CHAPTER XV. SOME OF THE PLEASURES OF PROPERTY.

In the small, but most comfortable apartment of the Lodge, which in

virtue of its book-shelves and smartly bound volumes was termed “the

Study,” sat Sir Marmaduke Travers. Before him was a table covered with

writing materials, books, pamphlets, prints, and drawings; his great

arm-chair was the very ideal of lounging luxury, and in the soft carpet

his slippered feet were almost hidden. Through the window at his right

hand, an alley in the beech-wood opened a view of mountain scenery, it

would have been difficult to equal in any country of Europe. In a

word, it was a very charming little chamber, and might have excited the

covetousness of those whose minds must minister to their maintenance,

and who rarely pursue their toilsome task, save debarred from every

sound and sight that might foster imagination. How almost invariably

is this the case! Who has not seen, a hundred times over, some perfect

little room, every detail of whose economy seemed devised to sweeten the

labour of the mind, teeming with its many appliances for enjoyment, yet

encouraging thought more certainly than ministering to luxury--with its

cabinet pictures, its carvings, its antique armour, suggestive in turn

of some passage in history, or some page in fiction;--who has not seen

these devoted to the half hour lounge over a newspaper, or the tiresome

examination of house expenditure with the steward, while he, whose

mental flights were soaring midway 'twixt earth and heaven, looked

out from some gloomy and cobwebbed pane upon a forest of chimneys,

surrounded by all the evils of poverty, and tortured by the daily

conflict with necessity.

Here sat Sir Marmaduke, a great volume like a ledger open before him, in

which, from time to time, he employed himself in making short memoranda.

Directly in front of him stood, in an attitude of respectful attention,

a man of about five-and-forty years of age, who, although dressed in an

humble garb, had yet a look of something above the common; his features

were homely, but intelligent, and though a quick sharp glance shot from

his grey eye when he spoke, yet in his soft, smooth voice the words came

forth with a measured calm, that served to indicate a patient and gentle

disposition. His frame betokened strength, while his face was pale and

colourless, and without the other indications of active health in his

gait and walk, would have implied a delicacy of constitution. This

was Sam Wylie the sub-agent--one whose history may be told in a few

words:--His father had been a butler in the O'Donoghue house, where he

died, leaving his son, a mere child, as a legacy to his master. The boy,

however, did not turn out well; delinquencies of various kinds--theft

among the number--were discovered against him; and after many, but

ineffectual efforts, to reclaim him, he was turned off, and advised, as

he wished to escape worse, to leave the county. He took the counsel, and

did so; nor for many a year after was he seen or heard of. A report ran

that he passed fourteen years in transportation; but however that might

be, when he next appeared in Kerry, it was in the train of a civil

engineer, come to make surveys of the county. His cleverness and skill

in this occupation recommended him to the notice of Hemsworth, who soon

after appointed him as bailiff, and, subsequently, sub-agent on the

estate; and in this capacity he had now served about fifteen years, to

the perfect satisfaction, and with the full confidence of his chief. Of

his “antecedents,” Sir Marmaduke knew nothing; he was only aware of

the implicit trust Hemsworth had in him, and his own brief experience

perfectly concurred in the justice of the opinion. He certainly found

him intelligent, and thoroughly well-informed on all connected with the

property. When questioned, his answers were prompt, direct, and to the

purpose; and to one of Sir Marmaduke's business habits, this quality

possessed merit of the highest order. If he had a fault with him, it was

one he could readily pardon--a leniency towards the people--a desire

to palliate their errors and extenuate their failings--and always

to promise well for the future, even when the present looked least

auspicious. His hearty concurrence with all the old baronet's plans for

improvement were also highly in his favour; and already Wylie was looked

on as “a very acute fellow, and with really wonderful shrewdness for his

station;” as if any of that acuteness or that shrewdness, so estimated,

could have its growth in a more prolific soil, than in the heart and

mind of one bred and reared among the people; who knew their habits,

their tone of thinking, their manners, and their motives--not through

any false medium of speculation and theory, but practically, innately,

instinctively--who had not studied the peasantry like an algebraic

formula, or a problem iu Euclid, but read them, as they sat beside their

turf fires, in the smoke of their mud hovels, cowering from the cold

of winter, and gathering around the scanty meal of potatoes--the only

tribute they had not rendered to the landlord.

“Roger Sweeny,” said Sir Marmaduke--“Roger Sweeny complains of his

distance from the bog; he cannot draw his turf so easily, as when he

lived on that swamp below the lake; but I think the change ought to

recompense him for the inconvenience.”

“He's a Ballyvourney man, your honour,” said Sam, placidly, “and if you

couldn't bring the turf up to his door, and cut it for him, and stack

it, and carry a creel of it inside, to make the fire, he'd not be

content.”

“Oh, that's it--is it?” said Sir Marmaduke, accepting an explanation he

was far from thoroughly understanding. “Then here's Jack Heffernan--what

does this fellow mean by saying that a Berkshire pig is no good?”

“He only means, your honour, that he's too good for the place, and wants

better food than the rest of the family.”

“The man's a fool, and must learn better. Lord Mudford told me that he

never saw such an excellent breed, and his swine-herd is one of the

most experienced fellows in England. Widow Mul--Mul--what?” said

he, endeavouring to spell an unusually long name in the book before

him--“Mulla----”

“Mullahedert, your honour,” slipped in Wylie, “a very dacent crayture.”

“Then why won't she keep those bee-hives; can't she see what an

excellent thing honey is in a house--if one of her children was sick,

for instance?”

“True for you, sir,” said Sam, without the slightest change of feature.

“It is wonderful how your honour can have the mind to think of these

things--upon my word, it's surprising.”

“Samuel M'Elroy refuses to drain the field--does he?”

“No, sir; but he says the praties isn't worth digging out of dry ground,

nor never does grow to any size. He's a Ballyvourney man, too, sir.”

“Oh, is he?” said Sir Marmaduke, accepting this as a receipt in full for

any degree of eccentricity.

“Shamus M'Gillicuddy--heavens what a name! This Shamus appears a very

desperate fellow; he beat a man the other evening, coming back from the

market.”

“It was only a neighbour, sir; they live fornint each other.”

“A neighbour! but bless my heart, that makes it worse.”

“Sure, sir, it was nothing to speak of; it was Darby Lenahan said your

honour's bull was a pride to the place, and Shamus said the O'Donoghue's

was a finer baste any day; and from one word they came to another,

and the end of it was, Lenahan got a crack on the scull that laid him

Quivering on the daisies.”

“Savage ruffian, that Shamus; I'll keep a sharp eye on him.”

“Faix, and there's no need--he's a Ballyvourney man.”

The old baronet looked up from his large volume, and seemed for a moment

undecided whether he should not ask the meaning of a phrase, which,

occurring at every moment, appeared most perplexing in signification;

but the thought that by doing so, he should confess his ignorance before

the sub-agent, deterred him, and he resolved to leave the interpretation

to time and his own ingenuity.

“What of this old fellow, who has the mill?--has he consented to have

the overshot wheel?”

“He tried it on Tuesday, sir,” said Sam, with an almost imperceptible

smile, “and the sluice gave way, and carried off the house and the end of

the barn into the tail race. He's gone in, to take an action again your

honour for the damages.”

“Ungrateful rascal! I told him I'd be at the whole expense myself, and I

explained the great saving of water the new wheel would ensure him.”

“True, indeed, sir; but as the stream never went dry for thirty years,

the ould idiot thought it would last his time. Begorra, he had enough of

water on Tuesday, anyhow.”

“He's a Ballyvourney man, isn't he?”

“He is sir,” replied Wylie, with the gravity of a judge.

Another temptation crossed Sir Marmaduke's mind, but he withstood it,

and went on--

“The mountain has then been divided as I ordered, has it?”

“Yes, sir; the lines were all marked out before Saturday.”

“Well, I suppose the people were pleased to know, that they have, each,

their own separate pasturage?”

“Indeed, and, sir, I won't tell you a lie--they are not; they'd rather

it was the ould way still.”

“What, have I taken all this trouble for nothing then?--is it possible

that they'd rather have their cattle straying wild about the country,

than see them grazing peaceably on their own land?”

“That's just it, sir; for, you see, when they had the mountain among

them, they fed on what they could get; one, had maybe a flock of goats,

another, maybe a sheep or two, a heifer, an ass, or a bullsheen.

“A what?”

“A little bull, your honour; and they didn't mind if one had more nor

another, nor where they went, for the place was their own; but now.

that it is all marked out and divided, begorra, if a beast is got

trespassing, out comes some one with a stick, and wallops him back

again, and then the man that owns him, natural enough, would'nt see

shame on his cow, or whatever it was, and that leads to a fight; and

faix, there's not a day now, but there's blood spilt over the same

boundaries.”

“They're actually savages!” said Sir Marmaduke, as he threw his

spectacles over his forehead, and dropped his pen from his fingers in

mute amazement; “I never heard--I never read of such a people.”

“They're Ballyvourney men,” chimed in Wylie, assentively.

“D---- d---”

Sir Marmaduke checked himself suddenly, for the idea flashed on him that

he ought at least to know what he was cursing, and so he abstained from

such a perilous course, and resumed his search in the big volume. Alas!

his pursuit of information was not more successful as he proceeded:

every moment disclosed some case, where, in his honest efforts to

improve the condition of the people, from ignorance of their habits,

from total unconsciousness of the social differences of two nations,

essentially unlike, he discovered the failure of his plans, and

unhesitatingly ascribed to the prejudices of the peasantry, what with

more justice might have been charged against his own unskilfulness. He

forgot that a people long neglected cannot at once be won back--that

confidence is a plant of slow growth; but more than all, he lost

sight of the fact, that to engraft the customs and wants of richer

communities, upon a people sunk in poverty and want--to introduce among

them new and improved modes of tillage--to inculcate notions which

have taken ages to grow up to maturity, in more favoured lands, must be

attended with failure and disappointment. On both sides the elements

of success were wanting. The peasantry saw--for, however strange it may

seem, through every phase of want and wretchedness their intelligence

and apprehension suffer no impairment--they saw his anxiety to serve

them, they believed him to be kind-hearted and well-wishing, but they

knew him to be also wrong-headed and ignorant of the country, and what

he gained on the score of good feeling, he lost on the score of good

sense; and Paddy, however humble his lot, however hard his condition,

has an innate reverence for ability, and can rarely feel attachment

to the heart, where he has not felt respect for the head. It is not a

pleasant confession to make, yet one might explain it without detriment

to the character of the people, but assuredly, popularity in Ireland

would seem to depend far more on intellectual resources, than on moral

principle and rectitude. Romanism has fostered this feeling, so natural

is it to the devotee to regard power and goodness as inseparable, and to

associate the holiness of religion, with the sway and influence of the

priesthood. If the tenantry regarded the landlord as a simple-hearted,

crotchety old gentleman with no harm in him, the landlord believed them

to be almost incurably sunk in barbarism and superstition. Their native

courtesy in declining to accept suggestions they never meant to

adopt, he looked on as duplicity; he could not understand that the

matter-of-fact sternness of English expression has no parallel here;

that politeness, as they understood it, has a claim, to which truth

itself may be sacrificed; and he was ever accepting in a literal

sense, what the people intended to be received with its accustomed

qualification.

But a more detrimental result followed than even these: the truly

well-conducted and respectable portion of the tenantry felt ashamed to

adopt plans and notions they knew inapplicable and unsuited to their

condition; they therefore stood aloof, and by their honest forbearance

incurred the reproach of obstinacy and barbarism; while the idle, the

lazy, and the profligate, became converts to any doctrine or class of

opinion, which promised an easy life and the rich man's favour. These,

at first sight, found favour with him, as possessing more intelligence

and tractibility than their neighbours, and for them, cottages were

built, rents abated, improved stock introduced, and a hundred devices

organized to make them an example for all imitation. Unhappily the

conditions of the contract were misconceived: the people believed that

all the landlord required was a patient endurance of his benevolence;

they never reckoned on any reciprocity in duty; they never dreamed that

a Swiss cottage cannot be left to the fortunes of a mud cabin; that

stagnant pools before the door, weed-grown fields, and broken fences,

harmonize ill with rural pailings, drill cultivation, and trim hedges.

They took all they could get, but assuredly they never understood the

obligation of repayment. They thought (not very unreasonably perhaps),

“it's the old gentleman's hobby that we should adopt a number of habits

and customs we were never used to--live in strange houses and work with

strange tools. Be it so; we are willing to gratify him,” said they, “but

let him pay for his whistle.”

He, on the other hand, thought they were greedily adopting what they

only endured, and deemed all converts to his opinion who lived on his

bounty. Hence, each morning presented an array of the most worthless,

irreclaimable of the tenantry around his door, all eagerly seeking to

be included in some new scheme of regeneration, by which they understood

three meals a day and nothing to do.

How to play off these two distinct and very opposite classes, Mr. Sam

Wylie knew to perfection; and while he made it appear that one portion

of the tenantry whose rigid rejection of Sir Marmaduke's doctrines

proceeded from a sturdy spirit of self-confidence and independence,

were a set of wild, irreclaimable savages; he softly insinuated his

compliments on the success in other quarters, while, in his heart he

well knew what results were about to happen.

“They're here now, sir,” said Wylie, as he glanced through the window

towards the lawn, where, with rigid punctuality Sir Marmaduke each

morning held his levee; and where, indeed, a very strange and motley

crowd appeared.

The old baronet threw up the sash, and as he did so, a general mar-mur

of blessings and heavenly invocations met his ears--sounds, that if

one were to judge from his brightening eye and beaming countenance, he

relished well. No longer, however, as of old, suppliant, and entreating,

with tremulous voice and shrinking gaze did they make their advances.

These people were now enlisted in his army of “regenerators”; they were

converts to the landlords manifold theories of improved agriculture,

neat cottages, pig-styes, dove-cots, bee-hives, and heaven knows what

other suggestive absurdity, ease and affluence ever devised to plate

over the surface of rude and rugged misery.

“The Lord bless your honour every morning you rise, 'tis the iligant

little place ye gave me to live in. Musha, 'tis happy and comfortable

I do be every night, now, barrin' that the slates does be falling

betimes--bad luck to them for slates, one of them cut little Joe's head

this morning, and I brought him up for a bit of a plaster.”

This was the address of a stout, middle-aged woman, with a man's great

coat around her in lieu of a cloak.

“Slates falling--why doesn't your husband fasten them on again? he said

he was a handy fellow, and could do any thing about a house.”

“It was no lie then; Thady Morris is a good warrant for a job any day,

and if it was thatch was on it----”

“Thatch--why, woman, I'll have no thatch; I don't want the cabins burned

down, nor will I have them the filthy hovels they used to be.”

“Why would your honour?--sure there's rayson and sinse agin it,” was the

chorus of all present, while the woman resumed--

“Well, he tried that same too, your honour, and if he did, by my sowl,

it was worse for him, for when he seen the slates going off every minit

with the wind, he put the harrow on the top--”

“The harrow--put the harrow on the roof?”

“Just so--wasn't it natural? But as sure as the wind riz, down came the

harrow, and stript every dirty kippeen of a slate away with it.”

“So the roof is off,” said Sir Marmaduke with stifled rage.

“Tis as clean as my five fingers, the same rafters,” said she with

unmoved gravity.

“This is too bad--Wylie, do you hear this?” said the old gentleman, with

a face dark with passion.

“Aye,” chorused in some half dozen friends of the woman--“nothing stands

the wind like the thatch.”

Wylie whispered some words to his master, and by a side gesture,

motioned to the woman to take her departure. The hint was at once taken,

and her place immediately filled by another. This was a short little

old fellow, in yellow rags, his face concealed by a handkerchief,

on removing which, he discovered a countenance that bore no earthly

resemblance to that of a human being: the eyes were entirely concealed

by swollen masses of cheek and eye-lid--the nose might have been eight

noses--and the round immense lips, and the small aperture between,

looked like the opening in a ballot-box.

“Who is this?--what's the matter here?” said Sir Marmaduke, as he stared

in mingled horror and astonishment at the object before him.

“Faix, ye may well ax,” said the little man, in a thick guttural voice.

“Sorra one of the neighbours knew me this morning. I'm Tim M'Garrey, of

the cross-roads.”

“What has happened to you then?” asked Sir Marmaduke, somewhat ruffled

by the sturdy tone of the ragged fellow's address.

“'Tis your own doing, then--divil a less--you may be proud of your

work.”

“My doing!--how do you dare to say so?”

“'Tis no darin' at all--'tis thrue, as I'm here. Them bloody beehives

you made me take home wid me, I put them in a corner of the house, and

by bad luck it was the pig's corner, and, sorra bit, but she rooted them

out, and upset them, and with that, the varmint fell upon us all, and

it was two hours before we killed them--divil such a fight ever ye seen:

Peggy had the beetle, and I the griddle, for flattening them agin the

wall, and maybe we didn't work hard, while the childer was roarin' and

bawlin' for the bare life.”

“Gracious mercy, would this be credited?--could any man conceive

barbarism like this?” cried Sir Marmaduke, as with uplifted hands he

stood overwhelmed with amazement.

Wylie again whispered something, and again telegraphed to the applicant

to move off; but the little man stood his ground and continued. “'Twas

a heifer you gave Tom Lenahan, and it's a dhroll day, the M'Garrey's

warn't as good as the Lenahans, to say we'd have nothing but bees, and

them was to get a dacent baste!”

“Stand aside, sir,” said Sir Marmaduke; “Wylie has got my orders about

you. Who is this?”

“Faix, me, sir--Andrew Maher. I'm come to give your honour the key--I

couldn't stop there any longer.”

“What! not stay in that comfortable house, with the neat shop I had

built and stocked for you? What does this mean?”

“'Tis just that, then, your honour--the house is a nate little place,

and barrin' the damp, and the little grate, that won't burn turf at all,

one might do well enough in it; but the shop is the divil entirely.”

“How so--what's wrong about it?”

“Every thing's wrong about it. First and foremost, your honour, the

neighbours has no money; and though they might do mighty well for want

of tobacco, and spirits, and bohea, and candles, and soap, and them

trifles, as long as they never came near them, throth they couldn't have

them there fornint their noses, without wishing for a taste; and so one

comes in for a pound of sugar, and another wants a ha' porth of nails,

or a piece of naygar-head, or an ounce of starch--and divil a word they

have, but 'put it in the book, Andy.' By my conscience, it's a quare

book would hould it all.”

“But they'll pay in time--they'll pay when they sell the crops.”

“Bother! I ax yer honour's pardon--I was manin' they'd see me far enough

first. Sure, when they go to market, they'll have the rint, and the

tithe, and the taxes; and when that's done, and they get a sack of seed

potatoes for next year, I'd like to know where's the money that's to

come to me?”

“Is this true, Wylie?--are they as poor as this?” asked Sir Marmaduke.

Wylie's answer was still a whispered one.

“Well,” said Andy, with a sigh, “there's the key any way. I'd rather be

tachin' the gaffers again, than be keeping the same shop.”

These complaints were followed by others, differing in kind and

complexion, but all, agreeing in the violence with which they were

urged, and all, inveighing against “the improvements” Sir Marmaduke was

so interested in carrying forward. To hear them, you would suppose that

the grievances suggested by poverty and want, were more in unison with

comfort and enjoyment, than all the appliances wealth can bestow: and

that the privations to which habit has inured us, are sources of greater

happiness, than we often feel in the use of unrestricted liberty.

Far from finding any contented, Sir Marmaduke only saw a few among the

number, willing to endure his bounties, as the means of obtaining other

concessions they desired more ardently. They would keep their cabins

clean, if any thing was to be made by it: they'd weed their potatoes, if

Sir Marmaduke would only offer a price for the weeds. In fact, they

were ready to engage in any arduous pursuit of cleanliness, decency, and

propriety, but it must be for a consideration. Otherwise, they saw

no reason for encountering labour, which brought no requital; and

the _real_ benefits offered to them, came so often associated with

newfangled and absurd innovations, that, both became involved in the

same disgrace, and both sunk in the same ridicule together. These

were the refuse of the tenantry; for we have seen that the independent

feeling of the better class held them aloof from all the schemes of

“improvement,” which the others, by participating in, contaminated.

Sir Marmaduke might, then, be pardoned, if he felt some sinking of

the heart at his failure; and, although encouraged by his daughter to

persevere in his plan to the end, more than once he was on the brink of

abandoning the field in discomfiture, and confessing that the game was

above his skill. Had he but taken one-half the pains to learn something

of national character, that he bestowed on his absurd efforts to fashion

it to his liking, his success might have been different. He would, at

least, have known how to distinguish between the really deserving,

and the unworthy recipients of his bounty--between the honest and

independent peasant, earning his bread by the sweat of his brow, and the

miserable dependant, only seeking a life of indolence, at any sacrifice

of truth or character; and even this knowledge, small as it may seem,

will go far in appreciating the difficulties which attend all attempts

at Irish social improvement, and explain much of the success or failure

observable in different parts of the country. But Sir Marmaduke fell

into the invariable error of his countrymen--he first suffered

himself to be led captive, by “blarney,” and when heartily sick of the

deceitfulness and trickery of those who employed it, coolly sat down

with the conviction, that there was no truth in the land.

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