Notice in a cobbler's window:--

"Will customers please bring their own paper for repairs?"

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"Miss Carnegie wore a gown of white satin and point appliqué lace,

with a lace veil falling from a light brown coiffeur almost to the

end of the train."--_Daily Mirror_.

It doesn't say whether the light-brown coiffeur was a page or the best

man.

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