THE BROTHERS-IN-ARMS

At the commencement of the reign of King Henry, second of the name,

who loved so well the fair Diana, there existed still a ceremony of

which the usage has since become much weakened, and which has

altogether disappeared, like an infinity of the good things of the

olden times. This fine and noble custom was the choice which all

knights made of a brother-in-arms. After having recognised each other

as two loyal and brave men, each one of this pretty couple was married

for life to the other; both became brothers, the one had to defend the

other in battling against the enemies who threatened him, and at Court

against the friends who slandered him. In the absence of his companion

the other was expected to say to one who should have accused his good

brother of any disloyalty, wickedness or dark felony, “You have lied

by your throat,” and so go into the field instantly, so sure was the

one of the honour of the other. There is no need to add, that the one

was always the second of the other in all affairs, good or evil, and

that they shared all good or evil fortune. They were better than the

brothers who are only united by the hazard of nature, since they were

fraternised by the bonds of an especial sentiment, involuntary and

mutual, and thus the fraternity of arms has produced splendid

characters, as brave as those of the ancient Greeks, Romans, or

others. . . . But this is not my subject; the history of these things

has been written by the historians of our country, and everyone knows

them.

Now at this time two young gentlemen of Touraine, of whom one was the

Cadet of Maille, and the other Sieur de Lavalliere, became

brothers-in-arms on the day they gained their spurs. They were leaving

the house of Monsieur de Montmorency, where they had been nourished with

the good doctrines of this great Captain, and had shown how contagious

is valour in such good company, for at the battle of Ravenna they

merited the praises of the oldest knights. It was in the thick of this

fierce fight that Maille, saved by the said Lavalliere, with whom he

had had a quarrel or two, perceived that this gentleman had a noble

heart. As they had each received slashes in the doublets, they

baptised their fraternity with their blood, and were ministered to

together in one and the same bed under the tent of Monsieur de

Montmorency their master. It is necessary to inform you that, contrary

to the custom of his family, which was always to have a pretty face,

the Cadet of Maille was not of a pleasing physiognomy, and had

scarcely any beauty but that of the devil. For the rest he was lithe

as a greyhound, broad shouldered and strongly built as King Pepin, who

was a terrible antagonist. On the other hand, the Sieur de Lavalliere

was a dainty fellow, for whom seemed to have been invented rich laces,

silken hose, and cancellated shoes. His long dark locks were pretty as

a lady’s ringlets, and he was, to be brief, a child with whom all the

women would be glad to play. One day the Dauphine, niece of the Pope,

said laughingly to the Queen of Navarre, who did not dislike these

little jokes, “that this page was a plaster to cure every ache,” which

caused the pretty little Tourainian to blush, because, being only

sixteen, he took this gallantry as a reproach.

Now on his return from Italy the Cadet of Maille found the slipper of

marriage ready for his foot, which his mother had obtained for him in

the person of Mademoiselle d’Annebaut, who was a graceful maiden of

good appearance, and well furnished with everything, having a splendid

hotel in the Rue Barbette, with handsome furniture and Italian

paintings and many considerable lands to inherit. Some days after the

death of King Francis--a circumstance which planted terror in the

heart of everyone, because his said Majesty had died in consequence of

an attack of the Neapolitan sickness, and that for the future there

would be no security even with princesses of the highest birth--the

above-named Maille was compelled to quit the Court in order to go and

arrange certain affairs of great importance in Piedmont. You may be

sure that he was very loath to leave his good wife, so young, so

delicate, so sprightly, in the midst of the dangers, temptations,

snares and pitfalls of this gallant assemblage, which comprised so

many handsome fellows, bold as eagles, proud of mein, and as fond of

women as the people are partial to Paschal hams. In this state of

intense jealousy everything made him ill at ease; but by dint of much

thinking, it occurred to him to make sure of his wife in the manner

about to be related. He invited his good brother-in-arms to come at

daybreak on the morning of his departure. Now directly he heard

Lavalliere’s horse in the courtyard, he leaped out of bed, leaving his

sweet and fair better-half sleeping that gentle, dreamy, dozing sleep

so beloved by dainty ladies and lazy people. Lavalliere came to him,

and the two companions, hidden in the embrasure of the window, greeted

each other with a loyal clasp of the hand, and immediately Lavalliere

said to Maille--

“I should have been here last night in answer to thy summons, but I

had a love suit on with my lady, who had given me an assignation; I

could in no way fail to keep it, but I quitted her at dawn. Shall I

accompany thee? I have told her of thy departure, she has promised me

to remain without any amour; we have made a compact. If she deceives

me--well a friend is worth more than a mistress!”

“Oh! my good brother” replied the Maille, quite overcome with these

words, “I wish to demand of thee a still higher proof of thy brave

heart. Wilt thou take charge of my wife, defend her against all, be

her guide, keep her in check and answer to me for the integrity of my

head? Thou canst stay here during my absence, in the green-room, and

be my wife’s cavalier.”

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