DESPAIR IN LOVE

At the time when King Charles the Eighth took it into his head to

decorate the castle of Amboise, they came with him certain workmen,

master sculptors, good painters, and masons, or architects, who

ornamented the galleries with splendid works, which, through neglect,

have since been much spoiled.

At that time the court was staying in this beautiful locality, and, as

everyone knows, the king took great pleasure in watching his people

work out their ideas. Among these foreign gentlemen was an Italian,

named Angelo Cappara, a most worthy young man, and, in spite of his

age, a better sculptor and engraver than any of them; and it

astonished many to see one in the April of his life so clever. Indeed,

there had scarcely sprouted upon his visage the hair which imprints

upon a man virile majesty. To this Angelo the ladies took a great

fancy because he was charming as a dream, and as melancholy as a dove

left solitary in its nest by the death of its mate. And this was the

reason thereof: this sculptor knew the curse of poverty, which mars

and troubles all the actions of life; he lived miserably, eating

little, ashamed of his pennilessness, and made use of his talents only

through great despair, wishing by any means to win that idle life

which is the best all for those whose minds are occupied. The

Florentine, out of bravado, came to the court gallantly attired, and

from the timidity of youth and misfortune dared not ask his money from

the king, who, seeing him thus dressed, believed him well with

everything. The courtiers and the ladies used all to admire his

beautiful works, and also their author; but of money he got none. All,

and the ladies above all, finding him rich by nature, esteemed him

well off with his youth, his long black hair, and bright eyes, and did

not give a thought to lucre, while thinking of these things and the

rest. Indeed they were quite right, since these advantages gave to

many a rascal of the court, lands, money and all. In spite of his

youthful appearance, Master Angelo was twenty years of age, and no

fool, had a large heart, a head full of poetry; and more than that,

was a man of lofty imaginings. But although he had little confidence

in himself, like all poor and unfortunate people, he was astonished at

the success of the ignorant. He fancied that he was ill-fashioned,

either in body or mind, and kept his thoughts to himself. I am wrong,

for he told them in the clear starlight nights to the shadows, to God,

to the devil, and everything about him. At such times he would lament

his fate in having a heart so warm, that doubtless the ladies avoided

him as they would a red-hot iron; then he would say to himself how he

would worship a beautiful mistress, how all his life long he would

honour her, and with what fidelity he would attach himself to her,

with what affection serve her, how studiously obey her commands, with

what sports he would dispel the light clouds of her melancholy sadness

on the days when the skies should be overcast. Fashioning himself one

out of his imagination, he would throw himself at her feet, kiss,

fondle, caress, bite, and clasp her with as much reality as a prisoner

scampers over the grass when he sees the green fields through the bars

of his cell. Thus he would appeal to her mercy; overcome with his

feelings, would stop her breath with his embraces, would become daring

in spite of his respect, and passionately bite the clothes of his bed,

seeking this celestial lady, full of courage when by himself, but

abashed on the morrow if he passed one by. Nevertheless, inflamed by

these amorous advances, he would hammer way anew at his marble

figures, would carve beautiful breasts, to bring the water into one’s

mouth at the sight of those sweet fruits of love, without counting the

other things that he raised, carved, and caressed with the chisels,

smoothed down with his file, and fashioned in a manner that would make

their use intelligible to the mind of a greenhorn, and stain his

verdure in a single day. The ladies would criticise these beauties,

and all of them were smitten with the youthful Cappara. And the

youthful Cappara would eye them up and down, swearing that the day one

of them gave him her little finger to kiss, he would have his desire.

Among these high-born ladies there came one day one by herself to the

young Florentine, asking him why he was so shy, and if none of the

court ladies could make him sociable. Then she graciously invited him

to come to her house that evening.

Master Angelo perfumes himself, purchases a velvet mantle with a

double fringe of satin, borrows from a friend a cloak with wide

sleeves, a slashed doublet, and silken hose, arrives at the house, and

ascends the stairs with hasty feet, hope beaming from his eyes,

knowing not what to do with his heart, which leaped and bounded like a

goat; and, to sum up, so much over head and ears in love, that the

perspiration trickled down his back.

You may be sure the lady was a beautiful, and Master Cappara was the

more aware of it, since in his profession he had studied the mouldings

of the arms, the lines of the body, the secret surroundings of the

sex, and other mysteries. Now this lady satisfied the especial rules

of art; and besides being fair and slender, she had a voice to disturb

life in its source, to stir fire of a heart, brain, and everything; in

short, she put into one’s imagination delicious images of love without

thinking of it, which is the characteristic of these cursed women.

The sculptor found her seated by the fire in a high chair, and the

lady immediately commenced to converse at her ease, although Angelo

could find no other replies than “Yes” and “No,” could get no other

words from his throat nor idea in his brain, and would have beaten his

head against the fireplace but for the happiness of gazing at and

listening to his lovely mistress, who was playing there like a young

fly in the sunshine. Because, which this mute admiration, both

remained until the middle of the night, wandering slowly down the

flowery path of love, the good sculptor went away radiant with

happiness. On the road, he concluded in his own mind, that if a noble

lady kept him rather close to her skirts during four hours of the

night, it would not matter a straw if she kept him there the

remainder. Drawing from these premises certain corollaries, he

resolved to ask her favours as a simple woman. Then he determined to

kill everybody--the husband, the wife, or himself--rather than lose

the distaff whereon to spin one hour of joy. Indeed, he was so mad

with love, that he believed life to be but a small stake in the game

of love, since one single day of it was worth a thousand lives.

The Florentine chiselled away at his statues, thinking of his evening,

and thus spoiled many a nose thinking of something else. Noticing

this, he left his work, perfumed himself, and went to listen to the

sweet words of his lady, with the hope of turning them into deeds; but

when he was in the presence of his sovereign, her feminine majesty

made itself felt, and poor Cappara, such a lion in street, looked

sheepish when gazing at his victim. This notwithstanding, towards the

hour when desire becomes heated, he was almost in the lady’s lap and

held her tightly clasped. He had obtained a kiss, had taken it, much

to his delight; for, when they give it, the ladies retain the right of

refusal, but when they left it to be taken, the lover may take a

thousand. This is the reason why all of them are accustomed to let it

be taken. The Florentine has stolen a great number, and things were

going on admirably, when the lady, who had been thrifty with her

favours, cried, “My husband!”

And, in fact, my lord had just returned from playing tennis, and the

sculptor had to leave the place, but not without receiving a warm

glance from the lady interrupted in her pleasure. This was all his

substance, pittance and enjoyment during a whole month, since on the

brink of his joy always came the said husband, and he always arrived

wisely between a point-blank refusal and those little sweet caresses

with which women always season their refusals--little things which

reanimate love and render it all the stronger. And when the sculptor,

out of patience, commenced, immediately upon his arrival, the skirmish

of the skirt, in order that victory might arrive before the husband,

to whom, no doubt, these disturbances were not without profit, his

fine lady, seeing desire written in the eyes of her sculptor,

commenced endless quarrels and altercations; at first she pretended to

be jealous in order to rail against love; then appeased the anger of

the little one with the moisture of a kiss, then kept the conversation

to herself, and kept on saying that her lover should be good, obedient

to her will, otherwise she would not yield to him her life and soul;

that a desire was a small thing to offer a mistress; that she was more

courageous, because loving more she sacrificed more, and to his

propositions she would exclaim, “Silence, sir!” with the air of a

queen, and at times she would put on an angry look, to reply to the

reproachs of Cappara: “If you are not as I wish you to be, I will no

longer love you.”

The poor Italian saw, when it was too late, that this was not a noble

love, one of those which does not mete out joy as a miser his crowns;

and that this lady took delight in letting him jump about outside the

hedge and be master of everything, provided he touched not the garden

of love. At this business Cappara became a savage enough to kill

anyone, and took with him trusty companions, his friends, to whom he

gave the task of attacking the husband while walking home to bed after

his game of tennis with the king. He came to his lady at the

accustomed hour when the sweet sports of love were in full swing,

which sports were long, lasting kisses, hair twisted and untwisted,

hand bitten with passion, ears as well; indeed, the whole business,

with the exception of that especial thing which good authors rightly

find abominable. The Florentine exclaims between two hearty kisses--

“Sweet one, do you love me more than anything?”

“Yes,” said she, because words never cost anything.

“Well then,” replied the lover, “be mine in deed as in word.”

“But,” said she, “my husband will be here directly.”

“Is that the only reason?” said he.

“Yes.”

“I have friends who will cross him, and will not let him go unless I

show a torch at this window. If he complain to the king, my friends

will say, they thought they were playing a joke on one of their own

set.”

“Ah, my dear,” said she, “let me see if everyone in the house is gone

to bed.”

She rose, and held the light to the window. Seeing which Cappara blew

out the candle, seized his sword, and placing himself in front of the

woman, whose scorn and evil mind he recognised.

“I will not kill you, madame,” said he, “but I will mark your face in

such a manner you will never again coquette with young lovers whose

lives you waste. You have deceived me shamefully, and are not a

respectable woman. You must know that a kiss will never sustain life

in a true lover, and that a kissed mouth needs the rest. Your have

made my life forever dull and wretched; now I will make you remember

forever my death, which you have caused. You shall never again behold

yourself in a glass without seeing there my face also.” Then he raised

his arm, and held the sword ready to cut off a good slice of the fresh

fair cheek, where still all the traces of his kiss remained. And the

lady exclaimed, “You wretch!”

“Hold your tongue,” said he; “you told me that you loved me better

than anything. Now you say otherwise; each evening have you raised me

a little nearer to heaven; with one blow you cast me into hell, and

you think that your petticoat can save you from a lover’s wrath--No!”

“Ah, my Angelo! I am thine,” said she, marvelling at this man glaring

with rage.

But he, stepping three paces back, replied, “Ah, woman of the court

and wicked heart, thou lovest, then, thy face better than thy lover.”

She turned pale, and humbly held up her face, for she understood that

at this moment her past perfidy wronged her present love. With a

single blow Angelo slashed her face, then left her house, and quitted

the country. The husband not having been stopped by reason of that

light which was seen by the Florentines, found his wife minus her left

cheek. But she spoke not a word in spite of her agony; she loved her

Cappara more than life itself. Nevertheless, the husband wished to

know whence preceded this wound. No one having been there except the

Florentine, he complained to the king, who had his workman hastily

pursued, and ordered him to be hanged at Blois. On the day of

execution a noble lady was seized with a desire to save this

courageous man, whom she believed to be a lover of the right sort. She

begged the king to give him to her, which he did willingly. But

Cappara declaring that he belonged entirely to his lady, the memory of

whom he could not banish entirely, entered the Church, became a

cardinal and a great savant, and used to say in his old age that he

had existed upon the remembrance of the joys tasted in those poor

hours of anguish; in which he was, at the same time, both very well

and very badly treated by his lady. There are authors saying

afterwards he succeeded better with his old sweetheart, whose cheek

healed; but I cannot believe this, because he was a man of heart, who

had a high opinion of the holy joys of love.

This teaches us nothing worth knowing, unless it be that there are

unlucky meetings in life, since this tale is in every way true. If in

other places the author has overshot the truth, this one will gain for

him the indulgence of the conclave or lovers.

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