CHAPTER XXXIII.

POST OFFICE PAUL PRYS.

Legislative enactments have been found no less necessary, to defend

the sacredness of private correspondence from the prying eye of

curiosity, than from the plundering hand of dishonesty.

There are many who would recoil from the thought of robbing a letter

of its pecuniary contents, but feel no compunction at violating its

secrecy for the sake of indulging an idle or a malicious

inquisitiveness, if the commission of the deed can be concealed. This

may not be called a common evil, and yet it exists; and it is one

against which Acts of Congress have been levelled almost in vain, for

there is perhaps hardly any portion of the laws of that body relative

to the protection of correspondence, through the mails, about which

there is felt so great a degree of security.

This violation of the first principles of decency and propriety, not

unfrequently leads to results more disastrous than those which are

caused even by robbery itself. The person, too, who indulges himself

in this disgraceful practice, cannot be sure that he will always keep

clear of more serious misdemeanors. He who pries into letters for one

purpose, may be led to pry into them for another. When one has become

accustomed to tampering with letter seals, he has broken through a

powerful restraint to crime, and has laid himself yet more open to the

assaults of temptation.

Sometimes a state of things exists in a neighborhood which clearly

shows that some unauthorized person is acquainted with the contents of

many of the letters passing-through the post-office, before the

rightful owners have received them. Secrets of the utmost importance

are suddenly blazed abroad, and those of less consequence are used to

inflict much annoyance upon the persons whom they concern. Those in

charge of the post-office become the objects of suspicion, and the

inhabitants of the infected district, if they are unable to obtain

positive proof of unlawful meddling with their correspondence, at

least show, by their endeavors to prevent their letters from going

through the dangerous channel, that they have lost their confidence in

the integrity of the post master, or of his assistants.

For instance,--Farmer Haycroft's daughter had settled the

preliminaries of a treaty of the most tender description with a young

gentleman of a neighboring city, though without the knowledge and

contrary to the wishes of the parental potentates on both sides. Their

happiness, it is clear, depended on preserving their secret inviolate.

Should it come to the ears of their "potent, grave, and reverend

_Seniors_," a storm of wrath might be expected like that which is seen

when two clouds, heavily charged, unite in pouring out their burden of

lightning, wind, and rain.

Therefore, in order to avoid such a consummation, interviews were not

risked, as being too hazardous, but a correspondence was carried on

under fictitious names.

Much solicitude was felt by the inquisitive matron who presided over

the _Pryington_ Post-Office, to know who "Elizabeth Greene" (the _nom

de guerre_ of the Haycroftian damsel) could be. So she

cross-questioned the boy who inquired for letters for the aforesaid

Elizabeth, but he was decidedly non-committal. And, as a last resort,

she sent her servant-maid to follow the unwary messenger, and see

where he went. She returned with the exciting intelligence that Jane

Haycroft met him and received from his hands the letter which the boy

had just taken from the office.

This information but aggravated the thirst for knowledge which raged

in the breast of the post mistress, and she inwardly resolved that she

would in some way unravel the mystery that lurked under the name of

"Elizabeth Greene."

The town was shortly after astonished with the news of the proposed

"match," and as the post-office dame was not supposed to deal in

_clairvoyance_, the inference was natural that some less creditable

but more certain method had been adopted to bring the important fact

to light.

The detection of supposed guilt in cases of this kind was formerly

very difficult, and heretofore the Special Agents had rather undertake

the investigation of a dozen cases of mail robbery than to attempt to

unearth one of these moles, working under ground, and gnawing at the

roots of their neighbor's reputation and happiness. For these Paul

Prys generally leave but few traces behind them by which they may be

ferreted out, however strong the grounds of suspicion may be.

Tests have been devised, however, by which these dealers in contraband

knowledge may be unerringly pointed out and detected in their

contemptible occupation. A letter may be opened, read, and resealed

never so carefully, yet by means of these tests the opening can be

satisfactorily proved, and the opener brought to justice, at least so

far as a removal from office can answer the ends of punishment.

A knowledge of this secret plan rests solely with the Post Master

General and his Special Agents, and it can only be communicated to the

latter under the most positive injunctions of secrecy. It will be

applied in all cases where there is reasonable ground for believing

that correspondence has been tampered with.

The legal penalty for this offence is five hundred dollars fine, and

imprisonment for twelve months.

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