The Man and His Newspaper

At a little station, which I decline to specify, somewhere between

Oxford and Guildford, I missed a connection or miscalculated a route

in such manner that I was left stranded for rather more than an hour.

I adore waiting at railway stations, but this was not a very sumptuous

specimen. There was nothing on the platform except a chocolate automatic

machine, which eagerly absorbed pennies but produced no corresponding

chocolate, and a small paper-stall with a few remaining copies of a

cheap imperial organ which we will call the Daily Wire. It does not

matter which imperial organ it was, as they all say the same thing.

Though I knew it quite well already, I read it with gravity as I

strolled out of the station and up the country road. It opened with the

striking phrase that the Radicals were setting class against class. It

went on to remark that nothing had contributed more to make our Empire

happy and enviable, to create that obvious list of glories which you can

supply for yourself, the prosperity of all classes in our great cities,

our populous and growing villages, the success of our rule in Ireland,

etc., etc., than the sound Anglo-Saxon readiness of all classes in the

State “to work heartily hand-in-hand.” It was this alone, the paper

assured me, that had saved us from the horrors of the French Revolution.

“It is easy for the Radicals,” it went on very solemnly, “to make jokes

about the dukes. Very few of these revolutionary gentlemen have given

to the poor one half of the earnest thought, tireless unselfishness, and

truly Christian patience that are given to them by the great landlords

of this country. We are very sure that the English people, with their

sturdy common sense, will prefer to be in the hands of English gentlemen

rather than in the miry claws of Socialistic buccaneers.”

Just when I had reached this point I nearly ran into a man. Despite the

populousness and growth of our villages, he appeared to be the only man

for miles, but the road up which I had wandered turned and narrowed with

equal abruptness, and I nearly knocked him off the gate on which he

was leaning. I pulled up to apologize, and since he seemed ready for

society, and even pathetically pleased with it, I tossed the Daily

Wire over a hedge and fell into speech with him. He wore a wreck of

respectable clothes, and his face had that plebeian refinement which one

sees in small tailors and watchmakers, in poor men of sedentary trades.

Behind him a twisted group of winter trees stood up as gaunt and

tattered as himself, but I do not think that the tragedy that he

symbolized was a mere fancy from the spectral wood. There was a fixed

look in his face which told that he was one of those who in keeping body

and soul together have difficulties not only with the body, but also

with the soul.

He was a Cockney by birth, and retained the touching accent of those

streets from which I am an exile; but he had lived nearly all his life

in this countryside; and he began to tell me the affairs of it in that

formless, tail-foremost way in which the poor gossip about their great

neighbours. Names kept coming and going in the narrative like charms or

spells, unaccompanied by any biographical explanation. In particular

the name of somebody called Sir Joseph multiplied itself with the

omnipresence of a deity. I took Sir Joseph to be the principal landowner

of the district; and as the confused picture unfolded itself, I began to

form a definite and by no means pleasing picture of Sir Joseph. He was

spoken of in a strange way, frigid and yet familiar, as a child might

speak of a stepmother or an unavoidable nurse; something intimate, but

by no means tender; something that was waiting for you by your own bed

and board; that told you to do this and forbade you to do that, with a

caprice that was cold and yet somehow personal. It did not appear that

Sir Joseph was popular, but he was “a household word.” He was not

so much a public man as a sort of private god or omnipotence. The

particular man to whom I spoke said he had “been in trouble,” and that

Sir Joseph had been “pretty hard on him.”

And under that grey and silver cloudland, with a background of those

frost-bitten and wind-tortured trees, the little Londoner told me a tale

which, true or false, was as heartrending as Romeo and Juliet.

He had slowly built up in the village a small business as a

photographer, and he was engaged to a girl at one of the lodges, whom he

loved with passion. “I'm the sort that 'ad better marry,” he said;

and for all his frail figure I knew what he meant. But Sir Joseph,

and especially Sir Joseph's wife, did not want a photographer in

the village; it made the girls vain, or perhaps they disliked this

particular photographer. He worked and worked until he had just enough

to marry on honestly; and almost on the eve of his wedding the lease

expired, and Sir Joseph appeared in all his glory. He refused to

renew the lease; and the man went wildly elsewhere. But Sir Joseph was

ubiquitous; and the whole of that place was barred against him. In all

that country he could not find a shed to which to bring home his bride.

The man appealed and explained; but he was disliked as a demagogue, as

well as a photographer. Then it was as if a black cloud came across the

winter sky; for I knew what was coming. I forget even in what words

he told of Nature maddened and set free. But I still see, as in a

photograph, the grey muscles of the winter trees standing out like tight

ropes, as if all Nature were on the rack.

“She 'ad to go away,” he said.

“Wouldn't her parents,” I began, and hesitated on the word “forgive.”

“Oh, her people forgave her,” he said. “But Her Ladyship...”

“Her Ladyship made the sun and moon and stars,” I said, impatiently. “So

of course she can come between a mother and the child of her body.”

“Well, it does seem a bit 'ard...” he began with a break in his voice.

“But, good Lord, man,” I cried, “it isn't a matter of hardness! It's a

matter of impious and indecent wickedness. If your Sir Joseph knew

the passions he was playing with, he did you a wrong for which in many

Christian countries he would have a knife in him.”

The man continued to look across the frozen fields with a frown. He

certainly told his tale with real resentment, whether it was true or

false, or only exaggerated. He was certainly sullen and injured; but he

did not seem to think of any avenue of escape. At last he said:

“Well, it's a bad world; let's 'ope there's a better one.”

“Amen,” I said. “But when I think of Sir Joseph, I understand how men

have hoped there was a worse one.”

Then we were silent for a long time and felt the cold of the day

crawling up, and at last I said, abruptly:

“The other day at a Budget meeting, I heard.”

He took his elbows off the stile and seemed to change from head to foot

like a man coming out of sleep with a yawn. He said in a totally

new voice, louder but much more careless, “Ah yes, sir,... this 'ere

Budget... the Radicals are doing a lot of 'arm.”

I listened intently, and he went on. He said with a sort of careful

precision, “Settin' class against class; that's what I call it. Why,

what's made our Empire except the readiness of all classes to work

'eartily 'and-in-'and.”

He walked a little up and down the lane and stamped with the cold.

Then he said, “What I say is, what else kept us from the 'errors of the

French Revolution?”

My memory is good, and I waited in tense eagerness for the phrase that

came next. “They may laugh at Dukes; I'd like to see them 'alf as kind

and Christian and patient as lots of the landlords are. Let me tell you,

sir,” he said, facing round at me with the final air of one launching a

paradox. “The English people 'ave some common sense, and they'd rather

be in the 'ands of gentlemen than in the claws of a lot of Socialist

thieves.”

I had an indescribable sense that I ought to applaud, as if I were a

public meeting. The insane separation in the man's soul between his

experience and his ready-made theory was but a type of what covers a

quarter of England. As he turned away, I saw the Daily Wire sticking

out of his shabby pocket. He bade me farewell in quite a blaze of

catchwords, and went stumping up the road. I saw his figure grow smaller

and smaller in the great green landscape; even as the Free Man has grown

smaller and smaller in the English countryside.

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