CHAPTER IV.

High Crimes in low Places--Honest Baggage-masters--Suspicious

Circumstances--Watching the Suspected--Shunning the Dust--Honesty

Triumphant--An Episode--Unexpected Confession--The Night

Clerks--Conformity to Circumstances--Pat the Porter--Absents

himself--Physician consulted--The Dead Child--Hunting

Excursions--"No Go"--Pat explains his Absence--His Discharge--The

Grave-stones--Stolen Money appears--The Jolly Undertakers--Pat at

the Grave--More Hunting--Firing a Salute--Removing the

Deposits--Crossing the Ferry--Scene at the Post Office--Trip to

Brooklyn--Recovery of Money--Escape--Encounter with a

Policeman--Searching a Steamer--Waking the wrong

Passenger--Accomplices detained--Luxuries cut off--False

Imprisonment Suit--Michael on the Stand--Case dismissed.

Public confidence in the United States Mail, and in the integrity of

those connected therewith, never perhaps received a severer shock than

that which it suffered from the extensive robberies committed in the

Summer and Fall of 1853, by Pat R., at that time a night porter in the

New York Post Office. The range of _his_ ambition was by no means

commensurate with his humble station in life and the post office, and

his menial occupation did not repress aspirations which could render

him a fit rival to such men as Swartwout and Schuyler, both by the

extent of his schemes of villany, and the success with which they were

carried on.

He was no petty thief, content with doing a small but comparatively

safe business at filching, or at least, satisfied to begin with the

"day of small things;" but he had hardly taken the oath of office

before its strength was tested, and it proved no greater restraint to

him than a spider's thread to a wild buffalo. He at once plunged into

the tempting field which lay before him, and grasped with a greedy

clutch at every opportunity to enlarge his increasing store of

ill-gotten wealth. He would sometimes add thousands to his hoard in a

single night, and carried on these bold depredations for some time

unsuspected, not because he was _above_ suspicion, but because he was

_below_ it.

In other words, after these robberies had been pretty satisfactorily

traced to the New York office, it was necessary to establish the

innocence, so far as these losses were concerned, of a large number of

clerks, before suspicion fairly rested on the guilty party. Thus, when

the investigation was commenced, he was buried up, so to speak,

beneath so many protecting layers, all of which were removed before he

came to light. I will not attempt to give any idea of the quantity of

labor necessary in this and similar preliminary investigations.

Some of the numerous complaints made to the Department and the post

master of New York, involved large sums of money. Among them was a

package of $2000 in bank-notes, mailed at Middletown, Conn., for

Philadelphia, Penn. Another of $1800 from Bridgeport, Conn., to

Zanesville, Ohio. Still another of $1400 from Joliet, Ill., to New

York, and many other smaller sums, from $50 to $1000; also drafts,

notes, checks, &c, to an enormous amount in the aggregate. None of

these valuable remittances had been seen by any persons properly

interested in them, after they had passed out of the hands of the

senders.

Doubtless to those unacquainted with such matters, it may not prove

much for the efficiency of the Special Agent to state that the thefts

were occasionally repeated even after he had entered upon this

investigation. But the Agent employed in this instance always

preferred to catch the rogue, rather than frighten him, thereby

leaving innocent parties under the ban of suspicion, as well as

destroying all chances for the recovery of the property already

stolen. And the benefits and propriety of that course were fully

realized in the result of the important case under consideration.

As "it is the last straw which breaks the camel's back," so it is

often the stealing of the last letter which aids in bringing to light

the depredator of former ones.

I propose here to relate some details, which may be interesting, of

the means taken to "narrow down" and trace out those extensive

robberies, not so much on account of anything novel or original,

adopted at this or any other stage of the investigation, as to

demonstrate the value of a character that is proof against trying

temptation; and the dangerous position of those who are not at all

times thus fortified, although they may be innocent of the particular

offences charged.

With but few exceptions, the mails in which the missing letters and

money packages should have been conveyed to New York, would have come

from the East by the express night trains, over the Boston and New

York Railroad. Upon those trains, the mails were in charge of the

baggage-masters, the regular mail or "route agents" being confined to

the way mail-trains running at different hours of the day. A variety

of circumstances, besides their good reputation, conspired to avert

suspicion from these baggage-men. The mails were in "through bags,"

and it required a mail-key to obtain access to their contents; and

besides, the robberies could not well be perpetrated in that way

without collusion between several persons,--the express agents, and

the conductors, all reliable men, having occasion often to visit the

baggage car, which was always well lighted.

Accompanying the night express trains there were also "through

baggage-masters," so called. Their duty was performed by two persons,

one of whom left Boston and the other New York on each evening.

On privately consulting the officers of the railroad company as to the

running of these men, it appeared that about all the losses had

happened on the nights of one of them: a discovery which, as had been

shown by experience in similar cases, was by no means conclusive, and

yet of too much importance to be overlooked.

The individual thus involved knew me well, and it required no little

manoeuvring to get over the route as often as was necessary, without

being observed by him. One night when thus endeavoring to avoid him, a

very amusing incident occurred.

The regular conductor soon after leaving Springfield, was taken

suddenly ill, and procured the services of this identical

baggage-master for a short distance, unknown of course to me. I was

sitting curled up in the corner of the saloon of the first passenger

car, when the door opened and the well known call of "Tickets,

gentlemen," apprised me that he had found me out before I had

recognised him, or at least had discovered that I was "aboard." But I

made the best of it, simply remarking that there was the least dust

there of any spot on the train.

Up to this time my ground of suspicion was mainly confined to the

coincidence already mentioned between the dates of losses, and his

presence on the cars. The investigation had not proceeded far,

however, when another matter came to light, which increased suspicion

in that quarter.

A citizen of New York called on me and stated that recently, just as

the night train was starting from the depot in Canal Street, he handed

this same baggage-master a letter containing money, which he asked him

to take charge of, not having time to carry it to the post-office. He

at first declined, on the ground that the conveyance of letters out of

the mail was illegal, but finally proposed to receive it, and, if

possible, to get it into the proper bag through one of the small

openings between the staples. This was the last that was ever seen of

the letter by the sender or his correspondent. The former having

called on the baggage-master, had been told that, the letter was

crowded into the right mail-bag, as promised; but the statement was

not believed, and the circumstance happening in the midst of other

troubles on the same line, seemed to constitute an important step in

the progress of discovering the author of all this mischief.

A very shrewd acquaintance of the man of trunks, in Boston, was

confidentially employed to ascertain something of his habits, and the

state of his finances. After a fair and faithful trial, he reported to

me, that the aforesaid superintendent of baggage was "as steady as a

model deacon, and as poor as a country editor within fifty miles by

railroad, of a large city." And that "although always ready, like many

other clever fellows, to partake of the hospitality of his friends

when strongly urged, yet you might as well try to get a smile out of a

dead man without the use of a galvanic battery, as to induce him to

spend a dollar unnecessarily."

The justice of this report was speedily confirmed, and the problem for

the thousandth time satisfactorily worked out, that suspicion never

yet injured a really honest man, although seemingly well founded in

the outset.

Connected with the mailing of one of the large money packages already

described, were circumstances which made it necessary, as is often the

fact in a series of robberies, to investigate it as an isolated case,

unconnected with the theft of the other packages and letters, none of

which would go into or pass through the office in which this one was

deposited.

The statement of the cashier went to show that he took the package to

the post-office himself, and handed it to a clerk who happened to be

alone in the office, and but a short time before the mail left for New

York. This was confirmed by the clerk's own statement, and by his

entry in a book kept for the registry of valuable letters and parcels.

About the habits of this clerk, and his manner when examined, there

was nothing which appeared in the least to implicate him. The cashier

thought it out of the question that anything could be wrong there.

The young clerk was a member of his sabbath-school class, from which

he was never absent, and he believed him to be "all right."

And yet he had an excellent opportunity to have kept back the package,

and the temptation would indeed have been a dangerous one to older and

more strongly fortified persons than he was. I determined, therefore,

to put him to the test of a direct charge of having purloined the

package, which I lost no time in doing, intimating that a confession

and restoration of the money was his first duty. But he met the charge

fearlessly, and firmly asserted his innocence as to the important

remittance in question. The faithful monitor within, however, would

not let him rest there. Believing, probably, that I knew more about

other transactions of his than the one I had accused him of, he

addressed me as follows:--

"I mailed that bank package, and know that it left our office. What

could I have done with so much money, if I had been bad enough to have

taken it? And I _was_ just bad enough! I am willing to tell you all I

have done, and will very gladly restore the ill-gotten funds, for they

have made me miserable."

I will omit the details of this unexpected confession, but the first

case owned was the $40 letter that had been handed to the through

baggage-master, to be crammed into the locked mail-pouch, the failure

of which letter, as has been already shown, had given so much force to

suspicions against him!

By way of corroborating this part of his admissions, at my request, he

described the address of the letter, the kind of money it contained,

and to complete the identity, he mentioned that it came there loose in

the mail-bag.

This discovery relieved the baggage-man amazingly, and at the same

time aided me in deciding at what point the heavy losses had occurred;

for if the large package started from this office, and was not

disturbed on the cars, it must have been stolen in the New York or

Philadelphia office, where it was destined.

Another fact transpired about this time, which assisted still further

in locating these alarming robberies. Among them was one of a letter

mailed by the cashier of a bank in Vermont, for an office in one of

the Western States, and enclosing a quantity of the notes of that

bank. The bills had peculiar marks upon them. They all found their way

back to the bank through the usual channel of redemption, within a

week of the time they were mailed; hence, of course, the letter could

not have gone beyond New York. Besides, it was sent to that office for

distribution, and the post bill was on file there, and described this

identical letter, by its unusual rate, and as being pre-paid by stamps.

In all the other cases, the post bills were not to be found, either in

New York or other distant post offices, and they must have been taken

with the packages themselves.

The fact that the night mails had suffered chiefly, warranted me now

in confining the investigation principally to the night clerks. They

were generally a worthy and reliable class of gentlemen, some of them

having held this responsible station for many years. In the inquiries

and examinations which I was obliged to make, I found some instances

of conformity to circumstances and limited means, that would confer

credit on any men, or any age.

But it will perhaps be said, that cunning men may be dishonest, and

yet keep their ill-gotten gains out of sight; surrounding themselves

with the appearances of frugality and even poverty. This may be so

sometimes, temporarily, but it is nevertheless a fact that rogues

_steal money to spend it_, and for the comfort and ease which they

_expect_ it will confer, which expectation, however, never is

realized. For it is the universal rule that money, or any other

property not honestly obtained, "bites like a serpent, and stings like

an adder;" and realizing the fabled vulture of Prometheus, unceasingly

feeds on the undying life of him who steals, not fire from heaven, but

a baser thing from earth.

The sad experience of thousands who have thought themselves cunning

enough to cope with the shrewdest officers of justice, will show that

however artful and ingenious may be the devices adopted, there are

ways enough to meet and expose them. Honesty is, therefore, not only

the best policy, but the only safe and impregnable barrier against

suspicion, detection, and misery.

Pat R. was appointed as a night porter, at the urgent solicitation of

a prominent, and at that time, somewhat influential citizen of the

First Ward. He was recommended as a robust, athletic man, just suited

to the drudgery which somebody must undertake in such an office, of

attending to the lifting, handling, and removing of heavy mails. In

that capacity it was not expected that he would discharge any of the

more responsible duties of a regular clerk, such as making up and

assorting mail-matter; but the labor of the office accumulating, he

gradually added to his nightly employments that of "facing up" the

contents of the midnight mails, after they had been emptied out, and

separating the letter from the newspaper packages. Had this last fact

been furnished me at an earlier date, by the head clerk of that

department, this troublesome investigation would probably have been

sooner brought to a satisfactory termination. But, supposing from

Pat's position and legitimate duties, that he had not the requisite

opportunities for committing depredations, he was about the last one

to be looked after. And when I did conclude to extend my particular

attentions to him, I was somewhat startled by the discovery, from an

examination of the "time register"--a book in which each clerk is

required to enter his name and the time of his arrival at and

departure from the office--that Pat had not been on duty for nearly a

week! This was of course known before to the then first clerk of that

department, but the sickness of the absentee, and the death of one of

his children, which had been alleged as an excuse, (through another

porter,) seemed to be a plausible and satisfactory explanation.

But the Agent thought otherwise, under the circumstances, and deemed

it best, at all events, to ascertain in a careful way its truth or

falsity.

By the aid of a reliable day clerk, who lived in Brooklyn, in the

neighborhood of Pat, I learned the name and general standing of the

physician whom he had employed. An interview with him, supposed on his

part to be for the purpose of ascertaining whether Pat was a man of

strictly temperate habits, and in all respects fit to be employed in a

post office, confirmed the part of his story relating to the child's

death, but disproved the rest of it, about his own illness. But the

doctor went the whole figure in regard to Pat's good character and

fitness for any place which was not too intellectual. I could see,

however, that my referee cared more about keeping a paying customer,

(all professional charges, as he stated, having been fully liquidated

up to that date,) than for posting me up in any matters that would

jeopardize so good a situation, where all the monthly payments were in

hard and legal currency.

By this step I obtained the first tangible justification of my

suspicions against Pat. He had assigned, in part at least, a false

reason for his absence. At about the same time, I consulted one of the

Brooklyn penny-posts, whose beat took in Pat's residence, and who

reported that he had on several occasions recently met him with a gun

on his shoulder, apparently starting on a hunting excursion.

He was very poor when he entered the office, and by way of testing his

ability to live without work, it was arranged with an agent for

procuring laborers for a Western railroad, to call on him, and offer

him a chance to go to Illinois as foreman of a gang of hands. But it

was "no go." His health was too precarious for that.

Thus matters went on for some time longer, when one day, very much to

my surprise, Pat entered the post master's room, and with a woe-begone

look, and most melancholy tone of voice, commenced apologizing for his

apparent neglect of duty. I was busily engaged in writing at the time,

and so continued, hoping that he would not recognise me, as it

afterwards appeared he did not.

"Misther Fowler," says he, "I wish to spake to your honor about

meself. Ye see, sir, I've been unfortunate, and didn't come to me

task; and the cause is, sir, that I've been sick meself with a

terrible diarrhoee (placing his hand on his abdominal region,) and

what is more painful than that (still keeping his hand in the same

position, instead of changing it to the region of the heart,) I have

buried a darling boy, your honor; and sure isn't it enough to turn the

brain of a poor divil? Ah, may the like on't niver happen to yourself,

sir!"

And a big tear rolling down his cheek, attested the _sincerity_ of his

grief.

A momentary fear that the post master might intimate something of our

suspicions, was speedily relieved by his shrewdly remarking that he

was sorry for his (Pat's) misfortunes, and that he had no fault to

find, except that he ought to have sent more particular word as to the

cause of his detention.

Pat thanked his employer, and backing out of the room, promised to be

at his post that night.

"Well, what do you think of him?" inquired the postmaster.

"I think," said I, "that if he _is_ the robber, and can come here and

appear in that way, he is smarter than either of us. But we shall

see."

For the week following, but few of his movements were unknown to me.

His duties at night were very indifferently performed, and the hours

during the day usually improved by the other night clerks for rest,

were by him devoted to dissipation; so that, before half the night had

passed, he would often be found in some out of the way place, fast

asleep.

His discharge (which he no doubt desired) was thought best, in order

to throw him upon his own resources, with the hope of bringing to

light some of the stolen funds, if they were still in his hands. Much

of the money, which amounted in all to some $8000, could be

identified. The Middletown package of §2000 consisted of small bills,

put up in parcels of §200 each; and upon every bill there was a mark

by which it could be readily known. Up to this time none of the money

contained in this package or the others, except that mentioned as

coming from Vermont, had found its way to the banks by which it was

issued.

One day, about noon, I observed Pat's giant-like form crossing

Broadway, and for more than an hour I followed him without his

knowledge, until he brought up in a stone-cutter's establishment. As I

passed and repassed the door, I thought I observed him paying over

some bank-notes to the occupant. After he had left, I stepped in, and

was soon in possession of three $5 notes of the Middletown (Ct.) Bank,

with which he had paid for the _grave-stones_ of "_his darling boy!_"

The bills were clearly a part of the §2000 Middletown package, being

of the same denomination, and exhibiting the same unmistakable marks.

This accidental meeting, at once supplying a key to the mystery, was

one of those misfortunes that so often befall criminals at some point

of their guilty career, and even when they imagine themselves

perfectly successful, and permanently secure against the possibility

of detection.

I must here tell the reader a secret, explanatory of a question that

naturally arises, namely, why, with such overwhelming proof in my

possession, an arrest was not at once made. It was simply because he

would have gone clear before any tribunal, had I depended on the case

as it then stood. The bills of the §2000 package were all marked as

stated, but unfortunately a large amount, with precisely the same

peculiarities, was in circulation at this very time, though not

supposed to be in that vicinity. Had the arrest taken place then, and

the cashier been summoned to testify on the point of identity, he

would have said that he put _such_ bills into the Philadelphia

package, but could not have sworn that they were some of the identical

notes.

Besides, it was no unimportant part of this difficult business, to

effect a return of the funds, as far as possible, to the pockets of

the victims of these robberies.

The scarcity of live game in any direction within several miles of

Brooklyn, and Pat's supposed want of experience in the use of the

"shooting iron," suggested the possibility that his frequent

excursions to a neighboring wood had some other object than hunting.

Possibly it might be the guarding of his hidden treasures.

Therefore, on a bright October morning, I concluded, if possible, to

know more upon this point, and, disguised in the garb of a

shabby-looking hunter, with a gun and dog borrowed of a friend for the

occasion, I strolled off in the direction in which Pat had so often

been in the habit of going. Before fairly reaching the woods, he and

two of his companions passed me in a rough-looking vehicle, and soon

after turned from the main road into the burial-ground. From a

somewhat secluded spot, I could watch their movements tolerably well,

and it soon became apparent that at least one of the objects of this

trip was to place the marble stones--the payment for which had so

singularly betrayed him--at the grave of his deceased child.

The whole party were evidently under the effects of the "critter;" and

the prospect seemed to be, that they would soon have occasion to mourn

the departure of other beloved _spirits_, for the jug circulated

freely, and a more jolly set of fellows, considering the lugubrious

nature of their errand, is seldom met with.

But when they arrived at the spot where the child was sleeping, their

mirth grew less boisterous, and Pat in silence commenced his labor of

love; and as he proceeded in his melancholy task, I could see that he

refused to join his companions in further potations, for although

their respect for the place, or for their friend's affliction, seemed

to overcome for the time their rum-inspired loquacity, they did not

cease to resort to the jug for strength to enable them to bear his

grief, while sitting in the cart waiting for the completion of the

task which brought them there.

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At length the little white stones stood in their places, showing, by

the short distance between them, how brief was the passage from the

cradle to the grave, of the being whose whole history, so far as

concerned the world at large, was inscribed on these marble pages.

A parent's heart, however, bears a different record; and after Pat had

adjusted the turf about the little grave, and given the finishing

touches to his work, he stood and gazed for a moment upon the resting

place of his child, thinking--of what? Perhaps of the contrast between

the guilty living and the innocent dead. Perhaps a flash from

conscience glanced across his mind. At least he exhibited some

external signs of emotion, for as he turned away to join his

unconcerned companions, he brushed away a tear, and with it, perhaps,

the softening influences that were at work upon his heart.

The trio once more seated in the vehicle, Pat no longer refused the

fluid consolation that his companions proffered him. They by turns

levelled the jug at the heavens, taking observations with the mouth

rather than with the eyes, and as the last member of this astronomical

corps elevated the instrument, its near approach to the perpendicular

showed that a vacuum was well nigh formed within its recesses. What

discoveries they made, except "seeing stars" in general, I cannot say,

for they immediately turned their course towards home.

This was the last that I saw of Pat that day, but the next time he

started on his accustomed tramp, two days after, he had at least one

attentive spectator of his rifle exercise; and although I failed on

this occasion to discover the precise place of his deposits, owing to

my fear of alarming him, the opinion was strengthened by what I saw,

that they were still resting quietly within a thick piece of woods,

embracing some three or four acres, where he spent several hours that

day. During this time, I was not more than a quarter of a mile from

him, yet not a single report of his gun did I hear. Presuming that he

had seen me at a distance, I now and then let off a charge innocent of

lead, and occasionally betrayed the dog into a tolerably ferocious

bark, by making him "speak" for a small cigar case which, held at a

respectful distance from the animal, might easily have been mistaken

by him for a well-cooked morsel of meat. This stratagem I thought

necessary to carry out the idea of a busy and enthusiastic huntsman.

But this little essay at hunting yielded me no game of bipeds,

feathered or otherwise.

Soon after this, a rumor that several of his neighbors were preparing

for a removal to the West, led me to fear that Pat also might have

similar intentions, and that on the occasion of his last visit to the

woods, he might, after all, have withdrawn the deposits. It was

therefore deemed unsafe to delay longer in bringing matters to a

crisis. But the manner of doing this, and of conducting the arrest, so

as to accumulate evidence of his guilt, and at the same time recover a

part or the whole of the funds, was worthy of much caution and study.

If I went with an officer directly to his house to make the arrest, he

might be absent at the time, and, getting notice of our visit, effect

his escape. His family or accomplices, if he had any, would of course

be aware of our movements, and perhaps secure the spoils, unless they

were secreted immediately upon the premises. Then I should be left

with only the proof already mentioned: that he had had an opportunity

of purloining the $2000 package, and had passed three bills supposed

to have been contained therein; together with some other less

important circumstances.

The only safe and discreet course seemed to be to secure him when

alone, and by that means keep his family ignorant respecting his

arrest, until every effort had been made to get possession of the

money. Accordingly I procured the aid of an officer, and at an early

hour in the morning, we took up our quarters in a private dwelling in

the neighborhood, where we could overlook Pat's house, and patiently

waited for him to make his appearance.

It happened to be one of his lazy mornings, and he did not venture out

until near ten o'clock, and then, very much to our disappointment, in

company with another individual, unknown to either of us. A moment's

consultation resulted in the decision to follow them at some distance,

in the hope that they might separate, but with the determination not

to lose sight of Pat again, and to take him into custody that day at

all hazards. We had not gone far, however, before he looked over his

shoulder, and although at least two squares from us, and a number of

other persons were passing and repassing at the time, he no doubt

recognised the officer, for after proceeding but a few steps further,

he and his friend turned and came toward us.

Believing that we were discovered, and that Pat was making for the

house to look after the safety of the treasures, a stratagem was

hastily arranged to throw him off his guard, and at the same time to

separate him from the stranger, who was so much in our way. It matters

little what this scheme was, provided there were no actual

misrepresentations involved. Suffice it to say, it was quite

successful, and his companion resuming his walk towards Brooklyn City

Hall, the rest of the party were soon on their way to New York.

At the ferry, and while waiting for the boat, Pat suddenly became

quite restless, as if he had for the first time connected me with the

scene in the post master's room. He walked back and forth upon the

dock, and several times halted and leaned on the railing directly over

the water, with one hand in his breeches' pocket, as if he

contemplated throwing something overboard. But I remained closely at

his side, wherever he went, and kept him engaged as much as possible,

in remarks about the weather, the growth of Brooklyn, and other

common-place matters.

We had soon crossed the ferry, and were seated in an omnibus, moving

slowly (who ever went in any other way by that conveyance?) up

Broadway. Pat had by this time grown very taciturn, and no doubt began

to suspect that his escort was not entirely prepared to fight for his

personal liberty. In fact, he must have fully decided in his own mind

that we were no very consistent friends of the "largest liberty," in

his case at least, when one of us pulled the leather strap, to give

the usual signal for a halt. This was just as we had reached the head

of Cedar street, on which the post office is situated, and before we

had arrived, by several blocks, at the place where he at first

supposed he was going to call, for a much more agreeable purpose than

that of being confronted with the charge of extensive mail robbery.

As he alighted from the "slow coach," he halted for a moment, as if

inclined to have some better understanding before proceeding further,

especially as we turned our faces in the direction of the post office.

He possessed physical strength enough to have put an end to our

troubling him any further, but Broadway at midday is no very favorable

place for such an attempt; and besides, he no doubt hoped that all

might yet come out right. After being told that he was wanted at the

post office on some private business, he went there peaceably.

Once alone with him in a private room, the time had fully arrived for

deciding--not as to his guilt, for of that I was fully satisfied--but

what were the chances of proving it, and of inducing him to disgorge

his plunder.

"Patrick," said I, "you are detected in your robberies of the night

mails in this office, and the first question I wish you to answer is,

can you restore the money, that it may be returned to those you have

robbed."

He received the accusation with a look of surprise, but without any

manifest trepidation.

"I am an honest man, thank God," he asseverated, "and I'll defy all ye

can do to me; and it's nither ye nor the divil that can scare me, so

it ain't," at the same time drawing himself up into an attitude of

defiance.

"I don't wish to scare you, Pat," I remarked. "I am sorry on account

of your family that you should have so abused your trust while

employed in this office. But that is neither here nor there. I want

you to hand over the seven or eight thousand dollars you have got so

wrongfully. You passed some of the $2000, from the Middletown package,

to Mr. G., for the grave-stones, you know, and I have the bills in my

pocket."

"And it's trouble enough that I've had," he replied, "with the

sickness of meself, and the death of little Pat, and now ye'd have me

father all the thievish tricks of the whole office, would ye? Ye'll

find, if ye look sharp, that it's another that's got the letters ye

speak of; for sure haven't I seen him, while 'facing up,' throw

something under the counter, among the waste paper, and then go

looking there agin, after his task was done? And wasn't they large,

thick parcels that he dumped under the table?"

I have never had a doubt that he was then describing the exact process

by which he committed his own depredations.

"Very well," I answered, "you will soon see who is answerable;" and

calling the officer, who had remained outside the door during the

conversation, Pat was notified that his person must undergo a thorough

search--and it _was_ thorough.

Among the contents of his wallet were some forty dollars that agreed

very well with the description of the kind of money mailed at Joliet,

and also the receipt for the aforesaid grave-stones. On examining his

hat, which he had taken off on first entering the office, and placed

at some distance, on the top of a secretary, there appeared, snugly

stowed away under the leather lining, $165, all in fives of the

Middletown Bank, with the well-known marks on each bill! But even this

discovery produced but little impression on him; declaring, as he did

very promptly, that he could show where he obtained that money; and no

doubt he could!

Pat was left in charge of two suitable persons, and the remainder of

the day was spent by the officer and myself in searching his house and

premises for the balance of the missing funds, which was done without

giving any information to his wife of the real object of our

examination, or the unpleasant situation of her husband. The woods

were also thoroughly ransacked, though the chances appeared to be,

that the booty had been removed to the house or vicinity, as he went

directly from home that morning, having a part of the funds about his

person, with the design, as it was afterwards ascertained, of

purchasing tickets for himself and family, and several others, to

Illinois.

But our researches were unavailing, and I returned to the post-office

somewhat disappointed; for the proof was not yet sufficient to convict

him, on account of the impossibility of identifying the bills with

certainty, as I have already mentioned.

Before leaving, I had made known to him our intention to search his

house, and when we returned, he for the first time showed signs of

great uneasiness, and walked the room constantly, evidently anxious to

know if his treasures had been discovered. His anxiety was natural

enough, for it turned out that the whole of the money was secreted in

the house, and that at one time during the search, I was separated

from its hiding place, only by a half-inch board!

But Pat remained immovable, so far as any confessions were concerned;

and it was thought advisable, at this juncture, to call into

requisition the influence of the person at whose urgent solicitation

Pat had obtained his situation in the post-office. An interview

between them was speedily arranged, but the accused, for a while,

still continued stoutly to deny his guilt. Subsequently, however, he

inquired of the post master whether, in case he produced the money, he

would have his liberty. The post master assented, so far as to promise

no prosecution on _his_ part, and Pat finally agreed to go with us on

the following morning, and point out the place of deposit, but

insisted that H., his friend and patron, (just referred to,) should be

of the party.

Fully impressed with the importance of securing Pat as well as the

property of his victims, I now obtained a warrant, which was at once

placed in the hands of one of the U. S. Deputy Marshals, who agreed to

be in the immediate vicinity of the mail robber's residence, but to

delay the arrest till he received a signal from me that all was ready,

and after the funds were fairly in our possession.

Accordingly, a hack was ordered to be at the post office at an early

hour the next morning, and we (the post master, myself, Pat, and H.)

were soon crossing the ferry to South Brooklyn. Ten minutes' ride

brought us in front of Pat's house, where we all alighted. Here

matters took a turn wholly unexpected to me, for Pat insisted that no

one but his friend, H., and himself, should go for the money, which he

said was buried in the yard behind the house. To this I objected, but

Pat stood firm, remarking, that it would attract too much attention if

all hands went, and that if his request could not be granted, he

should make no further disclosures, and we might as well go back to

New York.

The post master and myself having at that time confidence in H., I

took him aside and told him Pat must not be allowed to escape, on any

account, and that if he went alone with him, he must promise to be

responsible for his safe and speedy return with the money, to all of

which, H. readily assented, claiming to have complete control over his

man, and promising to have him back in a few moments. With this

understanding they both passed round the house, and I started to give

the Marshal the signal that the time for his services had arrived.

Not more than three minutes had elapsed before I returned in company

with that officer, and H. was seen coming towards us, with a small box

under his arm, but _alone_.

"Where is R.?" I inquired.

"He went into the house, through the back yard," was the response.

Taking the box from H., and handing it over to the post master, to be

taken to the carriage, we at once passed into the house, but no Pat

could be found. On applying to H., to know what this meant, he

explained by saying, that as soon as the box was handed to him, Pat

hopped over the fence into his back yard, and entered the house.

After some further search, he could not be found there, and H.

proposed that we should not then appear too anxious to secure him;

repeatedly promising to have him forthcoming at any moment, after the

excitement had passed by a little. Returning to the carriage, we

started for New York, counting the funds as we rode, which amounted to

$4473. Much of it was in the original parcels of bank-notes, of one

hundred and two hundred dollars each, enclosed in the usual straps of

paper, with the amount of each package marked thereon, in the figures

of the cashiers and others, which greatly assisted afterwards in the

identification.

The author of all this mischief managed to elude the most secretly and

cautiously executed plans for his arrest. It was, however, pretty well

ascertained that he occasionally visited his home during the night

season, and one night he was discovered at a late hour, by a local

policeman (who had been employed to watch for him,) emerging from the

front door of his house. They saw each other at about the same

instant, and the policeman made an effort to seize him; but Pat was

well armed, and was in the act of pointing a gun at the officer, when

the latter, knocking it aside, presented a revolver and snapped it,

the cap, luckily for the miserable fugitive from justice, only

exploding.

The noise had attracted the attention of two of his friends, who it

appears were just leaving the premises, and who were also well armed,

and in the confusion which ensued, aided by the darkness of the night,

Pat managed to get clear again.

The next attempt to arrest him was undertaken in consequence of

private information that his family, together with a brother and other

relatives, had purchased tickets for the West. The buying of an extra

ticket more than was required for the party entering their names,

authorized the belief that it was obtained for Pat himself, who would

probably join them at some point on the route. They were to leave on a

certain evening, by one of the Albany boats, which usually made no

landing between the two cities. On this occasion authority was

obtained for the boat to touch at Poughkeepsie, to receive on board

the Special Agent and two United States Marshals. With this sleepless

corps of officials there was no lack of handcuffs, revolvers, &c., nor

of firm resolves to take the culprit at all hazards, if he was on the

boat, and to arrest his wife and one or two others, believed to have

been his accessories after, if not before, the fact.

The night being still and cloudless, at about midnight the well-known

sound of a steamer's paddles was heard, and soon the huge form of the

"Hendrick Hudson" was seen looming up in the distance, her numerous

signal and other lights, as she changed her position from time to

time, appearing like some brilliant constellation, and making a most

beautiful display.

As she approached, for a time there appeared no perceptible change in

her course, but when nearly opposite the landing, she suddenly veered

toward us, and in a moment her guards were chafing against the ends of

the pier; and without waiting for the gang-plank, we were on board

before the wheels had fairly ceased their motion. The engineer's bell

sounded the signal for going ahead; and we about the same time

commenced our search through the floating palace.

As we progressed through the spacious cabins, a chorus of discordant

sounds saluted us from their sleeping occupants.

It is curious, by the way, to see how the levelling influence of sleep

shows itself in establishing a sort of equality between different

individuals, in respect of the noise they make in the world. Your

modest man, who, in his waking moments, avoids all display of his

vocal or other powers, no sooner comes under the influence of the

drowsy god, than his modesty deserts him; he blows his trumpet with as

much sonorousness as the most impudent of mankind. The most retiring

person I ever knew, was remarkable for being outrageously vociferous

in his slumbers.

The redoubtable Pat, however, was guiltless of contributing to the

volume of sound aforesaid; nor was his physiognomy discoverable among

the sleeping or waking occupants of the cabins, so far as we could

see. And as for any discoveries we made that night, or any good that

our trusty arms did us, we might as well have been encircled in the

"arms of Morpheus." At one time, however, we thought our night's work

would prove a successful one, for on hastily consulting the clerk as

we boarded the steamer, he informed us that a man answering tolerably

well the description of the object of our search, had paid his fare to

Albany, and was snugly stowed away in berth No. 54, in the forward

cabin.

The revolvers and "ornaments" were hastily examined, and the plan

adopted of delegating one of the trio to proceed quietly to No. 54,

and, under the pretence that its occupant was in possession of the

wrong berth, to ascertain, first, if he was really the veritable Pat.

As I was the only one who could readily identify him, this duty fell

upon me; and leaving my fearless associates at the top of the stairs,

with instructions to rush to my aid, in case I took off my hat, with

almost breathless anxiety I made a descent into the cabin, and in a

few seconds stood in front of the berth designated by the clerk.

"Hallo, stranger," I called out, at the same time gently shaking him,

"haven't you got the wrong pew?"

An inhuman sort of a grunt was all the reply I could at first obtain,

but after repeating the inquiry, and increasing the force of the

punch, he leisurely turned over.

"And what the d--l do you want?" says the lodger, "bothering a

gentleman in this way? Is it my pocket-book, or my boots, you're

after?"

It wasn't Pat's voice at all, nor was it his face, which I at that

moment got a glimpse of, by the aid of a lantern in the hands of one

of the servants who was passing. As I saw preparations making for

"turning out," and was satisfied that I had waked up the wrong

passenger, I thought it prudent to withdraw before matters progressed

further in that direction.

None of the suspected party were on board on that occasion.

The telegraph was resorted to after our arrival in Albany, and word

transmitted to us in that way, that the party we were in search of

would certainly go up the river by the boat on the following night.

The next morning we were at the wharf, and by an arrangement with the

officers of the boat, we were enabled to see every person who went

ashore, as they passed through a half-opened door at the

after-gangway, in giving up the passage tickets. The net was well

spread this time, and though we did not pick Pat up, we secured the

whole party of his traveling friends, including his wife and two

children. The Marshal took them in charge, and without much ceremony

or explanation, conducted them to a hack which had been provided for

their special accommodation. They were very soon after escorted to the

police station, and a subsequent examination of their persons and

effects afforded no additional light, except that among the baggage of

Mrs. R. was found a lot of scrap gold, which a dentist of Philadelphia

mailed to a New York firm, and which had never reached that firm. On

the strength of this discovery, she was afterwards indicted as an

accomplice of her husband, and committed to Brooklyn jail, where she

remained for several months, her two children staying with her, at her

own request.

Although she undoubtedly knew the precise locality of her "liege

lord," and probably could have procured her own liberty by making it

known, yet she remained firm, and to the last steadily refused to give

the least information, insisting, moreover, that she was ignorant of

the post office depredations at the time they were going on, and that

the stolen property found in her possession was placed in one of the

trunks without her knowledge. Possibly it was so, as some of Pat's

wearing apparel was found there also.

The remainder of the party, three in number, were detained at Albany.

It was deemed necessary that they should remain there a while, but the

Chief of Police was instructed not to treat them strictly as

prisoners, but to allow them to lodge at the station; and an

arrangement was made for them to eat at a neighboring restaurant, at

the expense of Government.

The proprietor of the aforesaid restaurant finding, however, that they

were disposed to abuse that privilege, by imbibing too freely, and

selecting from the bill of fare whatever was choice and expensive--and

especially as the contract for this portion of his customers was not

very clearly defined--took the precaution to erase from one copy of

the bill of fare all articles of a rare and expensive kind, which

corrected list, by the third day, embraced but one or two plain

dishes. This brief programme was sure to be thrust before them as

often as they called for anything to eat, though a verbal announcement

of "coffee" was added at the regular morning and evening repast.

Having also some faint recollection of the discussions in the public

papers about reforms in the Navy, and dispensing with the "grog

rations," he compromised the matter on that head, by allowing the men

"two drinks" a day, and no more; that being, in his estimation, a

proper Government allowance.

As sufficient legal evidence could not be procured, to show that they

really aided and abetted in the robberies, they were notified that

their bills would no longer be paid by the Post Office Department; and

declining to continue their journey to the West, tickets were

furnished them to return to New York.

Soon after their arrival in the city, they fell in with a tolerably

smart specimen of a lawyer, whose indignation at the unheard-of

proceedings against them, of course had nothing to do with so

mercenary a motive as that of getting a fee out of them; and by his

advice a suit was promptly brought against the Special Agent and the

two Deputy Marshals, for false imprisonment!

The cause was "set down" for trial in the Marine Court, and came off

in the course of a week or two. A waggish spectator remarked that he

could not see why it was brought in the Marine Court, unless it was

because the complainants were "half seas over" when stopped at Albany.

A very brief synopsis of this trial will, I think, prove worth a

perusal.

On the part of the prosecution, the complainants themselves were the

witnesses--all three of them genuine sons of the Emerald Isle.

Separate trials were asked and granted, and that of the Special Agent

was first taken up.

Michael D. was duly sworn, but instead of mounting the witness's

stand, with one bound and a broad grin, he was inside the Judge's

desk, and seated in the chair usually occupied by one of the Associate

Judges! A burst of laughter followed, in which his Honor, as well as

the spectators, joined. The officer in attendance on the Court was

quickly alongside of Mike, and with considerable difficulty removed

him to the witness' stand. Here he fixed his eyes intently on me,

perhaps to keep watch, lest I should attempt to run away, considering

me his prisoner at last, and evidently chuckling within himself at the

thought that the time had now come to put me on as limited allowance,

so far as variety went, as he had been restricted to while in Albany.

Order being now restored, the counsel commenced interrogating the

witness.

"Michael, were you on your way to Illinois, from this city, on the

20th instant?"

_Witness._--"Was I in Illinoi? and sure I niver was in me life; and if

that spalpeen of an Agint beside ye says I was, he lies, bedad he

does!"

Notwithstanding the loud calls of "stop, stop," by his lawyer, he went

through with the sentence, and stood, a thumb in each arm-hole of his

vest, looking defiantly at me, and apparently ready for the next

question.

_The Court._--"Now, Michael, you must not be in such a hurry. Try and

understand what is said to you thoroughly, before answering. I shall

not permit any indulgence in the use of harsh names to any of the

Government officers, or to any one else in Court."

_Witness._--"And didn't they stop me, and trate me the same as a male

thafe, your Honor?"

_The Court._--"Well, that's what we want to find out; but you must not

talk, only when you are questioned; remember that."

_Counsel._--"I will put the inquiry in another shape. Were you a

passenger on board the steamboat for Albany, on any night during the

present month?"

Mike remained speechless for a moment, staring at the Judge in the

most penetrating manner. That functionary finally broke the silence,

"Well, why don't you answer?"

_Witness._--"And sure, your Honor, didn't you just tell me to remain

spacheless when questioned?"

_Court._--"_Only_ when questioned, I said."

_Witness_ (to the counsel).--"I _was_ on the stameboat, and the Agint

there knows it, so he does; and them other big feeling chaps there

(pointing to the Deputy Marshals) knows it too. And I'd like to see

'em try to delay me in that way agin," at the same time looking fists,

if not daggers, at those innocent officials.

Here the patience of the Court, as well as the counsel, became well

nigh exhausted, and it was suggested that Michael should stand aside

for the present, as the same facts could be proved by another and more

intelligent witness.

The new witness went on to describe the affair from the commencement,

including the detention at Albany. The cross-examination, however,

showed that so far as any "imprisonment" was concerned, it was

literally "false."

It was shown that all had the "freedom of the city," while in Albany,

having frequently visited some "distant" connections--_distant_ about

two miles from the police station--and had been well boarded, away

from the station, at the public expense. That in fact they could have

gone anywhere they chose, a few hours after their arrival in Albany,

or on any succeeding day.

After listening to the circumstances, and the motives which led to the

detention of these men, and to the testimony of one of the police

officers at Albany, in relation to their treatment while there, the

Judge summarily dismissed the case, remarking that, in the first place

no "imprisonment" had been proven, and that, even if it had, he should

probably have sustained the officers in the discharge of what they

considered their duty, in endeavoring to ferret out and punish the

authors of important crimes against the laws of the land.

The trial I have just described was but one of many incidental

occurrences which took place in the course of the attempts made to

arrest Pat R.; occurrences, both tragical and comical, which would

here find a place, did not the limited space render that impossible.

In closing the history of this case, it will be sufficient to say

that, in the course of our investigations, the innocence of many

suspected persons was established; restitution made to the sufferers

by Pat's villany, so far as their losses could be satisfactorily

traced to him; and the Post-Office Department were rid of one of the

most daring and unscrupulous mail robbers that ever disgraced the

service. He is not even now as secure in his hiding place as he

perhaps imagines himself to be.

If there are those (as there is reason to suspect) who shared with him

in such of the spoils as were not recovered, they also, even if they

escape the punishment which they merit from their fellow men, will not

always elude the pursuit of conscience, nor avoid the retribution

which she will most surely inflict upon them.

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