ARTHUR.--You idiot.--Irene."--_Times._

Very "personal," we should say.

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"Sir Auckland and Lady Geddes left London last Saturday for the Untied

States."--_Irish Paper._

It is only fair to add that they have not chosen this country for the sake

of its easy Divorce Laws.

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"Major. Christopher Lowther (CUCumberland, North) moved a new clause."

--_Provincial Paper._

It was somewhere in this neighbourhood, we believe, that WORDSWORTH

discovered his "winsome marrow."

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"Though to-day is Primrose Day...."--_Daily Mirror, April 12th._

At the risk of being thought behind the times, we ourselves deferred our

celebration until April 19th as usual.

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[Illustration: "YOU SETTLE WITH HIM. YOU'RE CHAIRMAN OF THE

ANTI-PROFITEERING COMMITTEE."]

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