“It is unnecessary, monsieur, for the house has not changed owners. I

bought it simply to restore it to this poor farmer and his unfortunate

family, whom this gentleman proposed to drive into the fields to sleep.”

The words were no sooner out of his mouth than Guillot’s whole family

threw themselves at their benefactor’s feet, and, unable to find words

to express their gratitude, confined themselves to looking up into his

face and kissing his hand and the hem of his jacket.

The tableau was touching enough to move every feeling heart. Honorine

and Agathe did not try to conceal their tears.

But Madame Droguet’s party, sorely vexed at the turn affairs had taken,

still tried to sneer at what was taking place.

“Bless my soul! this is superb!” said one.

“It is truly magnificent!”

“This scene was all arranged beforehand, doubtless, with the two

ladies--that man’s friends. They wanted to produce a great effect.”

But these ebullitions of spite found no echo. Even Doctor Antoine

exclaimed:

“I don’t know whether the gentleman from the Tower intended to produce

an effect, but I regard as very noble what he has just done; it

reconciles me to him and his dog.”

To add to Madame Droguet’s ill humor, her husband persisted in holding

the big bellows under her nose, saying:

“No wind! I assure you, _bobonne_, that it doesn’t blow, it won’t work

at all.”

“Hold your tongue, Droguet!” she replied; “I will find a way to make it

work, I tell you.”

The sale came to an end with the purchase of the house for two thousand

francs. The auctioneer soon had the account made up; Monsieur

Jarnouillard being paid and the legal costs deducted, he called Guillot,

to whom he handed one thousand and fifteen francs, the residue.

The farmer exclaimed aloud in his amazement:

“What! that gentleman lets me keep my house and gives me all this money

too! Oh! this is too much! I don’t deserve all this!”

“Yes, for you have four children to bring up, and you took your niece

into your family too,” said Paul. “I know whom I am helping, you see.

Now you can afford to take a few moments’ rest, and spare yourself the

time to caress your children.”

Honorine meanwhile had told Poucette that her aunt could replace in the

house all the things that she had bought with the purpose of giving them

back to her.

But the peasant, who deemed herself rich now, ran after Madame Dalmont

and said:

“You too are very kind to us, madame, but now we’re not poor any more,

thanks to the kindness of the gentleman from the Tower, so please let us

pay back what you gave for all those things.”

“No, indeed,” said Honorine, “I too wish to have some share in your

happiness; and if I had not the power to do as much as monsieur, surely

you know that I had the inclination.”

Paul was within a few yards of Honorine, and the peasants speedily

informed him what that lady had done for them at the sale. Thereupon he

turned and bowed very low to her, saying:

“I am fortunate, madame, to have been able to imitate you in something!”

“You have done much more than I, monsieur,” Honorine replied, lowering

her eyes.

“The merit of a good deed, madame, consists not in its money value, but

in the way of doing it.”

And, after gazing earnestly for several seconds at the young woman, Paul

bowed again to her and Agathe, and walked away, calling his dog, who was

loath to leave Agathe and the farmer’s family, whom he seemed to look

upon as old acquaintances.

Then Honorine took her friend’s arm, saying to her in a voice trembling

with emotion:

“Let us return home; I am well satisfied with my day’s work!”

“And I trust that you will not think ill of Monsieur Paul any more now?”

“Hush! what are you talking about?”

“For my part, I am awfully sorry that Monsieur Edmond did not see all

that took place here; I am sure that he would have been pleased with the

happiness of that poor family. But we will tell him all about it.”

Madame Droguet also left the spot with her party.

“I didn’t expect to be paid in full!” said Monsieur Jarnouillard, who

was annoyed because the farmer’s house had not fallen to him.

“Madame Dalmont gave Guillot’s wife everything that she bought!” said

the doctor. “That was a very pretty idea!”

“Pray don’t tire us out with your pretty ideas, doctor! Those people

were acting a comedy--nothing else; they were all in concert, like

thieves at a fair! Don’t you think so, Monsieur Luminot?”

“I do; and I will say more; I am entirely of your opinion!”

“_Bobonne_, this bellows won’t work; I can’t get any wind!”

“Very good, monsieur, that will do; you say that just to annoy me!

Beware! there are other bellows than that!”[A]

[A] _Soufflet_--a bellows--means also a box on the ear.

VIII

HOW CHAMOUREAU HONORS HIS NEW PROPERTY

A short time after the sale on execution, the result of which was so

favorable to the Guillot family, an exciting piece of news gained

currency in the little village of Chelles, and set the tongues of all

the gossips of the locality in motion once more. For, you know, the

smaller a place is, the more pleasure the people take in meddling with

other people’s business.

It was the former dealer in wines, the facetious Luminot, who appeared

at Madame Droguet’s one morning, crying:

“Have you heard the news--the great news?”

“Dear me! no, we haven’t heard anything; how do you expect me to hear

anything, with Monsieur Droguet thinking of nothing but his horrid

Lancers quadrille, which he will never learn.--Tell me, Monsieur

Luminot, what is it about?”

“You know that delightful estate, located in the pleasantest spot in the

whole neighborhood--that lovely villa which was built for a former

artiste from the Vaudeville, who sold it to a Parisian confectioner, who

became insolvent?”

“The Goldfish Villa, you mean? so called because there’s a pond full of

them there.”

“I didn’t know that; that’s an additional advantage of the property.”

“Well, what about the house?”

“It was sold a few days ago--to some very distinguished people, so it

seems, and necessarily very rich, for nobody else could indulge in such

a country house.”

“Mon Dieu! it’s no château; I believe they wanted sixty thousand francs

for it; they probably sold it for fifty.”

“Well, fifty thousand francs for a country house, where you don’t live

all the time, is no trifle; and think of all you have to spend when you

buy a place! There’s a park of ten acres----”

“It isn’t a park, it’s a garden with a clump of trees.”

“I beg pardon--a garden of ten acres! that’s too big for a garden.”

“If you insist on calling it a park, I’ve no objection. Well, who are

these distinguished people who have bought the Goldfish Villa?”

“They have a carriage.”

“They have a carriage!--with horses?”

“Yes, indeed, with real horses! There are just the husband and wife--no

children. They live in great style, and they say the lady’s extremely

pretty--and so stylish!”

“All right; we shall see how that is. I doubt whether this person

dresses any better than I do. Did you see the dress I had on last

Tuesday, Luminot?”

“I must have seen it!”

“The man didn’t so much as notice it! a gray damask with green stripes.”

“Oh, yes! it was magnificent; you were at least twelve feet round.”

“I am not talking about how large round I was; I am talking about the

material of my dress, which cost twenty francs a yard; and it’s so stiff

that it stands alone! it’s superb!”

“You were simply gorgeous!”

“Bah! you men think of nothing but novelty; you go into ecstasies

beforehand over a woman you don’t know.”

“I am not going into ecstasies over her; I am simply repeating what I

have been told; and I am very glad to see nice people flocking to our

part of the country.”

“What are the names of these nice people?”

“Wait a moment--they told me the person’s name--it’s an odd name--that

of a place in the outskirts of Paris--a well-known place.”

“What! these distinguished people bear the name of a place?”

“Why not?--It isn’t Saint-Cloud.”

“Ha! ha! Monsieur and Madame Saint-Cloud! that would be amusing!”

“It isn’t Vaugirard--the devil! I did know the name. It isn’t La

Villette!”

Luminot was interrupted by the arrival of Madame Remplumé, who rushed

into the room as eagerly as he had done.

“Madame Droguet, I’ve heard some news----”

“My dear woman, I fancy that your news isn’t news to me. The Goldfish

Villa is sold, isn’t it?”

“Ah! you know it! but it’s just out.”

“I have only known it a minute; neighbor Luminot came to tell us.”

“How in the world does he make out to get all the news first?”

“Oh! I walk about here and there and everywhere, mesdames.”

“The new owners are to come to-day to take possession of their property,

where they mean to pass the whole summer.”

“Ah! that is something we didn’t know. And what is the name of these

people? Monsieur Luminot can’t remember.”

“Their name--wait a minute; I heard what it was; it’s near La

Courtille.”

“Their name is near La Courtille! Really, I don’t understand.--Well,

Droguet, have you finished your pirouetting? I have zigzags before my

eyes, it makes me see stars to watch him whirl round like that; when I

married him I didn’t get a husband, but a teetotum--nothing else!”

Madame Jarnouillard soon increased this amiable party by her presence.

“My compliments to the company,” she said; “I came to inform you that

the confectioner’s estate is sold at last; but I’ll wager that you all

know it.”

“Yes, yes--we know it.”

“But no one can remember the purchaser’s name.”

“Monsieur de Belleville.”

“That’s it, yes, that’s it; didn’t I tell you it was in the outskirts of

Paris?”

“Why, you didn’t tell us so at all; Monsieur Belleville; that’s a real

name.”

“_De_ Belleville!”

“Is there a _de_?”

“Yes, they are nobles.”

“It’s to be hoped that they will be decently polite; that they will call

on us, and not act like those minxes at the Courtivaux house.”

“Oh! there’s no danger! On the contrary, it seems that the lady intends

to give some gorgeous fêtes, and invite the whole neighborhood!”

“Really! How do you know that so soon, Madame Jarnouillard?”

“Oh! because the last time the purchasers came in their carriage to

inspect the property--that is to say, the lady came alone; no one has

seen the husband yet--Jarnouillard, who happened to be passing, led

their coachman into conversation, in order to get some information.”

“That was an excellent idea, very prudent; in that way one finds out who

people are. Did the coachman say anything more?”

“His masters are very rich; they live in the Chaussée d’Antin in

Paris.”

“Oh, well! if they live in the Chaussée d’Antin, I have the very highest

opinion of their morality!”

“And they are to take possession to-day?”

“So it is said.”

“Jarnouillard will take occasion to walk by the Goldfish Villa, and he

will find out whether the new owners are there.”

“Really, Monsieur Jarnouillard is a most invaluable man for obtaining

information!”

That same day, about two o’clock in the afternoon, a fine open calèche

rumbled noisily through the little village of Chelles. The coachman had

received orders to crack his whip constantly, and he acquitted himself

of that duty so zealously that the children shrieked and fled as he

passed, the hens had barely time to reach their dung-heaps, the dogs

barked, and everybody ran to see what was happening.

On the back seat of the calèche sat Monsieur and Madame de Belleville.

Thélénie, in a fascinating morning costume, assumed the careless air,

accompanied by disdainful movements of the head, which the belles of the

demi-monde always have at their command, to throw dust in the eyes of

fools. Chamoureau sat very straight and stiff; he might readily have

been taken for a man of wood placed there to do escort duty.

The front seat was occupied by the lady’s maid, Mademoiselle Mélie; and

the cook sat on the box beside the coachman.

Then there was a multitude of boxes, packages and trunks; Chamoureau

held four boxes on his knees, the maid three, and madame none.

Thélénie had wasted no time after the conversation with her husband, in

which he had told her that Edmond had a love-affair at Chelles and had

hired a house there; she had started at once for that quarter, and on

arriving had inquired concerning houses for sale or for rent in the

village. There was nothing for rent except some small apartments

unsuited to her new position. But the confectioner’s house was for sale,

and was pointed out to her as the most desirable estate in the place.

Thélénie went at once to inspect the Goldfish Villa. It had been built

for one of our fashionable actresses, so that it was certain to please

Thélénie, and on leaving it she went at once to the person in whose

hands the estate had been placed for sale; the bargain was soon struck

and an appointment made for the next day, at a notary’s in Paris.

Thélénie, who carried the key to the cash-box, paid cash for her

purchase; so that Chamoureau, when he brought the _Petites-Affiches_ to

his wife the next day, that she might make a selection among the estates

offered for sale in the suburbs, was greatly surprised to learn that

everything had been done, and that he was the owner of a fine country

house at Chelles.

“I say! at Chelles!” cried Chamoureau; “that’s funny enough.”

“What is there funny about it, monsieur?”

“Why, Chelles is the very place where Edmond Didier has hired a house,

in order to be near Madame Dalmont and her young friend.”

“Well, monsieur, what difference does that make to us? is it any of our

business? Because Monsieur Edmond is carrying on an intrigue in that

neighborhood, should that prevent me from buying a charming estate in a

lovely country which I like immensely?”

“Certainly not, my dear love; I didn’t mean anything of the kind; I

simply made the remark.”

“Another time keep your remarks to yourself; but make all your purchases

and preparations; in five days we will go down to take possession of our

new estate. I require that length of time to have the dresses made and

the bonnets that I want to take with me.”

The five days having passed, Chamoureau came to take possession of a

country house which he had never seen. When they drove through the

village, where many of the streets were narrow, dirty and ill-paved, he

did not fail to exclaim:

“Charming country! delightful country! It reminds me of Switzerland.”

“Have you been in Switzerland, monsieur?”

“No, but I had a client who used often to talk to me about it. How

delicious the country air is! what a pleasure to breathe it!”

At that moment Thélénie was holding her handkerchief to her face because

they were passing a heap of offal and muddy water which emitted a most

offensive odor.

“You are not happy in your observations, monsieur; there is a horrible

smell here.”

“That’s nothing, madame; a pond stirred up by the ducks--that’s all;

it’s gone already.--There are some very pretty houses. Ah! this one is

built in imitation of a chalet; that’s an original idea.”

“Have you ever seen any real chalets, monsieur?”

“No; but one of my clients drew a sketch of one for me.”

“Monsieur de Belleville, I trust that you will soon stop talking about

your clients; you must try not to say such things before company. Why

need you let people know that you were once in business? You are

stupid!”

“Why, madame, I might have been an advocate; that’s a fine profession!”

“Ha! ha! an advocate! you an advocate! Great heaven! who would believe

it?”

“Everybody is running to their doors and windows to see us pass,

madame.”

“Good! they are quite right!”

“Shall I bow, my dear?”

“I should say not! Why should you bow? Do you imagine yourself somebody

of importance--a prefect--a general?”

“I am not, but I might be! Well, then, I will content myself with

smiling at the people.”

“No, no, monsieur; don’t smile either, I beg you; it’s not necessary.”

“But I must do something.”

“Look out for what you have on your knees; that’s the best thing you can

do.”

“Ah! the landscape becomes positively enchanting. Are we approaching our

property?”

“Yes, monsieur; look--on the right--you can see it from here.”

“What! that magnificent house, with a terrace and jars of flowers?”

“Yes, monsieur.”

“And that beautiful avenue of lindens in front is ours too?”

“To be sure; it goes with the house.”

“And we are going to drive through that avenue?”

“Of course; would you prefer to fly over it?”

“Madame, I am dazzled--enchanted.”

“Don’t look so enchanted, monsieur; one would think that you never had

seen anything before.”

“But there’s a gate at the end of the avenue; ah! it’s open; is there

somebody at the house?”

“There is the gardener, who acts as concierge too, and whom I have

retained.”

“Very good. Yes, I see a man by the gate; he expects us, no doubt.”

“I sent him word that we should come to-day.”

The calèche arrived at the gate, at which stood an old peasant with a

rake over his shoulder, who bowed humbly to his new masters when their

carriage turned into the avenue.

Chamoureau, bewildered by all that he saw, exclaimed:

“Why didn’t he fire?”

“Fire what, monsieur?”

“His gun.”

“In order to do that, he would have to have one.”

“Wasn’t that a gun over his shoulder?”

“No, monsieur, it was a rake.”

“Oh! I thought it was a gun; a gun would have been better, for he could

have fired it on our arrival.”

“Once more, monsieur, remember that you are not the lord of the manor,

that you should be received with a salvo of musketry!”

“That makes no difference, madame; a servant always has the right to

discharge his gun when his masters come home.”

“If all servants did that every time that their masters came home there

would be an incessant fusillade everywhere.”

At last the carriage drew up in front of a pretty stoop. The maid

alighted; Chamoureau, who was in a hurry to inspect his property,

attempted to do the same and dropped on the ground all the boxes and

packages that he had on his knees.

Thereupon Thélénie made a great outcry and applied some far from

complimentary epithets to her husband. To escape that deluge of abuse,

the new proprietor darted up the steps, through the vestibule, up a

flight of stairs, and disappeared.

Thélénie bade the maid pick up the boxes, which contained elaborately

trimmed bonnets and caps--hence her wrath against her husband. They

were all taken up to the apartment which madame had chosen for her own.

Mademoiselle Mélie went into ecstasies over the elegance and convenient

arrangement of the rooms, and the beauty of the view, while she dressed

her mistress, who began operations by changing her costume; then the

maid went to her own room.

Thélénie, alone in a dainty boudoir adjoining her bedroom, opened a

window from which several of the houses in the village were visible, and

glanced at them a moment, saying to herself:

“I shall soon know where Edmond lives, and those women whom he goes to

see. Why should I not find out now?--Mélie!”

The maid answered the call at once.

“Go and bring the concierge to me; if he is not downstairs, you will

find him in the garden.”

The concierge speedily obeyed his new mistress’s summons.

“First of all, what is your name? I have forgotten it.”

“Thomasseau, madame, at your service.”

“Tell me, Thomasseau, do you know this country well?”

“Like my pocket, madame.”

“There was a house, belonging to one Monsieur Courtivaux, which was

purchased by a lady a few months ago?”

“Yes, yes--by Madame Dalmont; she took Poucette, Guillot’s niece, into

her service.”

“That’s the very one; and she has a young woman with her----”

“Mamzelle Agathe--a fine slip of a girl!”

“Well, tell me, Thomasseau, in which direction is that lady’s house?”

“Oh! it’s at the other side of the village, in sight of the railroad.”

“And I can’t see it from this window?”

“No, madame, there’s too many houses in between.”

“Do you know also where a young man from Paris lives--a very fashionable

young man, who has hired a large house just for himself alone?”

“A nice-looking, dandified young gentleman? that must be the one who’s

hired Monsieur Durand’s house.”

“His name is Edmond Didier.”

“That’s it, Monsieur Edmond; well, he lives not far from Madame

Droguet’s, on the main street.”

“Can I see his house from here?”

“No better than the other; it’s on the other side, where the land slopes

off a little; the village ain’t as even as a mirror.”

“Very well; thanks.--I cannot see their houses,” thought the beautiful

brunette, “but that won’t prevent my knowing what they do on the other

side of the village. I will go out and walk about my garden; it’s quite

extensive and there must be other points of view.”

Thélénie wandered through the garden and through the little wood, which

might have passed muster as a park. She ascended several low hills on

which were built pretty summer-houses, whence one could overlook the

surrounding country; but as she was not familiar with it, she made no

progress.

After a long stroll the lady with the great black eyes returned to her

apartment, which she examined more in detail; then she gave orders for

the dinner to be hurried forward, the change of air having sharpened her

appetite.

All this had taken time, and Thélénie suddenly remembered that she had

not seen her husband since their arrival. She concluded that he was

sulky because she had abused him so on the subject of her bandboxes, and

she gave no further thought to him.

Meanwhile time passed, and madame was informed that dinner was served.

“Very well,” said Thélénie; “tell monsieur that I am going to dine.”

“But where shall I find monsieur, madame?”

“Where will you find him? why, in his apartment, I presume.”

“Where is his apartment, madame?”

“Just opposite mine--in the right wing, on the first floor.”

Mademoiselle went in search of her master; but she soon returned and

said:

“I have been to all the rooms you mentioned, madame, and I haven’t been

able to find monsieur.”

“Then he must be in the garden; that man is intolerable--to make us hunt

for him like this! he must know that it’s dinner-time. Tell Thomasseau

to look for monsieur in the park, and let Lapierre help him; I am dying

of hunger, and I am going to dine.”

Madame seated herself at the table and ate her soup. She came to the

_hors d’œuvre_ and still Chamoureau did not appear; but the gardener

and the coachman reported that they had looked everywhere and that

monsieur was certainly not in the garden or in the wood.

“This is very strange! Where has he hidden himself? Can he have fallen

into some hole?”

“Oh! madame, there ain’t a single hole on your whole estate just now.”

“But the pond?”

“The pond’s only two feet and a half deep; you’d have to work pretty

hard to drown yourself in it!--Besides, Monsieur de Belleville ain’t a

child.”

“Madame,” said the maid, “monsieur was the first one to enter the house,

and we haven’t seen or heard him since. It’s a very strange thing! He

didn’t know the house, for it’s the first time he ever came here; he

must have got lost in the cellar.”

“It is hardly probable that Monsieur de Belleville began by rushing down

to inspect the cellar as soon as he got here. But no matter, let someone

go and look.”

The servants went down into the cellars, which were quite extensive;

they went through every part of them, calling their master, but they

found no one.

“Now let’s go up under the eaves,” said Mademoiselle Mélie; “for I am

convinced monsieur is in the house.”

They visited the attics, then the loft, but they did not find

Chamoureau.

“It must be that monsieur’s fallen into one of the wells,” cried the

gardener; “there’s two in the garden!”

And they were going down to inspect the wells, when, as they reached the

second floor, Mademoiselle Mélie thought that she heard a voice coming

from the end of a corridor which led to the toilet rooms.

“Wait a minute!” she said; “I heard something that sounded like a voice

calling; it came from this direction.”

They walked along the corridor, and soon they heard Chamoureau’s voice

distinctly, crying:

“Holà! help! this way! come and let me out! Sapristi! I’ve been shut up

here since morning, and I can’t get out!”

“Oh! mon Dieu! monsieur is shut up there! let’s hurry!”

The little _cabinet_ was at the very end of the corridor, and was

lighted from above only; to open the door, one had simply to push it,

then it closed automatically. But there was nothing inside to take hold

of--neither knob nor latch--so that the person who entered the place, if

he allowed the door to close, could not get out until someone came to

set him free.

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