A SENSIBLE SWISS OUTFIT

For a Swiss tour I should recommend the following outfit, A

dome-shaped celluloid hat for resisting the impact of avalanches; two

climbing suits of stout Welsh homespun or Irish frieze (do not make

the mistake of wounding the susceptibilities of the local _fauna_ by

choosing chamois leather, otherwise an excellent substance); hot-water

tube puttees and purpoise-hide brogues. A good supply of alpenstocks

and blue veils is indispensable. For hotel life, I recommend tourists

to take their own mosquito curtains, a pianola, and a portable

swimming-bath. The changes of temperature in Switzerland are so sudden

that one must be prepared for every emergency. If the noontide glare

has to be faced, bombazine bloomers will be found most refreshing.

But if the Matterhorn is to be scaled by moonlight you cannot be too

warmly clad.

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