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[Illustration: THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
_Schoolboy_ (_after long pause_). "I SAY--ER--CAN YOU MOVE YOUR EARS?"]
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"Chaplain-Master Wanted on May 13th for one term to Teach Latin and
History in Upper School, coloris paribus a cricketer would be most
acceptable."--_Provincial Paper._
"_Coloris paribus_" suggests faintly that the authorities hope to get a
double-blue; but it looks as if he would have to spend most of the term in
teaching Latin.
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