V. Oxford as I See It

MY private station being that of a university professor, I was naturally

deeply interested in the system of education in England. I was therefore

led to make a special visit to Oxford and to submit the place to a

searching scrutiny. Arriving one afternoon at four o'clock, I stayed at

the Mitre Hotel and did not leave until eleven o'clock next morning.

The whole of this time, except for one hour spent in addressing the

undergraduates, was devoted to a close and eager study of the great

university. When I add to this that I had already visited Oxford in 1907

and spent a Sunday at All Souls with Colonel L. S. Amery, it will

be seen at once that my views on Oxford are based upon observations

extending over fourteen years.

At any rate I can at least claim that my acquaintance with the British

university is just as good a basis for reflection and judgment as that

of the numerous English critics who come to our side of the water. I

have known a famous English author to arrive at Harvard University in

the morning, have lunch with President Lowell, and then write a whole

chapter on the Excellence of Higher Education in America. I have known

another one come to Harvard, have lunch with President Lowell, and do an

entire book on the Decline of Serious Study in America. Or take the case

of my own university. I remember Mr. Rudyard Kipling coming to McGill

and saying in his address to the undergraduates at 2.30 P.M., "You

have here a great institution." But how could he have gathered this

information? As far as I know he spent the entire morning with Sir

Andrew Macphail in his house beside the campus, smoking cigarettes. When

I add that he distinctly refused to visit the Palaeontologic Museum,

that he saw nothing of our new hydraulic apparatus, or of our classes

in Domestic Science, his judgment that we had here a great institution

seems a little bit superficial. I can only put beside it, to redeem it

in some measure, the hasty and ill-formed judgment expressed by Lord

Milner, "McGill is a noble university": and the rash and indiscreet

expression of the Prince of Wales, when we gave him an LL.D. degree,

"McGill has a glorious future."

To my mind these unthinking judgments about our great college do harm,

and I determined, therefore, that anything that I said about Oxford

should be the result of the actual observation and real study based upon

a bona fide residence in the Mitre Hotel.

On the strength of this basis of experience I am prepared to make

the following positive and emphatic statements. Oxford is a noble

university. It has a great past. It is at present the greatest

university in the world: and it is quite possible that it has a great

future. Oxford trains scholars of the real type better than any other

place in the world. Its methods are antiquated. It despises science. Its

lectures are rotten. It has professors who never teach and students who

never learn. It has no order, no arrangement, no system. Its curriculum

is unintelligible. It has no president. It has no state legislature to

tell it how to teach, and yet,--it gets there. Whether we like it

or not, Oxford gives something to its students, a life and a mode of

thought, which in America as yet we can emulate but not equal.

If anybody doubts this let him go and take a room at the Mitre Hotel

(ten and six for a wainscotted bedroom, period of Charles I) and study

the place for himself.

These singular results achieved at Oxford are all the more surprising

when one considers the distressing conditions under which the students

work. The lack of an adequate building fund compels them to go on

working in the same old buildings which they have had for centuries.

The buildings at Brasenose College have not been renewed since the year

1525. In New College and Magdalen the students are still housed in the

old buildings erected in the sixteenth century. At Christ Church I was

shown a kitchen which had been built at the expense of Cardinal Wolsey

in 1527. Incredible though it may seem, they have no other place to cook

in than this and are compelled to use it to-day. On the day when I

saw this kitchen, four cooks were busy roasting an ox whole for the

students' lunch: this at least is what I presumed they were doing from

the size of the fire-place used, but it may not have been an ox; perhaps

it was a cow. On a huge table, twelve feet by six and made of slabs of

wood five inches thick, two other cooks were rolling out a game pie. I

estimated it as measuring three feet across. In this rude way, unchanged

since the time of Henry VIII, the unhappy Oxford students are fed. I

could not help contrasting it with the cosy little boarding houses

on Cottage Grove Avenue where I used to eat when I was a student at

Chicago, or the charming little basement dining-rooms of the students'

boarding houses in Toronto. But then, of course, Henry VIII never lived

in Toronto.

The same lack of a building-fund necessitates the Oxford students,

living in the identical old boarding houses they had in the sixteenth

and seventeenth centuries. Technically they are called "quadrangles,"

"closes" and "rooms"; but I am so broken in to the usage of my student

days that I can't help calling them boarding houses. In many of these

the old stairway has been worn down by the feet of ten generations of

students: the windows have little latticed panes: there are old names

carved here and there upon the stone, and a thick growth of ivy covers

the walls. The boarding house at St. John's College dates from 1509, the

one at Christ Church from the same period. A few hundred thousand pounds

would suffice to replace these old buildings with neat steel and brick

structures like the normal school at Schenectady, N.Y., or the Peel

Street High School at Montreal. But nothing is done. A movement was

indeed attempted last autumn towards removing the ivy from the walls,

but the result was unsatisfactory and they are putting it back. Any one

could have told them beforehand that the mere removal of the ivy would

not brighten Oxford up, unless at the same time one cleared the stones

of the old inscriptions, put in steel fire-escapes, and in fact brought

the boarding houses up to date.

But Henry VIII being dead, nothing was done. Yet in spite of its

dilapidated buildings and its lack of fire-escapes, ventilation,

sanitation, and up-to-date kitchen facilities, I persist in my assertion

that I believe that Oxford, in its way, is the greatest university

in the world. I am aware that this is an extreme statement and needs

explanation. Oxford is much smaller in numbers, for example, than the

State University of Minnesota, and is much poorer. It has, or had till

yesterday, fewer students than the University of Toronto. To mention

Oxford beside the 26,000 students of Columbia University sounds

ridiculous. In point of money, the 39,000,000 dollar endowment of the

University of Chicago, and the $35,000,000 one of Columbia, and the

$43,000,000 of Harvard seem to leave Oxford nowhere. Yet the peculiar

thing is that it is not nowhere. By some queer process of its own it

seems to get there every time. It was therefore of the very greatest

interest to me, as a profound scholar, to try to investigate just how

this peculiar excellence of Oxford arises.

It can hardly be due to anything in the curriculum or programme

of studies. Indeed, to any one accustomed to the best models of a

university curriculum as it flourishes in the United States and Canada,

the programme of studies is frankly quite laughable. There is

less Applied Science in the place than would be found with us in a

theological college. Hardly a single professor at Oxford would recognise

a dynamo if he met it in broad daylight. The Oxford student learns

nothing of chemistry, physics, heat, plumbing, electric wiring,

gas-fitting or the use of a blow-torch. Any American college student

can run a motor car, take a gasoline engine to pieces, fix a washer on a

kitchen tap, mend a broken electric bell, and give an expert opinion on

what has gone wrong with the furnace. It is these things indeed which

stamp him as a college man, and occasion a very pardonable pride in the

minds of his parents.

But in all these things the Oxford student is the merest amateur.

This is bad enough. But after all one might say this is only the

mechanical side of education. True: but one searches in vain in the

Oxford curriculum for any adequate recognition of the higher and more

cultured studies. Strange though it seems to us on this side of

the Atlantic, there are no courses at Oxford in Housekeeping, or in

Salesmanship, or in Advertising, or on Comparative Religion, or on

the influence of the Press. There are no lectures whatever on Human

Behaviour, on Altruism, on Egotism, or on the Play of Wild Animals.

Apparently, the Oxford student does not learn these things. This cuts

him off from a great deal of the larger culture of our side of the

Atlantic. "What are you studying this year?" I once asked a fourth year

student at one of our great colleges. "I am electing Salesmanship and

Religion," he answered. Here was a young man whose training was destined

inevitably to turn him into a moral business man: either that or

nothing. At Oxford Salesmanship is not taught and Religion takes the

feeble form of the New Testament. The more one looks at these things the

more amazing it becomes that Oxford can produce any results at all.

The effect of the comparison is heightened by the peculiar position

occupied at Oxford by the professors' lectures. In the colleges of

Canada and the United States the lectures are supposed to be a really

necessary and useful part of the student's training. Again and again I

have heard the graduates of my own college assert that they had got

as much, or nearly as much, out of the lectures at college as out of

athletics or the Greek letter society or the Banjo and Mandolin Club.

In short, with us the lectures form a real part of the college life. At

Oxford it is not so. The lectures, I understand, are given and may even

be taken. But they are quite worthless and are not supposed to have

anything much to do with the development of the student's mind. "The

lectures here," said a Canadian student to me, "are punk." I appealed to

another student to know if this was so. "I don't know whether I'd call

them exactly punk," he answered, "but they're certainly rotten." Other

judgments were that the lectures were of no importance: that nobody took

them: that they don't matter: that you can take them if you like: that

they do you no harm.

It appears further that the professors themselves are not keen on their

lectures. If the lectures are called for they give them; if not, the

professor's feelings are not hurt. He merely waits and rests his brain

until in some later year the students call for his lectures. There are

men at Oxford who have rested their brains this way for over thirty

years: the accumulated brain power thus dammed up is said to be

colossal.

I understand that the key to this mystery is found in the operations of

the person called the tutor. It is from him, or rather with him, that

the students learn all that they know: one and all are agreed on that.

Yet it is a little odd to know just how he does it. "We go over to his

rooms," said one student, "and he just lights a pipe and talks to us."

"We sit round with him," said another, "and he simply smokes and goes

over our exercises with us." From this and other evidence I gather that

what an Oxford tutor does is to get a little group of students together

and smoke at them. Men who have been systematically smoked at for four

years turn into ripe scholars. If anybody doubts this, let him go to

Oxford and he can see the thing actually in operation. A well-smoked man

speaks, and writes English with a grace that can be acquired in no other

way.

In what was said above, I seem to have been directing criticism against

the Oxford professors as such: but I have no intention of doing so. For

the Oxford professor and his whole manner of being I have nothing but

a profound respect. There is indeed the greatest difference between the

modern up-to-date American idea of a professor and the English type. But

even with us in older days, in the bygone time when such people as Henry

Wadsworth Longfellow were professors, one found the English idea; a

professor was supposed to be a venerable kind of person, with snow-white

whiskers reaching to his stomach. He was expected to moon around the

campus oblivious of the world around him. If you nodded to him he failed

to see you. Of money he knew nothing; of business, far less. He was, as

his trustees were proud to say of him, "a child."

On the other hand he contained within him a reservoir of learning of

such depth as to be practically bottomless. None of this learning was

supposed to be of any material or commercial benefit to anybody. Its use

was in saving the soul and enlarging the mind.

At the head of such a group of professors was one whose beard was even

whiter and longer, whose absence of mind was even still greater, and

whose knowledge of money, business, and practical affairs was below

zero. Him they made the president.

All this is changed in America. A university professor is now a busy,

hustling person, approximating as closely to a business man as he can

do it. It is on the business man that he models himself. He has a

little place that he calls his "office," with a typewriter machine and

a stenographer. Here he sits and dictates letters, beginning after the

best business models, "in re yours of the eighth ult., would say, etc.,

etc." He writes these letters to students, to his fellow professors, to

the president, indeed to any people who will let him write to them. The

number of letters that he writes each month is duly counted and set

to his credit. If he writes enough he will get a reputation as an

"executive," and big things may happen to him. He may even be asked

to step out of the college and take a post as an "executive" in a soap

company or an advertising firm. The man, in short, is a "hustler," an

"advertiser" whose highest aim is to be a "live-wire." If he is not, he

will presently be dismissed, or, to use the business term, be "let go,"

by a board of trustees who are themselves hustlers and live-wires. As to

the professor's soul, he no longer needs to think of it as it has been

handed over along with all the others to a Board of Censors.

The American professor deals with his students according to his lights.

It is his business to chase them along over a prescribed ground at a

prescribed pace like a flock of sheep. They all go humping together over

the hurdles with the professor chasing them with a set of "tests" and

"recitations," "marks" and "attendances," the whole apparatus obviously

copied from the time-clock of the business man's factory. This process

is what is called "showing results." The pace set is necessarily that

of the slowest, and thus results in what I have heard Mr. Edward Beatty

describe as the "convoy system of education."

In my own opinion, reached after fifty-two years of profound reflection,

this system contains in itself the seeds of destruction. It puts a

premium on dulness and a penalty on genius. It circumscribes that

latitude of mind which is the real spirit of learning. If we persist

in it we shall presently find that true learning will fly away from our

universities and will take rest wherever some individual and enquiring

mind can mark out its path for itself.

Now the principal reason why I am led to admire Oxford is that the place

is little touched as yet by the measuring of "results," and by this

passion for visible and provable "efficiency." The whole system at

Oxford is such as to put a premium on genius and to let mediocrity and

dulness go their way. On the dull student Oxford, after a proper lapse

of time, confers a degree which means nothing more than that he lived

and breathed at Oxford and kept out of jail. This for many students is

as much as society can expect. But for the gifted students Oxford offers

great opportunities. There is no question of his hanging back till the

last sheep has jumped over the fence. He need wait for no one. He may

move forward as fast as he likes, following the bent of his genius. If

he has in him any ability beyond that of the common herd, his tutor,

interested in his studies, will smoke at him until he kindles him into

a flame. For the tutor's soul is not harassed by herding dull students,

with dismissal hanging by a thread over his head in the class room. The

American professor has no time to be interested in a clever student. He

has time to be interested in his "deportment," his letter-writing, his

executive work, and his organising ability and his hope of promotion

to a soap factory. But with that his mind is exhausted. The student of

genius merely means to him a student who gives no trouble, who passes

all his "tests," and is present at all his "recitations." Such a student

also, if he can be trained to be a hustler and an advertiser, will

undoubtedly "make good." But beyond that the professor does not think

of him. The everlasting principle of equality has inserted itself in a

place where it has no right to be, and where inequality is the breath of

life.

American or Canadian college trustees would be horrified at the notion

of professors who apparently do no work, give few or no lectures and

draw their pay merely for existing. Yet these are really the only kind

of professors worth having,--I mean, men who can be trusted with a vague

general mission in life, with a salary guaranteed at least till their

death, and a sphere of duties entrusted solely to their own consciences

and the promptings of their own desires. Such men are rare, but a

single one of them, when found, is worth ten "executives" and a dozen

"organisers."

The excellence of Oxford, then, as I see it, lies in the peculiar

vagueness of the organisation of its work. It starts from the assumption

that the professor is a really learned man whose sole interest lies in

his own sphere: and that a student, or at least the only student with

whom the university cares to reckon seriously, is a young man who

desires to know. This is an ancient mediaeval attitude long since

buried in more up-to-date places under successive strata of compulsory

education, state teaching, the democratisation of knowledge and the

substitution of the shadow for the substance, and the casket for the

gem. No doubt, in newer places the thing has got to be so. Higher

education in America flourishes chiefly as a qualification for entrance

into a money-making profession, and not as a thing in itself. But in

Oxford one can still see the surviving outline of a nobler type of

structure and a higher inspiration.

I do not mean to say, however, that my judgment of Oxford is one

undiluted stream of praise. In one respect at least I think that Oxford

has fallen away from the high ideals of the Middle Ages. I refer to the

fact that it admits women students to its studies. In the Middle Ages

women were regarded with a peculiar chivalry long since lost. It was

taken for granted that their brains were too delicately poised to

allow them to learn anything. It was presumed that their minds were

so exquisitely hung that intellectual effort might disturb them. The

present age has gone to the other extreme: and this is seen nowhere more

than in the crowding of women into colleges originally designed for men.

Oxford, I regret to find, has not stood out against this change.

To a profound scholar like myself, the presence of these young women,

many of them most attractive, flittering up and down the streets of

Oxford in their caps and gowns, is very distressing.

Who is to blame for this and how they first got in I do not know. But I

understand that they first of all built a private college of their own

close to Oxford, and then edged themselves in foot by foot. If this is

so they only followed up the precedent of the recognised method in use

in America. When an American college is established, the women go and

build a college of their own overlooking the grounds. Then they put on

becoming caps and gowns and stand and look over the fence at the college

athletics. The male undergraduates, who were originally and by nature a

hardy lot, were not easily disturbed. But inevitably some of the senior

trustees fell in love with the first year girls and became convinced

that coeducation was a noble cause. American statistics show that

between 1880 and 1900 the number of trustees and senior professors who

married girl undergraduates or who wanted to do so reached a percentage

of,--I forget the exact percentage; it was either a hundred or a little

over.

I don't know just what happened at Oxford but presumably something of

the sort took place. In any case the women are now all over the

place. They attend the college lectures, they row in a boat, and

they perambulate the High Street. They are even offering a serious

competition against the men. Last year they carried off the ping-pong

championship and took the chancellor's prize for needlework, while in

music, cooking and millinery the men are said to be nowhere.

There is no doubt that unless Oxford puts the women out while there is

yet time, they will overrun the whole university. What this means to the

progress of learning few can tell and those who know are afraid to say.

Cambridge University, I am glad to see, still sets its face sternly

against this innovation. I am reluctant to count any superiority in the

University of Cambridge. Having twice visited Oxford, having made the

place a subject of profound study for many hours at a time, having twice

addressed its undergraduates, and having stayed at the Mitre Hotel,

I consider myself an Oxford man. But I must admit that Cambridge has

chosen the wiser part.

Last autumn, while I was in London on my voyage of discovery, a vote

was taken at Cambridge to see if the women who have already a private

college nearby, should be admitted to the university. They were

triumphantly shut out; and as a fit and proper sign of enthusiasm the

undergraduates went over in a body and knocked down the gates of the

women's college. I know that it is a terrible thing to say that any

one approved of this. All the London papers came out with headings

that read,--ARE OUR UNDERGRADUATES TURNING INTO BABOONS? and so on.

The Manchester Guardian draped its pages in black and even the London

Morning Post was afraid to take bold ground in the matter. But I do know

also that there was a great deal of secret chuckling and jubilation in

the London clubs. Nothing was expressed openly. The men of England have

been too terrorised by the women for that.

But in safe corners of the club, out of earshot of the waiters and away

from casual strangers, little groups of elderly men chuckled quietly

together. "Knocked down their gates, eh?" said the wicked old men to one

another, and then whispered guiltily behind an uplifted hand, "Serve 'em

right." Nobody dared to say anything outside. If they had some one would

have got up and asked a question in the House of Commons. When this is

done all England falls flat upon its face.

But for my part when I heard of the Cambridge vote, I felt as Lord

Chatham did when he said in parliament, "Sir, I rejoice that America

has resisted." For I have long harboured views of my own upon the

higher education of women. In these days, however, it requires no little

hardihood to utter a single word of criticism against it. It is like

throwing half a brick through the glass roof of a conservatory. It is

bound to make trouble. Let me hasten, therefore, to say that I believe

most heartily in the higher education of women; in fact, the higher the

better. The only question to my mind is: What is "higher education"

and how do you get it? With which goes the secondary enquiry, What is

a woman and is she just the same as a man? I know that it sounds a

terrible thing to say in these days, but I don't believe she is.

Let me say also that when I speak of coeducation I speak of what I

know. I was coeducated myself some thirty-five years ago, at the very

beginning of the thing. I learned my Greek alongside of a bevy of beauty

on the opposite benches that mashed up the irregular verbs for us very

badly. Incidentally, those girls are all married long since, and all

the Greek they know now you could put under a thimble. But of that

presently.

I have had further experience as well. I spent three years in the

graduate school of Chicago, where coeducational girls were as thick as

autumn leaves, and some thicker. And as a college professor at McGill

University in Montreal, I have taught mingled classes of men and women

for twenty years.

On the basis of which experience I say with assurance that the thing is

a mistake and has nothing to recommend it but its relative cheapness.

Let me emphasise this last point and have done with it. Coeducation is

of course a great economy. To teach ten men and ten women in a single

class of twenty costs only half as much as to teach two classes.

Where economy must rule, then, the thing has got to be. But where the

discussion turns not on what is cheapest, but on what is best, then the

case is entirely different.

The fundamental trouble is that men and women are different creatures,

with different minds and different aptitudes and different paths in

life. There is no need to raise here the question of which is superior

and which is inferior (though I think, the Lord help me, I know the

answer to that too). The point lies in the fact that they are different.

But the mad passion for equality has masked this obvious fact. When

women began to demand, quite rightly, a share in higher education, they

took for granted that they wanted the same curriculum as the men.

They never stopped to ask whether their aptitudes were not in various

directions higher and better than those of the men, and whether it might

not be better for their sex to cultivate the things which were best

suited to their minds. Let me be more explicit. In all that goes with

physical and mathematical science, women, on the average, are far below

the standard of men. There are, of course, exceptions. But they prove

nothing. It is no use to quote to me the case of some brilliant girl who

stood first in physics at Cornell. That's nothing. There is an elephant

in the zoo that can count up to ten, yet I refuse to reckon myself his

inferior.

Tabulated results spread over years, and the actual experience of those

who teach show that in the whole domain of mathematics and physics women

are outclassed. At McGill the girls of our first year have wept over

their failures in elementary physics these twenty-five years. It is time

that some one dried their tears and took away the subject.

But, in any case, examination tests are never the whole story. To those

who know, a written examination is far from being a true criterion of

capacity. It demands too much of mere memory, imitativeness, and the

insidious willingness to absorb other people's ideas. Parrots and crows

would do admirably in examinations. Indeed, the colleges are full of

them.

But take, on the other hand, all that goes with the aesthetic side of

education, with imaginative literature and the cult of beauty. Here

women are, or at least ought to be, the superiors of men. Women were in

primitive times the first story-tellers. They are still so at the cradle

side. The original college woman was the witch, with her incantations

and her prophecies and the glow of her bright imagination, and if

brutal men of duller brains had not burned it out of her, she would be

incanting still. To my thinking, we need more witches in the colleges

and less physics.

I have seen such young witches myself,--if I may keep the word: I like

it,--in colleges such as Wellesley in Massachusetts and Bryn Mawr in

Pennsylvania, where there isn't a man allowed within the three mile

limit. To my mind, they do infinitely better thus by themselves. They

are freer, less restrained. They discuss things openly in their classes;

they lift up their voices, and they speak, whereas a girl in such a

place as McGill, with men all about her, sits for four years as silent

as a frog full of shot.

But there is a deeper trouble still. The careers of the men and

women who go to college together are necessarily different, and the

preparation is all aimed at the man's career. The men are going to be

lawyers, doctors, engineers, business men, and politicians. And the

women are not.

There is no use pretending about it. It may sound an awful thing to say,

but the women are going to be married. That is, and always has been,

their career; and, what is more, they know it; and even at college,

while they are studying algebra and political economy, they have their

eye on it sideways all the time. The plain fact is that, after a girl

has spent four years of her time and a great deal of her parents' money

in equipping herself for a career that she is never going to have, the

wretched creature goes and gets married, and in a few years she has

forgotten which is the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle, and she

doesn't care. She has much better things to think of.

At this point some one will shriek: "But surely, even for marriage,

isn't it right that a girl should have a college education?" To which I

hasten to answer: most assuredly. I freely admit that a girl who knows

algebra, or once knew it, is a far more charming companion and a nobler

wife and mother than a girl who doesn't know x from y. But the point is

this: Does the higher education that fits a man to be a lawyer also fit

a person to be a wife and mother? Or, in other words, is a lawyer a wife

and mother? I say he is not. Granted that a girl is to spend four years

in time and four thousand dollars in money in going to college, why

train her for a career that she is never going to adopt? Why not give

her an education that will have a meaning and a harmony with the real

life that she is to follow?

For example, suppose that during her four years every girl lucky

enough to get a higher education spent at least six months of it in

the training and discipline of a hospital as a nurse. There is more

education and character making in that than in a whole bucketful of

algebra.

But no, the woman insists on snatching her share of an education

designed by Erasmus or William of Wykeham or William of Occam for the

creation of scholars and lawyers; and when later on in her home there is

a sudden sickness or accident, and the life or death of those nearest to

her hangs upon skill and knowledge and a trained fortitude in emergency,

she must needs send in all haste for a hired woman to fill the place

that she herself has never learned to occupy.

But I am not here trying to elaborate a whole curriculum. I am only

trying to indicate that higher education for the man is one thing, for

the woman another. Nor do I deny the fact that women have got to earn

their living. Their higher education must enable them to do that. They

cannot all marry on their graduation day. But that is no great matter.

No scheme of education that any one is likely to devise will fail in

this respect.

The positions that they hold as teachers or civil servants they would

fill all the better if their education were fitted to their wants.

Some few, a small minority, really and truly "have a

career,"--husbandless and childless,--in which the sacrifice is great

and the honour to them, perhaps, all the higher. And others no doubt

dream of a career in which a husband and a group of blossoming children

are carried as an appendage to a busy life at the bar or on the

platform. But all such are the mere minority, so small as to make no

difference to the general argument.

But there--I have written quite enough to make plenty of trouble except

perhaps at Cambridge University. So I return with relief to my general

study of Oxford. Viewing the situation as a whole, I am led then to the

conclusion that there must be something in the life of Oxford itself

that makes for higher learning. Smoked at by his tutor, fed in Henry

VIII's kitchen, and sleeping in a tangle of ivy, the student evidently

gets something not easily obtained in America. And the more I reflect

on the matter the more I am convinced that it is the sleeping in the ivy

that does it. How different it is from student life as I remember it!

When I was a student at the University of Toronto thirty years ago, I

lived,--from start to finish,--in seventeen different boarding houses.

As far as I am aware these houses have not, or not yet, been marked with

tablets. But they are still to be found in the vicinity of McCaul and

Darcy, and St. Patrick Streets. Any one who doubts the truth of what I

have to say may go and look at them.

I was not alone in the nomadic life that I led. There were hundreds

of us drifting about in this fashion from one melancholy habitation to

another. We lived as a rule two or three in a house, sometimes alone. We

dined in the basement. We always had beef, done up in some way after it

was dead, and there were always soda biscuits on the table. They used

to have a brand of soda biscuits in those days in the Toronto boarding

houses that I have not seen since. They were better than dog biscuits

but with not so much snap. My contemporaries will all remember them.

A great many of the leading barristers and professional men of Toronto

were fed on them.

In the life we led we had practically no opportunities for association

on a large scale, no common rooms, no reading rooms, nothing. We never

saw the magazines,--personally I didn't even know the names of them.

The only interchange of ideas we ever got was by going over to the Caer

Howell Hotel on University Avenue and interchanging them there.

I mention these melancholy details not for their own sake but merely to

emphasise the point that when I speak of students' dormitories, and the

larger life which they offer, I speak of what I know.

If we had had at Toronto, when I was a student, the kind of dormitories

and dormitory life that they have at Oxford, I don't think I would

ever have graduated. I'd have been there still. The trouble is that the

universities on our Continent are only just waking up to the idea of

what a university should mean. They were, very largely, instituted and

organised with the idea that a university was a place where young men

were sent to absorb the contents of books and to listen to lectures in

the class rooms. The student was pictured as a pallid creature, burning

what was called the "midnight oil," his wan face bent over his desk. If

you wanted to do something for him you gave him a book: if you wanted to

do something really large on his behalf you gave him a whole basketful

of them. If you wanted to go still further and be a benefactor to the

college at large, you endowed a competitive scholarship and set two or

more pallid students working themselves to death to get it.

The real thing for the student is the life and environment that

surrounds him. All that he really learns he learns, in a sense, by the

active operation of his own intellect and not as the passive recipient

of lectures. And for this active operation what he really needs most is

the continued and intimate contact with his fellows. Students must live

together and eat together, talk and smoke together. Experience shows

that that is how their minds really grow. And they must live together

in a rational and comfortable way. They must eat in a big dining room

or hall, with oak beams across the ceiling, and the stained glass in

the windows, and with a shield or tablet here or there upon the wall,

to remind them between times of the men who went before them and left

a name worthy of the memory of the college. If a student is to get from

his college what it ought to give him, a college dormitory, with the

life in common that it brings, is his absolute right. A university that

fails to give it to him is cheating him.

If I were founding a university--and I say it with all the seriousness

of which I am capable--I would found first a smoking room; then when I

had a little more money in hand I would found a dormitory; then after

that, or more probably with it, a decent reading room and a library.

After that, if I still had money over that I couldn't use, I would hire

a professor and get some text books.

This chapter has sounded in the most part like a continuous eulogy

of Oxford with but little in favour of our American colleges. I turn

therefore with pleasure to the more congenial task of showing what is

wrong with Oxford and with the English university system generally, and

the aspect in which our American universities far excell the British.

The point is that Henry VIII is dead. The English are so proud of

what Henry VIII and the benefactors of earlier centuries did for the

universities that they forget the present. There is little or nothing

in England to compare with the magnificent generosity of individuals,

provinces and states, which is building up the colleges of the United

States and Canada. There used to be. But by some strange confusion of

thought the English people admire the noble gifts of Cardinal Wolsey and

Henry VIII and Queen Margaret, and do not realise that the Carnegies

and Rockefellers and the William Macdonalds are the Cardinal Wolseys

of to-day. The University of Chicago was founded upon oil. McGill

University rests largely on a basis of tobacco. In America the world of

commerce and business levies on itself a noble tribute in favour of the

higher learning. In England, with a few conspicuous exceptions, such as

that at Bristol, there is little of the sort. The feudal families are

content with what their remote ancestors have done: they do not try to

emulate it in any great degree.

In the long run this must count. Of all the various reforms that are

talked of at Oxford, and of all the imitations of American methods that

are suggested, the only one worth while, to my thinking, is to capture

a few millionaires, give them honorary degrees at a million pounds

sterling apiece, and tell them to imagine that they are Henry the

Eighth. I give Oxford warning that if this is not done the place will

not last another two centuries.

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