[Illustration: L'ANGLAIS FIN-DE-SIÈCLE
_First Tripper_ (_in French Picture Gallery_). "What O! 'Erb! What
price this?"
_Gardien_ (_who quite understands him_). "Pardon, M'sieur, eet is not
'Watteau,' and eet is not for sale!"]
[Illustration:
_Tourist expostulates_: "Oh--h, come! Them seegar is poor
le--le--le--foomigaseong de mor-mem--yer fool!"]