CHAPTER II.

THE WHITE DYNASTY.

Let us now come down to a more modern epoch. From a cat imported by

Mademoiselle Aita de la Penuela, a young Spanish artist whose studies of

white Angoras adorned and still adorn the windows of the print-shops, we

obtained the tiniest possible kitten, which looked like one of those

puffs of swan’s-down which people use in rice-powder boxes. On account

of this immaculate whiteness, he received the name of Pierrot, which, as

he grew larger, was amplified into that of Don Pierrot de Navarre,—a

name infinitely more majestic and having a savor of real grandeur about

it. Don Pierrot, like all animals who are petted and spoiled grew up

charmingly amiable. He shared our family life with that enjoyment which

cats find in being admitted to the intimacies of the fire-side. Seated

in his wonted place beside the fire, he seemed always to understand the

conversation and to be interested in it. He followed the eyes of the

talkers, emitting from time to time a little mew, as if he too had

objections to make, and would like to add his opinion on the literary

topics which were usually the theme of our discourse. He adored books;

and whenever he found one lying open on the table he would seat himself

by it, looking earnestly at the pages, and sometimes gently turning one

with his claw. He usually finished by going to sleep, as soundly as

though he had in reality been reading a modern novel!

When we sat down to write he always jumped upon the writing-table, and

watched with a profound attention the point of the steel pen as it

scattered flies’ legs over the white surface of the paper, making a

little movement of his head at the beginning of each new line. Sometimes

he took a fancy to join in the work, and would try to get the pen away

from us, doubtless with the intention of using it in his turn; for he

was an æsthetic cat, like the cat Murr, described by Hoffman, and we

strongly suspected him of spending nights in some hidden gutter writing

his memoirs by the light of his own phosphoric eyes. Unfortunately these

lucubrations, if they ever existed, are forever lost.

Don Pierrot de Navarre would never settle himself to sleep till we had

come home. He always waited just inside the door, and, the moment we

stepped into the antechamber, rubbed himself against our legs, arching

his back, and purring in a joyous and friendly manner. Then he would

walk in, preceding us like a page, and no doubt with a very little

urging would have consented to carry the candlestick.

Having thus conducted us to our bedroom, he waited till we were

undressed, and then, jumping into bed, embraced our neck with his little

paws, rubbed his nose against ours, and licked us with a small pink

tongue, rough as a file, uttering meanwhile short, inarticulate cries,

which expressed as clearly as possible his joy at our return. Then,

having expressed his affection by these demonstrations, and the hour for

sleep being come, he would mount the head-board of the bed, and slumber

there, poised like a bird on a bough. As soon as we awoke in the morning

he would descend, and, stretching himself out close to us, wait quietly

till it was time to get up.

[Illustration: PIERROT.]

Midnight, in his opinion, was the hour at which it was our duty to

return to the house. Pierrot and the _concierge_ were entirely of one

mind on this point. Just then we had joined with a few friends in

getting up a little club, which we called “The Society of the Four

Candles,” from the fact that the room in which we met was lighted by

four candles in silver candlesticks, which were placed on four corners

of a table. Sometimes the talk became so engrossing that, like

Cinderella, we forgot the hour, at the risk of finding our carriages

changed into pumpkins and our coachmen into rats. Several times Pierrot

waited for our return until two or three o’clock in the morning; then

his feelings were so deeply hurt that he actually went to bed without

us. This dumb protest against our innocent irregularities was so

touching that afterwards we made a point of coming in punctually at

midnight; but Pierrot for a long while retained a grudge against us. He

wanted proof that our penitence was genuine; and not till time had

convinced him of the sincerity of our regret did he again take us into

favor, and resume his old position inside the door of the antechamber.

A cat’s friendship is a hard thing to conquer. Cats are philosophical

animals,—sedate, quiet, fixed in their habits, true believers in decency

and order, and not at all given to the bestowing of a thoughtless

affection. They will be your friends if you prove worthy of friendship;

but they will never be your slaves. Even in moments of tenderness a cat

preserves his freedom of will, and cannot be made to comply with demands

which seem to him unreasonable. But once he surrenders himself to you as

a friend, what absolute confidence he gives! what fidelity of affection!

He constitutes himself the companion of your solitary hours, of your

melancholy, of your work. He will pass whole evenings purring on your

knees, happy in your company, and forsaking that of animals of his own

species. In vain do enticing mews re-echo from the roofs, calling him to

join one of those cat-soirees where juicy red-herrings take the place of

tea: he will not be tempted away, and shares your vigil to the end. If

you put him on the floor, he jumps back to his place with a murmuring

noise which is like a soft reproach. Sometimes, standing near, he looks

at you with eyes so full of melting tenderness, so loving and so human,

that you are half-frightened; for it seems impossible that in such a

regard reason can be lacking.

Don Pierrot de Navarre had a companion of the same race, no less white

than himself. All the comparisons which we have heaped together in “The

symphony in white, major” cannot express the idea of this immaculate

snowiness, which makes even the fur of the ermine look yellow. This

second cat was named Seraphita, in honor of Balzac’s Swedenborgian

romance. Never did the heroine of that marvellous legend radiate a purer

whiteness, not even when, accompanied by Minna, she climbed the icy

peaks of the Falberg. Seraphita was of a contemplative and dreamy

disposition. She would lie for long hours on her cushion, not asleep,

but following, with an intense expression of the eyes, sights which were

invisible to common mortals. She liked to be caressed; but she caressed

in return only a favored few to whom her hard-won esteem was accorded.

She loved luxury; and it was always upon the softest chair and the piece

of stuff best calculated to show to advantage her swan-like fur that we

were sure to find her. Her toilet took an enormous deal of time; every

particle of her fur was made glossy each morning of her life. She washed

herself with her paws; and every hair of her coat, carefully brushed

with her rosy tongue, glistened like new silver. Whenever any one

stroked her, she instantly removed all trace of the contact: the least

untidiness disturbed her. Her elegance and distinction were truly

aristocratic: in the cat-world she must have ranked as a duchess at the

very least. She doted on perfumes, plunging her head into bouquets of

flowers, and nibbling with little quivers of satisfaction handkerchiefs

steeped in odors. She would walk up and down the dressing-table sniffing

at the essence bottles, and would willingly have allowed herself to be

dipped bodily into the scented rice-powder. Such was Seraphita, and

never did a cat better justify a poetical name.

About this time two of those counterfeit sailors who sell striped

table-covers, handkerchiefs woven of pineapple thread, and other foreign

commodities, chanced to pass through our street at Longchamps. They

carried in a tiny cage two Norway rats, with the prettiest pink eyes in

the world. White animals were a passion with us just then, and we

carried this passion so far that even our poultry-yard was stocked with

white cocks and hens. We bought the white rats, and had a large cage

made for them, with interior staircases which led to different

stories,—to dining-rooms, sleeping-chambers, and gymnasiums fitted up

with trapezes. In this cage they were happier and better lodged than

even the rat of La Fontaine in the middle of his Dutch cheese.

These pretty creatures—of which so many people, for reasons that we

cannot understand, have a silly fear—grew tame to an astonishing degree,

so soon as they became certain that no harm was intended them. They

allowed themselves to be stroked like kittens; and taking our finger

between their tiny pink paws, delicate to an ideal degree, would lick it

in a friendly way. They were usually let loose at the end of our meals,

and climbing on our arms, shoulders, and head, would dart in and out of

the sleeves of our jacket or dressing-gown with singular skill and

agility. The motive of all these exercises, so gracefully performed, was

to win leave to rummage among the remains of the dessert. Placed upon

the table, in the twinkling of an eye the pair would make away with

every walnut or hazel-nut, every dried raisin, every bit of sugar, which

remained. Nothing could be droller than the eager and furtive glances

which they cast about them while doing this, or their look of surprise

when they found themselves on the edge of the table-cloth. When a tiny

board was laid from the cage to the table, they would joyfully run

across it and store their plunder away in their private cupboard.

The couple multiplied rapidly, until whole families of equal whiteness

ascended and descended the staircases of the cage. At last we found

ourselves at the head of thirty rats, all so much at home with us that

when the weather was cold they burrowed in our pockets without the least

ceremony, and lay there, keeping themselves warm. Sometimes leaving open

the door of the Ratopolis, we would go up to the second floor of the

house, and give a whistle well known to our pupils. Then the tiny crew,

who with great difficulty could climb from one step of the stairs to the

other, would swarm upward, clutching the rail, pulling themselves along

by the balusters, following each other in a file with the regularity of

acrobats, up the steep road, down which occasionally one slipped, and

run to find us, uttering little cries and manifesting the liveliest joy.

We must now confess to an act of brutality. We had so often heard it

said that a rat’s tail resembled a pink worm and detracted from the

beauty of the animal, that at last we selected one from our menagerie,

and cut off the much-abused appendage. The little rat bore the operation

well, grew up bravely, and became a master rat, with a fine pair of

moustaches; but in spite of being lightened of the weight of his caudal

extremity, he was always less agile than his companions, was wary in

gymnastic exercises, and frequently experienced a tumble. When the troop

ran up the staircase, he invariably came last; and he always had the air

of an acrobat who is testing his tight-rope and is not quite sure of his

balance. This experiment convinced us of the usefulness of a tail to

rats. It holds them in equilibrium as they run along cornices and narrow

projections. When they swiftly turn to right or left the tail turns too,

serving as a counterpoise; and this is the cause of the perpetual wiggle

which characterizes it. Nature seldom makes a superfluous thing, and for

this reason we should be very cautious in trying to improve her

handiwork.

You will doubtless wonder how our rats and cats, creatures so totally

unsympathetic,—one in fact being the natural prey of the other,—managed

to live together. In the most amicable way imaginable. The cats never

showed their claws to the rats; the rats never exhibited the least fear

or distrust of the cats. This conduct on the part of the cats was

thoroughly sincere, and never once were the rats called upon to mourn

the death of a comrade. Don Pierrot de Navarre showed the tenderest

affection for these tiny neighbors. He would lie down by the cage for

hours together, watching them at play. If by accident the door of the

room was shut, he would scratch and softly mew to have it opened, that

he might rejoin his little white friends, who not infrequently would

come from their cage and go to sleep by his side. Seraphita, of a

loftier nature than he, and not so fond of the musky odor of rats, never

took part in these games; but she did the rats no harm, and suffered

them to pass before her without once extending a claw.

The end of these rats was strange enough. One sultry day in summer when

the thermometer marked the ordinary heat of Senegal, their cage was

placed in the garden, under the shade of a vine-covered arbor; for they

seemed to suffer from the heat. A heavy storm came up, with great gusts

of wind, lightning and rain. The tall poplars on the river’s bank bent

like reeds. Armed with an umbrella, we were on the point of going out to

look for our pets, when a vivid lightning flash, which seemed to split

the very depths of the heavens, stopped us on the first step of the

flight which led from the terrace to the garden. A tremendous

thunder-clap followed, louder than the discharge of a hundred cannon.

The shock was so violent that we were almost thrown down by it.

After this explosion the storm grew a little calmer; and hastening to

the arbor we found the thirty-two rats lying with their paws in the air,

all killed by the same thunderbolt.

The wire of their cage had without doubt attracted the lightning. Thus

perished together, as they had lived together, thirty-two Norway

rats,—an enviable death, and one not often granted by implacable fate!

[Illustration: THE BLACK DYNASTY.]

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