When not otherwise occupied, this young gentleman writes offensive

words on door-steps and fences with bits of chalk, which he keeps on

hand for this purpose. Or, if a servant has just nicely cleaned a

window, he chews gum into little balls wherewith to plaster it; or he

kicks over an ash-barrel in passing upon a nicely swept side-walk; or

he rings the door-bell violently, and makes a flying exit, having

ascertained previously the policeman's "beat" on that district; or he

climbs the box round a favorite tree, which has just begun by its

grateful shade to refresh your eye and reward your care, and,

stripping off the most promising bough for a switch, goes up street

picking off the leaves and scattering them as he goes; or he will

stand at the bottom of a high flight of steps, upon the top step of

which is a lady waiting for admittance, and scream, "Oh, my--aint

_you_ got bully boots on?" He also is expert at stealing newspapers

from door-steps, and vociferating bogus extras about shocking murders

and fires, and "lass of life;" and flowers out in full glory in a red

shirt, in a pit of a Bowery theatre of an evening.

Sometimes he diverts himself throwing stones at the windows of passing

cars, and splintering the glass into the eyes of frightened ladies and

children, and suddenly disappearing as if the earth had opened and

swallowed him, as you wish some day it would.

What this boy will be as a man, it is not difficult to tell. He counts

one at the ballot-box, remember that, when you deny cultivated,

intelligent, loyal _women_ a vote there.

* * * * *

If there is one sight more offensive to me in New York than another,

it is that of a servant in livery. Daily my republican soul is vexed

by the different varieties of this public nuisance. Sometimes he

appears to me in the sacerdotal garb--a long, petticoat-y suit of

solemn black, with stainless stiff white cravat. Then again he crosses

my path, bedizzened in blue, with yellow facings, and top-boots. Then

again he flames out like a poll-parrot, in green coat, and scarlet

waistcoat. Again, his white gloves, and broad hat-band, are the only

public advertisements of his servitude. Generally upon the hat of this

animal is mounted the "cockade," which his parvenu master imagines is

just the thing, but which in reality is in "the old country" only worn

by servants of _military_ men. Yesterday I saw a vehicle, in which was

seated a gentleman, driving a fine pair of horses, and behind him, on

a small seat, was his man-servant with his arms folded like a trussed

turkey, _and his back turned to his master_. This last fact seemed to

me a very funny one; but, I dare say, it is satisfactorily accounted

for in some book of heraldry, unfortunately not in my library. Now, it

is not for a moment to be supposed, that when but so lately the nation

was struggling for its "God-given rights," that the _men_ of America

are interested in these finikin-equine-millineries. Of course not.

They are to be pitied; they are undoubtedly the too compliant victims

of weak wives and silly daughters. For themselves, I have no doubt

they are sick at their manly hearts at these servile and

badly-executed imitations of old-country flunkeyism, and blush, with

an honest shame, at being obliged to parade this disgusting and

ill-timed exhibition, in the same streets where our maimed soldiers

are limping home, with our torn and blackened flag, which tells so

well its mute, eloquent story.

* * * * *

Let me speak of a pleasanter topic: my visit to the newsboys. One

Sunday evening I went to "The Newsboys' Lodging House, 128 Fulton

Street, New York." Few people who stop these little fellows in the

street to purchase a paper, ever glance at their faces, much less give

a thought to their belongings, associations or condition. Oh! had you

only been down there with me that evening, and looked into those

hundred and fifty intelligent, eager faces, numbered their respective

ages, inquired into their friendless past, given a thought to the

million temptations with which their _present_ is surrounded, spite of

all the well directed efforts of Christian philanthropy, and looked

forward into their possible future, your eyes would have filled, and

your heart beat quicker, as you have said to yourself, Oh, yes;

something _must_ be done to save these children.

Children! for many of them are no more. Children! already battling

with life, though scarce past the nursery age. Imagine your own dear

boy, with the bright eyes and the broad, white forehead, whom you tuck

so comfortably in his little soft bed at night, with a prayer and a

kiss; whom you look at the last thing on retiring; for whom you gladly

toil; whom you hedge around with virtuous, wholesome influences from

the cradle; who does not yet know even the meaning of the word "evil;"

who jumps into your arms as soon as he wakes in the morning, with the

sweet certainty of a warm love-clasp; who has the nicest bit, at

breakfast, laid on his little plate; whose little stories and

questions always find eager and sympathizing ears; imagine this little

fellow of seven or eight, or ten years, getting out of his bed at one

or two o'clock in the morning, going out into the dark, chill,

lonesome street, half-clad, hungry, alone to some newspaper office, to

wait for the damp morning papers, as they are worked from the press,

and seizing his bundle, hurrying, barefoot and shivering, to some

newspaper stand or depot, at the farther part of the city. Imagine

_your_ little Charley doing that! Then, if that were all! If this

drain on the physical immaturity of childhood were the worst of it.

The devil laughs as he knows it is not. Big boys--_men_,

even--_cheat_; why not he? If he can pass off bad change--surely, who

has more need to make a sixpence, though it be not an honest one? What

care customers if he grow up a good or a bad man, so that the

newspaper comes in time to season their warm breakfast? Who will ever

care for him living, or mourn for him dead? What does it matter,

anyhow?

That's the way this poor friendless child reasons. I understood it all

last night. All too that this noble philanthropy called "The Newsboys'

Lodging House" meant. And as I looked round on those boys, I felt

afraid when they were addressed, that the right thing might not be

said to so peculiar an audience. For children though they were, they

had seen life as men see it. Untutored, uneducated, in one sense, in

others they knew as much as any adult who should address them.

Sharpened by actual hard-fisted grappling with the world, let him be

careful who should speak to these grown-up children of seven, and ten,

and fourteen years. Thinking thus, I said, as their friend, Mr. C. L.

Brace, rose to speak--pray God, he may take all this into

consideration. Pray God, he may give them neither creeds nor theology;

but, instead, the wide open arms of the good, pitiful, loving

Saviour, whose home on earth was with the lowly and the friendless.

And he did! It was a human address. The God he told them of was not

out of their reach. It was every word pure gold. Bless him for it! He

had them all by the hand, and the heart too. I saw that. Promptly,

frankly, and with the confidence of children in the family, they

answered his questions as to their views on the chapter in the Bible

he read them. And if you smiled at some of their queer notions, the

tear was in your eye the next minute at the blessed thought that they

had friends who cared whether the immortal part of them slumbered or

woke; who recognized and fanned into a flame even the smallest

particle of mentality. Now and then among the crowd a head or face

would attract your eye, and you would be lost in wonder to see it

_there_! The head and face of what I call "_a mother's boy_." God

knows if its owner had one, or, if it had, if she cared for him! And

as they sang together of "The Friend that never grew weary," my heart

responded, aye--aye--why should I forget that?

I hope you will go--and you and you--on some Sabbath evening, if you

come to New York. They love to feel that people take an interest in

them. It brightens and cheers their lives. It gives them self-respect

and motive for trying to do right; and don't forget to ask the

Superintendent, Mr. O Conner, to show you the nice little beds where

they sleep. _Do_ go; and if you can say a few words to them, or tell

them a bright short story, so much the better. They will know you

next time they sell you a newspaper; don't forget to shake hands with

them _then_. And take your little pet boy Charley down there. Show him

the little fellows who go into business in New York at seven and ten

years old, and have no father or mother at night to kiss them to

sleep. It will be a lesson better than any he will ever learn at

school. He will find out that all boys are not born to plum-cake and

sugar candy, and some of the best and smartest boys too. He will open

his eyes when you tell him that without plum-cake, or candy, or a

grandpa, or an aunt, or father or mother to care for them, some of the

newsboys who came from that very house, to-day own farms in the West,

that they earned selling newspapers, and have since come back for

other newsboys to go out there and help them work on it. Tell Charley

that. I think he will be ashamed to cry again because there was "not

sugar enough in his milk."

* * * * *

People who visit a great city, and explore it with a curious eye,

generally overlook the most remarkable things in it. They "do it up"

in Guide-Book fashion, going the stereotyped rounds of custom-ridden

predecessors. If _my_ chain were a little longer, I would write you a

book of travels that would at least have the merit of ignoring the

usual finger-posts that challenge travellers. I promise you I would

cross conservative lots, and climb over conservative fences, and leave

the rags and tatters of custom fluttering on them, behind me, as I

strode on to some unfrequented hunting-ground.

That's the way I'd do. Never a "lord" or "lady," or a "palace," or a

"picture gallery," should figure in my note-book. "Old masters" and

young masters would be all the same to me. When my book was finished,

if nobody else wanted to read it, I'd sit down and read it myself. Of

course you know such a method pre-supposes a little capital to start

with, at the present price of paper; but really, I put it to you,

wouldn't that be the only honest and racy way to write a book?

Don't be alarmed--there's no chance of my doing it. I dream of it,

though, sometimes--this deliciousness of "speaking right out in

meetin'" without fear of the bugbear of excommunication. And speaking

of "meetin,'" that's what I have been coming at. The "Fulton-street

daily prayer-meeting." It is one of the most wonderful sights in New

York. In the busiest hour of the day, in its busiest business street,

noisy with machinery of all kinds, even the earth under your feet

sending out puffs of steam at every other step, to remind you of its

underground labor, is a little plain room, with a reading-desk and a

few benches, with hymn-books scattered about. Take a seat, and watch

the worshippers as they collect. _Men_, with only a sprinkling of

bonnets here and there. Business men, evidently; some with good coats,

some with bad; porters, hand-cartmen, policemen, ministers; the young

man of eighteen or twenty, the portly man of forty, and the bent

form, whitening head, and faltering step of age. For _one_ hour they

want to ignore, and get out of, that maelstrom-whirl, into a spiritual

atmosphere. They feel that they have souls as well as bodies to care

for, and they don't want to forget it. How lonely soever yonder man,

in that great rough coat, may be, in this great, strange city, to

which he has just come, here is sympathy, here is companionship, here

are, in the best sense, "brethren." Never mind creeds; that is not

what they assemble to discuss. _But has that man a burden, a grief or

a sorrow, which is intensified tenfold_ by want of sympathy? Nobody

knows his name; nobody is curious to know. He has sent a little slip

of paper up to the desk, and he wants them all to pity and pray for

him. It may be the man on this seat, or that yonder--nobody knows.

Yes--"_pray_" for him. Perhaps you are smiling. You "don't believe in

prayer." Oh, wait till some strand of earthly hope is parting, before

you are quite sure of that. Was there ever an hour of peril or human

agony through which he or she who "did not believe in prayer," was

passing, that the lips did not involuntarily frame the short prayer,

"Oh, God?"

Well, they "pray" for him. He feels stronger and better as he listens.

He has found friends, even here in this great whirling city, who are

sorry for him; of whose circle he can make one, whenever he chooses;

and to whom he can more fully introduce himself, if he cares to be

better known.

_I say it is a good and a noble thing._ It warmed and gladdened my

heart to see it. And all the more, that at every step, on leaving, I

saw the "traps" of the Evil One, sprung for that man's return

footsteps.

One of the pleasantest features of this "one-hour meeting" to me was

the hymns. I don't know or care whether they were "sung in tune." It

wasn't _hired_ singing, thank God! It came straight from orthodox

lungs, with a will and a spirit. Those old "come-to-Jesus" hymns! I

tell you I long for them sometimes with a homesick longing, like that

of the exiled Swiss for his favorite mountain song. You may pick up

the hymn-books containing them, and with your critical forefinger

point to "hell" and "an angry God," and all that. It makes no

difference to me. Don't I take pleasure in looking at your face,

though your nose isn't quite straight, and your eyes are not perfect,

and your shoulders are not shaped to my mind. I don't mind _that_, so

that there's a heart-tone in your voice, a love-look in your eye, when

I'm heart-sore--don't you see?

Oh! I liked that meeting. I'm going again. It was so homely, and

hearty, and Christian. One man said, "_them_ souls." Do you think I

flounced out of the meeting for that? I liked it. One poor foreigner

couldn't pronounce straight, for the life of him. So much the better.

His stammering tongue will be all right some day. I haven't the least

idea who all those people were, singing and praying there; but I never

can tell you how I liked it. That "Come to Jesus" was sung with a

_heart-ring_ that I haven't stopped hearing, yet, though I have slept

on it once or twice. You may say "priestcraft!" "early education!" and

all that. There are husks with the wheat, I know; but for all that--I

tell you there is _wheat_!

* * * * *

With submission, to the authorities it seems to me that the Sunday

Schools of to-day are somewhat perverted from the original intention

of their founders. As I understand it, their object was to collect the

children of poor, ignorant parents for Biblical instruction. I look

out of my window, every Sunday morning, upon the spectacle of gaily

attired little ladies and gentlemen, leaving their brown-stone fronts

of handsome dwellings, and tripping lightly in dainty boots to the

vestries of well-to-do churches. As I watch them, I wonder why their

parents, educated, intelligent people, or at least with plenty of

leisure, should shift upon the shoulders of Sunday-school teachers so

responsible a duty? I say "duty," and it is a cold, hard word to use,

in connection with a dear little child whose early lessons on

religious subjects should be carefully and cautiously and judiciously

unfolded. I cannot understand, and I say this without meaning any

disrespect to the great army of well-meaning, good-hearted

Sunday-school teachers all over the land, how these parents can

reserve to themselves on Sunday morning only the dear pleasure of

decking their little persons in gay Sunday attire, and never

ask--never inquire--never think--what may be the answer given by a

Sunday-school teacher, to the far reaching childish question, which

may involve a lifetime of bewilderment, perplexity, and spiritual

unrest, to the little creature, each shining fold of whose garment has

been smoothed and patted into place by these "doting" parents; it may

be treasonable to say so, but it seems to me an unnatural proceeding.

Then again I think these children should not occupy the time and

attention of teachers, while the poor, who are always with us, are

totally uninstructed, far beyond all the humane attempts that have

been made, and are daily making, to accomplish this purpose. Surely no

teacher whose heart is in his or her work, would let the want of fine

clothes stand in the way of such effort. Now when I see the children

in a locality like the Five Points, or in the various mission schools

established for the benefit of children, I say--Now _that_ is "a

Sunday-school" after the plan of the founders. These children, who

have nothing inviting at their miserable homes on Sunday; whose weary

parents have no heart or strength or knowledge for these things;

gathered in here by kind men and women; to whom this weekly reunion is

perhaps the only bright spot in their whole little horizon; who sing

their little songs with real heart and feeling; who believe in their

teachers, because they know they have come down to inodorous,

disagreeable localities, and love them because their lives are not

cast in pleasant places; these teachers who, if the children have had

no dinner or breakfast, _give_ them dinner or breakfast--why--that I

call a practical Sunday School! It is a blessed thing; and no one can

listen to the hearty singing of these little uncared-for waifs of the

street, without a choking feeling in the throat, that, if voiced,

would be, God bless these teachers? If they were taught nothing but

those simple little songs, it were worth all the time, and money, and

self-sacrifice involved in the teaching.

Those words ring in their ears during the week. They sing them on the

door-steps of the miserable dwellings they call home; there is a

"heaven" somewhere, they feel, where misery, and dirt, and degradation

are unknown. The passer-by listens--some discouraged man, perhaps,

whom the world has roughly used--some wretched woman who weeps, as she

listens; and this little bit of Gospel, so unobtrusive, so accidental,

so sweetly voiced, is like the seed the wind wafts to some far-off

rock--when you look again, there is the full-blown flower; no one knew

how it took root or whence it came, but, thank God, winds and storms

have no power to dislodge it. My heart warms to such Sunday-schools;

and, without any wish to disparage others, I cannot but think that, if

the parents who are in condition to instruct their own children, would

not delegate this duty, the hundreds of teachers by this means freed,

might gather in the stray lambs, whose souls and bodies no man cares

for.

* * * * *

The stranger in New York will not find that its population affect

Evening Lectures as much as in smaller cities, and in rural districts,

owing to the surfeit of all kinds of amusements there; but it is very

curious to study an expectant audience in New York. Some sit resignedly

upon their seats, comfortable or the reverse, as the case may be;

thinking of nothing, or thinking of something, just as it happens, in a

sort of amiable-chew-the-cud-stupor, oblivious of the slow-dragging

moments. Others pull out watches for frequent consultation, shuffle

feet, and take an affectionate and mournful and fond look at a furtive

cigar, which can be of no possible present use. Others, with an

enviable forethought, draw from the depths of coat-pockets the daily

papers, and studiously apply themselves to the contents, to the

manifest envy of that improvident class who are obliged to fall back

upon the unsatisfactory employment of twiddling their fidgety thumbs.

As for the _ladies_, bless 'em! they are never at a loss. Are there not

gloves to pull off, to show a diamond ring to advantage, and glistening

bracelets to settle, and the last finishing polish to put upon hair,

already groomed to the satin smoothness of a respectable hair-sofa?

This duty done, the first bonnet within range passes under the

inspection of an inexorable martinet, viz: "Did _she_ make it herself?"

or, "Is it the approved work of a milliner?" "Does her hair curl

naturally?" or, "Does she curl it?" "Is her collar _real_ lace?" or,

"Only imitation?" These professional detective-queries, so amusing to

the general female mind, while away the time edifyingly, especially

when there is a variety of heads within eye-range for minute

inspection.

* * * * *

"What can _she_ have to tell us that we did not know before?" I heard

some one say, as we took our seats in the Lecture-room to hear a

Female Lecturess. Have you always, thought I, heard new and original

remarks from the _male_ speakers, whose audiences yawned through

fifty-cents-worth of bombast, and platitudes, and repetition, in this

very place? And is it not worth while, sometimes, to look at a subject

from an intelligent _woman's_ stand-point? And granting she were

wanting in every requisite that you consider essential in a public

speaker, if she can draw an audience, why shouldn't she fill her

pocket? Is it less commendable than marrying somebody--anybody--for

the sake of being supported, and finding out too late, as many women

do, that it is the toughest possible way of getting a living? As I

view it, her life is not unpleasant. She takes long journeys _alone_,

it is true--and very likely so she would have to do, if she took any,

were she married. At least, she circulates about in the fresh air,

among fresh people, makes many acquaintances, and, let us hope, some

friends; instead of gnawing the bone of monotony all her colorless

life. And what if a hiss should meet her sensitive ear from some adder

in her audience? Does it sting more than would a brutal word at her

own fireside, whither she was lured by promises of love until death?

If conservatism is shocked to hear a woman speak in public, let

conservatism stay away; but let it be consistent, and not forget to

frown on its own women, who elbow and push their way in a crowded

assembly, and with sharp tongue and hurrying feet "grab"--yes, that's

the word--the most eligible seat, or who push into public conveyances

already filled to over-flowing, and, with brazen impudence, wonder

aloud "if these are _gentlemen_," as they try to look them out of

their seats. There be many ways a woman can "unsex" herself, beside

lecturing in public.

Not that I see, either, how they can get up and do it. Somebody would

have to put me on my defence; or somebody I loved dearly must be

starving, and need the fee I should get, before _I_ could muster the

requisite courage? but none the less do I honor those who can do it.

So many have acquitted themselves honorably in this field of labor,

that this subject needs neither defender nor apologist; but still,

much of the old spirit of opposition occasionally manifests itself,

even now, in spiteful comments from lip and pen, particularly with

regard to the more fortunate.

_They_ can stand it!--with a good house over their independent heads,

secured and paid for by their own honest industry. They can stand

it!--with greenbacks and Treasury notes stowed away against a rainy

day. _They_ can stand it!--with any quantity of "admirers" who, not

having pluck or skill enough to earn their own living, would gladly

share what these enterprising women have accumulated. May a good

Providence multiply female lecturers, female sculptors, female artists

of every sort, female authors, female astronomers, female

book-keepers, female--anything that is honest, save female

_sempstresses_, with their pale faces, hollow eyes and empty pockets,

and a City Hospital or Almshouse in prospective.

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