CHAPTER XVII

Whimple found the secretary and press agent of the People's Party

busily engaged in the back of his store preparing reports of the

nomination meeting for the newspapers.

"What's this I hear about a fight in Mid-Toronto, Tommy?" he asked.

"Meaning that the news has been gently broken to you by one William

Adolphus Turnpike?"

"Yes."

"Well, put your money on Jimmy Duggan, coal and woodyard man, defender

of the rights of the common people, candidate of the People's Party,

the valiant David that's going to knock the stuffing out of the false

Goliar----"

"Isn't it Goliath?" suggested Whimple, mildly.

"Well, maybe you're right, but, any way, there'll be an awful explosion

in Mid-Toronto on August tenth, duly fixed by royal proclamation as the

day on which the manhood of this fair province----"

"Oh, drop it, Tommy----"

"If the gentleman has any questions to ask I'll be pleased to answer

them at the close of my address," Tommy went on. "I was about to say

this fair province of Toronto, rising in their might, will go to the

polls, well knowing that under the freedom and liberty which is theirs

by right of the grand old flag----"

"Tommy, shut up!"

"I was about to say, they can vote as they darned well please, and the

same will be mostly the way they've voted every election the last

fifteen years--except in Mid-Toronto."

"Are you through?"

"Well, that's all I can think of just now."

"But what's the use? You haven't got the shadow of a chance. Why, the

government 'll be returned hands down."

"Sure; but 'The Big Wind' won't. He'll be returned sky high. Don't

you forget it. Why, Mid-Toronto's just seething, Whimple--just

seething. Every patriotic soul in the riding is repeating that

well-known verse from Bill Shakespeare's 'Saturday Night in London':--

'Breathes there a man with soul so punk,

Who never to himself has thunk,

By hedges and by hook or crook,

We'll surely give Big Wind the Hook.'"

"Shakespeare! Shakespeare! Are you sure, Tommy?"

"Well, perhaps it wasn't him; but he's as good as any to tack it to."

"But, Tommy--seriously, is Jimmy Duggan going to fight?"

"Fight!--you bet your life he's going to fight, and he's going to win,

too."

"Umph!"

"Umph again, Whimple, you and the government will be umphing to the

finish, and then you'll umph some more."

"But look here, Tommy, you know the opposition and its press has had

the government tottering to its fall every election these fifteen

years, and it's as solid as ever."

"Well, we'll make a dint in its solidity any way. You keep your eyes

on Jimmy Duggan."

And Whimple did; others were a little slower to turn their gaze in that

direction. They treated Duggan and the People's Party as a joke until

the official nomination meeting when the strength and enthusiasm of

Jimmy's supporters jolted them. There was a hurried consultation

thereafter in the government's campaign quarters. Cabinet ministers

were turned loose in the riding; the city papers supporting the

government, though loth to do it, began to play up "The Big Wind."

Every hall in the riding was hired for every night of the remaining

week of the campaign, and two or three meetings were held every night.

The People's Party and Jimmy Duggan could not afford to rent halls;

their material platforms were express and coal delivery wagons drawn up

on vacant lots: their speakers, outside of Tommy Watson, were men who

laboured in the factories and workshops, or, like William Turnpike's Pa

and Jimmy Duggan himself; had little businesses of their own. Jimmy

could talk--after a fashion. "Pa" Turnpike did a little in the

speech-making line. Tommy Watson did a great deal, and so did Tony

Gaston, who had distinguished himself by nominating Duggan on the night

the People's Party was formed.

Tony was a treat; William followed him around from meeting to meeting,

declaring one of Tony's speeches to be worth more than all the others

put together. "Gee! you'd orter hear him, Lucien," he said to Simmons'

office boy one afternoon. "He's a Dago--but he's white. He gets

leaning over the side of a wagon and he waves his arms till you'd think

he'd shake them off, and all the time he's spitten' out words so blamed

fast you'd wonder his tongue don't drop off. 'Ladies and der Gents,'

he says, 'dis is de pr'r'oudest minnit of me life. It's an honor to

stand befacin' such a audonce to spek a wor'r'd,' he says, 'for me

frend, James de Duggan.' Somebody yells, 'Well, yer work f'r him,

that's why.' 'Sure, I wor'rks for him,' says Tony, 'and I wor'r'ks

har'rd f'r him,' he says, 'and that's more'n you do f'r the man dats

payin' you good mon ev'ry week what you don't ear'r'r'n. Ladies and

der Gents,' he says, 'har'rk nottin's to dat loaf-er, but vote f'r the

frends of de honest wor'r'k de mans and stick de Big Wind so up he

blows-puff.'"

But a new problem faced the People's Party when, for the final four

days of campaigning, "The Big Wind's" committee announced a band or an

orchestra at every meeting for every night.

"That'll take lots of our people away," said Tommy Watson,

thoughtfully, when he read the announcement. "What can we do, I

wonder, to meet it?" But William's Pa was solving the difficulty while

Tommy was pondering over it. Flo Dearmore--the theatrical season being

over--was in town, living, as she always did between seasons, with her

mother. She was immensely interested in the contest, the faithful

Tommy Watson, whose courting of her was proceeding with some success,

keeping her fully informed, and when William's Pa called on her, she

listened to his request with interest, refused to consider it at all,

but, woman-like, changed her mind, and appeared that night on one of

the People's Party platforms--an express wagon loaned by Turnpike.

Tommy Watson was in the chair, and he almost fell out of it when he saw

Flo approaching the wagon. Almost before he could move, she was seated

beside him, many willing hands having assisted her on her way.

Tommy's eyes were popping and his mouth was gaping. He framed his lips

to question her, but the words would not come. Flo greeted him

demurely, and smiled mischievously over his evident embarrassment.

"Don't worry, Tommy," she said, "I'm in this fight too. They're not

going to beat your man if I can help prevent it. If they have their

bands--well, I can sing still," with just a touch of pride.

"Flo--Flo," gasped Tommy, "you're a brick. There's lots here who know

you, and some of them know you're going to be Mrs. Tommy Watson pretty

soon, and they'll tell the others. Flo, this is worth hundreds of

votes to us. Oh! but you're a woman in a thousand." She flushed with

pleasure at this. "You'll have to tell me later all about it," Tommy

went on; "who put you up to this, or did you think of it yourself?"

"It was Pa Turnpike," she said.

"Good old Turnpike. Say, but that Pa of William's is certainly smart.

You remember William: the lad who sang for you at the Variety."

And just here Jimmy Duggan, who had been making a brief address,

finished suddenly, as was his wont, with an invitation to all, "whether

they know me or not, to solemnly weigh the merits of the two

candidates, and to decide in favour of the man whose platform

prin-ciples are those for which the common people have long been

fighting, and if you do, you'll vote for me."

On the instant that he finished Tommy Watson was up. "The next

speaker," said he, "will be a singer. (Cheers.) Our respected town's

lady, Flo Dearmore--(cheers)--who has won a high place on the stage.

She is for Duggan--(loud cheers)--and says it'll break her heart if he

ain't elected, and that wouldn't do. (Cheers.) She's a woman in a

million."

Here some one cried out, "Why don't you marry the lady, Tommy?"

"I'm going to, and pretty soon," answered Tommy, promptly, turning

toward Flo as he spoke. All blushes, she nodded her head

affirmatively, while the crowd shouted approval. Then she sang for

them--two songs only--and afterwards went on to another meeting,

accompanied by Tommy Watson, Tony Gaston, and William, where she sang

again. And William's heart was throbbing with happiness, for, from the

night in the Variety, when he had first seen her on the stage, he had

placed this lovely lady in a niche of his heart next to that occupied

by the mother to whom he was an unsolvable puzzle. He would have

followed her to fifty meetings that night had she been going to that

many, but his happiness was the more nearly perfect because the lady

and Gaston were going to the only other Duggan meeting together, and he

would be able to worship her, and listen in ecstasy to her singing, and

afterwards hear one of Tony Gaston's fiery orations.

"Gee!" said William to himself: "ain't this the great luck?" and then,

with an admiring glance at Flo, "and ain't she a pippin?"

Of course, Jimmy Duggan won. Even the present generation of hustling

Canadians know that, though many of them could not tell an inquirer,

off-hand, the name of the Canadian Prime Minister who preceded Sir

Wilfrid Laurier. Of course he won--by a bare 3000 majority--that's

all. Mid-Toronto shouted itself black in the face that night, and went

about its own business for the next seven days in a manner that one

eminent alienist would have described--had he been giving expert

evidence for the defence at fifty dollars per hour--as "between a state

of hysterical mania and senile decay, but not close enough to the one

to necessitate confinement in an asylum, or to the other as to require

the attention of a trained nurse." Jimmy Duggan was the least affected

of any of the People's Party. He made fifty-five brief speeches of

thanks in various sections of Mid-Toronto, and made his last to Tommy

Watson, Tony Gaston, and Pa Turnpike, who escorted him to his home.

"I owe most to you three," he said earnestly, "and you'll have to help

me think up some kind of legislation to press for. There's one thing

we have to be glad about though," he added.

"What's that?" asked Tommy.

"Well--I ain't a government man, so it's no good anybody coming to me

to worry me to death trying to get a government job for them."

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