DOCTOR,

The pills are good for nothing--I might as well swallow snowballs to

cool my reins--I have told you over and over how hard I am to move; and

at this time of day, I ought to know something of my own constitution.

Why will you be so positive? Prithee send me another prescription--I am

as lame and as much tortured in all my limbs as if I was broke upon the

wheel: indeed, I am equally distressed in mind and body--As if I had not

plagues enough of my own, those children of my sister are left me for a

perpetual source of vexation--what business have people to get children

to plague their neighbours? A ridiculous incident that happened

yesterday to my niece Liddy, has disordered me in such a manner, that

I expect to be laid up with another fit of the gout--perhaps, I may

explain myself in my next. I shall set out tomorrow morning for the

Hot Well at Bristol, where I am afraid I shall stay longer than I could

wish. On the receipt of this send Williams thither with my saddle-horse

and the demi pique. Tell Barns to thresh out the two old ricks, and send

the corn to market, and sell it off to the poor at a shilling a bushel

under market price.--I have received a snivelling letter from Griffin,

offering to make a public submission and pay costs. I want none of his

submissions, neither will I pocket any of his money. The fellow is a bad

neighbour, and I desire, to have nothing to do with him: but as he is

purse-proud, he shall pay for his insolence: let him give five pounds to

the poor of the parish, and I will withdraw my action; and in the mean

time you may tell Prig to stop proceedings.--Let Morgan’s widow have the

Alderney cow, and forty shillings to clothe her children: but don’t say

a syllable of the matter to any living soul--I’ll make her pay when she

is able. I desire you will lock up all my drawers, and keep the keys

till meeting; and be sure you take the iron chest with my papers into

your own custody--Forgive all, this trouble from,

Dear Lewis, Your affectionate M. BRAMBLE GLOUCESTER, April 2.

To Mrs GWYLLIM, house-keeper at Brambleton-hall.

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