The following particulars of my person may be of assistance:--

Race: Scottish.

Height: 5 feet 11 inches.

Weight: 11 stone.

Hair: Dark.

Eyes: Blue.

Nose: Aquiline.

Age: 27 years.

I shall be happy to furnish any further information which the

Society may require.

I am, Sir,

Your obedient Servant,

JOHN CROMARTIE.

When he had gone out and posted this letter Mr. Cromartie felt at peace,

and he prepared for the reply with much less anxiety than most young men

would have felt in such a situation.

It would be tedious to describe at any length how this letter was

received by a deputy in the absence of the secretary, and how it was by

him communicated to the working committee on the following Wednesday. It

may, however, be of interest to note that Mr. Cromartie’s offer would in

all probability have been rejected had it not been for Mr. Wollop. He

was a gentleman of advanced years who was not popular with his fellow

members. Mr. Cromartie’s letter, for some reason, threw him into a

paroxysm of rage.

This was a deliberate insult, he declared. This was no laughing matter.

It was a matter which must and should and should and must, without

question, be wiped out by legal proceedings. It would expose the Society

to ridicule if they took it lying down. This and much more in the same

strain gave the rest of the committee time to turn the thing over in

their minds.

One or two first took the opposite view from Mr. Wollop from mere habit;

the Chairman observed that the presence of such an interesting

correspondent as Mr. Cromartie could not fail to be a great attraction

and would increase the gate-money; it was not, however, until Mr. Wollop

threatened to resign that the thing was done.

Mr. Wollop withdrew, and a letter was drafted to Cromartie informing him

that the committee were inclined to accept his proposal, and asking for

a personal interview.

This interview took place the following Saturday, by which time the

committee had become convinced that a specimen of _Homo sapiens_ ought

certainly to be acquired, though it was not convinced that Mr. Cromartie

was the right man, and Mr. Wollop had retired to Wollop Bottom, his

rustic seat.

The personal interview was entirely satisfactory to both sides, and Mr.

Cromartie’s reservations were accepted without demur. These dealt with

food and drink, clothing, medical attention, and one or two luxuries

which he was to receive. Thus he was to be allowed to order his own

meals, see his own tailor, be visited by his own doctor, dentist, and

legal advisers. He was to be allowed to administer his own income, which

amounted to about £300 a year, neither was objection to be raised to his

having a library in his cage, and writing materials.

The Zoological Society on their side stipulated that he should not

contribute to the daily or weekly press; that he should not entertain

visitors while the Gardens were open to the public; and that he should

be subject to the usual discipline, as though he were one of the

ordinary creatures.

A few days served to prepare the cage for his reception. It was in the

Ape-house, behind which a larger room was furnished for his bedroom,

with a bath and lavatory fixed behind a wooden partition. He was

admitted on the following Sunday afternoon, and introduced to his keeper

Collins, who also looked after the Orang-outang, the Gibbon, and the

Chimpanzee.

Collins shook hands and said that he would do all he could to make him

comfortable, but it was obvious that he was embarrassed, and strangely

enough this embarrassment did not diminish as time went on. His

relations with Cromartie always remained formal, and were characterised

by the most absolute politeness, which, needless to say, Cromartie

scrupulously returned.

The cage had been thoroughly cleansed and disinfected, a plain carpet

had been laid down, and it was furnished with a table where Cromartie

had his meals, an upright chair, an armchair, and at the back of the

cage a bookcase. Nothing but the wire-netting front and sides separating

him from the Chimpanzee on one side, and the Orang-outang on the other,

distinguished it from a gentleman’s study. Greater magnificence

characterised the furniture of his bedroom, where he found that he had

been provided with every possible comfort. A French bed, a wardrobe, a

cheval glass, a dressing-table with mirrors in gilt and satinwood,

combined to make him feel at home.

John Cromartie employed Sunday evening in unpacking his belongings,

including his books, as he wished to appear an established institution

by the time visitors arrived on the Monday. For this purpose he was

given an oil lamp, as the electric wiring had not been completed for the

cage.

When he had been busy for a short time he looked about and found

something very strange in his situation. In the dimly-lit cage on his

right the Chimpanzee moved uneasily; on the other side he could not see

the Orang-outang, which must have been hiding in some corner. Outside,

the passage was in darkness. He was locked in. At intervals he could

hear the cries of different beasts, though he could rarely tell which it

was from the cry. Several times he made out the howl of a wolf, and once

the roar of a lion. Later the screaming and howling of wild animals

became louder and almost incessant.

Long after he had arranged all his books in the shelves and had gone to

bed, he lay awake listening to the strange noises. The clamour died

away, but he lay waiting for the occasional laugh of the hyæna or the

roar of the hippopotamus.

In the morning he was woken early by Collins, who came to ask him what

he would have for breakfast and during the day, and added that workmen

had come to fix a board at the front of his cage. Cromartie asked if he

might see it, and Collins brought it in.

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