when foolish people are found to subscribe toward the completion of its

tower. If all this stood for religion instead of merely for religiosity—a

very different thing—there would be nothing to say; but when we perceive

the clergy, all over the country, striving for funds towards heaping

up of stone and brick and mortar, all intended towards the end of

aggrandising their own discredited order, and of again bringing about the

imprisonment of men’s consciences, we can only imagine that the devil

laughs and the Saviour grieves. Meanwhile, the great unfinished building

dominates the place, and its long unbroken roof helps to spoil the view

up-river, nearly two miles away.

If we may call Teddington a town, then, by comparison, Twickenham,

adjoining it, is a metropolis. All this Middlesex side of the river

is, in fact, spoiled, but the river itself, and the lawns and parks

fringing it, are, happily, little affected, and none, wandering along

the towing-paths, would suspect the existence of those great populations

on the other side of quite a narrow belt of trees. The only inkling of

them is when the wind sets from the streets and brings the strains of a

piano-organ, the cries of the hawkers, or the squeaking of tramcar-wheels

against curves, yelling like damned souls in torment.

[Illustration: A BUSY DAY, MOLESEY LOCK.]

The older part of Twickenham centres about the church, one of those pagan

eighteenth-century boxes of red and yellow and grey brick that are so

familiar along these outer fringes of London. The old church sank into

ruin in 1713, but the tower of it remains.

In the churchwardens’ accounts of some two hundred years ago we gain some

diverting glimpses of an older Twickenham. Thus, in 1698, we find, “Item:

Paid old Tomlins for fetching home the church-gates, being thrown into ye

Thames in ye night by drunkards, 2_s._ 6_d._”; and “Item: To Mr. Guisbey,

for curing Doll Bannister’s nose, 3_s._”

The old and slummy lanes that here lead down to the waterside are

bordered with houses that date back to the time of those entries.

In the church is a monument to Pope, with an epitaph written by himself,

“For one who would not be buried in Westminster Abbey”: the last scornful

effort of his bitter spirit. The stone in the floor that marks his actual

resting-place is covered over, and many therefore seek his grave in vain.

I have, in fact, myself thus vainly sought it; questing in the first

instance among the tombs in the churchyard, to the puzzlement of a group

of working-men engaged upon a job there.

“What you looking for, guv’nor?” asked one.

“I want to find Pope’s grave.”

“Don’t know the name,” said he. “’Ere, Bill”—raising his voice to one

of his mates a little way off—“d’ye know where a bloke named Pope is

berried?”

O! horror.

An epitaph upon Kitty Clive, the actress, who died in 1758, may be seen

here, among those to other notabilities.

From the crowded streets of Twickenham let us escape by means of

Twickenham Ferry. Crossing the river at this point, Twickenham is seen

at its best; for here the gardens of the three or four great mansions

that yet remain entirely mask the ravages of late years. But even so,

those who have known the scene from of old cannot look upon it altogether

without regrets for the noble cedars of the estate known as “Mount

Lebanon,” among the very finest—perhaps _the_ very finest—in the land,

wantonly cut down some few years since.

[Illustration: TEDDINGTON WEIR.]

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