CHAPTER 42

Hygiene and Sentiment

THEY bury their dead in vaults, above the ground. These vaults have

a resemblance to houses--sometimes to temples; are built of marble,

generally; are architecturally graceful and shapely; they face the walks

and driveways of the cemetery; and when one moves through the midst of a

thousand or so of them and sees their white roofs and gables stretching

into the distance on every hand, the phrase 'city of the dead' has all

at once a meaning to him. Many of the cemeteries are beautiful, and

are kept in perfect order. When one goes from the levee or the business

streets near it, to a cemetery, he observes to himself that if those

people down there would live as neatly while they are alive as they do

after they are dead, they would find many advantages in it; and besides,

their quarter would be the wonder and admiration of the business world.

Fresh flowers, in vases of water, are to be seen at the portals of many

of the vaults: placed there by the pious hands of bereaved parents and

children, husbands and wives, and renewed daily. A milder form of sorrow

finds its inexpensive and lasting remembrancer in the coarse and ugly

but indestructible 'immortelle'--which is a wreath or cross or some such

emblem, made of rosettes of black linen, with sometimes a yellow rosette

at the conjunction of the cross's bars--kind of sorrowful breast-pin, so

to say. The immortelle requires no attention: you just hang it up, and

there you are; just leave it alone, it will take care of your grief for

you, and keep it in mind better than you can; stands weather first-rate,

and lasts like boiler-iron.

On sunny days, pretty little chameleons--gracefullest of legged

reptiles--creep along the marble fronts of the vaults, and catch flies.

Their changes of color--as to variety--are not up to the creature's

reputation. They change color when a person comes along and hangs up

an immortelle; but that is nothing: any right-feeling reptile would do

that.

I will gradually drop this subject of graveyards. I have been trying

all I could to get down to the sentimental part of it, but I cannot

accomplish it. I think there is no genuinely sentimental part to it.

It is all grotesque, ghastly, horrible. Graveyards may have been

justifiable in the bygone ages, when nobody knew that for every dead

body put into the ground, to glut the earth and the plant-roots, and the

air with disease-germs, five or fifty, or maybe a hundred persons must

die before their proper time; but they are hardly justifiable now, when

even the children know that a dead saint enters upon a century-long

career of assassination the moment the earth closes over his corpse. It

is a grim sort of a thought. The relics of St. Anne, up in Canada, have

now, after nineteen hundred years, gone to curing the sick by the dozen.

But it is merest matter-of-course that these same relics, within a

generation after St. Anne's death and burial, _made _several

thousand people sick. Therefore these miracle-performances are simply

compensation, nothing more. St. Anne is somewhat slow pay, for a Saint,

it is true; but better a debt paid after nineteen hundred years, and

outlawed by the statute of limitations, than not paid at all; and most

of the knights of the halo do not pay at all. Where you find one that

pays--like St. Anne--you find a hundred and fifty that take the benefit

of the statute. And none of them pay any more than the principal of what

they owe--they pay none of the interest either simple or compound. A

Saint can never _quite _return the principal, however; for his dead body

_kills _people, whereas his relics _heal _only--they never restore the

dead to life. That part of the account is always left unsettled.

'Dr. F. Julius Le Moyne, after fifty years of medical practice, wrote:

“The inhumation of human bodies, dead from infectious diseases, results

in constantly loading the atmosphere, and polluting the waters, with

not only the germs that rise from simply putrefaction, but also with the

_specific_ germs of the diseases from which death resulted.”

'The gases (from buried corpses) will rise to the surface through

eight or ten feet of gravel, just as coal-gas will do, and there is

practically no limit to their power of escape.

'During the epidemic in New Orleans in 1853, Dr. E. H. Barton reported

that in the Fourth District the mortality was four hundred and fifty-two

per thousand--more than double that of any other. In this district were

three large cemeteries, in which during the previous year more than

three thousand bodies had been buried. In other districts the proximity

of cemeteries seemed to aggravate the disease.

'In 1828 Professor Bianchi demonstrated how the fearful reappearance of

the plague at Modena was caused by excavations in ground where, _three

hundred years previously_, the victims of the pestilence had been

buried. Mr. Cooper, in explaining the causes of some epidemics, remarks

that the opening of the plague burial-grounds at Eyam resulted in an

immediate outbreak of disease.'--_North American Review, No. 3, Vol.

135._

In an address before the Chicago Medical Society, in advocacy of

cremation, Dr. Charles W. Purdy made some striking comparisons to show

what a burden is laid upon society by the burial of the dead:--

'One and one-fourth times more money is expended annually in funerals

in the United States than the Government expends for public-school

purposes. Funerals cost this country in 1880 enough money to pay the

liabilities of all the commercial failures in the United States during

the same year, and give each bankrupt a capital of $8,630 with which to

resume business. Funerals cost annually more money than the value of the

combined gold and silver yield of the United States in the year 1880!

These figures do not include the sums invested in burial-grounds and

expended in tombs and monuments, nor the loss from depreciation of

property in the vicinity of cemeteries.'

For the rich, cremation would answer as well as burial; for the

ceremonies connected with it could be made as costly and ostentatious

as a Hindu suttee; while for the poor, cremation would be better than

burial, because so cheap {footnote [Four or five dollars is the minimum

cost.]}--so cheap until the poor got to imitating the rich, which they

would do by-and-bye. The adoption of cremation would relieve us of a

muck of threadbare burial-witticisms; but, on the other hand, it would

resurrect a lot of mildewed old cremation-jokes that have had a rest for

two thousand years.

I have a colored acquaintance who earns his living by odd jobs and heavy

manual labor. He never earns above four hundred dollars in a year, and

as he has a wife and several young children, the closest scrimping is

necessary to get him through to the end of the twelve months debtless.

To such a man a funeral is a colossal financial disaster. While I was

writing one of the preceding chapters, this man lost a little child.

He walked the town over with a friend, trying to find a coffin that was

within his means. He bought the very cheapest one he could find, plain

wood, stained. It cost him twenty-six dollars. It would have cost less

than four, probably, if it had been built to put something useful into.

He and his family will feel that outlay a good many months.

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