DEAR DOCTOR,

The peasantry of Scotland are certainly on a poor footing all over the

kingdom; and yet they look better, and are better cloathed than those

of the same rank in Burgundy, and many other places of France and Italy;

nay, I will venture to say they are better fed, notwithstanding

the boasted wine of these foreign countries. The country people of

North-Britain live chiefly on oat-meal, and milk, cheese, butter,

and some garden-stuff, with now and then a pickled-herring, by way of

delicacy; but flesh-meat they seldom or never taste; nor any kind of

strong liquor, except two-penny, at times of uncommon festivity--Their

breakfast is a kind of hasty pudding, of oat-meal or pease-meal, eaten

with milk. They have commonly pottage for dinner, composed of cale or

cole, leeks, barley or big, and butter; and this is reinforced with

bread and cheese, made of skimmed-milk--At night they sup on sowens or

flummery of oat-meal--In a scarcity of oats, they use the meal of barley

and pease, which is both nourishing and palatable. Some of them have

potatoes; and you find parsnips in every peasant’s garden--They are

cloathed with a coarse kind of russet of their own making, which is

both decent and warm--They dwell in poor huts, built of loose stones and

turf, without any mortar, having a fireplace or hearth in the middle,

generally made of an old mill-stone, and a hole at top to let out the

smoke.

These people, however, are content, and wonderfully sagacious--All of

them read the Bible, and are even qualified to dispute upon the

articles of their faith; which in those parts I have seen, is entirely

Presbyterian. I am told, that the inhabitants of Aberdeenshire are still

more acute. I once knew a Scotch gentleman at London, who had declared

war against this part of his countrymen; and swore that the impudence

and knavery of the Scots, in that quarter, had brought a reproach upon

the whole nation.

The river Clyde, above Glasgow, is quite pastoral; and the banks of it

are every where adorned with fine villas. From the sea to its source,

we may reckon the seats of many families of the first rank, such as the

duke of Argyle at Roseneath, the earl of Bute in the isle of that name,

the earl of Glencairn at Finlayston, lord Blantyre at Areskine, the

dutchess of Douglas at Bothwell, duke Hamilton at Hamilton, the duke of

Douglas at Douglas, and the earl of Hyndford at Carmichael. Hamilton is

a noble palace, magnificently furnished; and hard by is the village of

that name, one of the neatest little towns I have seen in any country.

The old castle of Douglas being burned to the ground by accident, the

late duke resolved, as head of the first family of Scotland, to have the

largest house in the kingdom, and ordered a plan for this purpose; but

there was only one wing of it finished when he died. It is to be hoped

that his nephew, who is now in possession of his great fortune, will

complete the design of his predecessor--Clydesdale is in general

populous and rich, containing a great number of gentlemen, who

are independent in their fortune; but it produces more cattle than

corn--This is also the case with Tweedale, through part of which

we passed, and Nithsdale, which is generally rough, wild, and

mountainous--These hills are covered with sheep; and this is the small

delicious mutton, so much preferable to that of the London-market. As

their feeding costs so little, the sheep are not killed till five years

old, when their flesh, juices, and flavour are in perfection; but their

fleeces are much damaged by the tar, with which they are smeared to

preserve them from the rot in winter, during which they run wild night

and day, and thousands are lost under huge wreaths of snow--‘Tis pity

the farmers cannot contrive some means to shelter this useful animal

from the inclemencies of a rigorous climate, especially from the

perpetual rains, which are more prejudicial than the greatest extremity

of cold weather.

On the little river Nid, is situated the castle of Drumlanrig, one

of the noblest seats in Great-Britain, belonging to the duke of

Queensberry; one of those few noblemen whose goodness of heart does

honour to human-nature--I shall not pretend to enter into a description

of this palace, which is really an instance of the sublime in

magnificence, as well as in situation, and puts one in mind of the

beautiful city of Palmyra, rising like a vision in the midst of

the wilderness. His grace keeps open house, and lives with great

splendour--He did us the honour to receive us with great courtesy, and

detain’d us all night, together with above twenty other guests, with all

their servants and horses to a very considerable number--The dutchess

was equally gracious, and took our ladies under her immediate

protection. The longer I live, I see more reason to believe that

prejudices of education are never wholly eradicated, even when they

are discovered to be erroneous and absurd. Such habits of thinking as

interest the grand passions, cleave to the human heart in such a manner,

that though an effort of reason may force them from their hold for a

moment, this violence no sooner ceases, than they resume their grasp

with an increased elasticity and adhesion.

I am led into this reflection, by what passed at the duke’s table after

supper. The conversation turned upon the vulgar notions of spirits and

omens, that prevail among the commonalty of North-Britain, and all the

company agreed, that nothing could be more ridiculous. One gentleman,

however, told a remarkable story of himself, by way of speculation

‘Being on a party of hunting in the North (said he), I resolved to visit

an old friend, whom I had not seen for twenty years--So long he had been

retired and sequestered from all his acquaintance, and lived in a moping

melancholy way, much afflicted with lowness of spirits, occasioned by

the death of his wife, whom he had loved with uncommon affection. As he

resided in a remote part of the country, and we were five gentlemen with

as many servants, we carried some provision with us from the next market

town, lest we should find him unprepared for our reception. The roads

being bad, we did not arrive at the house till two o’clock in the

afternoon; and were agreeably surprised to find a very good dinner ready

in the kitchen, and the cloth laid with six covers. My friend himself

appeared in his best apparel at the gate, and received us with open

arms, telling me he had been expecting us these two hours. Astonished at

this declaration, I asked who had given him intelligence of our coming?

and he smiled without making any other reply. However, presuming upon

our former intimacy, I afterwards insisted upon knowing; and he told me,

very gravely, he had seen me in a vision of the second sight--Nay, he

called in the evidence of his steward, who solemnly declared, that his

master had the day before apprised him of my coming, with four other

strangers, and ordered him to provide accordingly; in consequence of

which intimation, he had prepared the dinner which we were now eating;

and laid the covers according to the number foretold.’ The incident

we all owned to be remarkable, and I endeavoured to account for it by

natural means. I observed, that as the gentleman was of a visionary

turn, the casual idea, or remembrance of his old friend, might suggest

those circumstances, which accident had for once realized; but that in

all probability he had seen many visions of the same kind, which were

never verified. None of the company directly dissented from my opinion;

but from the objections that were hinted, I could plainly perceive that

the majority were persuaded there was something more extraordinary in

the case.

Another gentleman of the company, addressing himself to me, ‘Without all

doubt (said he), a diseased imagination is very apt to produce visions;

but we must find some other method to account for something of this

kind, that happened within these eight days in my neighbourhood--A

gentleman of a good family, who cannot be deemed a visionary in any

sense of the word, was near his own gate, in the twilight, visited by

his grandfather, who has been dead these fifteen years--The spectre was

mounted seemingly on the very horse he used to ride, with an angry and

terrible countenance, and said something, which his grandson, in the

confusion of fear, could not understand. But this was not all--He lifted

up a huge horse whip, and applied it with great violence to his back

and shoulders, on which I saw the impression with my own eyes. The

apparition was afterwards seen by the sexton of the parish, hovering

about the tomb where his body lies interred; as the man declared to

several persons in the village, before he knew what had happened to the

gentleman--Nay, he actually came to me as a justice of the peace, in

order to make oath of these particulars, which, however, I declined

administering. As for the grandson of the defunct, he is a sober,

sensible, worldly minded fellow, too intent upon schemes of interest to

give in to reveries. He would have willingly concealed the affair; but

he bawled out in the first transport of his fear, and, running into

the house, exposed his back and his sconce to the whole family; so that

there was no denying it in the sequel. It is now the common discourse of

the country, that this appearance and behaviour of the old man’s spirit,

portends some great calamity to the family, and the good-woman has

actually taken to her bed in this apprehension.’

Though I did not pretend to explain this mystery, I said, I did not at

all doubt, but it would one day appear to be a deception; and, in all

probability, a scheme executed by some enemy of the person who had

sustained the assault; but still the gentleman insisted upon the

clearness of the evidence, and the concurrence of testimony, by which

two creditable witnesses, without any communication one with another,

affirmed the appearance of the same man, with whose person they were

both well acquainted--From Drumlanrig we pursued the course of the Nid

to Dumfries, which stands seven miles above the place where the river

falls into the sea; and is, after Glasgow, the handsomest town I have

seen in Scotland. The inhabitants, indeed, seem to have proposed that

city as their model; not only in beautifying their town and regulating

its police, but, also in prosecuting their schemes of commerce and

manufacture, by which they are grown rich and opulent.

We re-entered England, by the way of Carlisle, where we accidentally

met with our friend Lismahago, whom we had in vain inquired after at

Dumfries and other places--It would seem that the captain, like the

prophets of old, is but little honoured in his own country, which he

has now renounced for ever--He gave me the following particulars of his

visit to his native soil--In his way to the place of his nativity, he

learned that his nephew had married the daughter of a burgeois, who

directed a weaving manufacture, and had gone into partnership with his

father-in-law: chagrined with this information, he had arrived at the

gate in the twilight, where he heard the sound of treddles in the great

hall, which had exasperated him to such a degree, that he had like to

have lost his senses: while he was thus transported with indignation,

his nephew chanced to come forth, when, being no longer master of his

passion, he cried, ‘Degenerate rascal! you have made my father’s house a

den of thieves;’ and at the same time chastised him with his

horse-whip; then, riding round the adjoining village, he had visited

the burying-ground of his ancestors by moon-light; and, having paid

his respects to their manes, travelled all night to another part of

the country--Finding the head of the family in such a disgraceful

situation, all his own friends dead or removed from the places of their

former residence, and the expence of living increased to double of what

it had been, when he first left his native country, he had bid it an

eternal adieu, and was determined to seek for repose among the forests

of America.

I was no longer at a loss to account for the apparition, which had

been described at Drumlanrig; and when I repeated the story to the

lieutenant, he was much pleased to think his resentment had been so much

more effectual than he intended; and he owned, he might at such an hour,

and in such an equipage, very well pass for the ghost of his father,

whom he was said greatly to resemble--Between friends, I fancy Lismahago

will find a retreat without going so far as the wigwams of the Miamis.

My sister Tabby is making continual advances to him, in the way of

affection; and, if I may trust to appearances, the captain is disposed

to take opportunity by the forelock. For my part, I intend to encourage

this correspondence, and shall be glad to see them united--In that case,

we shall find a way to settle them comfortably in our own neighbourhood.

I, and my servants, will get rid of a very troublesome and tyrannic

gouvernante; and I shall have the benefit of Lismahago’s conversation,

without being obliged to take more of his company than I desire; for

though an olla is a high-flavoured dish, I could not bear to dine upon

it every day of my life.

I am much pleased with Manchester, which is one of the most agreeable

and flourishing towns in Great-Britain; and I perceive that this is

the place which hath animated the spirit, and suggested the chief

manufactures of Glasgow. We propose to visit Chatsworth, the Peak,

and Buxton, from which last place we shall proceed directly homewards,

though by easy journies. If the season has been as favourable in Wales

as in the North, your harvest is happily finished; and we have nothing

left to think of but our October, of which let Barns be properly

reminded. You will find me much better in flesh than I was at our

parting; and this short separation has given a new edge to those

sentiments of friendship with which I always have been, and ever shall

be,

Yours, MATT. BRAMBLE MANCHESTER, Sept. 15.

To Mrs GWILLIM, house-keeper at Brambleton-hall.

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