Briton, assuage this futile rage!
Your curses are in vain.
You vow you'll go, but well I know
You'll cut to come again!
[Illustration: THE RETURN OF THE TOURIST]
[Illustration: ADVANTAGES OF A CLASSICAL EDUCATION
_Mr. Mould._ "Let it remain here, and I'll come back for it!"
_Chef de Gare._ "Je n'comprends pas, m'sieur!"
_Mrs. Mould._ "Try him in _Latin_, my love."
_Mr. Mould._ "All right. Look here, mossoo--_Requiescat in
pace--resurgam!_"
_Chef de Gare._ "Ah! parfaitement! Que ça reste ici, et puis vous
reviendrez!"]