CHAPTER XXXI

THE MATHEMATICAL ATTAINMENTS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY

Tristram Shandy[82] said that his father was sometimes a gainer by

misfortune; for if the pleasure of haranguing about it was as ten, and

the misfortune itself only as five, he gained "half in half," and was

well off again as if the misfortune had never happened.

Suppose that the unit (arbitrary) of pleasure is denoted by A, Tristram

Shandy, by neglecting, in this ethical discussion, to introduce negative

quantities (Kant's pamphlet advocating this introduction into philosophy

was made subsequently[83]), apparently made 15A to result, and this can

hardly be maintained to be the half of 10A. It is possible, however,

that Tristram Shandy succeeded in proving the apparently paradoxical

equation

15A = 5A

by remarking that the axiom "the whole is greater than the part" does

not always hold. This remark follows at once from what Mr. Russell[84]

has called "The Paradox of Tristram Shandy." This paradox is described

by Mr. Russell as follows:

"Tristram Shandy, as we know, took two years writing the history of the

first two days of his life, and lamented that, at this rate, material

would accumulate faster than he could deal with it, so that he could

never come to an end. Now I maintain that, if he had lived for ever,

and not wearied of his task, then, even if his life had continued as

eventfully as it began, no part of his biography would have remained

unwritten."

This paradox is strictly correlative to the well-known paradox of Zeno

about Achilles and the Tortoise.[85] "The Achilles proves that two

variables in a continuous series, which approach equality from the same

side, cannot ever have a common limit: the Tristram Shandy proves that

two variables which start from a common term, and proceed in the same

direction, but diverge more and more, may yet determine the same

limiting class (which, however, is not necessarily a segment, because

segments were defined as having terms beyond them). The Achilles assumes

that whole and part cannot be similar, and deduces a paradox; the other,

starting from a platitude, deduces that whole and part may be similar.

For common-sense, it must be confessed that it is a most unfortunate

state of things." And Mr. Russell considers that, in the face of proofs,

it ought to commit suicide in despair.

Now, I suggest the extremely unlikely possibility that Tristram Shandy,

by reflection on his own life and literary labours, was led to the

correct course of accepting the paradox which resulted from this

reflection and rejecting the Achilles. Thus, he concluded that an

infinite whole may be similar (or, in Cantor's terminology,

"equivalent") to a proper part of itself, and hence, by a confusion of

similarity with identity (or equivalence with equality) which he shares

with some subsequent philosophers,[86] that a whole may be equal to a

proper part of itself. If A is an infinite class, it is not difficult to

see that we can have

10A = 5A.

In this way many have avoided an opinion which rests on no better

foundation than that formerly entertained by the inductive philosophers

of Central Africa, that all men are black.[87]

FOOTNOTES:

[82] Cf. a letter of De Morgan in Mrs. De Morgan's _Memoir of Augustus

De Morgan_, p. 324.

[83] Kant's tract was published in 1763, while _Tristram Shandy_ was

published in 1760.

[84] _P. M._, pp. 358-9 [Cf. _M._, vol. xxii., January 1912, p.

187.--ED.]

[85] Cf. _P. M._, pp. 350, 358-9; _M._, vol. xxii., 1912, p. 157.

[86] [Cf. for example, Cosmo Guastella, _Dell' infinito_, Palermo,

1912.--ED.]

[87] Cf. Russell, _P. M._, p. 360.

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