THE LAST GLIMPSE OF A WELL-KNOWN FIGURE IN SOCIETY

The eternal flames curled and writhed, thrusting out their voracious

tongues. There was a great roaring and hissing, and everywhere the

shrieking of damned and tortured souls.

Mrs Bilkington-Biggs, late of Mayfair and ‘The Laurels,’ Bucks., was

chatting to various acquaintances in that sprightly fashion which made

her one of Society’s most charming hostesses.

‘What! You here’--she prattled, ‘so delightful, I’m sure.--Yes--the most

wonderful time--Thursday last--we dined at the Moloch-Molochs’--You

_must_ know them--All the nicest people there--Have you met Mr

Beelzebub?--Oh, quite a charming man--knows simply everybody--He’s

bringing the Herod and Nero set to one of my Thursdays--Delighted to

meet you, I’m sure--What, not _the_ Mr Judas?--Oh--really--d’you

know--.’ And so she went on, glancing curiously from time to time at a

great black object nearby, which seemed to form the base of a vast

pillar, half hidden in the smoke.

‘No, my dear,’ continued Mrs Bilkington-Biggs, ‘I haven’t been presented

to _him_ yet.--I haven’t seen his Highness--but, of course, you know the

real season hasn’t quite begun--’

The great black object moved with dramatic terrible swiftness. It was

Satan’s right hoof, and with one awful kick, it sent Mrs

Bilkington-Biggs flying into the roaring furnace.

‘Any second Thursday, you know, my dear,’ wailed a voice from the heart

of the flames.

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