A Splendid Year For Corn.
We had just finished supper. Supper! dry bread and sugarless tea. Dad
was tired out and was resting at one end of the sofa; Joe was stretched
at the other, without a pillow, and his legs tangled up among Dad's.
Bill and Tom squatted in the ashes, while Mother tried to put the
fat-lamp into burning order by poking it with a table-fork.
Dad was silent; he seemed sad, and lay for some time gazing at the
roof. He might have been watching the blaze of the glorious moon or
counting the stars through the gaps in the shingles, but he was
n't--there was no such sentiment in Dad. He was thinking how his long
years of toil and worry had been rewarded again and again by
disappointment--wondering if ever there would be a turn in his luck,
and how he was going to get enough out of the land that season to pay
interest and keep Mother and us in bread and meat.
At last he spoke, or rather muttered disjointedly, "Plen-ty--to eat--in
the safe." Then suddenly, in a strange and hollow voice, he shouted,
"THEY' RE DEAD--ALL OF THEN! I STARVED THEM!"
Mother DID get a fright. She screamed. Then Dad jumped up, rubbing
his eyes, and asked what was the matter. Nothing was the matter THEN.
He had dozed and talked in his sleep, that was all; he had n't starved
anyone. Joe did n't jump up when Mother screamed--not altogether; he
raised himself and reached for Dad's pillow, then lay down and snored
serenely till bed-time.
Dad sat gloomily by the fire and meditated. Mother spoke pleadingly to
him and asked him not to fret. He ran his fingers uneasily through his
hair and spat in the ashes. "Don't fret? When there's not a bit to
eat in the place--when there's no way of getting anything, and
when--merciful God!--every year sees things worse than they were
before."
"It's only fancy," Mother went on. "And you've been brooding and
brooding till it seems far worse than it really is."
"It's no fancy, Ellen." Then, after a pause--"Was the thirty acres of
wheat that did n't come up fancy? Is it only fancy that we've lost
nearly every beast in the paddock? Was the drought itself a fancy?
No--no." And he shook his head sadly and stared again into the fire.
Dad's inclination was to leave the selection, but Mother pleaded for
another trial of it--just one more. She had wonderful faith in the
selection, had Mother. She pleaded until the fire burned low, then Dad
rose and said: "Well, we'll try it once more with corn, and if nothing
comes of it why then we MUST give it up." Then he took the spade and
raked the fire together and covered it with ashes--we always covered
the fire over before going to bed so as to keep it alight. Some
mornings, though, it would be out, when one of us would have to go
across to Anderson's and borrow a fire-stick. Any of us but Joe--he
was sent only once, and on that occasion he stayed at Anderson's to
breakfast, and on his way back successfully burnt out two grass
paddocks belonging to a J.P.
So we began to prepare the soil for another crop of corn, and Dad
started over the same old ground with the same old plough. How I
remember that old, screwed and twisted plough! The land was very hard,
and the horses out of condition. We wanted a furrow-horse. Smith had
one--a good one. "Put him in the furrow," he said to Dad, "and you
can't PULL him out of it." Dad wished to have such a horse. Smith
offered to exchange for our roan saddle mare--one we found running in
the lane, and advertised as being in our paddock, and no one claimed
it. Dad exchanged.
He yoked the new horse to the plough, and it took to the furrow
splendidly--but that was all; it did n't take to anything else. Dad
gripped the handles--"Git up!" he said, and tapped Smith's horse with
the rein. Smith's horse pranced and marked time well, but did n't
tighten the chains. Dad touched him again. Then he stood on his
fore-legs and threw about a hundredweight of mud that clung to his
heels at Dad's head. That aggravated Dad, and he seized the
plough-scraper, and, using both hands, calmly belted Smith's horse over
the ribs for two minutes, by the sun. He tried him again. The horse
threw himself down in the furrow. Dad took the scraper again, welted
him on the rump, dug it into his back-bone, prodded him in the side,
then threw it at him disgustedly. Then Dad sat down awhile and
breathed heavily. He rose again and pulled Smith's horse by the head.
He was pulling hard when Dave and Joe came up. Joe had a bow-and-arrow
in his hand, and said, "He's a good furrer 'orse, eh, Dad? Smith SAID
you could n't pull him out of it."
Shall I ever forget the look on Dad's face! He brandished the scraper
and sprang wildly at Joe and yelled, "Damn y', you WHELP! what do you
want here?"
Joe left. The horse lay in the furrow. Blood was dropping from its
mouth. Dave pointed it out, and Dad opened the brute's jaws and
examined them. No teeth were there. He looked on the ground round
about--none there either. He looked at the horse's mouth again, then
hit him viciously with his clenched fist and said, "The old ----, he
never DID have any!" At length he unharnessed the brute as it
lay--pulled the winkers off, hurled them at its head, kicked it
once--twice--three times--and the furrow-horse jumped up, trotted away
triumphantly, and joyously rolled in the dam where all our water came
from, drinking-water included.
Dad went straightaway to Smith's place, and told Smith he was a dirty,
mean, despicable swindler--or something like that. Smith smiled. Dad
put one leg through the slip-rails and promised Smith, if he'd only
come along, to split palings out of him. But Smith did n't. The
instinct of self-preservation must have been deep in that man Smith.
Then Dad went home and said he would shoot the ---- horse there and
then, and went looking for the gun. The horse died in the paddock of
old age, but Dad never ploughed with him again.
Dad followed the plough early and late. One day he was giving the
horses a spell after some hours' work, when Joe came to say that a
policeman was at the house wanting to see him. Dad thought of the roan
mare, and Smith, and turned very pale. Joe said: "There's "Q.P." on
his saddle-cloth; what's that for, Dad?" But he did n't answer--he was
thinking hard. "And," Joe went on, "there's somethin' sticking out of
his pocket--Dave thinks it'll be 'ancuffs." Dad shuddered. On the way
to the house Joe wished to speak about the policeman, but Dad seemed to
have lock-jaw. When he found the officer of the law only wanted to know
the number of stock he owned, he talked freely--he was delighted. He
said, "Yes, sir," and "No, sir," and "Jusso, sir," to everything the
policeman said.
Dad wished to learn some law. He said: "Now, tell me this: supposing
a horse gets into my paddock--or into your paddock--and I advertise
that horse and nobody claims him, can't I put my brand on him?" The
policeman jerked back his head and stared at the shingles long enough
to recall all the robberies he had committed, and said: "Ye
can--that's so--ye can."
"I knew it," answered Dad; "but a lawyer in town told Maloney, over
there, y' could n't."
"COULD N'T?" And the policeman laughed till he nearly had the house
down, only stopping to ask, while the tears ran over his well-fed
cheeks, "Did he charge him forrit?" and laughed again. He went away
laughing, and for all I know the wooden-head may be laughing yet.
Everything was favourable to a good harvest. The rain fell just when
it was wanted, and one could almost see the corn growing. How it
encouraged Dad, and what new life it seemed to give him! In the cool
of the evenings he would walk along the headlands and admire the
forming cobs, and listen to the rustling of the rows of drooping blades
as they swayed and beat against each other in the breeze. Then he
would go home filled with fresh hopes and talk of nothing but the good
prospect of that crop.
And how we worked! Joe was the only one who played. I remember him
finding something on a chain one day. He had never seen anything like
it before. Dad told him it was a steel-trap and explained the working
of it. Joe was entranced--an invaluable possession! A treasure, he
felt, that the Lord must specially have sent him to catch things with.
He caught many things with it--willie-wagtails, laughing-jackasses,
fowls, and mostly the dog. Joe was a born naturalist--a perfect
McCooey in his way, and a close observer of the habits and customs of
animals and living things. He observed that whenever Jacob Lipp came
to our place he always, when going home, ran along the fence and
touched the top of every post with his hand. The Lipps had newly
arrived from Germany, and their selection adjoined ours. Jacob was
their "eldest", about fourteen, and a fat, jabbering, jolly-faced youth
he was. He often came to our place and followed Joe about. Joe never
cared much for the company of anyone younger than himself, and
therefore fiercely resented the indignity. Jacob could speak only
German--Joe understood only pure unadulterated Australian. Still Jacob
insisted on talking and telling Joe his private affairs.
This day, Mrs. Lipp accompanied Jacob. She came to have a "yarn" with
Mother. They did n't understand each other either; but it did n't
matter much to them--it never does matter much to women whether they
understand or not; anyway, they laughed most of the time and seemed to
enjoy themselves greatly. Outside Jacob and Joe mixed up in an
argument. Jacob shoved his face close to Joe's and gesticulated and
talked German at the rate of two hundred words a minute. Joe thought
he understood him and said: "You want to fight?" Jacob seemed to have
a nightmare in German.
"Orright, then," Joe said, and knocked him down.
Jacob seemed to understand Australian better when he got up, for he ran
inside, and Joe put his ear to a crack, but did n't hear him tell
Mother.
Joe had an idea. He would set the steel-trap on a wire-post and catch
Jacob. He set it. Jacob started home. One, two, three posts he hit.
Then he hit the trap. It grabbed him faithfully by three fingers.
Angels of Love! did ever a boy of fourteen yell like it before! He
sprang in the air--threw himself on the ground like a roped
brumby--jumped up again and ran all he knew, frantically wringing the
hand the trap clung to. What Jacob reckoned had hold of him Heaven
only can tell. His mother thought he must have gone mad and ran after
him. Our Mother fairly tore after her. Dad and Dave left a dray-load
of corn and joined in the hunt. Between them they got Jacob down and
took him out of the trap. Dad smashed the infernal machine, and then
went to look for Joe. But Joe was n't about.
The corn shelled out 100 bags--the best crop we had ever had; but when
Dad came to sell it seemed as though every farmer in every farming
district on earth had had a heavy crop, for the market was
glutted--there was too much corn in Egypt--and he could get no price
for it. At last he was offered Ninepence ha'penny per bushel,
delivered at the railway station. Ninepence ha'penny per bushel,
delivered at the railway station! Oh, my country! and fivepence per
bushel out of that to a carrier to take it there! AUSTRALIA, MY MOTHER!
Dad sold--because he could n't afford to await a better market; and
when the letter came containing a cheque in payment, he made a
calculation, then looked pitifully at Mother, and muttered--"SEVEN
POUN'S TEN!"