THE UNINVITED GUEST

A certain rich man, having discovered a new method of adulterating milk

for babies, determined to celebrate his increase of fortune by giving a

wonderful Fancy-dress Ball and masked Carnival.

When the evening came, the scene was a very brilliant one, the masks and

costumes being of a most varied and extravagant character. About

midnight, a new figure was noticed moving slowly among the crowd, a tall

figure dressed in a long black cloak with a cowl, which overshadowed a

grinning ghastly Death’s Head. This extraordinary costume caused much

comment; some of the more timid guests objected to it, but the majority

found it entertaining and wondered who the wearer might be.

At one o’clock, prizes were to be given for the best costumes. Amid

general applause, the Master of the Ceremonies handed the first prize to

a lady dressed as Madame de Pompadour. He then cried loudly: ‘The second

prize goes to the gentleman who has come in the character of Death.’

All eyes were turned upon the strange figure, which stepped forward and

said in a loud voice: ‘I cannot accept the prize. I have won too many

prizes.’

This occasioned some remark, but the prize was given elsewhere, and in a

few minutes the distribution was at an end.

Then the Master gave the signal for all masks to be removed, and the

guests regarded each other with flushed and happy faces. There was one

exception however, and the master called loudly to Death’s Head, who

stood somewhat apart from the rest: ‘Sir, remove your mask.’

The figure pulled back the cowl, exposing its horrible grinning head to

the light, then turned slowly as if to survey every person in the room.

‘I wear no mask,’ it said, simply.

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