THE SHOCK TO CARNEGIE

But beyond all this--and here I think I touch on the real

story--there is the peculiar temper and tendency of Pittsburg.

Pittsburg is an artistic center; fortunes have been lavished in

endowing schools and universities and palaces for art, on

symphonies and oratorios. All the expressions of a new, ruling

plutocracy are easily discernible here, as in all such epochs of

society recorded in history; just, for instance, as Ferrero

describes them in the last phases of the Roman Republic. And when

Carnegie returns, he sheds tears and wrings his hands because of

the corruption that has been exposed, and he fails, as many in

Pittsburg seem to fail, to note the necessary, if subtle,

relation that must exist between all this corruption and

debauchery between all this art and music, and--shall I say?--the

tariff on steel.

This, however, isn't all; though this is part. Pittsburg is a

moral town; the most moral, in the conventional sense, in all

America. She won't even allow the kids to play baseball on a back

lot on Sunday. A woman, an old friend of mine who lives in

Pittsburg, said: "I think it very unfortunate that the Survey was

published. It overlooks Pittsburg's good points. For instance,

Pittsburg has more churches than any city of its size in America.

More people of our class go to church than in any place I ever

saw; more money is given to charity. People just pour out of

their houses and into the churches on Sunday morning." She was

quite serious--and she expressed Pittsburg, or the ruling class

of Pittsburg, exactly.

Now I don't mean to say that Pittsburg is especially

hypocritical; but she does seem to be pharisaical. The article

about Pittsburg should find its beginnings, perhaps, away back in

the days of scholasticism, and come down through the moss hags of

Scotland; and its title should be "Pious Pittsburg," or something

like that. Written properly--if I am right--it would be an

eloquent exposition of phariseeism at its apotheosis.

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