FRANK. The better to tell you that I love you--my dear--

ADELA. A man! who are you?

FRANK. One who adores you! I am Frank--I mean Harry Mitchell.

(_advancing to her, she eludes him and runs over to R._)

ADELA. Oh, wretch, villain! oh, oh, oh! I am very ill--oh, oh! (_falls

into chair_)

FRANK. (_running about_) Oh, curse it! here's a mess I've made of it.

ADELA. Oh, oh!

FRANK. What must I do?--bite her finger, I suppose!

ADELA. Oh, salts, vinegar!

FRANK. Yes, yes--oh, I wonder where grandmother keeps her salt and

vinegar!

_Runs off, L. door--ADELAIDE jumps up, runs to the door and bolts it

behind him--SIMON enters, R. door, tipsy, a bottle in his hand, and

still wearing the morning gown and cap._

SIMON. (_singing_) Grief is a folly,

We'll sing and be jolly!

ADELA. Mr. Mitchell, in that dreadful state!

SIMON. Where are you, Mr. Sir? it's me, Simon--you must wait upon

yourself--I'm going to bed.

ADELA. (_aside_) Simon! the servant, ah, I understand. (_aloud, to

SIMON_) Oh, it is you, is it?

SIMON. (_aside_) The young lady! (_dropping into easy chair and acting

the old man again_) My wife will be back directly--

ADELA. (_pulling him from chair_) Yes; and Mr. Mitchell will also be

back directly.

SIMON. (_frightened and placing the bottle on easy chair_) Mr.

Mitchell!

ADELA. (C.) And I will tell him all!

SIMON. (_on his knees_) Don't! I shall lose my place, before I have

had time to redden my nose--'tisn't my fault--it's the keys of the

cellar did it--and Mr. Harry----

ADELA. It was he who made you thus disguise yourself--confess and I

forgive you!

SIMON. (_rising_) Yes; he arrived this evening, on a visit to his

grandfather and grandmother, whom he hasn't seen for twelve years; and

as they went away this morning----

ADELA. He hasn't encountered them?

SIMON. How was he to do it, I should like to know.

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