TO A LADY.

(_Whose "Fringe" has fallen off at a Ball._)

Alas! those waving curls,

That parting on your brow,

Had been some other girl's!

"Vhere ish dot barting now?"

Like BREITMANN'S barty gone

Avay in _ewigkeit_,

Those curls which you put on

To grace the ball to-night.

Too feeble were the pins,

Too frisky were your hops;

Derisive are the grins,

Departing parting drops.

A parting, this, that shocks

Beholders evermore;

You dare not claim those locks

Now lying on the floor.

I used to think them fair,

I find them false instead;

If thus you lose your hair,

I shall not lose my head.

Nor certainly my heart--

With that I should not care

So readily to part

As you with purchased hair.

We kick those curls aside.

Your looks and locks have fled,

Then hasten home to hide

Your much diminished head.

* * * * *

DON PEDRO D'ALCANTARA LE COMTE D'EU is eighteen. He is pursuing his

studies at a Military Academy, speaks German fairly well, and in his

leisure hours is, we are informed, "studying Polish." The latter being

acquired, he will become a most polish'd Prince. He is so very well

off that he will not have to go to Brazil for a crown.

* * * * *

[Illustration: DOMESTIC THRIFT.

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