9 P.M.--Have just matured our plan of attack.

10 P.M.--Glorious news! A triumphant victory! Our party, in single

file, made a descent upon the _table-d'hôte_, seized a large number of

_hors d'[oe]uvres_, and, after an hour's desperate fighting, secured

a large room on the top floor, where we are now safely barricaded for

the night! Hurrah!

* * *

AT DIEPPE.--_Edwin._ Awfully jolly here! Awfully jolly band! Awfully

jolly waltz! Awfully jolly, isn't it?

_Angelina._ Quite too awfully nice!

_Edwin._ Waltz over. Awfully nice moon! Awfully jolly to be a poet,

I should think. Say heaps of civil things about the moon, don't you

know! Rather jolly, eh? Tennyson, and that sort of thing, don't you

know?

_Angelina._ Yes, isn't he a perfect love?

_Edwin._ Yes--great fun. Next dance--square. Awfully stupid

things--squares, eh? You're not engaged?

_Angelina_ (_archly_). Not yet!

_Edwin._ Then let's sit it out.

[Illustration: PROVINCIAL MOSSOOS IN THEIR SUNDAY BEST]

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